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		<title>Straight Line of the Day: Per Bob B, &#8220;Don&#8217;t Listen To This Guy, He&#8217;s Nuts!&#8221;  For Instance, He Claims &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Here&#8217;s the Key: After the Straight Line, Take the Rest of the Day Off</title>
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		<title>Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 6/3/2026 : New Matches for 6/10/2026</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 14:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#160; Does not look like I can do a table format for information. THings might look a bit weird. &#160; Results for 6/3/2026 (2) Diana Rigg 167 Defeats Carmen du Sautoy 8 No Preference 2 (15) Maud Adams 157 Defeats Francoise Therry 22 No Preference 1 &#160; Matches for 6/10/2026 Match 1 (1) Barbara Bach (Anya Amasova) vs (7) Britt Ekland (Mary Goodnight) &#160; (1) Barbara Bach (Record) 8 &#8211; ...</p><p><a href="https://www.imao.us/2026/06/bond-girlathon-wednesday-results-from-6-3-2026-new-matches-for-6-10-2026/" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 6/3/2026 : New Matches for 6/10/2026&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
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<p>Does not look like I can do a table format for information. THings might look a bit weird.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Results for 6/3/2026</strong></p>
<p><strong>(2) Diana Rigg <span style="color: #003366;">167 <span style="color: #000000;">Defeats Carmen du Sautoy <span style="color: #ff0000;">8 <span style="color: #000000;">No Preference <span style="color: #ff00ff;">2</span></span></span></span></span></strong></p>
<p><strong>(15) Maud Adams </strong><span style="color: #000080;">157 <strong>Defeats Francoise Therry </strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">22 <span style="color: #000000;"><strong>No Preference </strong></span><span style="color: #ff00ff;">1</span></span></span></p>
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<p><span style="color: #000000;">Matches for 6/10/2026</span></p>
<p><strong>Match 1</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>(1) Barbara Bach </strong><em>(Anya Amasova) </em>vs <strong>(7) Britt Ekland </strong><em>(Mary Goodnight)</em></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>(1) Barbara Bach <span style="color: #ff6600;">(Record) 8 &#8211; 0 &#8211; 0 <span style="color: #0000ff;">(Total Scores) 1765 &#8211; 8 &#8211; 217</span></span></strong></p>
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<th>Actress:</th>
<td>Barbara Bach</td>
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<th>Nationality:</th>
<td>American</td>
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<th>Bond Movie:</th>
<td><em><a href="https://www.007james.com/movies/the_spy_who_loved_me.php">The Spy Who Loved Me</a></em> (1977)</td>
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<h3>Synopsis:</h3>
<p>Anya Amasova, code name &#8216;Triple X&#8217;, was a KGB agent working under General Gogol. She had the same mission as Bond, to retrieve stolen microfilms for a submarine tracking system. After half co-operating and half getting in the way of each other, Bond and Amasova meet their bosses at the Egyptian HQ, who tell them that MI6 and the KGB are now co-operating, and the two should work together.</blockquote></div>
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<p style="text-align: center;">VS</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>(7) Britt Ekland <span style="color: #ff0000;">(Record) 6 &#8211; 2 &#8211; 0 <span style="color: #0000ff;">(Total Scores) 1270 &#8211; 15 &#8211; 496</span></span></strong></p>
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<th>Actress:</th>
<td>Britt Ekland</td>
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<th>Nationality:</th>
<td>Swedish</td>
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<th>Bond Movie:</th>
<td><em><a href="https://www.007james.com/movies/the_man_with_the_golden_gun.php">The Man with the Golden Gun</a></em> (1974)</td>
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<h3>Synopsis:</h3>
<p>Mary Goodnight was Bond&#8217;s assistant in Hong Kong, and previously his secretary in London. She helps Bond to locate Miss Anders, the girlfriend of hitman Scaramanga. The two almost spend the night together on multiple occasions, and at one point Goodnight is embarrassingly shoved into a cupboard when Miss Anders pays Bond a surprise visit. Goodnight is eventually kidnapped by Scaramanga, but after Bond kills him, Goodnight helps Bond escape his Island.</blockquote></div>
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<p><span style="color: #000000;"><strong>Match 2</strong></span></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>(16) Sue Vanner </strong><em>(Log Cabin Girl) </em>vs <strong>(11) Madelaine Smith </strong><em>(Miss Caruso)</em></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>(16) Sue Vanner <span style="color: #ff0000;">(Record) 5 &#8211; 3 &#8211; 0 <span style="color: #0000ff;">(Total Scores) 931 &#8211; 12 &#8211; 757</span></span></strong></p>
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<th>Actress:</th>
<td>Sue Vanner</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Nationality:</th>
<td>English</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Bond Movie:</th>
