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		<title>Google Doesn’t Close It’s Tags, Advises You To Do The Same?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:40:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erika</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Google]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Web Design]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>So&#8230; after skimming my feed reader, I come across an interesting article about Google&#8217;s XHTML coding practices, and the advice they give their &#8220;followers.&#8221; (I know, I know &#8212; that doesn&#8217;t FEEL like the right word to use there, but then again I might just be on twitter too much.)  ... <a href="http://www.erikakendall.com/google-doesnt-close-its-tags-advises-you-to-do-the-same/" class="excmore">read more &#187;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So&#8230; after skimming my feed reader, I come across an <a href="http://blog.bug.gd/2009/06/27/the-highest-traffic-site-in-the-world-doesnt-close-its-html-tags/">interesting article about Google&#8217;s XHTML coding practices</a>, and the advice they give their &#8220;followers.&#8221; (I know, I know &mdash; that doesn&#8217;t FEEL like the right word to use there, but then again <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage">I might just be on twitter too much</a>.) </p>
<p>Taken from the blog post:</p>
<blockquote><p>The Google homepage and search results pages don’t end their <body> and <html> elements. They just leave them open– a lot like a lazy developer might do and then feel guilty when he comes back and sees the mistake.</p>
<p>Only this “mistake” is really part of Google’s strategy of treating their performance as a competitive advantage. All browsers work well without the tags and the tags take up time, so they’re excited to eliminate any millisecond they can for their visitors.</p></blockquote>
<p>Now, oftentimes, I compare websites and web design to cars and mechanics. You take your car to a mechanic and you expect them to use the proper tools, knowledge, and procedure to deliver what you asked for &mdash; which, in most cases, is a working car &mdash; without screwing you on the price. Swap out car for website, swap out mechanic for developer, and it&#8217;s the same thing. As developers, we&#8217;re expecting to use our knowledge to present our clients with products that properly address their needs. </p>
<p>Part of that knowledge, unfortunately for most of us, is knowing good advice from the bad. </p>
<p>I must admit&#8230; I&#8217;m a little stupefied by Google&#8217;s &#8220;optimisation&#8221; technique. Take a look at their tips on their page titled, &#8220;<a href="http://code.google.com/speed/articles/optimizing-html.html">Let&#8217;s Make The Web Faster!</a>&#8221; What you get is a skirt steak of information, when you might be hungry for a New York Strip. At least.. that&#8217;s what it felt like to me. I&#8217;m generally skeptical of ANY advice given by a giant company.. and it&#8217;s hard to say what stake G has &mdash; other than faster crawling time, maybe? &mdash; in you speeding up your website, so let&#8217;s just say that this is advice offered for altruistic reasons. Altogether, really, it&#8217;s bad advice. If you didn&#8217;t take a look at the link earlier, let me share another gooey part:</p>
<blockquote><p>If you already knew and used this trick, well, then you’re in the minority because none of the other top 10 sites (Alexa) take advantage of this to reduce bandwidth and improve the download speed. Admittedly, for complex pages it’s a very small percentage of bytes per view (14 bytes or so per request), but why would you send your visitors more information than they need?</p></blockquote>
<p>Therein lies the rub. Why don&#8217;t they? Perhaps they use gzip compression? Perhaps they believe that the standards set for by the development community are more important than a fraction of a second&#8217;s worth of time saved on a page load? Perrrrrrrhaps they use one of 50 other techniques available in .htaccess or PHP or various and sundry other methods to save their visitor time without compromising any standards? </p>
<p>Google takes advantage of this because of one simple reason: money. If I were them, I&#8217;d do it too. If my home page is served a million times an hour, saving 30 bytes per request, what do you think they&#8217;re saving in server costs? Is this really going to translate to the same kind of savings for the average webmaster? Highly doubtful. </p>
<p>As developers, we learn by taking in information and assessing how useful it is. At first glance, this might seem like great advice! Dig a little deeper, and you uncover <a href="http://www.askapache.com/htaccess/apache-speed-compression.html">much more fruitful methods for speeding up your website</a> that can save you MUCH more than 30bytes (although, it must be noted that Google uses these as well.. it&#8217;s just literally not worth the non-semantic status to do both for the average client.)</p>
<p>In short, three cheers to G for getting webmasters and developers alike to think a little more. I simply wish that if they were going to offer advice, it would help advance the web&#8230; not bring us sliding backwards. Hell, the way I feel now, has me thinking we&#8217;re being catapulted back <a href="http://www.lingscars.com/">to this</a>. LOL.</p>
<p>PS: I don&#8217;t care about their decision to use HTML over XHTML. To me, it&#8217;s inconsequential. If you&#8217;re more interested in/intrigued by the debate, check out this juicy goodness <a href="http://www.sitepoint.com/forums/showthread.php?t=393445">over at SitePoint</a>. </p>
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		<title>She Tweets: The Week of 2009-06-21</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 03:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erika</dc:creator>
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@GlamorousLaJai I had the original version of &#8220;You Are Everything&#8221; by Dru Hill on repeat yesterday. They were awesome! in reply to GlamorousLaJai #
Why can&#8217;t I use the &#8220;full screen with menu bar&#8221; in Photoshop w/o sacrificing my left-hand ruler? Am I supposed to tape one to the monitor? #
@seekstah  ... <a href="http://www.erikakendall.com/she-tweets-the-week-of-2009-06-21/" class="excmore">read more &#187;</a>]]></description>
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<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/GlamorousLaJai">GlamorousLaJai</a> I had the original version of &#8220;You Are Everything&#8221; by Dru Hill on repeat yesterday. They were awesome! <a href="http://twitter.com/GlamorousLaJai/statuses/2173532367">in reply to GlamorousLaJai</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2173572034">#</a></li>
<li>Why can&#8217;t I use the &#8220;full screen with menu bar&#8221; in Photoshop w/o sacrificing my left-hand ruler? Am I supposed to tape one to the monitor? <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2174079487">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> You typin&#8217; like you wanna pixel-box tonight, shawty. I can take you on, you know. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2174234569">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2175192766">#</a></li>
<li>I feel awesome. Really, I do. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2175200226">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> I feel like there&#8217;s some sarcasm in there that we need to discuss. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2175222322">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2175366597">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> Anytime, anyplace. I&#8217;m like Janet up in this piece. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2175223668">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2175368535">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> I have no idea. LOL. Why? You think I need to be in the bed? <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2175229126">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2175370774">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> I have an app that tells me how much doper I am than you in PS <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />  You should look into it. It also teaches you how to get like me. <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2175344722">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2175409663">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> btw&#8230;just kidding. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2175344722">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2175411828">#</a></li>
<li><a href="http://twitterisnotacompetition.com/" rel="nofollow">http://twitterisnotacompetition.com/</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2175431025">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> *taking my quick little bow* I can still take you, tho, shawty. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2175438728">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2175482460">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> Good! Are you good too? <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2175493148">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2175499989">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> Jokes?! I&#8217;m a serious matter over here. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2175488683">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2175501777">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> Been one for a while, ya know. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2175580285">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> I hear that. I should&#8217;ve BEEN took my tail to bed.. you should too! <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2175511475">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2175582965">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> What! You? Get out! <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2175637730">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2175699312">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> I love it. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2175709883">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2175717216">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> Shoot, I remember you back from all our old blogging days&#8230; totally just made my morning. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2175737384">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2175774327">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> Of course you are, shawty. I ain&#8217;t tellin&#8217;, though. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2175784065">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2175792649">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> And I&#8217;m 6&#8242;&#8230;I&#8217;own care! Height (or lack thereof) makes you a shorty, not a shawty. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  6&#8242;5&#8243; though, eh? LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2175800131">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2175835959">#</a></li>
<li>I dread waking up to this work tomorrow evening.. since there&#8217;s NO way I&#8217;m waking up tomorrow morning. It isn&#8217;t even &#8220;tomorrow&#8221; anymore. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2175847077">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> Successfully wrapping up this project&#8230;and getting paid. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2176836758">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2177194535">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> LOL Yep! Tall drink of water, I am. I&#8217;ll hit you on the side, lol. <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2175896239">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2177199552">#</a></li>
<li>I&#8217;m mad that I&#8217;m awake. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2177503826">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Jubilance1922">Jubilance1922</a> Yes, because there&#8217;s so much more to getting to know someone than that, and it tends to cloud our judgement, LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/Jubilance1922/statuses/2177357915">in reply to Jubilance1922</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2177512733">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JazzyLadee1908">JazzyLadee1908</a> LMAO @ your efforts for equal opportunity tweeting. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/JazzyLadee1908/statuses/2177592029">in reply to JazzyLadee1908</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2177695975">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/fitprosarah">fitprosarah</a> This just confirms my belief that most personal trainers are sadists, you know.. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/fitprosarah/statuses/2177580527">in reply to fitprosarah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2177704325">#</a></li>
<li>I either want a cup of coffee right now, or a pillow and three extra hours in my day. [insert angry face] <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2178142667">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/hype6477">hype6477</a> LOL I hear that&#8230; I went to bed at like 5 last night&#8230; waking up this morning felt like a bad joke. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/hype6477/statuses/2178223011">in reply to hype6477</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2178263153">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/hype6477">hype6477</a> LOL Sounds like a plan I might need to adopt myself, lol. <a href="http://twitter.com/hype6477/statuses/2178294818">in reply to hype6477</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2178579306">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/GlamorousLaJai">GlamorousLaJai</a> Did you hear anything about the greek picnic this past weekend? <a href="http://twitter.com/GlamorousLaJai/statuses/2178813322">in reply to GlamorousLaJai</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2178844405">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/shanelleg">shanelleg</a> Because Bristol wasn&#8217;t at that game, I think. The younger one was. Either way, IMO, they were in really bad taste. <a href="http://twitter.com/shanelleg/statuses/2179018540">in reply to shanelleg</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2179121925">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/GlamorousLaJai">GlamorousLaJai</a> Seriously? How many people were there? I&#8217;m lightweight disgusted that ANYONE went, really. <a href="http://twitter.com/GlamorousLaJai/statuses/2179815575">in reply to GlamorousLaJai</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2179945495">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/GlamorousLaJai">GlamorousLaJai</a> LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE it! Talk about a comeuppance! <a href="http://twitter.com/GlamorousLaJai/statuses/2179969041">in reply to GlamorousLaJai</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2180025948">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/fitprosarah">fitprosarah</a> LMAO @ &#8220;No shame!&#8221; I&#8217;m mad at that! I&#8217;ve been working and working out! I&#8217;m so close to 90 lbs lost that I can smell it. <a href="http://twitter.com/fitprosarah/statuses/2180071202">in reply to fitprosarah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2180269207">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/chrisfullman">chrisfullman</a> It&#8217;s disgusting and heartbreaking. <a href="http://twitter.com/chrisfullman/statuses/2180078437">in reply to chrisfullman</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2180444431">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/fitprosarah">fitprosarah</a> I&#8217;m on it! Trying to get that midsection together. What do you think of this article? (particularly p.2) <a href="http://bit.ly/abstuff" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/abstuff</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/fitprosarah/statuses/2180560819">in reply to fitprosarah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2181105011">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/fitprosarah">fitprosarah</a> Good tips. I&#8217;m going to give &#8216;em a shot to see how it goes. I&#8217;m STILL sore from an ab workout three days ago. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/fitprosarah/statuses/2181234797">in reply to fitprosarah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2181361561">#</a></li>
<li>The word of the day&#8230; is &#8220;contrived.&#8221; Use it in a sentence. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2181421454">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/fitprosarah">fitprosarah</a> You know it! <a href="http://twitter.com/fitprosarah/statuses/2181399454">in reply to fitprosarah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2181426236">#</a></li>
<li>Picture from the Greekfest this weekend in ATL: <a href="http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL250/2161508/8933842/367169161.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL250/2161508/8933842/367169161.jpg</a> LMAO <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2184308203">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/missatheena">missatheena</a> Sis, these things are a scam. Don&#8217;t use &#8216;em! <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2184299112">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2184314648">#</a></li>
<li>Picture #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%232">2</a> from the Greekfest this weekend in ATL: <a href="http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL250/2161508/8933842/367169158.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL250/2161508/8933842/367169158.jpg</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2184324700">#</a></li>
<li>&#8220;Someone&#8217;s gonna have to&#8230; teach you a lesson&#8230;&#8221; <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2184328031">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23wordpress">wordpress</a> Can changing your theme change your serps? <a href="http://hp4ao.tk" rel="nofollow">http://hp4ao.tk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2184445286">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> LOL It&#8217;s a long story, but they had a choice of two events &#8230;and this is the one they chose NOT to attend. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2184408769">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2184460527">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> Between me and you, these days I think I&#8217;d rather go to a geekfest, anyhow. LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2184408769">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2184465607">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/hyperg">hyperg</a> Interesting! I&#8217;m giving myself the month of June to convert over to veganism&#8230; and wanting to die inside along the way. LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/hyperg/statuses/2183598707">in reply to hyperg</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2184473906">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> Girl, naw. LOL. I&#8217;m into PHP, a little ASP, with my sights set on Ruby after I get my head fully wrapped around the first two, lol. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2184875284">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2184910448">#</a></li>
<li>I&#8217;m mad at @<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> &#8217;s detail about these manboobs, man. Dang. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2184924031">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> Hell, I don&#8217;t know who would act a bigger fool. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2184852342">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2184931505">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> The money made me do it &#8211; it&#8217;s much more lucrative on back end dev. Even CMS mods nets more $ than basic design nowadays. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2184979043">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2185100352">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> I was doing front end before and while I love it, I like piecing it together in the backend, as well. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2184979043">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2185125773">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> LMAO I&#8217;ma need you to stop complimenting yourself, dang it. LOL. Silly! <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2185075802">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2185131612">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> Sounds more like you like &#8216;em more than I do. Smart ass. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2185153470">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2185240199">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> Too bad you don&#8217;t post more. Look at that big giant head in your picture! LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2185101630">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2185247351">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> Front end, for me, is foreplay. It&#8217;s the build up to the denouement- doesn&#8217;t mean I don&#8217;t occasionally prefer that foreplay, tho. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2185246975">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2185276239">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> I just realized how bad that sounded. Dag. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2185246975">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2185280521">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> I didn&#8217;t call you a name yet, shawty. But I can definitely give it to ya if you&#8217;re askin&#8217; for it. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2185256624">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2185288146">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> Nope! You hiding from Professor Skeezy? <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2185265117">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2185301085">#</a></li>
