Inked Blind & Confused Podcast

Episode 69 - Drop Them Balls

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 01 Jan 2017 09:01:49 +0000

It's everyone's favorite time of year. It's time for our Annual New Year's Eve Bash, West Coast Style! Jay and Melissa don their headphones in front of a live listening audience and we dish on the Top 5 of 2016, as well as pick our Celebrity Death Choices for 2017! Who will win this morbid contest? We'll find out on next year's live show! Review our show and get us off to a 5-star start for 2017! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes, Google Play or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 1 - Live from Las Vegas!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 21:11:32 +0000

This is the show that started it all. Listen in as Melissa, Jay & Kim record their first ever podcast live on the Pride 48 Podcasting stage in Las Vegas. We tell jokes, throw jello shots at unwitting audience members and watch in awe as Your Sin City Siren Kris paddles Miss Melinda live on air. You won't be disappointed!

Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 - Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 2 - Such a Tease!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 21:10:35 +0000

Your hosts are still trying to figure out how the heck one starts a podcast, so this is just a teaser for what's to come. We hope to have everything operating smoothly soon! *Fingers crossed!

Episode 3 - Blonde & Tatted

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 21:09:27 +0000

We start off our podcast with a segment of Top 5, segway into some Know Your Hosts and round everything out with some Plug It Up. Enjoy!

Episode 4 - Gone to the Birds

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 21:08:34 +0000

Melissa just might be dying from Pumpkin Ebola, but Jay tries to keep her spirits up with a round of Know Your Hosts. Surely she will survive, right? Tune in to find out!

Episode 5 - Invisible Ink

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 21:07:29 +0000

Kim tests a new tattoo ink with disastrous results! Melissa & Jay swiftly recover however by sampling a wonderful new booze recipe from Mr. Daniel Brewer. Who knew getting drunk on air could be so much fun?!

Episode 6 - Ankles by Ears

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 21:06:38 +0000

Melissa reads out historical facts and the entire group samples another cocktail recipe from Mr. Daniel Brewer. We think he's trying to keep us drunk or something....

Episode 7 - Meeting in the Ladies Room

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 21:05:42 +0000

Jay hops way back to the 1980's and serenades us with a song Melissa had never heard of (Old meets young.....) The hosts try to explain the recent lack of shows and really it all adds up to a loose grasp on technology. Fun for everyone!

Episode 8 - Twist of Fate

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 21:03:30 +0000

It's near Thanksgiving for your hosts and that means it's time for a LIVE show! We head over to the Pride 48 chat room where we entertain the audience with Blonde jokes, Jay's dating status & a little confessional hour!

Episode 9 - Can't Beat the 80's

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 21:02:26 +0000

Your hosts discuss their favorite decade - the 80's! Melissa reads out more historical facts & Jay & Kim tell everyone how they spent their Thanksgiving holiday!

Episode 10 - Cute Little Bush

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 21:01:25 +0000

Melissa talks about a disturbing iPhone case on the markets today and Jay and Kim try to keep the show going with discussion on the joys and perils of online dating!

Episode 11 - Wet Foot, Dry Bottom

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 21:00:21 +0000

Melissa is back at giving some very historical facts for the day and Kim shares a yummy-sounding Tipsy Bartender cocktail recipe!

Episode 12 - It's Time for Naughty Claus

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:59:15 +0000

Melissa reads out the Top 5, Jay samples a Tipsy Bartender cocktail and then the naughtiness begins with a hilarious round of jokes! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 - Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 13 - Blow It Out Your New Year's Eve Bash!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:58:04 +0000

We gain a special guest host for our LIVE NYE celebrations as Mr. Toppie Smellie from thesmellcast.com joins us to ring in the Pacific Coast New Year's! This is DEFINITELY a drunk-cast!

Episode 14 - Time for a Meeting

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:56:47 +0000

Melissa reads out historical events from January 6th of years past (*Nancy Kerrigan's knee is a goner!) and then we delve into our favorite 80's horror films. *Spoiler....