<td><em><a href="https://www.007james.com/movies/the_spy_who_loved_me.php">The Spy Who Loved Me</a></em> (1977)</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
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<h3>Synopsis:</h3>
<p>The log cabin girl, played by Sue Vanner, was a KGB agent, and a lover of James Bond. While Bond and the girl were curled up under some furs on the floor of an isolated log cabin, M sent a message to Bond&#8217;s wrist watch that he was needed at once at HQ. As Bond got up to leave, the girl said &#8220;But James, I need you.&#8221;, to which Bond replied &#8220;So does England.&#8221; After he left, the girl radioed to KGB henchmen that Bond had let.</blockquote></div>
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<p style="text-align: center;">VS</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #000000;">(11) Madelaine Smith <span style="color: #ff0000;">(Record) 5 &#8211; 3 &#8211; 0 <span style="color: #0000ff;">(Total Scores) 1049 &#8211; 5 &#8211; 723</span></span></span></strong></p>
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<table>
<tbody>
<tr>
<th>Actress:</th>
<td>Madeline Smith</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Nationality:</th>
<td>English</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<th>Bond Movie:</th>
<td><em><a href="https://www.007james.com/movies/live_and_let_die.php">Live and Let Die</a></em> (1973)</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
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<h3>Synopsis:</h3>
<p>Miss Caruso was an agent of the Italian Secret Service. She was asleep with Bond at his home when, just before 6am, the doorbell rang. Bond answered the door to find M, who announced an urgent mission. He also casually mentioned that the Italian&#8217;s were complaining about their missing agent, Miss Caruso. In a scene lit with humour, Bond continually distracts M to avoid him finding Caruso, with a little help from Miss Moneypenny, who had accompanied M.</blockquote></div>
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					<description><![CDATA[Good night. &#160; Tuesday Weld vs Eva Renzi &#160; Tuesday Weld (4-1-0 Pts. 235 Avg. 47.00) Week 1 Lost to Elke Sommer 44-47 Week 2 Defeated Dyan Cannon 51-29 Week 3 Defeated Jean Seberg 58-12 Week 4 Defeated Sharon Tate 36-27 Week 5 Defeated Ursula Andress 46-26 &#160; VS &#160; Eva Renzi (2-3-0 Pts. 193 Avg. 38.60) Week 1 Defeated ...</p><p><a href="https://www.imao.us/2026/06/babesleaga-group-am-week-6-tuesday-weld-vs-eva-renzi/" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Babesleaga Group AM : Week 6 : Tuesday Weld vs Eva Renzi&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
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<p><em>Tuesday Weld (4-1-0 Pts. 235 Avg. 47.00)</em></p>
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<li>Week 1 Lost to Elke Sommer <strong>44-47</strong></li>
<li>Week 2 Defeated Dyan Cannon <strong>51-29</strong></li>
<li>Week 3 Defeated Jean Seberg <strong>58-12</strong></li>
<li>Week 4 Defeated Sharon Tate <strong>36-27</strong></li>
<li>Week 5 Defeated Ursula Andress <strong>46-26</strong></li>
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<p><em>Eva Renzi (2-3-0 Pts. 193 Avg. 38.60)</em></p>
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<li>Week 1 Defeated Jean Seberg <strong>54-25</strong></li>
<li>Week 2 Lost to Elke Sommer <strong>26-56</strong></li>
<li>Week 3 Lost to Sharon Tate <strong>27-42</strong></li>
<li>Week 4 Lost to Ursula Andress <strong>37-41</strong></li>
<li>Week 5 Defeated Mary Ure <strong>49-19</strong></li>
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		<title>Babesleaga Group AM : Week 6 : Sharon Tate vs Mary Ure</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 22:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Good evening. &#160; Sharon Tate vs Mary Ure &#160; Sharon Tate (3-2-0 Pts. 227 Avg. 45.40) Week 1 Lost to Ursula Andress 44-48 Week 2 Defeated Jean Seberg 64-23 Week 3 Defeated Eva Renzi 42-27 Week 4 Lost to Tuesday Weld 27-36 Week 5 Defeated Dyan Cannon 50-29 &#160; VS &#160; Mary Ure (0-5-0 Pts. 105 Avg. 21.00) Week 1 ...</p><p><a href="https://www.imao.us/2026/06/babesleaga-group-am-week-6-sharon-tate-vs-mary-ure/" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Babesleaga Group AM : Week 6 : Sharon Tate vs Mary Ure&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Sharon Tate vs Mary Ure</strong></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><em>Sharon Tate (3-2-0 Pts. 227 Avg. 45.40)</em></p>
<ul>
<li>Week 1 Lost to Ursula Andress <strong>44-48</strong></li>
<li>Week 2 Defeated Jean Seberg <strong>64-23</strong></li>
<li>Week 3 Defeated Eva Renzi <strong>42-27</strong></li>
<li>Week 4 Lost to Tuesday Weld <strong>27-36</strong></li>
<li>Week 5 Defeated Dyan Cannon <strong>50-29</strong></li>
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<p style="text-align: center;">VS</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><em>Mary Ure (0-5-0 Pts. 105 Avg. 21.00)</em></p>
<ul>
<li>Week 1 Lost to Dyan Cannon <strong>26-57</strong></li>
<li>Week 2 Lost to Ursula Andress <strong>24-58</strong></li>
<li>Week 3 Lost to Elke Sommer <strong>12-58</strong></li>
<li>Week 4 Lost to Jean Seberg <strong>24-27</strong></li>
