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</description><title>Zombie Doom &amp; the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @theinevitablezombieapocalypse)</generator><link>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/</link><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/inevitablezombieapocalypse" /><feedburner:info uri="inevitablezombieapocalypse" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" /><media:copyright>CC-NCSA </media:copyright><media:thumbnail url="http://www.zombiedoom.com/storage/ZDlogo-guidestyle.png" /><media:keywords>Zombie,Zombies,Inevitable,Zombie,Apocalypse,Apocalypse,Blog,Humor,Doom,Zombie,Doom</media:keywords><media:category scheme="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd">Society &amp; Culture</media:category><itunes:owner><itunes:email>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com</itunes:email><itunes:name>Dan Patterson</itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author>Dan Patterson</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="http://www.zombiedoom.com/storage/ZDlogo-guidestyle.png" /><itunes:keywords>Zombie,Zombies,Inevitable,Zombie,Apocalypse,Apocalypse,Blog,Humor,Doom,Zombie,Doom</itunes:keywords><itunes:subtitle>Essential Information for Survivors of the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>The Undead are Social! &#xD;
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Zombie Doom: im [dot] ZOMBIE [dot] im is rebloging information essential for survival of the inevitable zombie apocalypse. </itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture" /><image><link>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com</link><url>http://static.tumblr.com/klaajpw/Gs0l8o4kq/zombieapocalypse.jpg</url><title>Zombie Doom!</title></image><feedburner:emailServiceId>inevitablezombieapocalypse</feedburner:emailServiceId><feedburner:feedburnerHostname>http://feedburner.google.com</feedburner:feedburnerHostname><item><title>aND Zombie Alert: British Columbia Posts an Emergency Prep Site Just in Case</title><description>&lt;a href="http://kpnt.co/IZWKuE"&gt;aND Zombie Alert: British Columbia Posts an Emergency Prep Site Just in Case&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kpnt.co/IZWKuE" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img align="top" src="http://anewdomain.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/zombiesinbritishcolumbiasitepic-e1337207032479.png" width="800"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From &lt;a href="http://kpnt.co/IZWKuE" target="_blank"&gt;A New Domain:&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Let it never be said that those Canadians lucky enough to live in scenic British Columbia are not ever ready and prepared should disaster strike. And we mean any disaster. Even disasters including, according to an official emergency info site for the government of British Columbia, Canada, those in which zombies are involved. That’s right. Zombies. It’s Zombie Preparedness Week, officials say, adding that the site is a way to get the public to check out other emergency advisories online. Why zombies? While we ponder what BC knows that we don’t, check out this video, also included on the BC site.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~4/yd28Ak_oJMw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~3/yd28Ak_oJMw/23189871499</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/23189871499</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 18:46:35 -0400</pubDate><category>Zombie</category><category>Zombies</category><category>A New Domain</category><category>British Columbia</category><category>Emergency</category><category>xl</category><dc:creator>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com (Dan Patterson)</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/23189871499</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>What Do Zombies Mean?
From WNYC’s The Brian Lehrer...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/22255782739/tumblr_m3egbrT9N51qb5xol&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What Do Zombies Mean?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From &lt;a href="http://www.wnyc.org/shows/bl/" target="_blank"&gt;WNYC’s The Brian Lehrer Show&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.wnyc.org/shows/bl/2012/apr/25/thinking-bad-thoughts/" target="_blank"&gt;Thinking Bad Thoughts&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a href="http://www.wnyc.org/people/r/?n=Mark+Dery" target="_blank"&gt;Mark Dery&lt;/a&gt; on the meaning of zombies. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Why is our culture currently obsessed with zombies? Listen to this and find out.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wnyc.org/shows/bl/2012/apr/25/thinking-bad-thoughts/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img align="middle" src="http://www.boingboing.net/filesroot/201003181336.jpg" width="700"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Extra credit: &lt;a href="http://boingboing.net/2010/03/18/mark-dery-what-do-zo.html" target="_blank"&gt;Mark Dery on Boing Boing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~4/QHVfK19FWlg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~3/QHVfK19FWlg/22255782739</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/22255782739</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 10:31:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Brian Lehrer</category><category>Mark Dery</category><category>Radio</category><category>WNYC</category><category>Zombie</category><category>Zombies</category><category>xl</category><dc:creator>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com (Dan Patterson)</dc:creator><enclosure url="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/22255782739/tumblr_m3egbrT9N51qb5xol&amp;color=FFFFFF" length="22688" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><media:content url="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/22255782739/tumblr_m3egbrT9N51qb5xol&amp;color=FFFFFF" fileSize="22688" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle> What Do Zombies Mean? From WNYC’s The Brian Lehrer Show, Thinking Bad Thoughts by Mark Dery on the meaning of zombies.  Why is our culture currently obsessed with zombies? Listen to this and find out. Extra credit: Mark Dery on Boing Boing</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Dan Patterson</itunes:author><itunes:summary> What Do Zombies Mean? From WNYC’s The Brian Lehrer Show, Thinking Bad Thoughts by Mark Dery on the meaning of zombies.  Why is our culture currently obsessed with zombies? Listen to this and find out. Extra credit: Mark Dery on Boing Boing</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Zombie,Zombies,Inevitable,Zombie,Apocalypse,Apocalypse,Blog,Humor,Doom,Zombie,Doom</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/22255782739</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Book: Zomblog by TW Brown</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003BLPGJ0/ref=as_li_ss_il?