Episode 15 - Happy Birthday, Robby Benson!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:55:46 +0000

It's Robby Benson's birthday! Purrrrrrr.... I mean, have you seen that guy?! ROBBY.BENSON. 'Nuff said. (And if you don't know who that is - look him up, rent his movies, cry and swoon. You're welcome.) Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 - Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 16 - It's an Inked and Confused Meet and Greet!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:54:31 +0000

Kim and Melissa are heading to NYC and they want to meet YOU! Listen for all the details for their big trip and how you can meet your favorite podcasters!

Episode 17 – Blind Dates & A Face Full O' Pie

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:53:23 +0000

Jay fills us in on his current dating status and Melissa reads off some fun historical facts. This was the day Bill Gates was pied! We couldn't let that go without a mention!

Episode 18 - Sit Back and Enjoy the Ride

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:52:00 +0000

Melissa and Kim tell all about their fantastic NYC trip and Melissa then reads off some very handy Valentine's Day tips and tricks from a local high school newspaper. That is one segment you don't want to miss! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 19 - You Can Stay Here, Little Girl

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:49:54 +0000

This is a fun live show where Melissa introduces a little game to the audience. Guess the TV show from the 80's by its crazy theme song! Play along! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 20 - Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:48:54 +0000

Back by popular demand is more trivia! This time we have the audience guess the 80's film by it's corresponding movie trailer (with the name left out, of course!) Can you guess correctly? Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 21 - Kim LOVES Florida

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:46:57 +0000

While Kim is wasting away in Florida, Melissa and Jay bring in a very special guest - Your Sin City Siren Kris, who tells you which bars are the best to visit in Las Vegas and what drinks are the best bang for your buck. Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 22 - Coffee Klatch with Jay and Melissa

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:45:55 +0000

Jay and Melissa sit back, relax and chat about what's new in their worlds. Melissa is playing tennis, Jay is still dating and all is good with these two friends. Heat up some java, kick your feet up and enjoy the show!

Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 23 - The Confused Is All Alone!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:44:42 +0000

Melissa is flying solo in this recording and spends some time filling everyone in what is going on in her life. She chats until she's bored (which doesn't take long) and then she says goodnight. Till next time! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 24 - How to Shock the Confused

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:43:46 +0000

Hide yo' kids, because this is a raunch-fest! Jay and Kim try to explain to Melissa what certain sex toys not only are supposed to do, but what they look like. She is SHOCKED!, SHOCKED! at this debauchery but she quickly decides to turn to the internet to see for herself. SHOCKED! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 25 - Dream Interpretation for $200, Alex

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:42:52 +0000

This is a total drunk-fest solely for Kim as she stumbles her way through the show giggling and telling all about recent dreams she has had. We try to interpret those dreams for her, but we soon suspect she fell asleep half way through. Who knows?! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 26 - Forty Flavors of Lies

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:41:35 +0000

The subject quickly turns serious as we discuss little white lies. Have you ever told one? Have we? Tune in to find out! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 27 - Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:40:17 +0000

Melissa first samples a rare cider that she found at a recent conference then she tells the group about what her dog Sumo decided to snack on for lunch. Did she mention there was blood? Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 28 - RoboWhore

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:39:03 +0000

Kris has had surgery since we last met so she tells us what exactly she had done. Jay can hardly contain his horniness since his boyfriend is out of town and Melissa and Kim throw in hilarious comments throughout the show! Enjoy! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 29 - You Want a Happy Ending?