<li>Week 5 Lost to Eva Renzi <strong>19-49</strong></li>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 18:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Good afternoon. &#160; Elke Sommer vs Ursula Andress &#160; Elke Sommer (5-0-0 Pts. 278 Avg. 55.60) Week 1 DefeatedTuesday Weld 47-44 Week 2 Defeated Eva Renzi 56-26 Week 3 Defeated Mary Ure 58-12 Week 4 Defeated Dyan Cannon 55-20 Week 5 Defeated Jean Seberg 62-12 &#160; VS &#160; Ursula Andress (4-1-0 Pts. 213 Avg. 42.60) Week 1 Defeated Sharon Tate 48-44 ...</p><p><a href="https://www.imao.us/2026/06/babesleaga-group-am-elke-sommer-vs-ursula-andress/" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Babesleaga Group AM : Week 6 : Elke Sommer vs Ursula Andress&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good afternoon.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Elke Sommer vs Ursula Andress</strong></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><em>Elke Sommer (5-0-0 Pts. 278 Avg. 55.60)</em></p>
<ul>
<li>Week 1 DefeatedTuesday Weld <strong>47-44</strong></li>
<li>Week 2 Defeated Eva Renzi <strong>56-26</strong></li>
<li>Week 3 Defeated Mary Ure <strong>58-12</strong></li>
<li>Week 4 Defeated Dyan Cannon <strong>55-20</strong></li>
<li>Week 5 Defeated Jean Seberg <strong>62-12</strong></li>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">VS</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><em>Ursula Andress (4-1-0 Pts. 213 Avg. 42.60)</em></p>
<ul>
<li>Week 1 Defeated Sharon Tate <strong>48-44</strong></li>
<li>Week 2 Defeated Mary Ure <strong>58-24</strong></li>
<li>Week 3 Defeated Dyan Cannon <strong>40-28</strong></li>
<li>Week 4 Defeated Eva Renzi <strong>41-37</strong></li>
<li>Week 5 Lost to Tuesday Weld <strong>26-46</strong></li>
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		<title>Babesleaga Group AM : Week 6 : Dyan Cannon vs Jean Seberg</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[walruskkkch]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 14:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Good morning. Dyan Cannon vs Jean Seberg &#160; Dyan Cannon (1-4 &#8211; 0 Pts. 163 Avg. 32.6) Week 1 Defeated Mary Ure 57-26 Week 2 Lost to Tuesday Weld 29-51 Week 3 Lost to Ursula Andress 28-40 Week 4 Lost to Elke Sommer 20-55 Week 5 Lost to Sharon Tate 29-50 &#160; VS &#160; Jean Seberg (1-4-0 Pts. 105 Avg. ...</p><p><a href="https://www.imao.us/2026/06/babesleaga-group-am-week-6-dyan-cannon-vs-jean-seberg/" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Babesleaga Group AM : Week 6 : Dyan Cannon vs Jean Seberg&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good morning.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Dyan Cannon vs Jean Seberg</strong></p>
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<p><em>Dyan Cannon (1-4 &#8211; 0 Pts. 163 Avg. 32.6)</em></p>
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<li>Week 1 Defeated Mary Ure <strong>57-26</strong></li>
<li>Week 2 Lost to Tuesday Weld <strong>29-51</strong></li>
<li>Week 3 Lost to Ursula Andress <strong>28-40</strong></li>
<li>Week 4 Lost to Elke Sommer <strong>20-55</strong></li>
<li>Week 5 Lost to Sharon Tate <strong>29-50</strong></li>
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<p><em>Jean Seberg (1-4-0 Pts. 105 Avg. 21.00)</em></p>
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<li>Week 1 Lost to Eva Renzi <strong>25-54</strong></li>
<li>Week 2 Lost to Sharon Tate <strong>23-64</strong></li>
<li>Week 3 Lost to Tuesday Weld <strong>12-58</strong></li>
<li>Week 4 Defeated Mary Ure <strong>27-24</strong></li>
<li>Week 5 Lost to Elke Sommer <strong>12-62</strong></li>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 13:13:51 +0000</pubDate>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi guys. I may have a work around. I&#8217;ll try it more extensively with the Babesleaga. It is really clunky but we may be able to move forward while we work out the problem that neither Oppo and I don&#8217;t have admin status to updat the wordpress version.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2026 23:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Getting an American Professor in an American University Is Like Getting Cheese in a Monty Python Cheese Shop</title>
		<link>https://www.imao.us/2026/06/getting-an-american-professor-in-an-american-university-is-like-getting-cheese-in-a-monty-python-cheese-shop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2026 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Notre Dame seeks foreign worker to teach EnglishThe College Fix &#124; 06/04/2026 &#124; Matt Lamb The University of Notre Dame says it cannot find any American to teach English and so it must fill the job with a foreign worker visa. The Catholic university in South Bend, Indiana filed a “Notice of Intent to Hire,” indicating ...</p><p><a href="https://www.imao.us/2026/06/getting-an-american-professor-in-an-american-university-is-like-getting-cheese-in-a-monty-python-cheese-shop/" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Getting an American Professor in an American University Is Like Getting Cheese in a Monty Python Cheese Shop&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
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<p><strong>Notre Dame seeks foreign worker to teach English</strong><br /><small><em><a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://www.thecollegefix.com/notre-dame-seeks-foreign-worker-to-teach-english/" target="_blank">The College Fix</a> | 06/04/2026 | Matt Lamb</em></small></p>