<li>I&#8217;m so mad at that. LOL. Go away, @<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> LMAO <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2185321182">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> That ain&#8217;t callin&#8217; you a name &#8211; it&#8217;s stating a fact. Like you, though. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2185308145">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2185334863">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> And sometimes, you &amp; that pro have to pull those wild &amp; crazy all-nighters to make sure you both finish the job and leave satisfied? <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2185325400">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2185348727">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> Don&#8217;t you dare. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2185328876">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2185402669">#</a></li>
<li>I feel bad for laughing: <a href="http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/1218083689.html" rel="nofollow">http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/1218083689.html</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2185420281">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ariafya">Ariafya</a> Don&#8217;t be trying to commit me, Sis! I can&#8217;t crack jokes in a padded cell LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/Ariafya/statuses/2185445877">in reply to Ariafya</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2185458987">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> I swear I don&#8217;t &#8211; it was sent to me via IM, LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2185485086">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2185494878">#</a></li>
<li>Finally&#8230; That Miami rain I&#8217;ve been waiting for! <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2185543259">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ariafya">Ariafya</a> oh! You wouldn&#8217;t have been the first to suggest it LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/Ariafya/statuses/2185504897">in reply to Ariafya</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2185557815">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> unfortunately, yes. Disgusting, isn&#8217;t it? I ain&#8217;t mad enough to move though LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2185581293">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2185607442">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> BTW&#8230; REAL mad at the alliteration. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2185581293">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2185779802">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> LOL You got jokes? I&#8217;ll take you. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2185912112">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2186072834">#</a></li>
<li>Twitter Reschedules their maintenance to preserve the Iran coverage? How phenomenal. Companies run by people with heart &lt;3 <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2186249689">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> Awwwww&#8230; just because you were so nice about it. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2186142805">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2186339381">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/missatheena">missatheena</a> It is. Maybe change your password? <a href="http://twitter.com/missatheena/statuses/2186279573">in reply to missatheena</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2186708444">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> Who? <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2186870171">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2187262989">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> Go get on gchat already, jeez. <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2187498594">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2187508380">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> It does. You&#8217;re slippin&#8217;! It&#8217;s the Google Mobile app, lol. <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2187528085">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2187577994">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> Is that available in poster? It says Selma all over it &#8211; my fam is from there &#8211; and I think my mom would love that. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2187886224">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2188041503">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/perishable">perishable</a> Doesn&#8217;t it just irritate you?? <a href="http://twitter.com/perishable/statuses/2188727839">in reply to perishable</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2188921836">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/TashaDoss">TashaDoss</a> Awfully profound for the crack of dawn, girlie. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/TashaDoss/statuses/2192799889">in reply to TashaDoss</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2192829791">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/perishable">perishable</a> LOL I was being polite! LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/perishable/statuses/2189077406">in reply to perishable</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2192834642">#</a></li>
<li>My sister turned 18 today. She called me &#8211; LAST NIGHT &#8211; 40 minutes past midnight talking about, &#8220;Did you forget my birthday?&#8221; WTF? <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2192844359">#</a></li>
<li>Someone&#8217;s gonna have to teach her&#8230; no one cares about your birthday like you and your momma, so leave the rest of us alone. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2192857635">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/TashaDoss">TashaDoss</a> It&#8217;s the crack of dawn to me&#8230; I don&#8217;t start feeling fully functional until at least noon. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/TashaDoss/statuses/2192870158">in reply to TashaDoss</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2193036141">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/UGWellness">UGWellness</a> You ever gonna do a video about the different chemicals in our food that are bad for us? That KFC/MSG video made me go digging.. <a href="http://twitter.com/UGWellness/statuses/2193132531">in reply to UGWellness</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2193325176">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Jubilance1922">Jubilance1922</a> why, yes. They&#8217;re called husbands. <a href="http://twitter.com/Jubilance1922/statuses/2191829142">in reply to Jubilance1922</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2193366596">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> we all do. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2193313487">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2193378949">#</a></li>
<li>Thunderbird is really letting me down. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2193429255">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/hype6477">hype6477</a> Thunderbird is an email application similar to MS Outlook, but better. It&#8217;s just not delivering or receiving all my e-mail. <a href="http://twitter.com/hype6477/statuses/2193504185">in reply to hype6477</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2195238800">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Jubilance1922">Jubilance1922</a> Shoot, people are sleepin&#8217; on that! LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/Jubilance1922/statuses/2193692427">in reply to Jubilance1922</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2195243542">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/chriscoyier">chriscoyier</a> you looking for collabs or gps? I&#8217;ve been considering doing more. <a href="http://twitter.com/chriscoyier/statuses/2193602745">in reply to chriscoyier</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2195444098">#</a></li>
<li>&#8220;The fam ain&#8217;t eatin&#8217; cheddar biscuits, but this random BROAD is eatin&#8217; cheddar biscuits!&#8221; <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2195738125">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/hype6477">hype6477</a> Aw man, you wanna talk about Malt Liquor in the middle of the day? LOL Who&#8217;s got the MD20/20? LMAO! <a href="http://twitter.com/hype6477/statuses/2195435279">in reply to hype6477</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2195746885">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/vina9">vina9</a> Do some work! <a href="http://twitter.com/vina9/statuses/2195593565">in reply to vina9</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2195755637">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/hype6477">hype6477</a> LOL You&#8217;re talkin&#8217; like you&#8217;ve got it in the fridge right now! LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/hype6477/statuses/2195768996">in reply to hype6477</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2195905357">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/mskenyababy">mskenyababy</a> Don&#8217;t feeeeeeeeeeed herrrrrrrr the cheddar BIIIIIIIIIIISCUIIIIIIIITS! LMAO! <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2196601440">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> No. You&#8217;re wrong for WATCHING Maury. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2196317709">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2196611962">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> But&#8230; you&#8217;re watching. LOL. I&#8217;m lying &#8211; if I knew what time and channel, I&#8217;d probably watch too. &#8220;You are NOT the father.&#8221; LMAO <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2196674692">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2197498583">#</a></li>
<li>RT @DMarioIsajerk: Loving someone from afar hurts like hell, but if you know they are happy where they are that should be all you need&#8230; <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2197846847">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> shut up!!! <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2196883021">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2197870868">#</a></li>
<li>RT @_huny: if it dont hurt like my dad dying hurt, and it dont bring me joy the way my daughter does, u&#8217;re ovrestmtng how much I give a fuck <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2197890269">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> I&#8217;d rather inspire mankind to think than let them wallow in their stupidity, shawty. <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2197870488">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2197927351">#</a></li>
<li>Why did twitterfon just recognize &#8220;shawty?&#8221; LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2197942988">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> &#8220;Stupidity,&#8221; or &#8220;shawty?&#8221; Both seem fitting for you. LMAO! <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2197976338">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2198100533">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> Can you reach that high? <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2198280422">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2198436618">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> Oh, and I stole your tweets and posted them on fb. They were just too sweet to not share. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2198280422">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2198442706">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/RLfromNEXT">RLfromNEXT</a> Because people are more blinded by big behinds, flashy moves, and fancy videos? <a href="http://twitter.com/RLfromNEXT/statuses/2198431370">in reply to RLfromNEXT</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2198581005">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/marshaambrosius">marshaambrosius</a> &#8220;Say Yes.&#8221; Hands down. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/marshaambrosius/statuses/2198274419">in reply to marshaambrosius</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2198588136">#</a></li>
<li>Do I skip the gym and punish myself later, or do I go and get it over with? <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2198641044">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> I did&#8230; I&#8217;m glad I did, too. I have the ipod touch &#8211; I&#8217;m not leaving Verizon for Apple. LOL. It&#8217;s dope, though. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2198809833">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2199695967">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> they are hellaslow on phones but the service is incomparable. They&#8217;re &#8220;supposed&#8221; to be getting the iphone in &#8216;10. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2199768457">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2199797020">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> @<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> Y&#8217;all are the worst. LOLOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2199961335">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> No more than you like mine. It&#8217;s ok &#8211; I&#8217;m a southern belle&#8230; I&#8217;m used to it. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2199999205">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2200153486">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> I see ya, player. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2200028959">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2200159355">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> Iono, man.. as easy as my touch makes life, if I had it on Vzn, I might barely need a laptop. Not only that, but it&#8217;s just pretty&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2200009233">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2200172912">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> Not even necessarily &#8220;girly&#8221; pretty but the design standards are seriously above par. If it&#8217;s attractive, it makes life easier. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2200009233">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2200183352">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> If the Pre can&#8217;t beat that, I won&#8217;t rock with it. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2200009233">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2200189051">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/makellbird">makellbird</a> <a href="mailto:info@hypeelite.com">info@hypeelite.com</a> hit me with details there. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/makellbird/statuses/2200619694">in reply to makellbird</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2201846246">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/ShakaG">ShakaG</a> Hell&#8230; depending on what their plans might be, that might be the best investment you could make. SOMEBODY is going to jump ahead. <a href="http://twitter.com/ShakaG/statuses/2201752215">in reply to ShakaG</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2201977937">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/UGWellness">UGWellness</a> Football! LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/UGWellness/statuses/2202010104">in reply to UGWellness</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2202036436">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/UGWellness">UGWellness</a> NOOOOOOOOO! Blasphemy! <a href="http://twitter.com/UGWellness/statuses/2202215139">in reply to UGWellness</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2202416835">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/makellbird">makellbird</a> Got it! Will take a look and shoot you a message back. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/makellbird/statuses/2202059711">in reply to makellbird</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2202421810">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> Feel free to treat me too. LOL It&#8217;s beautiful. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2202547539">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2202573394">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> thanks for the resource! Bookmarked! <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2203186028">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2203333140">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/TashaDoss">TashaDoss</a> get a standing steamer! Moves much faster. <a href="http://twitter.com/TashaDoss/statuses/2205082296">in reply to TashaDoss</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2206376964">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> Why? LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2206541304">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2207300341">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> Would you prefer @skeezy_f_baby_please_say_the_baby? LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2206541304">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2207321071">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> Smile. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2207390872">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2207449167">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> Yep. It IS, however, tiring to the point where you have to choose, IMO. <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2207412441">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2207581200">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/hype6477">hype6477</a> LOL Suuuuuuure! <a href="http://twitter.com/hype6477/statuses/2207466771">in reply to hype6477</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2207585729">#</a></li>
<li>This little heathen child o&#8217;mine expects me to work with The Backyardigans playing in the background. It&#8217;s too early for &#8220;Samurai Pie.&#8221; LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2207846123">#</a></li>
<li>&#8220;If you should feel thirsty, I&#8217;ll be sure to bring you water&#8230;&#8221; one of the best slow songs ever. @<a href="http://twitter.com/radiorah">radiorah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2208346028">#</a></li>
<li>The sky has been mean mugging for the past hour. Rain already. Damn. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2210902972">#</a></li>
<li>God reads my tweets. Soon as that last one sent, I got hit with rain. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2210949908">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nicerfilmtitles">nicerfilmtitles</a> Madea Stops Making Movies <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2214541498">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope">Ms_Hope</a> Damn straight! I&#8217;ll have to show you my progress&#8230; I&#8217;m at 93 lbs lost so far.. almost vegan, too. Want some OTB queso, though. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2214854326">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope">Ms_Hope</a> I&#8217;m mad you aren&#8217;t out here! We could&#8217;ve BEEN gone! I&#8217;m gonna upload a picture so you can check it out. I&#8217;m going vegan, so&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope/statuses/2215329781">in reply to Ms_Hope</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2216074905">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope">Ms_Hope</a> &#8230;i&#8217;m trying to get that queso as my send off. LMAO. <a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope/statuses/2215329781">in reply to Ms_Hope</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2216079421">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/ShakaG">ShakaG</a> LMAO I cannot stand Madea. I&#8217;m tired of men in drag in movies. There are plenty awful looking women to choose from for a drag role. <a href="http://twitter.com/ShakaG/statuses/2214553635">in reply to ShakaG</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2216105978">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> That yours?! <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2216064944">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2216117255">#</a></li>
