Internal Bleeding

The Blob (1988)

enemy — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 05:43:39 +0000

One day you're sitting in a tree smoking a cigarette, thinking about how you're gonna jump the broken down old bridge at Elkin's Grove. The next day you're fighting off some huge unrelenting pink pile of ooze that just spread into town. "How did you get here" you might ask yourself. If you're Brian Flagg [...]

Deathsport

enemy — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 17:29:51 +0000

The future is a pretty dreary place. Wars, famine, plagues, etc. Kinda makes you not want to see it. Thankfully, today's story takes place 1,000 years after tomorrow, so unless there's some kind of cure for everything released pretty soon or cryogenics steps up its' game, we won't have much to worry about. See, in [...]

Trailer Tuesday: Hobo with a Shotgun

Monkeyface — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 16:00:44 +0000

Last Summer we were treated to Machete, the first of the faux Grindhouse trailers to be turned into a full feature movie. Last weekend I was informed the second movie from the trailers was to be released in theaters on May, 6th. Hobo with a Shotgun features B-movie star Rutger Hauer in the title role, [...]

LifeForce

enemy — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 19:04:21 +0000

Picture this... it's 1985 and script writers need some ideas (well, when I put it that way, it's 2011 and script writers still need some ideas!) Halley's Comet is coming around in a year and there's quite a bit of mystery surrounding it. It only shows up once every 75 years, and it's one of [...]

The Breed (2001)

Monkeyface — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 20:49:44 +0000

There are hundreds, if not thousands of vampire movies made every day… no seriously, there are too many to count! Some are good, some are bad. Some the vampires are perfect beings who are beautiful and glitter in the sun. Some stay more true to the myth that sunlight burns/destroys them. Basically what I’m [...]

Outtake Reel

Monkeyface — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 17:00:46 +0000

Imagine being on set with your favorite movie director, and being able to document the process for posterity purposes, and just for fun! You would get to see a glimpse of movie magic and how things come together. You could see actors get into character, the film crew setting up for all the important shots, [...]

Trailer Tuesday: Hatchet 2

Monkeyface — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 17:00:45 +0000

Can you believe it's been 4 months since our last post? We couldn't believe it either, but real life happens. Plus let's be honest, after churning out 31 reviews in 31 days we felt a little burned out! But we're back with some renewed vigor. Not the vigor that will bring you 30 reviews for [...]

Birdemic: Shock and Terror

enemy — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 03:03:00 +0000

I think it's safe to say that the goal of this website is to find some of the funniest, off the wall, crazy, "holy shit, what did I just watch" movies out there. Sometimes you come across great stuff, like Undefeatable, The Stabilizer or The Room, and then sometimes you find horrible crap like Cocaine [...]

Puppet Master 5

Monkeyface — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 00:39:30 +0000

Puppet Master 5 - the Final Chapter, isn't the last movie in the series, but it does essentially end the initial Andre Toulon storyline. In fact there are now 5 more movies which use the Puppet Master name, the most recent being released in July, 2010. I've had a great time with the first four, [...]

Phenomena aka Creepers

Multiple — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 18:46:54 +0000

I'm always interested to see where people got there start in movies. Take Billy Bob Thorton for instance. One of his first was a terrible flick called Chopper Chicks in Zombietown. Most people in fact start with something bad, or just small, like Robert Patrick in Equalizer 2000. They work with other little known people. [...]