<p>The University of Notre Dame says it <strong>cannot find any American to teach English</strong> and so it must fill the job with a foreign worker visa.</p>



<p>The Catholic university in South Bend, Indiana filed a “Notice of Intent to Hire,” indicating it plans to hire a professor of English under the H1-B visa program.</p>



<p>The assistant professor job pays just over $87,000 and that is not including benefits.</p>



<p>It pays more than the chemistry professor position the university is also seeking to fill with foreign workers.</p>



<p>Other jobs the university says it must fill by hiring non-Americans include an associate librarian ($96,000 per year), a marketing program analytics manager ($85,000 per year), and a “program coordinator for student success” ($47,000 per year).</p>
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		<title>Straight Line of the Day: Things You Say When It’s So Hot You Can’t Take It Anymore</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2026 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[(inspired by:) 44 Things Southerners Say When It’s So Hot They Can’t Take It Anymore Southern Living &#124; May 30. 2026]]></description>
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<p><strong>44 Things Southerners Say When It’s So Hot They Can’t Take It Anymore</strong></p>



<p><em><a href="https://www.southernliving.com/things-southerners-say-when-hot-11971051">Southern Living</a> | May 30. 2026 </em></p>
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		<title>A.I. Oppo Cashes Real Oppo&#8217;s Paycheck, Leaves Him (the Real Oppo) a Bit Short &#8217;til Next Month</title>
		<link>https://www.imao.us/2026/06/a-i-oppo-cashes-real-oppos-paycheck-leaves-him-real-oppo-short-til-next-month/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2026 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A.I. Oppo applies res-training order to: RES ResolutionRES Resistance (gaming, Diablo 2)RES Resource (File Name Extension) RES ResetRES RestorationRES ResidenceRES Resurrection (gaming)RES Research Department (International Monetary Fund)RES Real Estate ServicesRES ResistorRES Retail Export SchemeRES Resistencia, Chaco, Argentina (Airport Code)RES Real Estate Solutions (various locations) RES ResonatorRES Ressources pour l&#8217;Enseignement des Sciences (French: Resources for Teaching ...</p><p><a href="https://www.imao.us/2026/06/a-i-oppo-cashes-real-oppos-paycheck-leaves-him-real-oppo-short-til-next-month/" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;A.I. Oppo Cashes Real Oppo&#8217;s Paycheck, Leaves Him (the Real Oppo) a Bit Short &#8217;til Next Month&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
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<p>A.I. Oppo applies res-training order to:</p>



<p>RES Resolution<br />RES Resistance (gaming, Diablo 2)<br />RES Resource (File Name Extension)</p>



<p>RES Reset<br />RES Restoration<br />RES Residence<br />RES Resurrection (gaming)<br />RES Research Department (International Monetary Fund)<br />RES Real Estate Services<br />RES Resistor<br />RES Retail Export Scheme<br />RES Resistencia, Chaco, Argentina (Airport Code)<br />RES Real Estate Solutions (various locations)</p>