<li>Argh&#8230;. it&#8217;s still me vs. the freaking lizards&#8230; there&#8217;s a baby lizard by my patio light&#8230; I really don&#8217;t want to hurt it, though. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2216167034">#</a></li>
<li>My tweet name is short for Internet espionage&#8230; In other words&#8230; Ah&#8217;m n ur pee cee reed&#8217;n ur tweetz. LOL #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23lolcat">lolcat</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2216236031">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> LOL D&#8230; I&#8217;ll take the compliment and say thank you&#8230; but I am not a nerd &#8211; I&#8217;m just terribly tech-savvy. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2216488976">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2216612864">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> It&#8217;s hot! I used to want one &#8211; pearl pink paint with Ivy leaves all down the right of the body. Clearly, a neo thing. LOLOL <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2216548636">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2216621123">#</a></li>
<li>I hate that O-ren Ishii had to die at the end of KB V.1 &#8211; she was a dope chick. Who else could behead a dude and talk calm as hell? <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2216651446">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> I&#8217;m haaaaaaaaaaating on her hardcore, then. Dang. <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2216790722">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2217243014">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> I&#8217;d like to see Vernita&#8217;s daughter Nikki come back and duel it out with Bride AND BB. Don&#8217;t know how that&#8217;d work, tho. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2216825447">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2217259049">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> I swear I don&#8217;t own a lizard &#8211; the lizards keep creeping onto my patio and procreating in my Ivy plant. LOL It&#8217;s gross. <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2216693720">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2217266201">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> LOL This is Miami &#8211; it doesn&#8217;t take much to see lizards everywhere. They&#8217;re like tiny geckos. It&#8217;s just frustrating. <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2217324518">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2217343297">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> I&#8217;ma need you to exercise the brain in that giant head of yours when you read my tweets. Like you, though. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2217386722">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2217448132">#</a></li>
<li>Let&#8217;s see how much coding I can get done on this mockup before I get another giant distraction. Annnnnnnd&#8230;go! <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2217461353">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> LOLOL You ok over there, shawty? <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2217434037">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2217468856">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> Alright now&#8230; I just hate to see you feelin&#8217; some kinda way.. i&#8217;m not entirely sober so i can&#8217;t offer some suave encouragement, LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2217687084">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2218022489">#</a></li>
<li>Ugh! Trending topics just made me realize I missed Top Chef Masters messin&#8217; around chopping it up with my prophyte. Booooo! <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2218041004">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> In other words, send me something nasty. LOLOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2217997366">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2218044463">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> LOLOL @ &#8220;what i look like?&#8221; <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2218050250">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2218065363">#</a></li>
<li>Just found my old flowbook&#8230; my old poetry from when I rocked w/ the jazz band&#8230; it&#8217;s crazy how that environment cultivated my flow. Wow. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2218100171">#</a></li>
<li>Hey, so&#8230; wtf? <a href="http://hc9f6.tk" rel="nofollow">http://hc9f6.tk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2221910882">#</a></li>
<li>This kind of mess is the reason why I don&#8217;t do fast food anymore&#8230; you NEVER know wtf is in your stuff. <a href="http://hc9f6.tk" rel="nofollow">http://hc9f6.tk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2221948476">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/ugwellness">ugwellness</a> I take it you&#8217;ve seen this, right? <a href="http://beefychicken.com/" rel="nofollow">http://beefychicken.com/</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2221963784">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/attackerman">attackerman</a> show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click &#8211; <a href="http://helpiranelection.com/" rel="nofollow">http://helpiranelection.com/</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2222090940">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope">Ms_Hope</a> You work out at the crack of dawn? I don&#8217;t think I have it in me! LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope/statuses/2222170933">in reply to Ms_Hope</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2222389636">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> It&#8217;s disgusting, isn&#8217;t it? You never really know what&#8217;s in your food anymore, and that&#8217;s sad. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2222308359">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2222417397">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope">Ms_Hope</a> I usually go at half past 7&#8230; its chilly enough outside that i don&#8217;t feel like i want to die, lol. I&#8217;m trying to be a runner..LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope/statuses/2222553413">in reply to Ms_Hope</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2222674263">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope">Ms_Hope</a> I&#8217;m going to snap some pictures to show you my weight loss&#8230; I&#8217;m on my way to being a sexy somethin-or-other, girl! LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope/statuses/2222553413">in reply to Ms_Hope</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2222685445">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope">Ms_Hope</a> You&#8217;re being lazy! (ha! remember when EYE was the one walking and you were lapping me? LOL!) You need to try running! I love it. <a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope/statuses/2222722849">in reply to Ms_Hope</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2222757651">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> Look at shoes with me. That&#8217;ll flip your focus. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2222899251">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2222915872">#</a></li>
<li>Wow.. sometimes you need more than civil disobedience: <a href="http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/06/irans_disputed_election.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/06/irans_disputed_election.html</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23iranelection">iranelection</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2222954421">#</a></li>
<li>Sometimes justice is bittersweet, but I prefer that taste over never knowing: <a href="http://ecaaj.tk" rel="nofollow">http://ecaaj.tk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2223472924">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> LOL I&#8217;m back and forth between Endless and Piperlime right now. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2223368181">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2223733986">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> Who is that and why are you so mad? <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2224529997">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2224537605">#</a></li>
<li>Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click &#8211; <a href="http://helpiranelection.com/" rel="nofollow">http://helpiranelection.com/</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2225994862">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> You&#8217;ll have to tell me how good it is. I&#8217;m scared to be disappinted. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2226584466">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2226654399">#</a></li>
<li>I want to take a nap, but that little demon seed of mine won&#8217;t go to sleep. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2226661944">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Jubilance1922">Jubilance1922</a> She&#8217;s only a demon seed when she&#8217;s impeding my ability to sleep. Otherwise, she&#8217;s simply the heathen. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/Jubilance1922/statuses/2226678064">in reply to Jubilance1922</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2226737046">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> The FDQs are better, though. They&#8217;ll always have my heart. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2228742658">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2228805703">#</a></li>
<li>show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click &#8211; <a href="http://helpiranelection.com/" rel="nofollow">http://helpiranelection.com/</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23iranelection">iranelection</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2228959070">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> No, honey. FIJIs are FIJIs. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2228863311">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2228992107">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> I said FDQ&#8230; Phi Delta Theta &#8211; Q only refers to Ques when you&#8217;re talking about Ques, lol. Like F is Phi, Q is Theta, lol. <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2229106355">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2229156667">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> Why? &#8216;Cause you didn&#8217;t know better? LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2229235220">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2229270583">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> Excuses are tools of old dudes who don&#8217;t know their Greek alphabet. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2229247229">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2229353404">#</a></li>
<li>I&#8217;m not advocating it or anything, but no one can say &#8220;Viva la White Girl&#8221; isn&#8217;t a hot song without lying all over themselves. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2229427303">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> no marks, please. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2229410656">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2229462701">#</a></li>
<li>&#8220;Professor Cool, I bring class to the gym&#8230;&#8221; <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2229497218">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Jubilance1922">Jubilance1922</a> I went to a drag queen show a few years back&#8230; saw the most impressive Beyonce impersonator I&#8217;ve ever seen in my life. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/Jubilance1922/statuses/2229624282">in reply to Jubilance1922</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2229756742">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Mobetta_1908">Mobetta_1908</a> That&#8217;s Li&#8217;l Wayne and Gym Class Heroes. Want it to go to the girls? <a href="http://twitter.com/Mobetta_1908/statuses/2229746427">in reply to Mobetta_1908</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2229832488">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Jubilance1922">Jubilance1922</a> I had a bomb consultant at the MAC counter in Indianapolis. His makeup was better than the girls who worked there! <a href="http://twitter.com/Jubilance1922/statuses/2229785587">in reply to Jubilance1922</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2229908868">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Jubilance1922">Jubilance1922</a> My skin is a little too golden for him to do some of that colorful stuff, a sista had to step in. But otherwise? Dopeness. <a href="http://twitter.com/Jubilance1922/statuses/2229785587">in reply to Jubilance1922</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2230055390">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/TashaDoss">TashaDoss</a> Oh, that&#8217;s ALL bad. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/TashaDoss/statuses/2230220274">in reply to TashaDoss</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2230288387">#</a></li>
<li>I am so backwards &#8211; my workout playlist consists of &#8220;Teach U A Lesson,&#8221; &#8220;Touch It,&#8221; &#8220;You,&#8221; &#8220;SO Anxious,&#8221; and &#8220;Chopped and Screwed.&#8221; WTF? LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2230370738">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope">Ms_Hope</a> Lisie, you have mail. <a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope/statuses/2230281250">in reply to Ms_Hope</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2230411500">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Jubilance1922">Jubilance1922</a> Girl, you&#8217;ve gotta! There should be plenty in the O. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/Jubilance1922/statuses/2230428878">in reply to Jubilance1922</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2230454285">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/aari13">aari13</a> hospital source &#8211; severe shortage of blood supplies accross ALL Iran hospitals &#8211; pls donate blood &#8211; #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Iranelection">Iranelection</a> &#8211; @<a href="http://twitter.com/cnn">cnn</a> @<a href="http://twitter.com/msnbc">msnbc</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2230482090">#</a></li>
<li>Guys, the #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23iranelection">iranelection</a> is wearing SO heavy on my heart.. not for the sensitive: <a href="http://bit.ly/MZjBM" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/MZjBM</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2230511198">#</a></li>
<li>RT @whoshang: First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.” &#8212; Mahatma Gandhi #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23iranelection">iranelection</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2230538543">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/amadajoy">amadajoy</a> Keeping you in my prayers while I watch in solidarity from USA. Your strength &amp; peaceful protests are inspiring. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23iranelection">iranelection</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2230566408">#</a></li>
<li>Just had a great workout&#8230; must admit it&#8217;s nice to be admired at the gym even though I&#8217;m all sweaty and gross, LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2231186154">#</a></li>
<li>Now, I have to commit myself to working tonight. I can do it.. I can do it&#8230; I can&#8230;do it? <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2231218856">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/ainhd">ainhd</a> .. tell me this business with PETA and the Obama fly is just being blown out of proportion? <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2231245548">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> Naw, player, I&#8217;m covered in it. It&#8217;s gross, LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2231244459">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2231253596">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> Ugh. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2231250684">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2231289729">#</a></li>
<li>The &#8220;Shawty&#8221; remix with Pleasure P and @<a href="http://twitter.com/songzyuuup">songzyuuup</a> goes hard. I might have to add that to my workout list. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2231398040">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> Dang, putting me in check EARLY, huh? LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2231477596">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2231543340">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Mobetta_1908">Mobetta_1908</a> Gotcha covered. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/Mobetta_1908/statuses/2231477759">in reply to Mobetta_1908</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2231545978">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> Shol&#8217; was. Good lookin&#8217; out, LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2231643309">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2231865960">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JackieChidi">JackieChidi</a> And then you find out they suck, right? <a href="http://twitter.com/JackieChidi/statuses/2231711961">in reply to JackieChidi</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2231873996">#</a></li>
<li>Aw, damn it!!! I TOTALLY forgot Burn Notice was on tonight!!! NOOOO!!!! <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2231902440">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JessicaRabbitno">JessicaRabbitno</a> Burn Notice is this awesome show on USA Network about a former spy in Miami. It&#8217;s an awesome show. It should repeat 2nite. <a href="http://twitter.com/JessicaRabbitno/statuses/2231885551">in reply to JessicaRabbitno</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2231920405">#</a></li>
<li>I&#8217;m SO glad that Burn Notice is trending right now.. hopefully that&#8217;ll help get more viewers to keep it around as long as possible. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2231940011">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/jcherrelle">jcherrelle</a> That&#8217;s what I&#8217;m banking on right now. About to set my timer so that I don&#8217;t miss it again. Trevor came back, right? <a href="http://twitter.com/jcherrelle/statuses/2231915670">in reply to jcherrelle</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2231954681">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> You should&#8217;ve went to school in Miami <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2231945170">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2232101669">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> 2 Live Crew&#8230; *cringe* You do that on purpose. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2232118322">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2232206249">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JessicaRabbitno">JessicaRabbitno</a> It should come on tonight at midnight, if you&#8217;re awake. Hope you like it! <a href="http://twitter.com/JessicaRabbitno/statuses/2232064337">in reply to JessicaRabbitno</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2232214057">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> In support of the #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23iranelection">iranelection</a> situation, a gang of us changed our pics green in support of the cause. A little solidarity. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2232124151">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2232282141">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> Folks are getting shot, detained, the gov&#8217;t is blocking use of internet, trying to cancel their protests and rallies.. it&#8217;s bad. <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2232311930">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2232568400">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> Oh, like &#8220;Scarred?&#8221; LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2232296598">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2232572324">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AinHD">AinHD</a> I saw the statement&#8230; it didn&#8217;t look like PETA was making a giant deal out of it. Just seems to be blown out of proportion by media. <a href="http://twitter.com/AinHD/statuses/2232783701">in reply to AinHD</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2232868632">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> I bet, nasty. LOL. When are you coming to Miami, again? I forgot when you told me the first time. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2232679118">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2232881302">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/UGWellness">UGWellness</a> Very! Do you have any resources that explain some of these ingredients and where they come from? I&#8217;m a lil&#8217; concerned. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/UGWellness/statuses/2233127152">in reply to UGWellness</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2233525736">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2233652551">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2233849513">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk">DMarioIsajerk</a> Awww, that is syrupy sweet. How cute&#8230; and corny. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/DMarioIsajerk/statuses/2233726551">in reply to DMarioIsajerk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2233857259">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/InDaKnowSince88">InDaKnowSince88</a> Damn straight. LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/InDaKnowSince88/statuses/2233862134">in reply to InDaKnowSince88</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2233879135">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/MistaTraps">MistaTraps</a> &#8230;but never duplicated, right? LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/MistaTraps/statuses/2233860710">in reply to MistaTraps</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2233885929">#</a></li>