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:37:53 +0000

Jay is bursting at the seams (.....) in this episode and Kim's connection keeps cutting out. Melissa tries to keep it all together but GAAHHH! Stupid technology! But, the show gets out and it's one you won't want to miss! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 30 - 19 Victims & Counting!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:36:52 +0000

The Duggars would TOTALLY endorse this show. Maybe. We think, but we're not sure, because we are totally turnt! Why? Because we just finished our 30th episode LIVE at Pride48.com! This is a super drunk-fest, so take a shot, sit back and enjoy the chaos! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 31 - Changes Are A-Coming! Update on Our Show

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:33:15 +0000

Lots of changes are happening to our show so tune in to this short update to find out what is headed your way! We didn't want you thinking we've forgotten all about you, so Jay & Melissa took a few moments to fill you in on the goings-on with the Inked, Blind & Confused Podcast. Thank you for listening and we hope to be back on schedule soon! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 32 - We're Back, Baby!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:32:00 +0000

Jay, Melissa and Kim gather together (finally!) to tell you what we've been up to these past several weeks. A lot has changed and a lot is happening, so sit back, grab your adult beverage and listen in as we spend the next 40 minutes or so dishing on our lives. We've missed you!

Episode 33 - 50 Shades of Awful

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:31:08 +0000

This is a total girls-fest! Kim and Melissa find themselves all alone and quickly find ways to entertain themselves! (Duuuurrrrtttty!) Or is it? Nah, we just listen to a sample of the newly released "50 Shades of Grey" audiobook. And of course we give our own audio throughout....Enjoy! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 34 - Time For A Weenie Roast!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:29:43 +0000

This one is about to get H-O-T, because Jay is back to tell us all about his fun visit to the Horrah Convention! (Think lots o' leather!) Kris is back with us and we all sample some new beverages and live to tell the tale! Jay of course makes us do lots of shots, because he thinks Melissa needs some boozing practice before our big Vegas trip next month. Anyone got a spare liver laying around?!

Episode 35 - Don't Get Wet After Midnight

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:28:31 +0000

A mini-episode! All for your listening displeasure! Melissa has plenty of blonde moments (THANKS, booze!), Kim lets us live vicariously through her active social life and Jay throws it off the tracks by playing music where it just don't go. Oh, and Melissa's neighbor chimes in with his table saw blasting throughout the entire show. Did we say this was good? No? Awesome! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 36 - We All Scream For Ice Cream!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:27:34 +0000

Jay, Melissa and Kim give updates about the upcoming Pride 48 Vegas blowout and then begin reminiscing about their favorite childhood treats. Ice cream trucks and candy; does it get any better? Oh yeah, booze. It does get better!

Episode 37 - Banana Lovers: These Nuts are Mandatory

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:26:10 +0000

After a rocky start and a bit of Golden Girls, Jay finally gets us off the ground so we can tell you all about our boozy weekends! Melissa doesn't quite fit in with the uber-rich, Kim talks about the awesome Vegas buffets & Jay fills us in on his deliciously sexy dessert from the weekend. Banana with nuts....nuts.....nuts......

Episode 38 - Your Secret's Safe With Us

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:25:00 +0000

Jay, Kim & Melissa talk about their hectic weeks leading up to their big trips and Melissa reads out some Top 5! We hear some fun music and then move on to the big headline of the week: Cheaters! Do you care, or not? We lean more towards the "not" category. Enjoy!

Episode 39 - Thank you for the Memories!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:23:39 +0000

To gear up for the possibly last Vegas Pride 48 event Melissa asked our listeners to call the show and share some of their favorite Pride 48 memories! Tune in as one by one listeners call and tell us all about their best times with the Pride 48 gang in Las Vegas. We had a ton of fun recording this one and hope you enjoy listening! We'll be with you LIVE Saturday, August 29, 2015 5:30 pm PST, so set your dials and join us in the chatroom. We look forward to seeing you there! pride48.com - Listen LIVE & join the Pride48 chatroom! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 40 - The More You Drink The Better We Sound

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:22:20 +0000

Motorboating, drinking, laughing; Oh My! Listen in as we hit the stage for our live Vegas show for the big Pride48 2015 event! Games are played, bourbon is downed and laughs are had as we spend an hour performing live with some of our favorite-est people in the world! We hope you have as much fun listening as we had recording it!

Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 41 - What Happens In Vegas Gets Podcasted

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:20:43 +0000

Jay, Melissa & Kris share their favorite memories of the recent Pride48 blowout in Las Vegas and tell you what we've been up to since returning to our hum-drum lives at home. We have a lovely voicemail from the Voice of the Future and Melissa decides to podcast while sober. SOBER, people! The world just might be ending.... Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 42 - Let's Hear It For The Boys

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:17:13 +0000

When the girls are away the boys will play! Or so says Jay as he brings in Super-Special Guest Host Marcus into the fold while the rest of the gang is too busy to record. What will they discuss? The Fun Hog Ranch? Lurker Will? Vegas? All of the above? Tune in to find out! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 43 - Kim Returns! With the Plague!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:15:49 +0000

Your favorite-est Inked host has returned from travelling through Europe and with her she brings the plague! Well, some sort of plague, maybe not THE plague. But she's sick nonetheless! As she tells you all about her grand adventures you'll soon realize that the Confused is missing! *Gay Gasp* We'd say call the authorities, but, meh, who cares? Kim has the PLAGUE. That's the exciting stuff, right there, folks! Kris and Jay drool as Kim talks all about her boozy trip (they're probably booking their tickets now!) Sit back, grab some Nyquil and a pint of Guinness; this is gonna be one fun trip! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 44 - Dead Seals & Marcus the Reliable

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:14:49 +0000

Melissa's finally back and there's a whole lot to catch up on! Jay tells us all about his dead seal encounter and our Special Guest Host Marcus the Reliable decides the dead seal's name shall be Petunia. So, Rest In Peace, Sweet Petunia! *DRINKING GAME IDEA FOR THIS SHOW: Listen as Jay keeps announcing Charming's real name during the show! Melissa later tried to cover it up, but he did it so much that there might be some slips in there. Drink when you hear the "Oops" sound effect, and take 2 drinks if you hear Charming's real name!* Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 45 - This Train is Off the Tracks!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:13:56 +0000

Melissa had to miss this one, but your Inked, Blind & Sin City Siren hosts definitely made sure she had her work cut out for her! Kim loses her connection and Jay scrambles to find her. But all is well, because, well, there's plenty of booze for everyone! We can survive anything, as long as there is alcohol nearby! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 46 - Marcus Hasn't Seen What?!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:12:52 +0000

Jay, Melissa and Marcus gather together one lonely Saturday night for a LIVE show and all hell breaks loose. Melissa starts out drunk and Jay takes the opportunity to teach Melissa a new sexual act: Edging. Do you know what that is? If not, tune in to find out! Marcus makes the fatal error of admitting to never seeing pretty much ANY 80's movie, so Jay and Melissa spend quite some time gay-gasping until they pass out. Dirty Dancing? Really, Marcus? DEAD.TO.ME. Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 47 - Life is Messy

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:11:24 +0000

Jay and Kim talk about special life memories and of course, booze, while the Confused is (once again) absent and your Sin City Siren is out planning this little thing called a wedding. Not just any wedding: HER wedding. Oh, the tales she will surely have for you! In the meantime, enjoy this chat between the Inked and the Blind! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 48 - A Vagina Full of Regrets

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:10:02 +0000

The whole gang is together again as we come together to celebrate a Sin City Siren Wedding! Your very own Kris got hitched over the weekend and your hosts decided to throw her an online wedding reception. Which means Melissa was drunk right off the bat. Just right off the bat she f*cks it up. Oh well; every wedding needs the standard drunk, right? Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 49 - Somebody's Watching Me

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:08:20 +0000

Melissa steps outside her self-made nursing home to discuss dead celebrities and bad beer with Mrs. Sin City Siren and Blind Guy Jay. Poor Jay has to endure Kris and Melissa talking needlepoint and crochet (don't go gettin' jealous of our rock star lives, mmmmkay?) but surprises us all with how crafty Jay is! Cross-stitch? Damn, Jay! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

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Episode 50 - Everybody Cut Loose!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:06:14 +0000

Let's DAAAANCE! Well, not really. But there is a reason to celebrate. After all, this is our 50th episode! We went live for this one, so let the debauchery begin! Oh, and please, give Marcus all the crap you can for STILL not seeing any of the great 80's film on his homework list. Bad, Marcus, Bad!

