This is perfect for those gas-station-themed parties you’re always throwing. How about putting away the bottles and serving drinks out of a retro gas pump? Just take aim and gently squeeze the handle to serve.

Styled just like a gas pump of old, this 19 ½” high dispenser from HomeWetBar.com has a silver plated finish that resists tarnish, and holds 32oz of anything you feel like serving. Get a couple of them and serve leaded or unleaded drinks. Put on a cap while you serve and ask the ladies if you can check their oil. Okay, no, don’t do that. But the drink dispenser is still fun.

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From the “so-obvious-it’s-genius” file comes this cutting board from Progressive with an attached scraps bin that catches all the bits you’re cutting off. No more cleaning stray vegetable chunks off the floor or scrambling around searching for that finger you accidentally chopped off.

The bin is detachable if you like, but when attached it has a secure seal so no liquids get through the crack, and it hangs over the edge of the counter to make sure gravity works in your favor. And the “collapsible” part comes from how the bin nestles neatly against the cutting board when in storage. Just make sure you take that finger out first. You don’t want to be finding that thing in there later.

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Here’s one for all you fathers out there. Why? ‘Cause you’re never too young to look fly. That and because us guys who grew up in the 80′s know what it’s like to have embarrassing photos that our parents took of us, with the bright neon green shorts on. Or maybe that’s just me?

But the old chap looking dapper in the Burberry Toddler’s Blazer will look like he was born to make a woman swoon. Just don’t be fooled by the fact that this blazer is for toddlers. It has a notch lapel, front button closure, chest pocket, two front flap pockets, three-button closure at sleeve, front darts and back seams for fit, back vents, and is fully lined and made from luxurious Merino wool.

“A fit tailored for a pint-size gentleman.” Be sure to let us know how it feels to be out-styled by a 2-year-old.

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If there’s one thing that separates the casual wine drinker from the wine aficionados, it’s the attention to details. For those who truly understand how to appreciate a fine wine, Moleskine has created a handy wine journal.

The first thing you’ll notice when picking up the Moleskine Passions Wine Journal is that the cover is stylishly embossed with a wine bottle and a set of glasses. Inside you’ll find plenty of resources such as a glossary, measures and conversions. Three ribbon place markers allow you to bookmark favorite sections, the double expandable inner pocket is great for storing notes and clippings, and the elastic band helps keep the journal closed. Included are six themed sections (Sparkling, White, Rose, Red, Fortified/Sweet, and Spirits) and six personalized tabs to customize as you see fit.

Not into wine? Choose your passion from other journals in the Moleskin lineup such as recipes, books, films, music, wellness, travel, style, gardening, babies, dogs and cats.

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How do you justify having a game of Scrabble in the man cave? Blow it the F*** up!

The World’s Largest Scrabble Game spans more than 49 square feet and is nearly 5x the size of the original. It mounts on a wall and was handmade by John Kahn, renowned mixed media artist. We could bore you with what it’s made out of, but really all you need to know is that it’s quality construction and will last for generations.

Aside from being massive, handmade and ridiculously expensive, there are also only nine of these boards in existence. Naturally, we want it.

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So your bartending skills stop at opening a bottle of beer, but nobody has to know that.

The Sidekick Shot Glass will make anyone look like they’ve mastered the art of alcoholic concoctions. Just place anything edible or food-safe in the bottom half, snap it onto the top half and fill with the drink of your choosing.

Need a few ideas for Sidekick additions? How about jalapenos, bacon, PopRocks, dry ice, a glow stick, or even an engagement ring. We’re sure you’re already thinking of crazy items that you could potentially place inside the Sidekick, but we’d recommend staying away from things that could blow the house up.

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Revealed at CES 2012, the AppRadio 2 from Pioneer promises to be the latest and greatest marriage of smartphone and in-auto audio systems. If you loved the original AppRadio, don’t worry. You will get more of the same with this incarnation. But add on the option of micro HDMI connection and Mobile High Definition Link, as well as Android smartphone compatibility (for most models), and you’ve got a non-Apple product that gives the Job-ites a run for their money.

With a 7-inch touchscreen display at 800 x 480 pixels, the option to mount a back camera on your vehicle, and automatic Bluetooth capabilities for those of you paranoid about hands-on calling, this is a radio device that hammers home convenience and safety above all else. It can also coordinate with steering wheel controls and add on external amplifiers. All for the low price of $499, and coming your way in April 2012.

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The AKG K495NC may sound boring with its string of letters, numbers, and letters thrown together, but for those of us, who dig the up-close and personal entertainment experience, it’s just what the doctor ordered.

Whether you’re watching a movie on your portable device, digging in to the raw violence and nudity that you just can’t watch while the kids are awake, or listening to music while you pretend to run on the treadmill, these noise-cancelling headphones guarantee 40 hours of one-on-one intimacy between you and your entertainment selection without the annoyances of the outside world to interfere.

After the noise-canceling function goes caput, the headphones will continue to work, just not with the added feature. Don’t worry, though. You can always recharge via USB. At just $350, this is a pretty good investment for the long haul. Not sure how these will stack up against Beats Headphones, but with a $50 cheaper price tag, it may be worth the try.

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The vast majority of us are not knife guys. But if you’re that 1% who just have to go out and wrestle dinosaurs, rescue damsels from railroad tracks, and go camping, at least do the knife thing right.

Cold Steel Leatherneck Knives are 7” fixed blade utility knives made of German 4116 stainless steel which is, if the name is any indication, cold. They’re matte black, perhaps so they’re not giving you away with glints of reflected sunlight to those wary sentries you’re sneaking up on, and have sturdy, grippy handles with steel butt caps that are solid enough for hammering things when you’re in a jam.

Available are a standard pointed blade, which looks cool, and an angled Tanto blade, which looks even cooler. You really can’t go wrong with these in the cool department.

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When you call yourself smart, you better live up to it. So what does the Smart Baby Monitor by Withings have that lets it strut around calling all other baby monitors morons?

For starters, you can monitor it from your iphone, so you can keep an eye on baby from absolutely anywhere. That’s pretty smart. It also allows the traditional iPhone pinch-zooming if you want to go in for a closer look at what baby’s got up his nose.

It plays soothing music through a built-in speaker, and allows you to talk to your baby through your iPhone. Very smart. Plus it has a night light with remotely adjustable brightness and color. And it keeps an eye on temperature and humidity in your baby’s room. Okay, are we feeling the “smart” yet? This thing couldn’t be any smarter if it did advanced vector calculus.

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