<li>Y&#8217;all are some nasty late night tweeters. *adjusting my halo* <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2233904650">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/InDaKnowSince88">InDaKnowSince88</a> LOL Of course! <a href="http://twitter.com/InDaKnowSince88/statuses/2233914737">in reply to InDaKnowSince88</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2233944858">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> I guess the next question is, how do you know it&#8217;s good if you ain&#8217;t never had it? Depends on how you define good, eh? <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2234001877">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2234083171">#</a></li>
<li>I love this man. RT: @<a href="http://twitter.com/johncmayer">johncmayer</a> Working on the rhymes for my new rap called &#8220;Death of Photoshop.&#8221; <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2234094684">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/InDaKnowSince88">InDaKnowSince88</a> Now, if you didn&#8217;t tell me, how was I supposed to know? LOL Where&#8217;d you go? <a href="http://twitter.com/InDaKnowSince88/statuses/2233958117">in reply to InDaKnowSince88</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2234105493">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/InDaKnowSince88">InDaKnowSince88</a> Miami, something like fifteen minutes South of FLL. I can&#8217;t do Orlando.. too much for me. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/InDaKnowSince88/statuses/2234151084">in reply to InDaKnowSince88</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2234222957">#</a></li>
<li>Ashton! <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2234236703">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/chamillionaire">chamillionaire</a> Southern boys should stay loyal to the south, shawty! <a href="http://twitter.com/chamillionaire/statuses/2234164193">in reply to chamillionaire</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2234242242">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> But I&#8217;m sayin&#8217;.. if you don&#8217;t know it&#8217;s good &#8217;til you got it&#8230; waiting for it only to find out it sucks is the worst. LMAO <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2234327922">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2234375945">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> Have you asking Bedroom Jesus to give you your hour back. LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2234327922">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2234379996">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope">Ms_Hope</a> Maybe if you weren&#8217;t tweeting while driving, you would&#8217;ve seen it! Hmmm? LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope/statuses/2234104980">in reply to Ms_Hope</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2234387514">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope">Ms_Hope</a> Lies! Did you get my email? <a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope/statuses/2234396007">in reply to Ms_Hope</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2234401989">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> I, unfortunately, have been thoroughly disappointed before&#8230; so I feel like I need to get the &#8220;discovery phase&#8221; over early. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2234401958">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2234415342">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> All I got is fifteen minutes. LMAO! I&#8217;m kidding I swear. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2234428266">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2234458889">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> I think you know when the vibe is right.. if you never get the vibe, ain&#8217;t no point, right? But once it&#8217;s there, discovery time. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2234428266">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2234466799">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope">Ms_Hope</a> That&#8217;s exactly where I sent it. Go look, chicken! <a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope/statuses/2234444840">in reply to Ms_Hope</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2234475329">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> I feel you on that! The build up is hot&#8230; letting the tension speak for itself? Yes. It&#8217;s that 6th sense you have that I need. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2234504532">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2234566003">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope">Ms_Hope</a> Grrr&#8230;.email me. <a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope/statuses/2234492231">in reply to Ms_Hope</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2234568461">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope">Ms_Hope</a> I resent that name calling, lil sis. I&#8217;ll kick yo neo soul ass. <a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope/statuses/2234580137">in reply to Ms_Hope</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2234593959">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope">Ms_Hope</a> I buy myself a brand new pair of Santana Pumps for every 20 lbs I lose&#8230; I&#8217;m searching for pair #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%235">5</a> to buy in a few weeks, now. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/Ms_Hope/statuses/2234606416">in reply to Ms_Hope</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2234615916">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> Waiting with baited&#8230; breath, right? This convo is gonna make me start dating again just because. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2234643778">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2234716339">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/mycolleges">mycolleges</a> Beauty and Brains: How educated are the members of People Magazine’s 100 Most Beautiful list? <a href="http://bit.ly/9wpwt" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/9wpwt</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2237764644">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> Yep. Sounds like I need to be making it do what it do. LOLOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2234797559">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2237772467">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> LOL That song used to go! &#8220;I&#8217;m so bad? You just mad &#8217;cause you ain&#8217;t my dad!&#8221; <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2237908964">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2237918172">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/fitprosarah">fitprosarah</a> What is a kettlebell? I&#8217;m a little lost. <a href="http://twitter.com/fitprosarah/statuses/2237958708">in reply to fitprosarah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2238031993">#</a></li>
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@missatheena Heyyyyy&#8230; Skee-Wee! LOL! #skeewee in reply to missatheena #
@AinHD I&#8217;m trying! It&#8217;s hard&#8230; but I think I&#8217;m going to wean myself off &#8211; Only eat it on certain days, then limit the days I eat it. in reply to AinHD #
@AinHD Otherwise, it&#8217;d be a giant FAIL. LOL. Got  ... <a href="http://www.erikakendall.com/she-tweets-the-week-of-2009-06-14/" class="excmore">read more &#187;</a>]]></description>
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<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/missatheena">missatheena</a> Heyyyyy&#8230; Skee-Wee! LOL! #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23skeewee">skeewee</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/missatheena/statuses/2081843561">in reply to missatheena</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2084554092">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AinHD">AinHD</a> I&#8217;m trying! It&#8217;s hard&#8230; but I think I&#8217;m going to wean myself off &#8211; Only eat it on certain days, then limit the days I eat it. <a href="http://twitter.com/AinHD/statuses/2092508403">in reply to AinHD</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2094944809">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AinHD">AinHD</a> Otherwise, it&#8217;d be a giant FAIL. LOL. Got any tips for a newbie? I&#8217;m already a pollovegetarian, so I&#8217;ve sort of been here before. <a href="http://twitter.com/AinHD/statuses/2092508403">in reply to AinHD</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2094953080">#</a></li>
<li>Facebook having &#8220;vanity names&#8221; is going to be like myspace&#8230; without the crap layouts. Bet FB lets you customize your page soon, too. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2094968125">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/missatheena">missatheena</a> Right? MySpace makes my computer have seizures. Not everyone is meant to design websites, damn it. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/missatheena/statuses/2098419846">in reply to missatheena</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2098798876">#</a></li>
<li>What a difference a day makes. Literally. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2098808881">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> LOL I feel that&#8230; Especially with people because everything is so textbook. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2111865726">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2111950120">#</a></li>
<li>RT @johncmayer: In observance of Pedamundo, plastic funnels will be handed out. RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/KIMNB">KIMNB</a> I can&#8217;t pee on a cop car&#8230;I&#8217;m a lady&#8230;sometimes <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2111966734">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/GlamorousLaJai">GlamorousLaJai</a> I am so glad she&#8217;s gone!! <a href="http://twitter.com/GlamorousLaJai/statuses/2112499892">in reply to GlamorousLaJai</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2113127790">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/chamillionaire">chamillionaire</a> forget money &#8211; I&#8217;ve got bottles of liquor riding on this LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/chamillionaire/statuses/2113065806">in reply to chamillionaire</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2113142901">#</a></li>
<li>I&#8217;ve had &#8220;Touch It&#8221; by Busta Rhymes on repeat all day. Perfect workout song. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2113153830">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> LOL it kinds is huh? LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2113185965">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2118263005">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/danthies">danthies</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%2311thcommandment">11thcommandment</a> if thou art of great girth and hath pasty white legs, thou shalt put them short shorts back in thy damn drawer <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2124580663">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23burnnotice">burnnotice</a> in ten minutes! I&#8217;ve loved this show since the pilot. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2124658896">#</a></li>
<li>This episode of #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23burnnotice">burnnotice</a> is good! I wonder how he&#8217;s going to get that c4 out of storage before the warrant.. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2125216974">#</a></li>
<li>If you type too long a text message in Google Voice, after the 2nd set of 150 chars, it just says &#8220;Really?&#8221; As in, stop typing already. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2125331566">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> LMAO I&#8217;m mad you know that! I&#8217;ve watched Fiona play with it and mold it, so maybe I know a lil&#8217; more than I thought. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2125293222">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2125382235">#</a></li>
<li>&#8220;Someone once told me that caring for you is like trench warfare&#8230; so I thought you should arm yourself.&#8221; &#8211; Fiona, #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23burnnotice">burnnotice</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2125448789">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> Because it wants you to use wordpress instead. *whistle* <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2127669565">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2127682151">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> LMAO Trust me, I&#8217;m mad for you right now&#8230; I just can&#8217;t stop snickering. LOLOL <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2127703376">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2127765331">#</a></li>
<li>Joyous night. I&#8217;m going to be in Photoshop for at least the next two hours. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2127980968">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> LMAO I&#8217;ve definitely done that before&#8230; woke up mad as hell with my mouse still holding down the pen tool. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2128186179">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2128253430">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> What! Don&#8217;t start none, won&#8217;t be none! I&#8217;ll eat you up on the p-e-n! LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2128256075">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2128293497">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah">seekstah</a> LOL Bonkers, though? You tired, shawty? LOL Besides, I&#8217;ve been waiting to use that line from the Boondocks all week. <a href="http://twitter.com/seekstah/statuses/2128309031">in reply to seekstah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2128387498">#</a></li>
<li>I&#8217;m so tired&#8230; I have a feeling I&#8217;m going to wake up tomorrow morning and my mockup is going to look like photoshop soup. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2128424939">#</a></li>
<li>They&#8217;re never quite as beautiful when you wake up to them, as they were right before you went to sleep. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2128447929">#</a></li>
<li>And YES, I&#8217;m only talking about mockups. LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2128449535">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%2311thcommandment">11thcommandment</a> Thou shalt not eat chinese food &#8211; for every Sweet and Sour Chicken you order, we lose an LOLCat. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2128462285">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> Only 38%? I&#8217;m lightweight mad at that. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2128464188">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2128473085">#</a></li>
<li>My computer auto-restarted in the middle of the night. If my mockup isn&#8217;t in the same condition I left it in, I&#8217;m going to go dumb. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2131003183">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/winerer">winerer</a> Considering how little Americans seem to like that group of people, how do you figure that would be more important to us? <a href="http://twitter.com/winerer/statuses/2131900484">in reply to winerer</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2131926750">#</a></li>
<li>People make the most ILLOGICAL leaps when they&#8217;re scrambling for a point. Jeez. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2131931209">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/chrisfullman">chrisfullman</a> EU: Windows 7 ships w/o IE: Buyers must find another way JUST to get their browser of choice. Ridiculous. <a href="http://tr.im/oj8d" rel="nofollow">http://tr.im/oj8d</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2135407722">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/chriscoyier">chriscoyier</a> Wait, was that sent to YOU? That is the boldest thing I&#8217;ve read in a long time. <a href="http://twitter.com/chriscoyier/statuses/2135206258">in reply to chriscoyier</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2135471332">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> You wanna buy me one, shawty? <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2135431858">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2135670459">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> You said that on purpose &#8217;cause you know there&#8217;s no way in the world&#8230;LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2135884411">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2135928852">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/omnithetakeover">omnithetakeover</a> Gross. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/omnithetakeover/statuses/2137299115">in reply to omnithetakeover</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2137431743">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/omnithetakeover">omnithetakeover</a> A chip implanted in your brain that notates your activity by the minute without involving the human fingers. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/omnithetakeover/statuses/2138240842">in reply to omnithetakeover</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2138271535">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/omnithetakeover">omnithetakeover</a> I am not a woodland creature. Stop tellin me I forage for food. I shop at the grocery just like you carnivorous jerks. <a href="http://twitter.com/omnithetakeover/statuses/2138271894">in reply to omnithetakeover</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2138314398">#</a></li>