Episode 51 - May the Force Be With You

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:04:21 +0000

Melissa quizzes her co-hosts on Star Trek vs. Star Wars. Of course Marcus is the clear winner. Jay lends his hand at grief counseling and then he makes a plea for help from our listeners! Help Jay design his holiday costume for Vegas! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 52 - Merry Christmas, Happy Birthday!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:03:08 +0000

Jay and your Sin City Siren regale you with memories of the Vegas Santa Rampage. We also wish Kris a very Happy Belated Birthday, especially since she shares her day with some dude named Jesus. Merry Christmas, Happy Birthday! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 53 - HAPPY NEW YEAR!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:02:00 +0000

We decided to ring in the New Year LIVE at Pride48.com and ended on a total drunk note! So drunk that we decided later to omit the real ending to the show. Some things are better left unsaid, ya know? Enjoy this drunk-cast and we'll maybe see you again next New Year's Eve! Sláinte! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 54 - Lottery Dreamin'

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 20:00:40 +0000

What would you do with $1 Billion? Heck, what would you do with $1 Million? Join us as we daydream over the lives we'd lead with even just a portion of the Powerball winnings. Would you quit your job? Travel the world? Spend it all on hookers and blow? Yeah, we would, too! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 55 - Don't You, Forget About Me

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 19:56:37 +0000

You might be asking yourselves, who are these "Inked, Blind & Confused" people? How dare they infiltrate my podcast app? But then you'll hear the ramblings of the drunk hosts and you'll remember: It's Us! We're the show that can't be bothered to put out content. Except for today. Today we will hoist ourselves out of our hovels and will give you the show you so richly deserve. All 30 minutes or so. We missed you! Did you miss us?! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 56 - Feeling the Love

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 19:55:32 +0000

We have returned, with an explanation for our long absence. First and foremost we want to thank all of our listeners and supporters during the recent struggles we have had. The sh*t gets deep right off the bat, but lightens up and eventually it all turns back to booze. Hey, we can't help it! A very special thanks to those that left us voicemails for this show, or messages from afar. We love you all! And no, we're not retiring. Just explaining what's been going on. We're back, kids! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 57 - Irish Times and Chest Infections

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 19:54:24 +0000

While Melissa is sick with double pneumonia, she has to live vicariously through Jay and Kim as they tell all about their wild St. Patrick's Day partying. Not one to be outdone, though, Melissa has a story of her own to share. Oh my! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 58 - Oh This is Ladies Night!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 19:53:20 +0000

While Jay's away the girls will play! Kim, Kris and Melissa gather round the microphone to get all sorts of naughty. We give a little Top 5, start to reminisce about the awful (or awesome?) 90's and Melissa keeps asking which celebrities are dead. Because.Confused. So how would you sexually describe the "Halo Top"? Kim describes an ice cream that sounds more like a sexual position. Get creative! Picture Credit! From L to R: Cousins Brittany, Kim (Inked!) & Melissa (Confused!) Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 59 - Let's Get Physical!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 19:51:39 +0000

It's time for a little throwback. Instead of telling you all about the present day facts you all know about, we're stepping back to a little year called 1982 and throwing some Top 5 your way. Talk about a great year for music, books and movies! Not so much for the top headline person, though.... Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 60 - Rum Tiki Tiki Rum Rum

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 19:50:36 +0000

Jay tells us all about his recent trip to the Dominican Republic before Melissa leads everyone down memory lane to....1984! Prince and Michael reign supreme and Ghostbusters rounds out the fun. If you would like to hear the Top 5 for your favorite year, let us know and we'll play the highlights! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 61 - Goin' to the Chapel of Love

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 19:49:23 +0000

Boy, do we have a surprise for you! One of your trio is about to be hitched! But which one of us is it? Could it be Kim and her Love, Nick? Or is it Jay and his Charming, Martin? Or after 13 years have Melissa and Adam decided to give it a go? You'll have to tune in to find out! Congratulations to Toppie Smellie, for being the big winner in our LIVE show contest! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 62 - Always Time for a Trainwreck!