<p>RES Resonator<br />RES Ressources pour l&#8217;Enseignement des Sciences (French: Resources for Teaching Science)<br />RES Radiation Exposure State<br />RES Radio Equipment and Systems<br />RES Repair and Exchange Services (various companies)<br />RES Residenz (German: home)<br />RES Reticuloendothelial System<br />RES Reddit Enhancement Suite (software)<br />RES Recensement des Equipements Sportifs (French: Census of Sports Equipment)<br />RES Reseau d&#8217;Entreprises Sociales (French)<br />RES Renewable Energy Source<br />RES Randolph Elementary School (Randolph, VT)<br />RES Regional Economic Strategy (UK)<br />RES Ransom-Everglades School (Florida)<br />RES Review of Economic Studies (publication)<br />RES Rear Entertainment System (Honda&#8217;s DVD System)<br />RES Recurrent Corneal Erosion Syndrome<br />RES Robots Exclusion Standard<br />RES Reykjavik Eye Study<br />RES Réacteur d&#8217;Essai (French: Test Reactor; nuclear power)<br />RES Reticulo-Endothelial System (medicine)<br />RES Receive-Only Earth Station<br />RES Regional Employment Specialist<br />RES Rudder Elevator Spoiler<br />RES Real Enterprise Solutions (software)<br />RES Rothamsted Experimental Station<br />RES Rochester Engineering Society<br />RES Receiver End System<br />RES Racial Equality Standard (UK)<br />RES Russian and Eurasian Security Network (global initiative)<br />RES Radiology Education Seminars (Nashville, TN)<br />RES Radio Equipment System<br />RES Remote Entry Server<br />RES Reserve Evaluation System<br />RES Resolicited (comic book publishing industry preorders)<br />RES Reference Energy System<br />RES Reentry System<br />RES Radar Environment Simulator<br />RES Roary&#8217;s Eye-Magination Station (Moshi Monsters)<br />RES Real Estate Supplement (USACE)<br />RES Range Extension Subsystem<br />RES Rwanda Evaluation Society<br />RES Reimbursable Equipment Schedule<br />RES Rosano Electronic Services<br />RES Recruitment Enhancement Service (various locations)<br />RES Radar Environment Simulation<br />RES Remote Encoding Site (US Postal Service)<br />RES Reserve/Reserves/Residence<br />RES Riedel Environmental Services, Inc<br />RES Risk Estimate of the Situation</p>



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<p>and I still haven&#8217;t gotten my money back.</p>
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		<title>Friday Night Open Thread: Pet $ound$</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[How come you never hear of veterinarians getting rich performing sex change operations on their animal patients? Neutering doesn&#8217;t count.]]></description>
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<p>How come you never hear of veterinarians getting rich performing sex change operations on their animal patients? </p>



<p>Neutering doesn&#8217;t count.  </p>
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		<title>News You Can (Eventually) Use</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t you love how journalists get to the point? Popular Frozen Item Pulled From Walmart, Costco And More In Widespread Food Recall100 Percent Fed Up&#160;&#124; June 05, 2026 &#124; Russell Consumers are being encouraged to check their freezers for a product that might contain harmful or potentially deadly bacteria. In the latest recall linked to ...</p><p><a href="https://www.imao.us/2026/06/news-you-can-eventually-use/" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;News You Can (Eventually) Use&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
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<p>Don&#8217;t you love how journalists get to the point?</p>



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<p><strong>Popular Frozen Item Pulled From Walmart, Costco And More In Widespread Food Recall</strong><br /><small><em><strong><a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://100percentfedup.com/popular-frozen-item-pulled-walmart-costco-more-widespread/" target="_blank">100 Percent Fed Up</a>&nbsp;</strong>| June 05, 2026 | Russell</em></small></p>



<p>Consumers are being encouraged to check their freezers for a product that might contain harmful or potentially deadly bacteria.</p>



<p>In the latest recall linked to salmonella risks associated with powdered milk, a popular frozen food sold by Costco and Walmart has been pulled from shelves.</p>



<p>The Hill provided these details:</p>



<p>The most recent recall was shared by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration on Monday. </p>
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<p>Four sentences.  For God&#8217;s sake, what was recalled?</p>



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<p>Select batches of Motor City Pizza Co. 5 Cheese Bread were recalled because the dry milk powder was used in the five-cheese sauce blend.</p>
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<p>Oh, so one &#8220;item&#8221; was recalled?</p>



<p>Well, not so fast.  This should have been the lead paragraph:</p>



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<p>Other recalls linked to the powder impact frozen pizzas, pork rinds, multiple Zapp’s and Dirty brand chips, several snack mixes sold under brand names Fisher, Squirrel Brand, Southern Style Nuts, and Target’s private label, Good &amp; Gather; select croutons sold at Kroger stores in several states; <strong>specialty beverages</strong>; </p>
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<p>&#8230; could you be more specific?</p>