<li>LOLOL <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2138316251">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/omnithetakeover">omnithetakeover</a> I am not a pet &#8211; I don&#8217;t eat grass. The vegans are being persecuted on twitter. Y&#8217;all see this crap? LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/omnithetakeover/statuses/2138487469">in reply to omnithetakeover</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2148078446">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> Sniff that hawaiian BBQ chicken pizza one good time for me. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2148260929">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2148321412">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/cassieventura">cassieventura</a> I don&#8217;t think they&#8217;re funky enough for you.. almost like the colors clash in a funny way. <a href="http://twitter.com/cassieventura/statuses/2148267270">in reply to cassieventura</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2148363977">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/SongzYuuup">SongzYuuup</a> &#8216;84 was the year of cockiness&#8230; tell haters to pray for a chair&#8230; so they can have a seat. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/SongzYuuup/statuses/2148652089">in reply to SongzYuuup</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2148927098">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/hyperg">hyperg</a> Are you vegan? <a href="http://twitter.com/hyperg/statuses/2148913626">in reply to hyperg</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2149139942">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/anamariecox">anamariecox</a> says the governator wants to limit the time pets spend in shelters to 3 days instead of 6. Anyone have ideas to help stop this? <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2149290135">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/problogger">problogger</a> I am! And don&#8217;t be ruining it for us by publicizing it. LOLOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/problogger/statuses/2149469421">in reply to problogger</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2149507543">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> LOLOL I&#8217;m mad that&#8217;s NBC-worthy news. Gross. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2149354088">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2149583343">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> Don&#8217;t tease brand new vegans with dreams of alfredo sauce. We carry sharp carrots. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2149576996">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2149610102">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> I feel bad for them &#8211; divorce is sad no matter who&#8217;s going through it&#8230; I just hope their boys are going to be ok in the end. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2149599782">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2149619453">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> Cheap, easy, quick&#8230;. and if it&#8217;s not those, then cut and run. There&#8217;s no fight in anyone anymore. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2149648703">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2149682073">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> Amen. Church, even. And if it&#8217;s true &#8211; he will learn. Kids too? Aw, sign over your whole paycheck, dude. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2149712795">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2149901755">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> LOL It sure is&#8230;. old as dirt, too. You&#8217;d think folks would&#8217;ve learned by now. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2149761125">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2149974298">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> You should &#8211; that way you&#8217;ll think extra hard before you saddle someone with the responsibility of putting up with you forever. LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2149997894">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2150034543">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> LMAO Don&#8217;t blame those dashed dreams on Disney! Forever exists&#8230; you just have to work for it&#8230; back to that &#8220;fight for it&#8221; thing. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2150104001">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2150119194">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> It&#8217;s the ability to determine the appropriateness of the &#8220;flight&#8221; aspect that screws with people, though. That&#8217;s what really sucks. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2150161479">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2150346097">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> And yes, you are ALL bad. LOLOL <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2150161479">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2150348220">#</a></li>
<li>Check me out on facebook! <a href="http://www.facebook.com/facade" rel="nofollow">http://www.facebook.com/facade</a> Ahh, I&#8217;m one of the cool kids. Sorta. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2150701131">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> Not me &#8211; I&#8217;m too lazy&#8230; and too angry to run from a good fight. lOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2150496737">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2150707577">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/TashaDoss">TashaDoss</a> Hi. My name is Skeezy. Nice to meet you. LOLOL <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2155816221">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> LOL WTF? <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2153688756">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2155824014">#</a></li>
<li>I think I&#8217;ve figured out the mystery behind #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23harpersisland">harpersisland</a> &#8211; who wants to take me up on a bet? <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2155849367">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> LOL That movie makes me miss everlasting gobstoppers. I haven&#8217;t had a good piece of candy in a long time. <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2155880454">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2155978905">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> And where&#8217;s that flyer? I&#8217;ll show you one I&#8217;ve designed, too, and maybe share some tips with ya. Go get on g-chat! <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2155880454">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2156024123">#</a></li>
<li>What do y&#8217;all know about sauna suits? <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2157272312">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> No, silly! They&#8217;re workout equipment. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2157676827">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2158130309">#</a></li>
<li>Kill BillVol 1 &amp; 2 is on Spike right now. I&#8217;m not gonna be able to watch the end of Vol 2 knowing that David Carradine isn&#8217;t with us now. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2160257653">#</a></li>
<li>Spike TV just showed a &#8220;In remembrance of David Carradine&#8221; shot in between Vols 1 &amp; 2 of Kill Bill&#8230; made me take a moment of silence. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2160472740">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/SongzYuuup">SongzYuuup</a> So&#8230; when are you coming to Miami? <a href="http://twitter.com/SongzYuuup/statuses/2160447227">in reply to SongzYuuup</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2160521886">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/epiphanygirl">epiphanygirl</a> 10 ways you KNOW you are broke. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/epiphanygirl/statuses/2160980210">in reply to epiphanygirl</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2160991381">#</a></li>
<li>I WISH someone had taken me up on my #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23harpersisland">harpersisland</a> bet. I just KNEW Wakefield went after Abby&#8217;s mom is because Abby is John&#8217;s child. Damn! <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2162465058">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/chrisfullman">chrisfullman</a> Watching it now on On Demand&#8230; is that what happens? I&#8217;m at the point where they found Beth. <a href="http://twitter.com/chrisfullman/statuses/2162610563">in reply to chrisfullman</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2162707158">#</a></li>
<li>Wait! So I just finished #harpersisland&#8230; So what, he&#8217;s been studying Wakefield&#8217;s playbook so he could copycat? Good episode! <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2162764058">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/chrisfullman">chrisfullman</a> Just finished the episode&#8230; leave that little girl alone. LOL. How is she the evil one? lolol <a href="http://twitter.com/chrisfullman/statuses/2162610563">in reply to chrisfullman</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2162780912">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks">Tiwaworks</a> Kasino night was THIS weekend? Gosh, that SUCKS. <a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks/statuses/2162527016">in reply to Tiwaworks</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2162913715">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/chrisfullman">chrisfullman</a> LMAO! If you don&#8217;t stop typing about that little girl like she&#8217;s the killer, I&#8217;m going to start poking fun at you. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/chrisfullman/statuses/2164461225">in reply to chrisfullman</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2164924101">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ramkarthik">Ramkarthik</a> I don&#8217;t think they&#8217;ve worked out all the possibilities of what they can do, yet. They certainly covered the &#8220;squatting,&#8221; tho. <a href="http://twitter.com/Ramkarthik/statuses/2164470848">in reply to Ramkarthik</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2164935994">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/CharPower">CharPower</a> Good morning, Pretty Girl! Have a cup of coffee for me, LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/CharPower/statuses/2164844135">in reply to CharPower</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2164939920">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/CharPower">CharPower</a> OMG, LOL&#8230; I&#8217;m too mad at the soup bowl of coffee for breakfast! You tryin&#8217; to get a head start on pulling an all nighter? LMAO! <a href="http://twitter.com/CharPower/statuses/2165043296">in reply to CharPower</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2165121057">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks">Tiwaworks</a> Tell &#8216;em! <a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks/statuses/2163323992">in reply to Tiwaworks</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2167773313">#</a></li>
<li>RT @copyblogger: &#8220;Big words seldom accompany good deeds.&#8221; ~Charlotte Whitton <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2167796915">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> Is Gandolfini in it? I&#8217;ll only go if he&#8217;s there. <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2167454767">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2168248998">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks">Tiwaworks</a> the only time I did that was when Immature came out with We Got It&#8230;. Lmao <a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks/statuses/2168438360">in reply to Tiwaworks</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2169440630">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/ShakaG">ShakaG</a> like read? LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/ShakaG/statuses/2168829462">in reply to ShakaG</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2169451599">#</a></li>
<li>After two days, my abs are still sore. I didn&#8217;t even go that hard on &#8216;em&#8230; or so I thought? <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2169680895">#</a></li>
<li>Pushin almost 90 lbs lost so far&#8230; y&#8217;all better hope I remember how to act after all this is done. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2170078227">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> LOL I worked it off! Trying to eat healthier and work out&#8230; and on the way that weight shot me the deuces! <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2170094068">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2170811432">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> Girl! I&#8217;m on it.. trying to get that sexiest programmer on twitter award. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2170618734">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2170856320">#</a></li>
<li>Why provide cell phones to the poor? What about something stable, like jobs and training? Always focusing on the wrong stuff. Dang. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2171331301">#</a></li>
<li>I&#8217;d rather see football on my screen than basketball. *sticking out my tongue* <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2172019421">#</a></li>
<li>Congratulations, Lakers fans! Now STFU, already. LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2173268278">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> LOL I just caught that you asked me if I needed help finding it. LOLOL <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2170094068">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2173274013">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23iremember">iremember</a> when penny candy was actually a penny&#8230; and you were livin&#8217; large with a dollar. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2173283616">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23iremember">iremember</a> When the nastiest thing little kids were doing was &#8220;Hide and Go Get It.&#8221; LOL. Not saying that I participated, though. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2173298424">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/johns2jc">johns2jc</a> Thank the lucky stars for THAT. <a href="http://twitter.com/johns2jc/statuses/2172725560">in reply to johns2jc</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2173302895">#</a></li>
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Y&#8217;all have no idea how geeked I am that #burnnotice is coming back on tomorrow night. #
In the #burnnotice season finale, when he jumps the plane, my heart always stops beating. Although I dislike music montages, it was perfect. #
RT: @Jeffery_Donovan Yesterday I spoke to my town and high school.  ... <a href="http://www.erikakendall.com/she-tweets-the-week-of-2009-06-08/" class="excmore">read more &#187;</a>]]></description>
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<li>Y&#8217;all have no idea how geeked I am that #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23burnnotice">burnnotice</a> is coming back on tomorrow night. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2025478247">#</a></li>
<li>In the #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23burnnotice">burnnotice</a> season finale, when he jumps the plane, my heart always stops beating. Although I dislike music montages, it was perfect. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2025489020">#</a></li>
<li>RT: @<a href="http://twitter.com/Jeffery_Donovan">Jeffery_Donovan</a> Yesterday I spoke to my town and high school. Donating 100k for students to pursue the Arts. Wow!!! I LOVE IT! <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2025864148">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/UGWellness">UGWellness</a> Why not do what ingredients in our foods we should avoid? Your ingisht on MSG and it&#8217;s &#8220;different names&#8221; was really compelling. <a href="http://twitter.com/UGWellness/statuses/2025956682">in reply to UGWellness</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2025989775">#</a></li>
<li>Sorry, y&#8217;all, I was lovin @<a href="http://twitter.com/SongzYuuup">SongzYuuup</a> back when cats were fawning all over Chris Brown&#8230; bet y&#8217;all regret that now, huh? LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2026437095">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/SongzYuuup">SongzYuuup</a> You should! The mixtapes are dope and that track &#8220;I Don&#8217;t Love You&#8221; is among my favorites. Keep it up and I&#8217;ll always buy. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/SongzYuuup/statuses/2026456109">in reply to SongzYuuup</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2026480824">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/jayneonimoore">jayneonimoore</a> Tu parles francais? Je parle un peu. And I DO mean un peu. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/jayneonimoore/statuses/2026458184">in reply to jayneonimoore</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2026488545">#</a></li>
<li>&#8220;We&#8217;re human&#8230; broken parts put together until they break again..&#8221; &#8212; The Cleaner <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2026514001">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/jayneonimoore">jayneonimoore</a> C&#8217;est bon! I took 3 years of French years ago. I really wish I kept it up. Might pick up the Rosetta Stone. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/jayneonimoore/statuses/2026509823">in reply to jayneonimoore</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2026534179">#</a></li>
<li>RT @Maddie_14: &#8220;Youtube, twitter, and facebook will merge into one super time wasting website called YouTwitface&#8221; Conan O&#8217;Brien <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2026741133">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AinHD">AinHD</a> Drewbie! <a href="http://twitter.com/AinHD/statuses/2029526881">in reply to AinHD</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2029563484">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/bowwow614">bowwow614</a> There&#8217;s Fl. Memorial Univ in Miami, Bethune-Cookman in Daytona, FAMU, Edward-Waters, Miles, all blk schools in FL. Check &#8216;em out. <a href="http://twitter.com/bowwow614/statuses/2035730052">in reply to bowwow614</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2037653790">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> PS2, but I think I&#8217;m going to figure out how to get it on my laptop. Would love to steal cars when I travel. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2034981002">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2047644107">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911">JDot1911</a> I&#8217;m trying to get him to &#8220;YO&#8221; y&#8217;all in a song. I&#8217;m just looking out for the Nupes, honey. LOLOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/JDot1911/statuses/2039029263">in reply to JDot1911</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2047651222">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ariafya">Ariafya</a> LOL &#8216;Cause you know he&#8217;s not reading or paying attention to that group by any means &#8211; in fact, I think he frowns upon fb. <a href="http://twitter.com/Ariafya/statuses/2039858679">in reply to Ariafya</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2047667504">#</a></li>
<li>Twitter? Down for a WHOLE hour? Whatever will we DO with ourselves? <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2047834012">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AinHD">AinHD</a> How&#8217;ve you been? Believe it or not, I&#8217;m considering the vegan lifestyle&#8230; just had my &#8220;Big Cheese Sendoff&#8221; last night. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/AinHD/statuses/2030404605">in reply to AinHD</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2047874062">#</a></li>
<li>LOL @ RT @bowwow614: if i went to college n pledged id be a nupe kappa! u already know <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2047891681">#</a></li>
<li>The GTA Vice City soundtrack is the bomb. I LOVE listening to &#8220;Summer Madness.&#8221; <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2047898793">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/chriscoyier">chriscoyier</a> Nice work! <a href="http://twitter.com/chriscoyier/statuses/2048180896">in reply to chriscoyier</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2048205810">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/epiphanygirl">epiphanygirl</a> That&#8217;s not embarrassing! That&#8217;s how you know you&#8217;ve got that crossover appeal.. music that everyone likes. <a href="http://twitter.com/epiphanygirl/statuses/2048080827">in reply to epiphanygirl</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2048216956">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Jeffrey_Donovan">Jeffrey_Donovan</a> The premiere was AWESOME! Do you do all your own stunts? <a href="http://twitter.com/Jeffrey_Donovan/statuses/2047799680">in reply to Jeffrey_Donovan</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2048226367">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> Nice! Is there a PC version of VC too? or no? <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2048454568">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2049390310">#</a></li>
<li>So tell me, y&#8217;all&#8230; do fitness DVDs work? A friend of minegot me Jillian Michaels&#8217; 90-Day Shred, and I&#8217;m wondering if it&#8217;s worth the time. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2049409847">#</a></li>
<li>I&#8217;ve got my Kill Bill on right now, and can only get sad. It&#8217;s gonna be awful watching that five point exploding heart technique at the end. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2049495487">#</a></li>
