Insane Ramblings

Tokyo Slumber Party: Days Five and Six - Danger lurks everywhere around you bro

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Thu, 16 February 2012 00:00:00 -0500

On days five and six in Tokyo we are underwhelmed by the giant Buddha, are always attacked by danger and bronze our mole.

Tokyo Slumber Party: Day Four - That’s a well dressed baby!

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Tue, 14 February 2012 00:00:00 -0500

On day four in Tokyo we visit a maid café, waste our one Valentine’s Day win and chase a well dressed baby.

Tokyo Slumber Party: Day Three - My attractive uncle

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Tue, 13 February 2012 00:00:00 -0500

On day three in Tokyo we dream of egg stealing bush turkeys, ponder the question ‘What are hands but naked sock puppets?’ and discuss Vicki’s attractive uncle.

Tokyo Slumber Party: Day Two - Shimmy towards a cure

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sun, 12 February 2012 00:00:00 -0500

On day two in Tokyo we play ‘Poisoned Orange Juice: The Game’, discover a ghost like a little girl and listen to some hot Latin beats while shimmying towards a cure for AIDS.

Tokyo Slumber Party: Day One - It’s like being licked by one thousand unicorns

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sat, 11 February 2012 00:00:00 -0500

On day one in Tokyo we join a toenails painting cult, observe the similarities between kids and Tamagotchi’s and avoid talking to people in public.

Episode 41 - Mental Anguish 101

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Wed, 1 February 2012 00:00:00 -0500

A very nothing episode in which we craft the perfect sick day excuse, sit through the most awkward silence ever and raise an army of hide n seek ninjas.

Episode 40 - I’m gonna stab you in the head

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Wed, 25 January 2012 00:00:00 -0500

A very anticipatory episode in which we unravel JK Rowling and NASA’s Lucky Book Club conspiracy, sing the Frog Squatters theme song and reach into a barbeque chicken.

Episode 39 - Josh Hartnett’s not allowed to have sex again?

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Wed, 18 January 2012 00:00:00 -0500

A very smelly episode in which we shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die, we protest the alarming trend of doorless urinals and we invent the ‘quote a day sandwich maker’.

Episode 38 - The Man with the Golden Shower

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Wed, 28 December 2011 00:00:00 -0500

A very reminiscent episode in which we remember classic reality dating shows, Ben looks into the eyes of a man in full stream and we rekindle the classic Swaziland vs Belgium rivalry.

Episode 37 - Rejecto and No Date

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Wed, 14 December 2011 00:00:00 -0500

A very short episode in which we open 1,000 paint tins to fill time, borrow Christian Bale’s time travelling phone and source the world shortage of Super Nintendo’s.

Episode 36 - The Iceman cometh

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Wed, 7 December 2011 00:00:00 -0500

A very opposite episode in which Vicki announces her upcoming single ‘Please don’t leave me (or I’ll shoot your puppy)’, we pitch our idea for a Top Gun sequel and talk to the friends in Vicki’s head who taste like bubblegum.

Episode 35 - It’s all about the Daddo’s baby

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Wed, 30 November 2011 00:00:00 -0500

A very easy episode in which we privately cry to ourselves, get given the ultimatum ‘sleep or drown’ and put Cameron Daddo’s face on the $100 note.

Episode 34 - Clandestine bean meeting

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Mon, 21 November 2011 00:00:00 -0500

A very frustrated episode in which we fear the crow men, move in next to some swinging exterminators and attempt to improve elf-podcast relations.

Episode 33 - If you’ve got an incredibly tiny face and a blunt razor, I’m your girl

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Wed, 16 November 2011 00:00:00 -0500

A very professional episode in which we pretend to be mermaids, pitch our idea for Dinosaur Shit the TV series and Vicki gets stuck in a kryptonite phone booth.

Episode 32 - I really hate orphanages!

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sun, 6 November 2011 00:00:00 -0500

A very jumbled episode in which we dig through the Insane Ramblings archives for some unheard opinions on mailing fingers, late night Rabi run ins and the holy penis.

Insane Ramblings: In Colour - Episode 6: Behind the Ramblings Redux

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sun, 24 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0500

In which we go behind the scenes of the Insane Ramblings podcast and uncover the shocking truth of how fame has affected the cast.