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<p>and select 3-ounce bottles of Pork King Good Sour Cream &amp; Onion seasoning products.</p>



<p>Also recalled because of the powder were several batches of sour cream and onion cheese curds sold only in New York,<strong> select pita chips</strong> sold at Giant Eagle stores in five states, a specific lot of sour cream and onion popcorn seasoning, <strong>multiple products containing a white cheddar seasoning</strong>, and <strong>a parmesan ranch seasoning product</strong> sold at Walmart stores nationwide.</p>
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<p>Guess one would have to go to the source for the list.</p>



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<p>If you purchased an affected product, here’s what to do:</p>



<p>You are advised not to consume products affected by the recall.</p>
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<p>Now THAT&#8217;s useful information!</p>
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		<title>Bill Gates: &#8220;Why Didn&#8217;t I Think of TICKS Instead of Mosquitoes?  Oh, Well, Belts and Suspenders.&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Outrage as scientists push to create ticks that spread red-meat allergies: &#8216;Isn&#8217;t this biological terrorism?&#8217;daily mail A recently unearthed study has set off a tidal wave of outrage after scientists claimed it was &#8216;morally&#8217; justifiable to infect people with a virus making them allergic to meat. Researchers Parker Crutchfield and Blake Hereth from Western Michigan ...</p><p><a href="https://www.imao.us/2026/06/bill-gates-why-didnt-i-think-of-ticks-instead-of-mosquitoes/" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Bill Gates: &#8220;Why Didn&#8217;t I Think of TICKS Instead of Mosquitoes?  Oh, Well, Belts and Suspenders.&#8221;&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
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<p><strong>Outrage as scientists push to create ticks that spread red-meat allergies: &#8216;Isn&#8217;t this biological terrorism?&#8217;</strong><br /><small><a rel="noreferrer noopener" href="https://www.dailymail.com/sciencetech/article-15868603/scientists-create-ticks-meat-allergy.html" target="_blank"><em>daily mail</em></a></small></p>



<p>A recently unearthed study has set off a tidal wave of outrage after scientists claimed it was &#8216;morally&#8217; justifiable to infect people with a virus making them allergic to meat.</p>



<p>Researchers Parker Crutchfield and Blake Hereth from Western Michigan University published an inflammatory paper in 2025, making the case that society had <strong>a moral &#8216;duty&#8217; to spread ticks that were infected with or engineered to carry alpha-gal syndrome (AGS).</strong></p>



<p>AGS is a real medical condition transmitted to humans through tick bites, causing victims to suffer allergic reactions when eating red meat, including beef, pork and lamb, dairy and other products derived from mammals.</p>



<p>The symptoms can range from a mild case of hives or stomach pain to severe and even life-threatening cases of anaphylaxis &#8211; where blood pressure suddenly drops and the person becomes unable to breathe as their airways swell up.</p>



<p>Crutchfield and Hereth claimed that it was morally wrong to eat meat because of the suffering animals endure and the environmental damage that the meat industry allegedly causes.</p>



<p>They argued that the <strong>only</strong> reason society should not be spreading ticks to infect people with AGS today is that <strong>scientists do not currently have an easy and effective way to do it on a large scale.</strong></p>



<p>However, they added: &#8216;But it is feasible to genetically edit the disease-carrying capacity of ticks. If we are right, then today <strong>we have the obligation to research and develop the capacity to proliferate tickborne AGS and, tomorrow, carry out that proliferation.&#8217;</strong></p>



<p>Their main findings were that promoting genetically modified ticks to spread AGS would make the world better and help people become more &#8216;virtuous&#8217; by avoiding meat.</p>



<p>They also claimed that this process <strong>would not violate anyone&#8217;s rights, </strong>despite proposing to intentionally infect the population with a life-threatening infection.</p>
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		<title>Straight Line of the Day:  [While We&#8217;re on the Subject] &#8212; Your Last Thoughts Before Going to Sleep Tonight: &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#8220;What will Gene say tomorrow?&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>$640,000 Electric Ferrari Flagged as &#8220;Questionable Expense&#8221; by IMAO Auditors</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[Quick &#8212; need a plausible reason to justify it. Developing a James Bond parody, and needed this to make it work. Want to see my insurance agent have a heart attack when I show up with a scotch in my hand. Cindy asked me. Cindy, ask the nice auditor to overlook it.]]></description>
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<p>Quick &#8212; need a plausible reason to justify it.</p>