<li>&#8220;Chess, Mr. McDougal, is a beautiful game&#8230; but trading pawns is not going to win you a match.&#8221; &#8211; The Cleaner <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2051076303">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> I think I found a good version! I&#8217;ll post with the results when I figure it out, LOL. Thank you <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2049560346">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2051138162">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> See, I don&#8217;t know &#8211; I think that if the important thing is activity, wouldn&#8217;t the videos help if you commit to them? <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2049678343">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2051149157">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> Oh, I am TOTALLY looking forward to busting out on a rampage every now and again. I&#8217;d get a netbook just for that. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2051248825">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2051500804">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ariafya">Ariafya</a> Really, I think you need to leave the fb group alone. The internet is a place that allows for people to be meaner than necessary&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/Ariafya/statuses/2049766299">in reply to Ariafya</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2051513914">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ariafya">Ariafya</a> &#8230;and that fb group is no different. You know liberals are a snarky bunch. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/Ariafya/statuses/2049766299">in reply to Ariafya</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2051520480">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> True! But what about people with limited resources? Or maybe if you&#8217;re switching it up? LOL Can they really all suck? LOLOL <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2051267183">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2051541039">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/dannysullivan">dannysullivan</a> Now, if only you&#8217;d come and organize my junk desk, we could BOTH be happy. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/dannysullivan/statuses/2051531787">in reply to dannysullivan</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2051553185">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> I keep hearing about this death of autotune thing&#8230; I&#8217;m just mad lazy about finding out what&#8217;s going on. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2051334990">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2051564684">#</a></li>
<li>Playing with my twitter is like playing with my emotions. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2051577353">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> Shawty, just tell me it&#8217;s not Jay in autotune. I might need to get the kleenex ready. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2051613806">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2051700773">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Ariafya">Ariafya</a> It is&#8230; I just don&#8217;t think I can take seeing someone being honest and getting railroaded for it. Will you let it go? For me? <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/Ariafya/statuses/2051606184">in reply to Ariafya</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2051705333">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> Praise Lyrical Jesus for that, then. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2051719836">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2051729890">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> LOL Remind me to never buy you a fitness dvd for your birthday. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2051755005">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2051785353">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> Very good suggestions, though. You give a lot to think about. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2051755005">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2051798011">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/RadioRah">RadioRah</a> When on Earth are you coming to Miami?! <a href="http://twitter.com/RadioRah/statuses/2051796743">in reply to RadioRah</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2051837858">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> You&#8217;re right, but its not always money. I&#8217;m a healthnut, just trying to convince myself that a fitness dvd is worth the quick look. <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2051846799">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2051871863">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> Booooooooo! That ain&#8217;t free! LOL! It&#8217;s costing you SOMETHING LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2051926150">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2052299058">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks">Tiwaworks</a> We all will &#8211; coming from Miami! Can&#8217;t help but wonder how poor the attendance will be at the other one, tho. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks/statuses/2052325092">in reply to Tiwaworks</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2052498240">#</a></li>
<li>Okay &#8211; who can recommend a WP plugin that formats syntax AND has that feature that expands the box for long lines of code? <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2055813814">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks">Tiwaworks</a> Oh, don&#8217;t even worry &#8211; a mutual friend of ours told me the story and I tell EVERYONE who asks. I don&#8217;t like when they try&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks/statuses/2055104433">in reply to Tiwaworks</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2055824676">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks">Tiwaworks</a> &#8230;that kind of stuff, and my chapter and I would NEVER support a group that operated that way. Real talk. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks/statuses/2055104433">in reply to Tiwaworks</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2055835995">#</a></li>
<li>Let me try that again &#8211; who has a #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23wordpress">wordpress</a> plugin that formats syntax AND expands the box for long lines of code onhover? <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2055881473">#</a></li>
<li>Just soft-launched <a href="http://www.deltaeta1954.com/" rel="nofollow">http://www.deltaeta1954.com/</a> &#8211; that silly calendar is killing me in IE. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2055952021">#</a></li>
<li>It&#8217;s raining so hard outside that visibility is literally down to a third of a mile. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2056143116">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/CharPower">CharPower</a> I&#8217;m still mad that we have to do it and its federally mandated, at that? WTF? LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/CharPower/statuses/2056631132">in reply to CharPower</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2056679768">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/CharPower">CharPower</a> But I don&#8217;t ever remember any of that natural progression being forced upon us by the gov&#8217;t, you know? It sounds more like&#8230; <a href="http://twitter.com/CharPower/statuses/2056733254">in reply to CharPower</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2056851859">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/CharPower">CharPower</a> &#8230;the cable companies have deeper pockets than the DVD market. I don&#8217;t mind change, but I prefer choice. <a href="http://twitter.com/CharPower/statuses/2056733254">in reply to CharPower</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2056859471">#</a></li>
<li>RT: @<a href="http://twitter.com/StarJonesEsq">StarJonesEsq</a> “Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space.” <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2056870093">#</a></li>
<li>Changing WordPress Excerpts w/o Changing Your Theme: Removing the Ellipses and Adding Permalinks: <a href="http://bit.ly/wpexcerpts" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/wpexcerpts</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2056887484">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Jubilance1922">Jubilance1922</a> You better get that u-pillow! LOL! <a href="http://twitter.com/Jubilance1922/statuses/2056888485">in reply to Jubilance1922</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2056891830">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> Heyyy&#8230;. let me check that out! <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2057023810">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2057099178">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/TinyDancer500">TinyDancer500</a> You remember the Sesame Street cartoon of the pinball machine that counted to twelve? What was that name? <a href="http://twitter.com/TinyDancer500/statuses/2057056330">in reply to TinyDancer500</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2057134442">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/TinyDancer500">TinyDancer500</a> Wow! I never knew that was the Pointer Sisters! That makes it even more special! <a href="http://twitter.com/TinyDancer500/statuses/2057264677">in reply to TinyDancer500</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2057887943">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/TinyDancer500">TinyDancer500</a> Sesame Street: &#8220;Pinball Number Count&#8221; (see rel vids 4 more) <a href="http://bit.ly/CRqSk" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/CRqSk</a> transcript/links <a href="http://bit.ly/qNHn1" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/qNHn1</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2057890839">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/TinyDancer500">TinyDancer500</a> It is! I got emotional watching that LOL. I wonder who else of my childhood favs hung out on the street. <a href="http://twitter.com/TinyDancer500/statuses/2059174101">in reply to TinyDancer500</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2059259355">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/TinyDancer500">TinyDancer500</a> I get to enjoy them all over again now that I have a little one of my own. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/TinyDancer500/statuses/2059174101">in reply to TinyDancer500</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2059263954">#</a></li>
<li>RT: @<a href="http://twitter.com/spam">spam</a> Don&#8217;t believe the hype &amp; sign up for &#8220;get followers fast!&#8221; programs. They can be scams that steal your username and password! <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2059344760">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/ShakaG">ShakaG</a> Did you just see my most recent tweet about those followers-fast signup things? LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/ShakaG/statuses/2059344815">in reply to ShakaG</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2059359013">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/ShakaG">ShakaG</a> Aw, that sucks! I thought of you when I saw the notice, so I wanted to be sure you knew. lol. <a href="http://twitter.com/ShakaG/statuses/2059414030">in reply to ShakaG</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2059867929">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/TinyDancer500">TinyDancer500</a> Well, I&#8217;m going to need to hang with you and enjoy some good old school times on the Street every now and again! <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/TinyDancer500/statuses/2059606910">in reply to TinyDancer500</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2059883780">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23harpersisland">harpersisland</a> irks the daylights out of me, but I can&#8217;t turn away! If something happened to that little girl, I&#8217;m throwing a fit! <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2060087818">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/goreplz">goreplz</a> No, and I don&#8217;t think she will&#8230; but I AM angry that they&#8217;d write this BS in the script &#8211; risk the little girl&#8217;s life? <a href="http://twitter.com/goreplz/statuses/2059998863">in reply to goreplz</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2060176580">#</a></li>
<li>Wait, so is the Harper&#8217;s Island hashtag #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23harpersisland">harpersisland</a> or #harpersglobe? <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2060188469">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/TinyDancer500">TinyDancer500</a> I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever seen that! Dang! <a href="http://twitter.com/TinyDancer500/statuses/2059959603">in reply to TinyDancer500</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2060194812">#</a></li>
<li>This show is like my fav train wreck&#8230; shouldn&#8217;t be watching, can&#8217;t turn away! #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23harpersglobe">harpersglobe</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23harpersisland">harpersisland</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2060244956">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/marshaambrosius">marshaambrosius</a> I said a lonnnnnnng time ago that you and The Roots need to do a song together.. hint hint! <a href="http://twitter.com/marshaambrosius/statuses/2060271854">in reply to marshaambrosius</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2060415285">#</a></li>
<li>I see now why they compare #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23harpersisland">harpersisland</a> to Ten Little Indians &#8211; in TLI, someone was faking to seem innocent. That HAS to be the case here. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2060472192">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/TerrenceJ106">TerrenceJ106</a> Rum punch my boy brought from Barbados and mandarin orange juice. I&#8217;m exotic wit&#8217; it tonight! <a href="http://twitter.com/TerrenceJ106/statuses/2060943609">in reply to TerrenceJ106</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2061252389">#</a></li>
<li>I want to take the baby for a walk to the grocery&#8230; but I KNOW it&#8217;s going to storm. Do I risk it? <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2065293368">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/copyblogger">copyblogger</a> If it&#8217;s in accordance with your actions, don&#8217;t you &#8211; by default &#8211; have that control over your brand? <a href="http://twitter.com/copyblogger/statuses/2065123453">in reply to copyblogger</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2065311401">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks">Tiwaworks</a> How you gonna complain about &#8220;TMI&#8221; topics in tweets and mention the actual TMI stuff in your complaint&#8230; in a tweet? LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks/statuses/2064990739">in reply to Tiwaworks</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2065321574">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks">Tiwaworks</a> Oh lawd, I probably don&#8217;t wanna know then. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks/statuses/2065347660">in reply to Tiwaworks</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2065814866">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/shanelleg">shanelleg</a> Dang, ol&#8217; girl couldn&#8217;t even get ones that fit. LOLOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/shanelleg/statuses/2066077844">in reply to shanelleg</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2066263889">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> We need to talk about those shoes on your twitter background real quick. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2066512386">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2066549529">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Chris_Gorham">Chris_Gorham</a> Can you at least tell us how closely the end of #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23harpersisland">harpersisland</a> resembles the Agatha Christie book? *evil grin* <a href="http://twitter.com/Chris_Gorham/statuses/2066062627">in reply to Chris_Gorham</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2066733470">#</a></li>
<li>Who out there will be watching A&amp;E&#8217;s &#8220;The Cleaner&#8221; on the 24th? It&#8217;s a little hard to watch because of the subject matter, but it is deep. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2067095938">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/_huny">_huny</a> They are TOO hot. Now&#8230; let&#8217;s go find someone to buy &#8216;em for me. LOLOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/_huny/statuses/2066612530">in reply to _huny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2067105317">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/TraBoogie">TraBoogie</a> Glad you&#8217;re back! &#8220;The Cleaner&#8221; is about a man who believe his calling from above is to cure people from their addictions&#8230;. <a href="http://twitter.com/TraBoogie/statuses/2067210174">in reply to TraBoogie</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2067235480">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/TraBoogie">TraBoogie</a> He uses extremely unorthodox methods to get &#8216;em done, though, and that&#8217;s the interesting part. &#8220;The Cleaner&#8221; is on On Demand now. <a href="http://twitter.com/TraBoogie/statuses/2067210174">in reply to TraBoogie</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2067243029">#</a></li>
<li>Argh&#8230; okay, I&#8217;m taking the Heathen for a walk to the grocery. If it starts pouring while we&#8217;re out, I&#8217;m going to swear. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2067259381">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/TraBoogie">TraBoogie</a> It is&#8230; you learn a lot about people and the demons they&#8217;re fighting &#8211; gambling, bulimia, prescription pills, etc. Very deep. <a href="http://twitter.com/TraBoogie/statuses/2067260230">in reply to TraBoogie</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2068236971">#</a></li>
<li>Talk about Brazilian hospitality: Went to the grocery &amp; got caught in the rain&#8230; fellow in line behind me gave me a ride home! <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2068247435">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57">AM_T57</a> I think so&#8230; I think being in the south (even though it IS Miami) might&#8217;ve rubbed off on him, though. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/AM_T57/statuses/2068283175">in reply to AM_T57</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2068666501">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/SongzYuuup">SongzYuuup</a> There&#8217;s more than enough of those here in Miami&#8230; hint hint! <a href="http://twitter.com/SongzYuuup/statuses/2068558669">in reply to SongzYuuup</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2068708519">#</a></li>
<li>Ashamed to admit it, but I love The Mole and would love for it to come back. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2068715136">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/femaleprodigy">femaleprodigy</a> Okay, that is just TOO adorable! <a href="http://twitter.com/FemaleProdigy/statuses/2066978630">in reply to FemaleProdigy</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2068896614">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/SmarterCEO">SmarterCEO</a> Not anymore&#8230;LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/SmarterCEO/statuses/2068960310">in reply to SmarterCEO</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2068980544">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/tiwaworks">tiwaworks</a> You running something in Miami in September? <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2069569137">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks">Tiwaworks</a> Wait&#8230; so you&#8217;re not affiliated &#8211; in any way &#8211; with the greek picnic thing that&#8217;s being held in Miami? Any of your staff, maybe? <a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks/statuses/2070001882">in reply to Tiwaworks</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2071509143">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/TraBoogie">TraBoogie</a> I forgot to add&#8230; good luck with the business planning! Looking forward to that! <a href="http://twitter.com/TraBoogie/statuses/2066589150">in reply to TraBoogie</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2071530725">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/missatheena">missatheena</a> Ahem! <a href="http://twitter.com/missatheena/statuses/2071657839">in reply to missatheena</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2071675934">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks">Tiwaworks</a> I was told that they&#8217;re claiming to be with you&#8230; and they&#8217;re coming out here and doing my city ALL wrong. I said I&#8217;d ask. LOL <a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks/statuses/2071742993">in reply to Tiwaworks</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2071774652">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks">Tiwaworks</a> The mutual friends we have speak highly of you, so I figured it&#8217;d be no thing to ask. <a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks/statuses/2071742993">in reply to Tiwaworks</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2071785637">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks">Tiwaworks</a> Nosy. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Tell your folks to stop using your name if they&#8217;re going to play dirty in another city. That ain&#8217;t how it works. <a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks/statuses/2071803191">in reply to Tiwaworks</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2071864065">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/missatheena">missatheena</a> I&#8217;m alive and that&#8217;s more than I could ask for, lol. How are you? Happy to see you tweeting! <a href="http://twitter.com/missatheena/statuses/2071853477">in reply to missatheena</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2071877719">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks">Tiwaworks</a> Yep&#8230; running down here trying to piggyback off the ATLGP, and trying to run game on my Prophytes, which I don&#8217;t like. <a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks/statuses/2071891050">in reply to Tiwaworks</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2071901506">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/missatheena">missatheena</a> I knooooooow&#8230; it&#8217;s a doggone shame. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/missatheena/statuses/2071934710">in reply to missatheena</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2071949378">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks">Tiwaworks</a> Aight, now&#8230; I&#8217;ma hold you to that. LOL. Just got off phone with my Pro now.. we can clear it up easy. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/Tiwaworks/statuses/2071945482">in reply to Tiwaworks</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2071974851">#</a></li>