The Press X Podcast - Episode 1

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sat, 06 August 2011 20:00:00 -0500

The first episode of Ben's new entertainment podcast. This episode covers topics such as the Nintendo 3DS price drop, Borderlands 2 and digital distribution. -This will be the only episode of the podcast to appear in the Insane Ramblings podcast feed. For all future episodes go to pressx.com.au

Episode 31 - Conventional murdering wisdom

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Mon, 1 August 2011 00:00:00 -0500

A very delayed episode in which we discuss how best to kill each other, how Vicki has killed her furniture and how it sucks when others kill your awesome meal plans.

Insane Ramblings: In Colour - Episode 7: Man vs Wild USA

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Fri, 17 June 2011 00:00:00 -0500

In which Ben teaches you how to survive at the E3 games convention and catch prey in a Las Vegas hotel room.

Episode 30 - I boned my sister and all I got was this lousy dragon

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sun, 22 May 2011 00:00:00 -0500

A very competitive episode in which we celebrate two years of Insane Ramblings by recreating the intro of Mission Impossible II with more exploding fish, we pitch our new TV series Clown Detective's and discover where baby food comes from. We just told Insane Ramblings.

Episode 29 - I've been to science school

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0500

A very disorganised episode in which we learn about beat time, attend a freaky theme restaurant and improve Canadian football. Then Ben says 'yeah, exactly' and Vicki says 'right, right, right' a lot. The End.

Episode 28 - Is it okay to date four babies?

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0500

A very shaken episode in which we calculate how many babies equal one adult, Fonzy Ben's car, survive Sim City Tokyo and translate some guinea pigs poo.

Insane Ramblings: In Colour - Episode 5: When dad's away

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sat, 12 March 2011 00:00:00 -0500

Our first Insanimation; in which Vicki washes her dishes in the sea.

Episode 27 - Touched by a chicken

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0500

A very international episode in which Vicki gives us an aural tour of Tokyo, we get groped by a chicken and curse out some 14 year old zombies.

Episode 26 - Listen Poseidon, I know all the pee is coming from you!

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sat, 1 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0500

A very final episode in which we ace the boxing day test, chat to bleep bloop the robotic weatherman and we spend ten minutes on the moon. We have microphones and we’re not afraid to use them.

Insane Ramblings: In Colour - Episode 4: Unbroken Promises

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0500

In which Vicki serenades Ben with her latest hit song.

Episode 25 - Reepicheep virgins

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sat, 4 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0500

A very disgruntled episode in which we sing a lot, get trapped down a sex well and learn our nautical terms. Insane Ramblings: So poplar!

Episode 24 - Well played MILF

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sun, 13 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0500

A very cold episode in which we start our restaurant career, get onto Audreen and steal some office doors.

Episode 23 - Damn herpes parrot, always ruining my game!

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sun, 24 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0500

A very romantic episode in which we get Jersey Shore style nicknames, reminisce about the lost episode of Insane Ramblings and forget our parrots name. Recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists.

Insane Ramblings: In Colour - Episode 3: Behind the scenes on the Ski Free movie: The making of a legend

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0500

In which we go behind the scenes on the movie, based on the classic 90s' game Ski Free.

Episode 22 - T-Pain the time travelling robot

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0500

A very disappointed episode in which we lull you to sleep, draw our feelings, introduce ‘the drone’ and discuss the benefits of living in the S.H.U.B.

Episode 21 - She already dead

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sat, 15 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0500

A very yak episode in which we invent some hit new reality shows, revert back to 2010 A.D and don't make a big enough deal out of our new celebrity heads segment.

Episode 20 - That’s so buffalo

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0500

A very sick episode in which we coin a new word for cool and Vicki tells the greatest story ever and our lives are changed forever. Let’s get ready to RAAAAAAAAAAAMBLE!

Episode 19 - You can put that in your Christmas cracker

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0500

A very nocturnal episode in which we discuss the alien crossdressers at the end of M. Night Shyamalan's latest blockbuster, achieve every man’s dream of starting a gay relationship to save on monogrammed towels and send an SMS to the world.

