Internal Bleeding

Machete

Monkeyface — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:23:00 +0000

For those of you who never had a chance to see the full Grindhouse double feature in the theater not only did you miss out on a hell of a gruesome ride, but you missed some amazingly funny fake trailers by Robert Rodriquez, Quentin Tarantino and a few other directors. One of those trailers was [...]

Defcon-4

enemy — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:30:49 +0000

The end of the world… If you put enough credence into the news, it seems like it could come any day now. Nuclear war, religious cataclysm, nanotechnology, an astronomical event, Justin Beiber and countless other things could ultimately lead to the demise of mankind and civilization as we know it. Some people think it’s going [...]

Trailer Tuesday: Piranha 3D

Monkeyface — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 17:53:10 +0000

As a man there aren’t too many things in the movie world that excite me more than boobs and gore! So when a movie comes around that has both, and in mass quanTITIES, I have to go see it. Enemy and I checked out Piranha in 3D last weekend and were pleasantly surprised at home [...]

Twin Sitters

enemy — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 18:23:40 +0000

Twins… Didn’t everyone at one point wish they had a twin? Someone you could switch classes with or someone you could play pranks on unknowing bystanders? Maybe you and your twin could bulk up and look like giants compared to normal people and dress like your colorblind mother set your clothes out for you each [...]

Nightmare (aka Nightmare in a Damaged Brain)

enemy — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 14:31:12 +0000

Not much good can come from a mental patient on the lam. You’re either gonna hear about them standing in a busy intersection, swinging a samurai sword and getting subdued by pepper spray, or they’re putting themselves or someone else in some pretty big danger. You gotta feel bad for them, especially if it’s something [...]

American Ninja 2: The Confrontation

enemy — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 13:37:59 +0000

Sam Firstenberg is no stranger to B-movie fans. One of his first directorial efforts was a personal favorite of mine, “Revenge of the Ninja“. Thankfully, he continued that ninja streak and only took a short break from that genre to film one of the masterpieces of American cinema with “Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo“. “American Ninja” [...]

976-EVIL

enemy — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 02:46:19 +0000

My fondest memory of 900 and 976 numbers was when I was about 10 years old. I was huge into video games, and when I heard a commercial on TV for “action arcade”, I knew I had to put a few quarters into that machine. I ended up calling it about 8 times in a [...]

It’s Alive

enemy — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 20:26:08 +0000

If you read this site every so often, you might notice that there haven’t been any updates recently. The reason for that is my wife had a baby the second week of June and I haven’t gotten a chance to take a shit without falling asleep, let alone watch and review any movies. Thankfully, I [...]

Super Mario Bros.

enemy — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 17:30:05 +0000

If you’ve been reading this site for a while, or if you just peruse the review archives, you’ll notice something about Internal Bleeding. We love 80′s and 90′s unconditionally, and that love goes hand in hand with our love of the cinema from that period of time. Along with spending a lot of my formative [...]

Dennis Hopper Dead at 74

enemy — Sat, 29 May 2010 19:43:52 +0000

They say celebrities always pass in threes… yesterday it was Gary Coleman, and today it’s Dennis Hopper. Dennis Hopper was a very talented actor/writer/director who gave us some great b-movies over his 56 year career in the business. Some of the finer points of his B-Movie resume are: Land of the Dead, Space Truckers, The [...]