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Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann

enemy — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 15:54:20 +0000

I’m a veteran of bad movies. While a lot of these movies are things I’ve had to search out and find on my own as an adult, there are some that I actually went and saw as a kid in the theater. I saw Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann when I was [...]

Trailer Tuesday: Mandroid

enemy — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 05:07:14 +0000

For today’s Trailer Tuesday, we’re gonna take a look at the 1993 flick Mandroid A scientist creates a robot that can be controlled by humans using a special suit. The scientist offers the suit up to the CIA, but before he’s able to hand it over, his partner gets other ideas. Stay tuned for our upcoming review [...]

Street Fighter: The Movie

enemy — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:20:30 +0000

Back in 1991, the arcade game Street Fighter II was probably the biggest thing going in video games. I remember taking $5 every couple days up to my local arcade “The Red Baron” and pounding every single quarter into that machine, trying to figure out and master the special moves for each character. The one [...]

Trailer Tuesday: Street Fighter: The Movie

enemy — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 02:29:07 +0000

Not to be confused with Sonny Chiba’s “The Street Fighter”, Street Fighter: The Movie is a 1994 film starring Jean Claude Van Damme based on the classic fighting game “Street Fighter II”. What Street Fighter II lacks in the way of story, Street Fighter: The Movie makes up in ridiculousness. Check it out: Keep tuned to [...]

Christmas Evil (aka You Better Watch Out)

Monkeyface — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 03:16:38 +0000

Trying to find a Christmas movie that fits the theme of this site can be a daunting task. Last year I think we actually came across some of the better ones like Santa With Muscles and Silent Night Deadly Night. This year we had to dig a little deeper into our bag of goodies to [...]

Primal Rage

enemy — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 17:33:05 +0000

If you’ve ever seen 28 Days Later, the plot of Primal Rage may sound a little familiar, but on a much smaller scale… Sam Nash is a Florida college journalist is looking for a story. That quest leads him to Dr. Ethridge (Bo Svenson – with and awesome little mulleted ponytail, btw) who is [...]

Attack of the Slime People

Multiple — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 01:26:07 +0000

Attack of the Slime People follows 50’s film director Buddy Flavenoid (Robert Tiffi who was also a writer on the film), who was working as a bathroom attendant. Buddy has a little bit of a screw loose and just got out of prison for murdering an old star of one of his movies that didn’t [...]

Trailer Tuesday: Sukiyaki Western Django

Monkeyface — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:18:36 +0000

The story of a small town taken over by two rival clans in search of a lost treasure, Sukiyaki Western Django is a Spaghetti Western told with Eastern characters and with a different type of twist to it. Look for the review in the coming weeks. No tag for this post. Related posts No related posts.

Black Dynamite

Monkeyface — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 01:16:59 +0000

I’ve been seeing the trailer for Black Dynamite for what seems like decades. But maybe it’s just that it’s based in the 70’s and the trailer has actually been showing on the Internet for almost 2 years. Ever since we saw it me and my buddies were hooked! I was a huge fan of Grindhouse [...]

The Stepfather (1987)

Monkeyface — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 01:36:38 +0000

With the Fall 2009 release of The Stepfather I thought it would be a good time to take a “step” back and look at the movie that started it all. My proclivity for reviewing the original films plus this movie’s strange, almost cult like status on Internal Bleeding makes it a grand candidate! Let’s expand [...]