Episode 18 - I made out with my cousin - The one year anniversary special

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sat, 29 May 2010 00:00:00 -0500

A very anniversary episode in which we celebrate the history of our podcast by banning listeners hairier than a werewolf, listening to clips of our favourite memories and chatting to a few of our most memorable contributors.

Insane Ramblings: In Colour - Episode 2: An Insane Ramblings PSA: Assless Chaps

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sat, 15 May 2010 00:00:00 -0500

In which we make a cry for help, to raise awareness and support for those poor chaps who were born 'assless'.

Episode 17 - Damn these fast attractive women!

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sun, 09 May 2010 00:00:00 -0500

A very interactive episode in which we thrash out the rules of dibs, get out our mink lined handcuff’s and practice the Morman missionary sex position.

Episode 16 - It was the work of idiots

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0500

A very popular episode, in which we put our best German pickup lines to the test, read a letter from the ramblox and get Maysted! Alright, that’s good stuff!

Episode 15 - Superman vs The Sex Robots

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0500

A very musical episode in which we have a new intro song, wave to Ed Kavalee, browse the Geek 2 Geek dating site and stalk some people on the train.

Episode 14 - Don’t get your hopes up

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Fri, 25 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0500

A very excited episode in which we ignore Pia Miranda, play inoculation roulette and rush through the rest of the show to play video games.

Episode 13 - There's a puppy and boobs!

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Fri, 06 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0500

A very experimental episode in which we don our tin foil hats, battle some m and m's and found the assless chaps foundation.

Episode 12 - Lie here and be sexed upon!

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0500

A very quizzical episode in which we discuss giant corpse eating badgers with monkey heads, evil laughing wizards and the future blouse.

Episode 11 - I really wanna see something beautiful die!

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500

A very long awaited episode in which we invent the bocket, discuss Megan Gales neighbours and celebrate having as many episodes as Cop Rock.

Episode 10 - We all pay for sex, in one way or another

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500

A very hot episode in which we chart the pain scale, take a dip in the penis pool and swallow a duck.

Insane Ramblings: In Colour - Episode 1: Peanut Butter Cat vs Vicki

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

The first episode of Insane Ramblings: In Colour. In which we put the story of Wild Oats, the cat with a peanut butter jar stuck to it's head for 19 days to the test.

Episode 9 - It was like Anne Frank but with more singing

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500

A very hostile episode in which we discuss man lies, sex beds, pause awkwardly to allow for silence and come up with new jingles for our segments.

Episode 8 - Away Seaboat!

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500

A very sellout episode in which we discuss bed bagsing, mutant snakes and working some more subliminal messages into our show.

Episode 7 - Haven't you learned anything? The only way to get someone to love you is to lie!

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

A very wealthy episode in which we discuss giant mirrors, secret ninjas and how not to eat Vietnamese food. LOL!

Episode 6 - I lost the opportunity to kiss the best looking 6 year old I ever met.

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500

A very high tech episode in which we sing pirate love songs, tell you where to pickup hookers and teach you how to coax fish.

Episode 5 - I did 30 percent of New Zealand men

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500

A very jet lagged episode in which we discuss German schize videos, bellybutton sex and all things New Zealand. Insane Ramblings: Its almost as fun as Desert Bus!

Episode 4 - That guy's such a dick, that's why he reminds me of you!

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sat, 26 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500

A very sexy episode, in which we learn that Vicki was raised by dragons and likes to run around naked covered in strawberry jam.

Episode 3 - Cocainey Fresh

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sat, 21 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500

A very special episode, in which we record live from a Foley effects lounge and are the number one podcast discussing King Davids exploits in love.

Episode 2 - I work hard, I play hard, I sleep hard

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500

In which we discuss the girl trapped in Ben's closet and sleeping while having rocks thrown at you.

Episode 1 - I knew I rammed you for a reason

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sat, 23 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500

In which we discuss comparitive flashbacks, the benefits of being poor and divorce, finches, douche bags and many other things that don't make much sense. (Sorry for Ben s low audio level, we ll try to improve this over the next episodes.)

Insane Ramblings Promo

benthelegend1@hotmail.com (Ben and Vicki) — Sat, 21 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500

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