<li>@<a href="http://twitter.com/epiphanygirl">epiphanygirl</a> All of a sudden, you can&#8217;t make plans together&#8230; you have to kidnap them to make them kick it with you. LOL. <a href="http://twitter.com/epiphanygirl/statuses/2071994527">in reply to epiphanygirl</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/inetespionage/statuses/2072013036">#</a></li>
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		<title>Changing WordPress Excerpts Without Changing Your Theme: Getting Rid of The Ellipses and Adding Permalinks</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the bigger things that I was all too happy to get rid of were the ellipses and brackets that you get from <code>the_excerpt</code>. I know, I know, it's technically proper grammatical form to have brackets and ellipses (a la "[...]") to denote an excerpt. I get it. It just... it's always driven me up the wall to see on my sites. You'd like to get rid of it, yes?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not even gonna talk about how long it&#8217;s been since I&#8217;ve written here. Yes, yes, I&#8217;m ashamed. I&#8217;m working toward doing better though, if it means anything. </p>
<p>In the downtime from the blog, I&#8217;ve spent a lot of time working with WordPress and having fun completely freaking it out to do what I like. One of the bigger things that I was all too happy to get rid of were the ellipses and brackets that you get from <code>the_excerpt</code>. I know, I know, it&#8217;s technically proper grammatical form to have brackets and ellipses (a la &#8220;[...]&#8220;) to denote an excerpt. I get it. It just&#8230; it&#8217;s always driven me up the wall to see on my sites. You&#8217;d like to get rid of it, yes? Check it out:</p>

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</pre></td><td class="code"><pre class="php" style="font-family:monospace;"><span style="color: #000000; font-weight: bold;">function</span> hype_trim_excerpt<span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #000088;">$text</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#123;</span>
	<span style="color: #000000; font-weight: bold;">global</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$post</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
	<span style="color: #b1b100;">if</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">''</span> <span style="color: #339933;">==</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$text</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#123;</span>
		<span style="color: #000088;">$text</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> get_the_content<span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">''</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
		<span style="color: #000088;">$text</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> apply_filters<span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">'the_content'</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$text</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
		<span style="color: #000088;">$text</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">str_replace</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">']]&amp;gt;'</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">']]&amp;gt;'</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$text</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
		<span style="color: #000088;">$text</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">preg_replace</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">'@&amp;lt;script[^&amp;gt;]*?&amp;gt;.*?&amp;lt;/script&amp;gt;@si'</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">''</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$text</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
		<span style="color: #000088;">$text</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">strip_tags</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #000088;">$text</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">'&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;'</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
		<span style="color: #000088;">$excerpt_length</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #cc66cc;">24</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
		<span style="color: #000088;">$words</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">explode</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">' '</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$text</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$excerpt_length</span> <span style="color: #339933;">+</span> <span style="color: #cc66cc;">1</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
		<span style="color: #b1b100;">if</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #990000;">count</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #000088;">$words</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">&amp;</span>gt<span style="color: #339933;">;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$excerpt_length</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#123;</span>
			<span style="color: #990000;">array_pop</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #000088;">$words</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
			<span style="color: #990000;">array_push</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #000088;">$words</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">' ... &amp;lt;a href=&quot;'</span><span style="color: #339933;">.</span> get_permalink<span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span> <span style="color: #339933;">.</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">'&quot; class=&quot;more&quot;&amp;gt;read more &amp;raquo;&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;'</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
			<span style="color: #000088;">$text</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">implode</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">' '</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$words</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
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	<span style="color: #b1b100;">return</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$text</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
<span style="color: #009900;">&#125;</span>
remove_filter<span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">'get_the_excerpt'</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">'wp_trim_excerpt'</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
add_filter<span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">'get_the_excerpt'</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">'hype_trim_excerpt'</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span></pre></td></tr></table></div>

<p>What does this do for you? This creates a function that strips the brackets and ellipses from your excerpts, allows you to change the length of your excerpts, and adds a &#8220;read more&#8221; link to the end of your post with the class of <code>more</code>. It also does NOT strip your <code>p</code> tags. </p>
<p>The best thing about this is that it all takes place in your functions.php file. If your theme doesn&#8217;t have one, you can create one &#8211; just be sure to add the <code>&lt;?</code> on the first line of the file (pasting the excerpt code on the line beneath it), and add <code>?&gt;</code> on the line directly after. So, yes &#8211; all of this takes place without modifying your theme&#8217;s template pages at all.</p>
<p>Two things you should pay special attention to, though. 1) take a look at <code>$excerpt_length = 24;</code> in the code. You have the ability to elongate or shorten your excerpts by changing the value of 24 to whatever you may desire. Secondly, take a look at <code>array_push($words, ' ... &lt;a href="'. get_permalink() . '" class="more"&gt;read more &raquo;&lt;/a&gt;');</code> &#8211; this is where you can customize the text that offers the &#8220;read more&#8221; teaser. Yes, there&#8217;s the &#8220;more&#8221; that WP offers, but I always felt some kinda way about it not being on the same line as the text. It felt a little too disjointed for my tastes. </p>
<p>Hopefully, this will help anyone with a little knowledge of PHP and a lot of need to change the way excerpts look in WP. If there&#8217;s anyone out there with better suggestions, options providing more flexibility, or questions about different pieces of the code, I demand that you share! That&#8217;s right, I said it &#8211; I demand it. LOL.</p>
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		<title>The Life and Times of Freelancing: Surviving The Holidays</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:27:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erika</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I know, I know, I suck at this blogging thing. The fact of the matter is &#8211; and I&#8217;m sure plenty of other net professionals out there will understand when I say this &#8211; that the holidays suck for us. We&#8217;re not receiving a big check from some corporation who  ... <a href="http://www.erikakendall.com/the-life-and-times-of-freelancing-surviving-the-holidays/" class="excmore">read more &#187;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know, I know, I suck at this blogging thing. The fact of the matter is &#8211; and I&#8217;m sure plenty of other net professionals out there will understand when I say this &#8211; that the holidays suck for us. We&#8217;re not receiving a big check from some corporation who pays their employees a regular salary. Our income depends wholly on how much we work, what kind of work we do, and how much of our asses we&#8217;re willing to bust. </p>
<p>I have, effectively, busted every inch of mine. Great visual, I know, but I&#8217;ve been spending every waking moment &#8211; and if you could see me at 4 in the morning, you&#8217;d think I spent every sleeping moment &#8211; working in preparation for the holidays. Why? Because I know what&#8217;s coming.  </p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been full-time freelancing for longer than I&#8217;m willing to openly admit, but the biggest (and ultimately, the hardest) lesson you can learn is how to insulate yourself from the problems that the holiday season can bring you. What are those problems, you ask? </p>
<h3>The Well Runs Dry</h3>
<p>Everyone&#8217;s gearing up for <a href="http://www.blackfriday.info/">Black Friday</a>. Preparing for holiday travel. Buying up the grocery stores in preparation for the Big Thursday Fat Fest (also known to a couple of people as Thanksgiving.) In other words, they&#8217;re not thinking about you. They, in general, are focusing on family as opposed to websites and online marketing and all that other good stuff. There isn&#8217;t anything wrong with that. [We all should spend a little time with our families to remind ourselves of how important it is to spend as much time as possible <s>away from them</s> working. Kidding, I swear.] It&#8217;s just rough on the pocket of the freelancer who also wants to gear up for Black Friday, prepare for holiday travel, and buy up the grocery stores in preparation for Fat Football Thursday. </p>
<h3>The Rats Come Out</h3>
<p>Say you DO get a slew of clients around this time of year. Awesome! Buuuut&#8230;. projects start coming to a screeching halt. Why? All of a sudden, the client hasn&#8217;t properly managed their funds, and before you know it, they&#8217;re trying to &#8220;cancel&#8221; your project. Before you go into WTF mode, you thank your lucky stars for your contract. But really, what does it mean for you if you were counting on having that money for something in particular? What does it mean for you when now you have to figure out how to make up for the time and money you&#8217;ve lost? What do you do at that point? Furthermore, what about the ones that just disappear on you and avoid you until after they&#8217;re gotten their financial situation in order? </p>
<h3>The Rats Come Out, Eat Your Food, Pee On Your Carpet, &#038; Bite You</h3>
<p>As if a client who tells you up front that they won&#8217;t be able to continue the project isn&#8217;t bad enough. What about the ones that insist on making your life a living hell, thus resulting in two situations: 1) either they try to nitpick the project into &#8220;Freelancer, you suck at developing my project and I want to take my money elsewhere&#8221; or 2) they bully you into breaking up with them. What makes this worse than the previous situation? This one is hell bent on demoralizing you and making you feel like crap all so that they don&#8217;t feel bad about not having the money to complete the project. They demean your position as their developer, crack jokes on your abilities to do your job (although they&#8217;re the one who hired you in most cases), even insult you and just outright act a damn fool in order to get you to break up with them. It leaves a scar, because it forces the developer to constantly consider whether or not it truly was their fault or if the client was just being outrageous. </p>
<p>Now, don&#8217;t get me wrong. I&#8217;m not offering up excuses for why things fall apart. Sometimes, the developer does suck. Sometimes, the relationship just shouldn&#8217;t exist (we&#8217;ve all had one of those, holidays or not.) And sometimes, we really do need to assess whether our plan of action is succeeding or failing us in getting things done the way our clients need. But the holidays &#8211; coupled with the current state of the American economy &#8211; is most likely to bring these folks out of the woodwork, and you need to be prepared. What have I learned? </p>
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<div>Save your doggone money: No, really. I&#8217;m serious. Considering how the average American simply doesn&#8217;t save money, I&#8217;m sure this one applies to you. A benefit of freelancing is that the pace is a lot quicker than that of the average commuter. You can go directly to those in need, tell them you offer that service, and boom. You don&#8217;t, necessarily, &#8220;lose your job.&#8221; But if you&#8217;re without work, you can go get it. Sometimes quickly, sometimes&#8230; well, not so. Keep a stash of a couple of month&#8217;s expenses stored away so that you can use that when times are extra hard &#8211; like the holidays. Suze Orman usually recommends 6-8mos worth of expenses, but I realize that that can be hard for some of us. Just work to protect yourselves financially.</div>
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<div>Be wary of your potential client pool: Projects that seem particularly risky, clients who don&#8217;t seem wholly sure of themselves in presenting their ideas, and people who are rushing you to create something for making money online? No offense, but they&#8217;re not the kinds of projects that you want to stack yourself up with around this time of year. Stick to solid organizations, established clients, [some] referrals, and people you trust. If you can&#8217;t bear to set aside or decline a project, take it &#8212; just don&#8217;t stack your income pool with these kinds of projects.
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<div>Maintain your sanity: I think this one is the most important. I don&#8217;t know about anyone else, but I can easily sit in front of my desk working for hours on end and not even think about moving. I can also, just as easily, stay in my house for days on end without thinking about jumping in that car. When you get locked into a world like that, it&#8217;s easy to lose sight of what&#8217;s most important to you and maintain your motivation. Take time away from the desk. What do I do? I take my daughter to the park. Spend some time with my significant other and debate and <s>sleep through movies</s> watch movies with him. I go to the beach and <s>sketch layouts</s> enjoy the sand. I take a weekend and go travel somewhere. Understand that &#8220;me&#8221; time is just as important as the time you spend at your desk.</div>
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<p>Are these hard and fast rules? No, but they&#8217;re definitely tried and true solutions to real problems that we all face, have faced, will face. This time of year is supposed to be jovial, exciting, and pleasant&#8230; and I&#8217;m truly hoping for the best for all of us. It doesn&#8217;t change the fact that we all need to prepare ourselves for some shady dealings during this time of year and do our best to prepare ourselves for it. I mean, really&#8230; I&#8217;d rather have you not have rats at all, than have to spend your time laying out traps. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:13:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erika</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="wp-caption-text">He's sad about your website... and so am I.</p>
<p>One of my favorite posts to write so far, 10 Reasons Why Your Website Kinda Sucks, touched on the first 5 of ten reasons why I think a lot of websites &#8211; while often a valiant attempt from the developer to  ... <a href="http://www.erikakendall.com/10-reasons-why-your-website-kinda-sucks-part-2/" class="excmore">read more &#187;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_143" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/frustration.jpg"><img src="http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/frustration.jpg" alt="He&#039;s sad about your website... and so am I." title="frustration" width="500" height="188" class="size-full wp-image-143" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">He's sad about your website... and so am I.</p></div>
<p>One of my favorite posts to write so far,<a href="http://www.erikakendall.com/10-reasons-why-your-website-kinda-sucks/"> 10 Reasons Why Your Website Kinda Sucks</a>, touched on the first 5 of ten reasons why I think a lot of websites &ndash; while often a valiant attempt from the developer to do something good for their client &ndash; miss the mark. Like, 6 feet away from the mark. </p>
<p>I tried to set this up so that in the first half, things that were more basic online marketing over design were discussed. What affects your visitors&#8217; perception of who you are and what you do.. those elements needed to be bunched together much like the ones I&#8217;m about to mention now. As usual, this stuff places the responsibility of the success of the website on the shoulders of the developer. We&#8217;re the ones that are supposed to be knowledgeable about these kinds of things, right? Current on our market, familiar with our clients&#8217; particular niche, and able to provide our client with their legitimate requests and desires&#8230; even if we&#8217;re not quite able to do it ourselves. </p>
<p>This time, let&#8217;s talk about the core stuff. The stuff that is more design-focused. The core of what we do&#8230; the basics. Here are the last 5 reasons why I believe that most websites &mdash; including my own &mdash; kinda, well, suck. </p>
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<div>Misusing Stuff &mdash; I think the easiest way to explain this one would be to reference the Standards-Compliant world&#8217;s favorite reference: </p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Tables are for tabular data!&#8221; </p></blockquote>