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 19:48:17 +0000

We start off our LIVE Pride 48 June event with tons of technical difficulties. Good thing you're used to our low-quality, otherwise you'd be so disappointed! We are joined by a very special guest star: Father of the Confused! Melissa's Dad, a.k.a. Cinematic Rainman makes his podcast debut and challenges our listeners to some movie trivia. Come join the fun! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 63 - Done with Technology

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 19:00:57 +0000

We apologize in advance for the many sound issues you are about to hear - popping, skipping, Skype, ugh. As you can imagine, this is a trainwreck, but hey, you've come to expect that from us. We wish Cinematic Rainman (Melissa's Dad) and Listener Gary a special birthday and we dedicate a Top 5 to Gary's year: 1971. Turns out it was Jay's year, too. Grab a drink and hopefully enjoy! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 64 - Dem's Some Bad Apples

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 18:59:53 +0000

Melissa rates two new ciders and one clearly was not her favorite. She gives that one a 1 on the Apple-O-Meter. The other cider fares a bit better and she'll give that one a 2 1/2 on the Apple-O-Meter. What's an Apple-O-Meter? Why, it's our new rating system for our beloved hard ciders! 1 is yucky and 5 is excellent! Tune in to our Cheers! segment for new reviews! Listener RC requested we play 1995 Top 5's and we went ahead and did just that. Who died, you ask? Tune in to find out! Want to hear your special year's Top 5? Just place the year in the comments below and we'll be glad to oblige! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 65 - Elvis Has Left the Building

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 18:58:41 +0000

Did you know Elvis was dead? We did. You wanna know how we knew? Because, Top 5. Yes, our dear friend Elvis provided some much needed death sparks and even prompted the creation of our brand new segment "Prayer Time". Now, bow your heads, clasp your hands, because if you don't, well, God will f*ck you up. Just sayin'. Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes, Google Play or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 66 - Australian Tops

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 18:57:08 +0000

Come join us as we walk down Australian Memory Lane to 1967...Down Under. Melissa finally got R.T. Cruiser's year request right, and she leads everyone in prayer (with Jan's purple-haired help, of course) before announcing who died. Save your grocery money - we hear it's worth a lot. Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes, Google Play or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 67 - Party Like It's 1976

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 18:54:32 +0000

Melissa's brother (and show listener!), Vance turns 40 today! Everyone sing Happy Birthday all at once. Like, now. As a little prezzie for him Melissa dedicates today's Top 5 to 1976, showcasing the good, the bad and the dead for everyone to enjoy. Let's Paaaarty! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes, Google Play or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com

Episode 68 - Coffee Klatch Kvetching

inked.blind.confused@gmail.com (IBC Hosts) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 18:45:04 +0000

We've pulled ourselves from the Podfade Cave to finally release a show for you. Jay and Melissa sit and chat about...what else? Cider. And bourbon. And more cider. And our boring weekends. Then we shamelessly beg for help for our sad, sad website. We don't know technology - unless it has alcohol in it. We're still not dead! Leave us a review, or subscribe to our show!: We'd love your feedback! Find us on iTunes, Google Play or any major Podcast app! Give us a call!: 916.538.9940 – Our voicemail line! Like us on Facebook!: www.facebook.com/inkedblindconfused Follow our Twats!: twitter.com/IBC_Podcast Send us an e-mail!: inked.blind.confused@gmail.com