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<li>Want to see my insurance agent have a heart attack when I show up with a scotch in my hand.</li>
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<li>Cindy asked me.  Cindy, ask the nice auditor to overlook it.</li>
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		<title>Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 5/29/2026 : New Matches for 6/5/2026</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Looks like I&#8217;m pulling double duty this week. Results from 5/29/2026 (9) Lana WoodNo PreferenceLuciana Paluzzi144128 Mary Guy MitsoukoNo PreferenceTrina Parks154012 New Matches for 6/5/2026 Match 1 Mie Hama (Kissy Suzuki) vs Denise Perrier (Marie) ContestantRecordTotal ScoresMie Hama0 &#8211; 6 &#8211; 0246 &#8211; 6 &#8211; 987 Kissy Suzuki Actress:Mie HamaNationality:JapaneseBond Movie:You Only Live Twice&#160;(1967) Synopsis: ...</p><p><a href="https://www.imao.us/2026/06/bond-girlathon-friday-results-from-5-29-2026-new-matches-for-6-5-2026/" class="more-link">Continue reading &#8216;Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 5/29/2026 : New Matches for 6/5/2026&#8217; &#187;</a>]]></description>
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<p>Looks like I&#8217;m pulling double duty this week.</p>



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<p class="has-text-align-center"><strong>Results from 5/29/2026</strong></p>



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<figure class="wp-block-table"><table><thead><tr><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">(9) Lana Wood</th><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">No Preference</th><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Luciana Paluzzi</th></tr></thead><tbody><tr><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">144</td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">1</td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">28</td></tr></tbody></table></figure>



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<figure class="wp-block-table"><table><thead><tr><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Mary Guy Mitsouko</th><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">No Preference</th><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Trina Parks</th></tr></thead><tbody><tr><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">154</td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">0</td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">12</td></tr></tbody></table></figure>



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<p class="has-text-align-center"><strong>New Matches for 6/5/2026</strong></p>



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<p><strong>Match 1</strong></p>



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<p class="has-text-align-center"><strong>Mie Hama </strong><em>(Kissy Suzuki) </em>vs <strong>Denise Perrier </strong><em>(Marie)</em></p>



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<figure class="wp-block-table"><table><thead><tr><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Contestant</th><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Record</th><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Total Scores</th></tr></thead><tbody><tr><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Mie Hama</td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">0 &#8211; 6 &#8211; 0</td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">246 &#8211; 6 &#8211; 987</td></tr></tbody></table></figure>


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<figure class="aligncenter size-full"><img decoding="async" loading="lazy" width="900" height="626" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Hama1.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-221796" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Hama1.jpg 900w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Hama1-450x313.jpg 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Hama1-768x534.jpg 768w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Hama1-730x508.jpg 730w" sizes="(max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">Kissy Suzuki</figcaption></figure></div>


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<figure class="wp-block-table"><table><tbody><tr><th>Actress:</th><td>Mie Hama</td></tr><tr><th>Nationality:</th><td>Japanese</td></tr><tr><th>Bond Movie:</th><td><em><a href="https://www.007james.com/movies/you_only_live_twice.php">You Only Live Twice</a></em>&nbsp;(1967)</td></tr></tbody></table></figure>



<h3 class="wp-block-heading">Synopsis:</h3>



<p>Kissy Suzuki was a ninja working for the head of the Japanese secret service, Tiger Tanaka. She had a mock wedding with James Bond, who underwent surgery to disguise himself as a Japanese fisherman, so that the pair could explore a quiet village without being noticed.</blockquote></div>


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<figure class="aligncenter size-full"><img decoding="async" loading="lazy" width="740" height="766" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Hama2.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-221797" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Hama2.jpg 740w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Hama2-450x466.jpg 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Hama2-730x756.jpg 730w" sizes="(max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">Mie Hama</figcaption></figure></div>


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<figure class="wp-block-table"><table><thead><tr><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Contestant</th><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Record</th><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Total Scores</th></tr></thead><tbody><tr><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Denise Perrier</td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">1 &#8211; 5 &#8211; 0</td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">242 &#8211; 33 &#8211; 757</td></tr></tbody></table></figure>


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<figure class="aligncenter size-large"><img decoding="async" loading="lazy" width="1024" height="664" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/Perrier1-1024x664.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-220715" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/Perrier1-1024x664.jpg 1024w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/Perrier1-450x292.jpg 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/Perrier1-768x498.jpg 768w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/Perrier1-730x474.jpg 730w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/Perrier1.jpg 1125w" sizes="(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">Marie</figcaption></figure></div>