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;tag=danpatt-20&amp;amp;linkCode=as2&amp;amp;camp=1789&amp;amp;creative=390957&amp;amp;creativeASIN=B003BLPGJ0" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img align="left" border="0" src="http://ws.assoc-amazon.com/widgets/q?_encoding=UTF8&amp;amp;Format=_SL110_&amp;amp;ASIN=B003BLPGJ0&amp;amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;amp;ID=AsinImage&amp;amp;WS=1&amp;amp;tag=danpatt-20&amp;amp;ServiceVersion=20070822" width="300"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=danpatt-20&amp;amp;l=as2&amp;amp;o=1&amp;amp;a=B003BLPGJ0" width="1"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Samuel Todd is a regular guy: &amp;#8230;Failed husband&amp;#8230; &amp;#8230;Loving father&amp;#8230; &amp;#8230;Dutiful worker&amp;#8230; &amp;#8230;Aspiring rockstar. He had no idea if anyone would care, or take the time, to read his daily blog entries about his late night observations. But what started as an open monologue of his day-to-day life became a running journal of the firsthand account detailing the rising of the dead and the downfall and degradation of mankind&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Get the &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003BLPGJ0/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;tag=danpatt-20&amp;amp;linkCode=as2&amp;amp;camp=1789&amp;amp;creative=390957&amp;amp;creativeASIN=B003BLPGJ0" target="_blank"&gt;Kindle Edition of &lt;em&gt;Zomblog&lt;/em&gt; by TW Brown, FREE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=danpatt-20&amp;amp;l=as2&amp;amp;o=1&amp;amp;a=B003BLPGJ0" width="1"/&gt; for a limited time.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~4/8RFyS4ofdEE" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~3/8RFyS4ofdEE/22257290322</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/22257290322</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 09:18:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Zombie</category><category>Zombies</category><category>Book</category><category>TW Brown</category><category>xl</category><category>Ebook</category><category>Amazon</category><dc:creator>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com (Dan Patterson)</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/22257290322</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Zombie Phrenology</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m36qs2Fn7Z1qfbkomo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Zombie Phrenology&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~4/ommHZCV6JaE" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~3/ommHZCV6JaE/21976703002</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/21976703002</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 10:14:43 -0400</pubDate><category>Zombie</category><category>Zombies</category><category>Phrenology</category><category>xl</category><category>Brains</category><dc:creator>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com (Dan Patterson)</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/21976703002</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>The Walking Dead: Death to Zombies!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qb8gq8Dc1rr2xrvo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Walking Dead: Death to Zombies!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~4/LIwlHG-3ZlI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~3/LIwlHG-3ZlI/21379611348</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/21379611348</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 09:44:12 -0400</pubDate><category>The Walking</category><category>Zombie</category><category>Zombies</category><category>xl</category><dc:creator>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com (Dan Patterson)</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/21379611348</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Happy Zombie Jesus Day!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m264emCrRU1qzamdfo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Happy Zombie Jesus Day!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~4/beezMLTtpvA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~3/beezMLTtpvA/20717624872</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/20717624872</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2012 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Zombie</category><category>Zombies</category><category>Easter</category><category>Jesus</category><category>LOL</category><category>Humor</category><category>xl</category><dc:creator>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com (Dan Patterson)</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/20717624872</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Zombie Easter Nom Nom Nom</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2646ku1hk1rqwfwfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Zombie Easter Nom Nom Nom&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~4/l8xFfxKeYMs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~3/l8xFfxKeYMs/20717583307</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/20717583307</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2012 11:59:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Zombie</category><category>Zombies</category><category>Easter</category><category>LOL</category><category>xl</category><category>Nom Nom Nom</category><dc:creator>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com (Dan Patterson)</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/20717583307</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Zombie Easter Bunnies Eat Brains!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2644cjWZU1rqwfwfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Zombie Easter Bunnies Eat Brains!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~4/MDWwpCBXF9M" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~3/MDWwpCBXF9M/20717554625</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/20717554625</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2012 11:59:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Zombie</category><category>Zombies</category><category>Easter</category><category>Bunny</category><category>Brains</category><category>LOL</category><category>xl</category><dc:creator>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com (Dan Patterson)</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/20717554625</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Zombie Easter Bunny</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2645aANM21rqwfwfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Zombie Easter Bunny&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~4/7-NoOtWsFYE" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~3/7-NoOtWsFYE/20717498735</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/20717498735</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2012 11:57:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Zombie</category><category>Zombies</category><category>Easter</category><category>Bunny</category><category>LOL</category><category>xl</category><dc:creator>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com (Dan Patterson)</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/20717498735</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Zombie Ewok Eating Stormtrooper’s Head
(via Geek Art:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1kc2pSXvA1qb5xolo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Zombie Ewok Eating Stormtrooper’s Head&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://geektyrant.com/news/2012/3/27/geek-art-zombie-ewok-eating-stormtroopers-head.html" target="_blank"&gt;Geek Art: Zombie Ewok Eating Stormtrooper’s Head - News - GeekTyrant&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~4/TZPaCM1jCE8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~3/TZPaCM1jCE8/20025664706</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/20025664706</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 17:37:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Zombie</category><category>Zombies</category><category>xl</category><category>Ewok</category><category>Stormtrooper</category><category>Star Wars</category><category>LOL</category><dc:creator>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com (Dan Patterson)</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/20025664706</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>You wrote "Thank you!  Flattery gets you everywhere!" However is that true against zombies?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Of course.  Worth a shot, right?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~4/0_K6ATeUfGc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~3/0_K6ATeUfGc/20008934633</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/20008934633</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 10:39:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Zombie</category><category>Zombies</category><category>Thanks</category><category>xs</category><dc:creator>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com (Dan Patterson)</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/20008934633</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>danpatterson:

Walking Dead / Calvin &amp; Hobbes
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1i7ysF2WS1qzkltpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dhp.im/post/19973448624/walking-dead-calvin-and-hobbes" target="_blank"&gt;danpatterson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Walking Dead / Calvin &amp; Hobbes&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~4/WsHB_R3fbd8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~3/WsHB_R3fbd8/19973518707</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/19973518707</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 18:17:46 -0400</pubDate><category>Zombie</category><category>Zombies</category><category>xl</category><category>Humor</category><category>LOL</category><category>Calvin &amp;amp; Hobbes</category><category>Comic</category><dc:creator>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com (Dan Patterson)</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/19973518707</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>I love your blog!!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Thank you!  Flattery gets you everywhere!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~4/A7fkWiBrLK8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~3/A7fkWiBrLK8/19817530777</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/19817530777</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 23:39:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Zombie</category><category>Zombies</category><category>Love</category><category>Blog</category><category>Flattery</category><category>xs</category><dc:creator>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com (Dan Patterson)</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/19817530777</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>How to kill a zombie
spiky-d:

Zombie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1cci5UZEk1rp5pi2o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;How to kill a zombie&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spiky-d.tumblr.com/post/19782033780/zombie" target="_blank"&gt;spiky-d&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Zombie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~4/ZnA_x2VCkuw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~3/ZnA_x2VCkuw/19783184576</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/19783184576</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 10:54:33 -0400</pubDate><category>Zombie</category><category>Zombies</category><category>Kill</category><category>xl</category><dc:creator>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com (Dan Patterson)</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/19783184576</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Zombie Runner Espresso (via @Silverton)

West coast safehouse...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1cdocQrQq1qb5xolo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Zombie Runner Espresso (via @&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/#!/silverton/status/182914754451480576/photo/1" target="_blank"&gt;Silverton&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;West coast safehouse for &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="  twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/#!/danpatterson" rel="nofollow" data-screen-name="danpatterson" target="_blank"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;danpatterson&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; &amp; Co. to outrun &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="  twitter-hashtag pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23zombieapocalypse" title="#zombieapocalypse" data-query-source="hashtag_click" target="_blank"&gt;#&lt;strong&gt;zombieapocalypse&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;? Necessity is the mother of invention.