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<figure class="wp-block-table"><table><tbody><tr><th>Actress:</th><td>Denise Perrier</td></tr><tr><th>Nationality:</th><td>French</td></tr><tr><th>Bond Movie:</th><td><em><a href="https://www.007james.com/movies/diamonds_are_forever.php">Diamonds Are Forever</a></em>&nbsp;(1971)</td></tr></tbody></table></figure>



<h3 class="wp-block-heading">Synopsis:</h3>



<p>As Bond seeks out Blofeld to get revenge for the death of his wife, the trail leads him from Tokyo to Cairo, where he interrogates a gambler about Blofeld&#8217;s whereabouts. &#8220;Marie&#8230; ask.. Marie.&#8221; Bond finds Marie, who asks &#8220;Is there something I can do for you?&#8221; Bond replies with &#8220;There&#8217;s something I&#8217;d like you to get off your chest&#8221;, and then removes her Bra and begins to strangle her with it.He gets the information he wants and pursues the lead.</blockquote></div>


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<figure class="aligncenter size-full"><img decoding="async" loading="lazy" width="510" height="754" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/Perrier2.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-220716" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/Perrier2.jpg 510w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/Perrier2-450x665.jpg 450w" sizes="(max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">Denise Perrier</figcaption></figure></div>


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<p><strong>Match 2</strong></p>



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<p class="has-text-align-center"><strong>Akiko Wakabayashi </strong><em>(Aki) </em>vs <strong>(16) Izabella Scorupco </strong><em>(Natalya Simonova</em>)</p>



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<figure class="wp-block-table"><table><thead><tr><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Contestant</th><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Record</th><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Total Scores</th></tr></thead><tbody><tr><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Akiko Wakabayashi</td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">1 &#8211; 5 &#8211; 0</td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">367 &#8211; 8 &#8211; 778</td></tr></tbody></table></figure>


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<figure class="aligncenter size-full"><img decoding="async" loading="lazy" width="900" height="587" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Wakabayashi1.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-221890" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Wakabayashi1.jpg 900w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Wakabayashi1-450x294.jpg 450w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Wakabayashi1-768x501.jpg 768w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Wakabayashi1-730x476.jpg 730w" sizes="(max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">Aki</figcaption></figure></div>


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<figure class="wp-block-table"><table><tbody><tr><th>Actress:</th><td>Akiko Wakabayashi</td></tr><tr><th>Nationality:</th><td>Japanese</td></tr><tr><th>Bond Movie:</th><td><em><a href="https://www.007james.com/movies/you_only_live_twice.php">You Only Live Twice</a></em>&nbsp;(1967)</td></tr></tbody></table></figure>



<h3 class="wp-block-heading">Synopsis:</h3>



<p>Aki was a senior agent of the Japanese secret service, working directly under its leader Tiger Tanaka. She was confident and independent, and tricked Bond into walking over a trap door, which catapulted him down a steel slide leading to Tanaka&#8217;s office. She drove a&nbsp;<a href="https://www.007james.com/articles/top_10_james_bond_cars.php">Toyota 2000GT</a>&nbsp;and saved Bond&#8217;s life on many occasions. Mid way though the film, an assassin tried to poison Bond, but Aki was poisoned by mistake.</blockquote></div>


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<figure class="aligncenter size-full"><img decoding="async" loading="lazy" width="640" height="505" src="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Wakabayashi2.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-221891" srcset="https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Wakabayashi2.jpg 640w, https://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Wakabayashi2-450x355.jpg 450w" sizes="(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">Akiko Wakabayashi</figcaption></figure></div>


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<figure class="wp-block-table"><table><thead><tr><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Contestant</th><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Record</th><th class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">Total Scores</th></tr></thead><tbody><tr><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">(16) Izabella Scorupco</td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">4 &#8211; 2 &#8211; 0</td><td class="has-text-align-center" data-align="center">706 &#8211; 5 &#8211; 465</td></tr></tbody></table></figure>


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<figure class="wp-block-table"><table><tbody><tr><th>Actress:</th><td>Izabella Scorupco</td></tr><tr><th>Nationality:</th><td>Polish-Swedish</td></tr><tr><th>Bond Movie:</th><td><em><a href="https://www.007james.com/movies/goldeneye.php">Goldeneye</a></em>&nbsp;(1995)</td></tr></tbody></table></figure>



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<p>Natalya Simonova was a programmer working at a Russian Space Control Centre along with Boris Grishenko. Xenia Onatopp and General Ourumov staged a test drill in the centre, and after getting the launch keys, Onatopp shot everyone in sight. Natalya managed to escape, and made contact with Boris over the Internet. Unfortunately, Boris was a traitor working with Onatopp, and Natalya was captured.After she escaped a near death experience with Bond, the two paired up, and Natalya&#8217;s computer skills helped Bond overcome the traitors.</blockquote></div>


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