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-timeline-link" href="http://t.co/4RpwV0qI" rel="nofollow" title="http://twitter.com/silverton/status/182914754451480576/photo/1" target="" data-expanded-url="http://twitter.com/silverton/status/182914754451480576/photo/1" data-media-h="450" data-media-w="600" data-twitter-media-url="true"&gt;&lt;a href="http://pic.twitter.com/4RpwV0qI" target="_blank"&gt;http://pic.twitter.com/4RpwV0qI&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~4/7KDVMwflgYU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~3/7KDVMwflgYU/19782627993</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/19782627993</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 10:31:23 -0400</pubDate><category>Zombie</category><category>Zombies</category><category>Silverton</category><category>Coffee</category><category>Zombie Runner Espresso</category><dc:creator>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com (Dan Patterson)</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/19782627993</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Zombies: We Can Do It!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19o61w6tK1qg2v8mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Zombies: We Can Do It!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~4/KDe4_8aL4OA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~3/KDe4_8aL4OA/19730980189</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/19730980189</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 09:49:30 -0400</pubDate><category>Zombie</category><category>Zombies</category><category>We Can Do It</category><category>xl</category><dc:creator>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com (Dan Patterson)</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/19730980189</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Night of the Living Dead</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m18pzxNpzh1r3v6uvo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Night of the Living Dead&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~4/V0i2b3nZJ0g" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~3/V0i2b3nZJ0g/19684627775</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/19684627775</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 13:23:49 -0400</pubDate><category>Zombie</category><category>Zombies</category><category>Night of the Living Dead</category><category>xl</category><dc:creator>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com (Dan Patterson)</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/19684627775</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>‘The Walking Dead’ Makeup
lilybearlove:

Too cool
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m18vtbUUQq1r99yl5o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;‘The Walking Dead’ Makeup&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lilybearlove.tumblr.com/post/19684253061/too-cool" target="_blank"&gt;lilybearlove&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Too cool&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~4/bVaGm4PFrgM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~3/bVaGm4PFrgM/19684529554</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/19684529554</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 13:20:54 -0400</pubDate><category>Zombie</category><category>Zombies</category><category>The Walking Dead</category><category>Special Effects</category><category>Makeup</category><category>xl</category><dc:creator>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com (Dan Patterson)</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/19684529554</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"I think it’s finally time: I think The Walking Dead is finally going to pull it together. Not..."</title><description>“I think it’s finally time: I think The Walking Dead is finally going to pull it together. Not because I like what they’ve done so far, or have become convinced of the writer’s abilities, or even see potential in their ideas. But because, by the time Season 2’s finale wrapped, the group has made every unrealistically idiotic mistake possible and learned some retardedly obvious lessons - like that burning zombies just makes burning zombies, that gentle fields of grass aren’t a great zombie deterrent, and that you never trust the guy who suddenly and dramatically shaves his head in the bathroom. So though it took two full seasons of boredom and idiocy to get there, they’re finally there: The Walking Dead has a solid premise, an interesting location, an impending conflict, and characters with the beginnings of genuine arcs instead of repetitive dribbles. In short, it may have taken them eighteen painful hours to do it, but The Walking Dead has finally caught up with the first ten minutes of an ordinary zombie movie.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-the-walking-dead-has-to-get-better_p2/#ixzz1plZGWety" target="_blank"&gt;5 Reasons ‘The Walking Dead’ Has to Get Better | Cracked.com &lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wordhipster.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;wordhipster&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~4/ZrueF_0s1i8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~3/ZrueF_0s1i8/19684364651</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/19684364651</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 13:16:00 -0400</pubDate><category>The Walking Dead</category><category>Zombie</category><category>Zombies</category><category>xs</category><dc:creator>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com (Dan Patterson)</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/19684364651</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Zombie Bedsheets!
azombieblog:

Steel yourself for the zombie...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m18qg2qVFt1rry4yuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Zombie Bedsheets!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://azombieblog.tumblr.com/post/19680785956/zombie-bedsheets" target="_blank"&gt;azombieblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Steel yourself for the zombie apocalypse with these zombie bedsheets. &lt;small&gt;&lt;a href="http://melissa-christie.tumblr.com/post/3068483525/i-never-sleep-alone-screen-printed-zombie-arms" target="_blank"&gt;[Source]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~4/YIMGrLXuhTs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/inevitablezombieapocalypse/~3/YIMGrLXuhTs/19684305627</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/19684305627</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 13:14:23 -0400</pubDate><category>Zombie</category><category>Zombies</category><category>Bedsheets</category><dc:creator>theinevitablezombieapocalypse@zombiedoom.com (Dan Patterson)</dc:creator><feedburner:origLink>http://theinevitablezombieapocalypse.com/post/19684305627</feedburner:origLink></item><language>en-us</language><copyright>CC-NCSA </copyright><media:credit role="author">Dan Patterson</media:credit><media:rating>adult</media:rating><media:description type="plain">Essential Information for Survivors of the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse</media:description></channel></rss>