<p>When we build websites, we&#8217;re expected to do it the fast way. The &#8220;economical&#8221; way. Our expectations of ourselves should demand that we also do it the right way. So that means no cheating and using flash for your fancy shmancy menus &#8211; step your game up and start studying the <a href="http://www.cssplay.co.uk/menus/">CSSPlay</a> menu bank. No more flash for your fancy shmancy slideshows. Step your game up and go with a <a href="http://zendold.lojcomm.com.br/icarousel/">slideshow</a> ran by one of those <a href="http://mootools.net/">incredible JavaScript frameworks</a>. No more cheating and using one big image for your navigation. Step your game up and start learning about <a href="http://css-tricks.com/css-sprites-what-they-are-why-theyre-cool-and-how-to-use-them/">CSS Sprites</a> (or even <a href="http://www.wakeuplater.com/website-building/use-your-own-fonts-a-simple-sifr-guide.aspx">sIFR</a>, if you muuuuuuust use Flash.) <sup>[1]</sup></div>
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<div>Too Trendy &mdash; Somewhere between Apple and ADD, the &#8220;Oooh look, shiny&#8221; website trend was born. When I think of trends, I think of fashion&#8230; and I&#8217;m sure you know people who follow too closely to fashion trends. It&#8217;s like one year, everything is flared jeans and the next year, straight legs. And your people who follow fashion trends like it&#8217;s their job&#8230; they ditch the old clothes and rush out to spend their money on something new. Let&#8217;s face it. In this day and age (and as an American with clients who&#8217;ve run to me aiming to start making money online because they&#8217;ve lost their jobs), a lot of clients can&#8217;t afford to shell out money on redesigns to keep up with those trends. </p>
<div id="attachment_144" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/kool-aid.jpg"><img src="http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/kool-aid.jpg" alt="Stop drinking the kool-aid... leave the trends alone!" title="kool-aid" width="500" height="211" class="size-full wp-image-144" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Stop drinking the kool-aid... leave the trends alone!</p></div>
<p> Of course, we should always be looking to create our own sense of style, but it&#8217;s tough when a client is pushing to &#8220;just clone this.&#8221; If nothing else, develop a style that borrows lightly from trend, but in a manner that can last beyond it. As the current aversion to &#8220;oooh shiny web design&#8221; syndrome is brewing, you can already see how the more well-received designs are moving beyond stickers and glass buttons and &#8220;<a href="http://www.gmail.com">BETA</a>.&#8221; Help safeguard your client from feeling that they need a redesign in a few months.</div>
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<div>Forgetting Your Audience &mdash; I think this one is kind of funny. I was recently researching websites for pick up artists. It&#8217;s already tough to be in that field and not be seen as misogynistic (sorry, but it&#8217;s true), but most of the websites that I saw didn&#8217;t help that perception. Not properly understanding who you&#8217;re designing for is a major pitfall. Understand who you&#8217;re targeting &#8211; go where the popular spots are for people seeking dating advice. See what works for those websites and try to figure out why. Determine how well those things would work for your client, and then incorporate it into your own style and make it better for your client. </p>
<p>To round out that example: if pick-up artists have clients who are already slightly embarrassed that they are seeking out these kinds of services, already a little insecure and feeling kinda lonely, don&#8217;t inundate them with images of &#8220;sexy girls in suggestive poses&#8221; and Rico Suave over there holding a martini glass like he&#8217;s the major player. That doesn&#8217;t appeal, and it won&#8217;t work. Do a little more digging. [Charge for it, but your client will 100% make up for the difference.]</p></div>
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<div>Readability &mdash; Now, I swapped this in for something else&#8230; partially because I got a couple of comments in the other half of this post about MY type being illegible. Damn it, I&#8217;d like to think my posts are pretty decent and I hate that my message got lost in someone&#8217;s inability to read it. Can you imagine how sucky that might be for your client? </p>
<div id="attachment_145" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/tiny-font.jpg"><img src="http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/tiny-font.jpg" alt="Read my text! Oh, wait... " title="tiny-font" width="500" height="211" class="size-full wp-image-145" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Read my text! Oh, wait... </p></div>
<p>Now, I can modify my own CSS (and I hear you, guys, I&#8217;m all over it) but can your clients? <a href="http://www.hostway.com/docs/survey/petpeeves.html">How long will it be before they get a complaint?</a> How many potential customers must they sacrifice before they become aware of the problem? This also goes for color schemes&#8230; something I&#8217;ve also done. Luckily, this one is much easier than font sizes in different browser/OS combinations. Run the page through the <a href="http://juicystudio.com/services/colourcontrast.php">Color Contrast Analyzer</a>. </div>
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<div>Undefined Elements &mdash; This is something that I see mostly in blogs. When you have a lot of information from different posts all bunched together in one big blob, how does the average user distinguish what applies to where? I recently visited a blog that had such a piss-poor sense of organization, that I couldn&#8217;t even tell which post the dates applied to. I mean, no clear effort or consideration was given to the visitor. Think about people who think Photoshop is a verb, not a noun &#8211; people who don&#8217;t understand web design or structure. All they know is that the pretty stuff shows up on the page, and you read it. Make life easy for them. <a href="http://www.usabilitypost.com/2008/09/24/use-whitespace-to-indicate-relationships-between-content-elements/">Use gratuitous white space.</a> </div>
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<p>Having said all this, I think there is one bottom line that is undeniable. These are definitely my opinions, and as I&#8217;ve been freelancing for several years&#8230; I&#8217;m not exempt. Sometimes, I look at websites that I&#8217;ve done for my first clients and I cringe&#8230; wondering if it would be good web karma to offer a redesign. However&#8230; that bottom line needs to be that you&#8217;re fulfilling the desires and needs of your client equally. If your client wants you to duplicate Apple&#8217;s website, let them know how often Apple actually redesigns that home page. Put your skills of persuasion to work and show them some more effective designs from your favorite inspiration galleries. You need to make it your business to give the client what they want, while ensuring that they have what they need. That&#8217;s why they hire us&hellip; and it&#8217;s what makes our services so valuable. </p>
<p>[1] I know it sounds like I&#8217;m against Flash, but I&#8217;ve done enough watching over the shoulders of the not-quite-so-net-savvy to know that most people don&#8217;t upgrade their Flash just because your website tells them to do so. As beautiful as some of my favorite Flash websites are, it just can&#8217;t be all things to all people and sometimes I find it inappropriate. That&#8217;s all. Adobe still pwns us all. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I know, it&#8217;s hard to hear. It&#8217;s probably even harder to accept&#8230; but I share this with you because I e-love you. It&#8217;s okay&#8230; here&#8217;s a tissue. </p>
<p>These kinds of lists always get a little controversial. Why? Because they tend to put the onus on the developer when a website  ... <a href="http://www.erikakendall.com/10-reasons-why-your-website-kinda-sucks/" class="excmore">read more &#187;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/have-a-kleenex-270x300.jpg" alt="" title="have-a-kleenex" width="270" height="300" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-120" />I know, it&#8217;s hard to hear. It&#8217;s probably even harder to accept&#8230; but I share this with you because I e-love you. It&#8217;s okay&#8230; here&#8217;s a tissue. </p>
<p>These kinds of lists always get a little controversial. Why? Because they tend to put the onus on the developer when a website fails. I mean, let&#8217;s face it &#8211; as web developers, we&#8217;re entrusted with the responsibility of assisting a client in expanding their marketing online successfully. It&#8217;s about more than pretty colors and stock images of blond chicks wearing telephone headsets. If you can&#8217;t get the point across effectively, you&#8217;re thoroughly wasting your client&#8217;s time and money.</p>
<p>Soooooooo&#8230; in the process of redesigning my own website, I started scouring the inspiration galleries to get myself in the &#8220;mood.&#8221; Saw a lot of beautiful work, but I also saw a lot of, um&hellip; crap. Not like crap is bad, crap can be perfect in some cases, I suppose. Just not cases where it&#8217;s costing someone money by failing to do its job in promoting something. Thus, this list. Ten important reasons why your website, well, sucks. </p>
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<div>Lack of organization: Organization is one of those things that will effectively keep someone out of your website. Don&#8217;t forget about the user you&#8217;re targeting. Organization needs to be intuitive and follow a logical train of thought. In a web design portfolio, where would you expect to find contact information for the designer? A contact page, perhaps an about page. Don&#8217;t stick it in the portfolio and think that&#8217;s the only place it needs to be. Someone who&#8217;s convinced &#8211; after page 1 &#8211; that they need to work with you, will be sorely disappointed when they can&#8217;t find what they&#8217;re looking for. If your clothing store uses unique sizing for its products, your website should <a href="http://daily.mequoda.com/i/website_usability_testing/usability-testing-should-determine-whether-you-change-your-website-deign_303-1.html">make it easy for someone to find out the way your sizing compares to regular standard clothing sizes</a>.</div>
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<div>Failure to brand: The Internet has been around long enough that the people who are most likely to use it can determine the good websites from the bad ones. How do they make this conclusion so fast? Easy. <a href="http://www.powerhomebiz.com/vol38/brand.htm">Failure to identify who you and/or your company</a> are is a big giveaway. Look at your favorite websites. All have some form of branding. Nice crisp logos. Similar elements grouped together as a means of helping the visitor identify who you are and what you do. A big part of doing any kind of business online is transparency. The more transparent you are, the more people are drawn to you. The more interested they are in you, the more time that interest gives you to convince them that you deserve their business. Capisce? </div>
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<div><img src="http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/compass-192x300.jpg" alt="" title="Fix your navigation!" width="192" height="300" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-126" />Navigation: Again, this needs to be intuitive. You&#8217;ve got to consider what the user is looking for when they go somewhere. When you have a website that has subsections within sections within regions of a website, be considerate of the fact that while a visitor went directly to that subsection, chances are they&#8217;re still interested in all other things in that area. The key is to ensure that <a href="http://www.efuse.com/Design/navigation.html">all of the content of a page is as related as can be</a>. Links, content, features, all that.</div>
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<div>Browser compatibility: I hate this conversation. I mean, <a href="http://superfluousbanter.org/archives/2008/09/the-final-word-on-ie6/">every</a> <a href="http://chrisfullman.com/2008/09/why-the-hate-on-internet-explorer-6/">bit</a> <a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/03/25/save-the-developers-stop-using-internet-explorer-6/">of it</a>. It causes even the most savvy of web devs to shed a tear. I know. But why are you complaining about making a site compatible for a browser that your client&#8217;s customers seem to love? Why is this an option? Why aren&#8217;t you accurately quoting your clients for the time it takes to deal with this issue? I mean, yeah, don&#8217;t waste your clients&#8217; time and money, but shoot.. don&#8217;t waste yours either! It&#8217;s not like <a href="http://dowebsitesneedtolookexactlythesameineverybrowser.com/">websites have to look the same in every browser</a>.</p>
<p>Now, if this is your personal website, then by all means. Go for it. But the notion that you will no longer support IE6 because it&#8217;s old is absurd, in my less-than-humble opinion. The thing still dominates. Just accept it. Spend some time coming up with your own unique workarounds, and keep them in your toolbox. That should help lessen the amount of time you spend angry about a Microsoft product.</p></div>
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<div>Too spammy: This one kind of hurts my heart, but it makes me very thankful for my RSS reader. Some of my favorite websites fall victim to this. I know we all want to make money. It&#8217;s why we spent ungodly amounts of hours at our desks and laptops, scratching our heads and beating on our keyboards. But please, for the love of everything pixelated, find a <a href="http://ezinearticles.com/?Where-Is-The-Best-Place-To-Put-Ads-On-My-Site?&#038;id=1161072">more sophisticated manner of placing advertising on your website</a>. </p>
<p>I shouldn&#8217;t have to scroll past two whole big 400px long adsense blocks to get to your content. I shouldn&#8217;t have a brand-new website &#8211; that I didn&#8217;t even click to view, mind you &#8211; load on top of the content I want to see, forcing me to click &#8220;skip to content&#8221; to actually view it. Say what? I have to tell you that I want to skip to the content&#8230; to actually view the content that brought me to your website in the first place? Is this kind of crap REALLY making that much money? Better question: are your customers and visitors SO loyal that they tolerate this kind of stuff just to view your content? If you&#8217;re not Forbes or ZShare, I&#8217;d think long and hard about that.</p></div>
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<p>Now, this thing is telling me that I&#8217;m rounding out to almost 1000 words. Trust me, I&#8217;m a little angry about that myself. I will save the last five for the next installment, and hopefully they both will be helpful to someone out there who&#8217;s website kinda, sorta, probably&#8230; well, sucks. </p>
<p>If it makes you feel better, all my studying showed me that my website kinda sucks, too.</p>
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		<title>5 Steps To Running A Lean, Mean, Clean and Green Business</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:07:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erika</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re like me, you like the idea of efficiency, but it doesn&#8217;t always seem so practical. I pick up neat little tidbits here and there and try to implement them myself, but I always manage to get lost in a project or in some really creative magazine, and then  ... <a href="http://www.erikakendall.com/5-steps-to-running-a-lean-mean-clean-and-green-business/" class="excmore">read more &#187;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re like me, you like the idea of efficiency, but it doesn&#8217;t always seem so practical. I pick up neat little tidbits here and there and try to implement them myself, but I always manage to get lost in a project or in some really creative magazine, and then my efforts are all kaput. Not only that, but with so much more focus on global warming and caring for the planet these last few years, I think it&#8217;s even more important for all of us to do our part in reducing the amount of trash we create as well as the amount of resources we waste. So, without further ado, here are my steps to creating a lean, mean, clean and green business!</p>
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<h3>Bill Paying</h3>
<p>My cell phone bill, I&#8217;m ashamed to say, used to be upwards of 35 pages each month. It literally made retrieving the mail feel like weightlifting. Cell phone bills, credit card bills, utility bills, whatever. Most companies offer the option to go paperless now. It saves them money, saves you time, helps you reduce your own trash and aids you in centralizing most of your communication through one main venue: e-mail.</p>
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<div id="attachment_110" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><img src="http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/no-incan.jpg" alt="Credits: www.inhabitat.com, who&#039;s against these darn things, as well" title="no-incan" width="500" height="223" class="size-full wp-image-110" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Credits: www.inhabitat.com, who's against these darn things, as well</p></div></p>
<h3>Use more efficient lamps and lightbulbs</h3>
<p>Using incandescent light bulbs, really, isn&#8217;t where it&#8217;s at. I might be showing my inner tree hugger here, but only somewhere around 10-15% of the energy they consume is actually converted into light. If you told a client that you only spent 10-15% of the time &#8211; time that they&#8217;re paying for &#8211; to do what they&#8217;re actually paying you to do, they&#8217;d fire you.</p>
<p><em>What can I use instead?</em> I&#8217;m glad you asked!</p>
<h4>Meet The CFL</h4>
<div id="attachment_111" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><img src="http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/fluorsec.jpg" alt="Get en&lt;em&gt;light&lt;/em&gt;ened! Get these bulbs!" title="fluorsec" width="500" height="202" class="size-full wp-image-111" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Get en<em>light</em>ened! Get these bulbs!</p></div>
<p>I love these little guys. CFL stands for <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compact_fluorescent_lamp">Compact Fluorescent Lamp</a>. If you&#8217;ll remember a couple years back (or not), Wal-Mart set a goal to sell about a million of these as a means of trying to convince people to convert from the old light bulbs and help the environment. Countries are banning the old incandescent bulbs now in exchange for CFLs. The fact is, they&#8217;re far more efficient and make much more use of the energy put into them. The ones I use take in about 75% less energy, but are at least 10 times more efficient.</p>
<p>In order to avoid turning this into the light bulb show, I&#8217;ll just say that you can check out the <a href="http://www.energystar.gov/index.cfm?c=cfls.pr_cfls">Energy Star</a> website for more information that would help those interested in picking the right bulb for them. Anything better than Ol&#8217; Faithful up there is really a step up, though.</p>
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<h3>Reducing The Amount of Paper You Use</h3>
<p>A lot of these tie into one another, and this one is no exception. When you think about it, we use a lot of paper. At least, I know I did. Sketch books, day planners, <a href="http://www.creativesoutfitter.com/Products/Action-Book/4">my trusty action book</a>, post-it notes, to do-lists, project management charts, goodness gracious. Trees used to scream when they hear me coming. Now, I&#8217;ve migrated most of these to my laptop, and wind up cutting down the amount of paper that I use.</p>
<p>WIth the use of 37Signals&#8217; <a href="http://www.erikakendall.com/bounce.php?id=backpack">Backpack</a> service, I can keep track of my calendar of events. (It also e-mails and text messages alerts to you.) I can keep notes and create lists using its &#8220;page&#8221; feature. It also creates an XML feed of everything on the page, so if I had a partner logging in and making updates as well, I&#8217;d get those in my feed. Not only that, but it lets me update it via e-mail without even logging in. Think that might pose a security problem? Not to worry, because it lets you regenerate the e-mail address to which you mail the updates whenever you like. I know I sound sycophantic, but I LOVE Backpack.</p>
<p>Now, someone like me who loves to streamline processes as much as possible, I use Backpack for everything and just kind of&#8230; shove it all in there. 37signals also offers <a href="http://www.erikakendall.com/bounce.php?id=basecamp">Basecamp</a>, which helps with project management and the everyday to-do listing involved with keeping up with clients. Definitely worth the look, if not the sample.</p>
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<h3>Conserve Electricity</h3>
<p>How often do you let the TV run behind you while you work? Do you have speakers that need to be turned on and off outside of your computer controls? Do you leave your cell phone charger plugged in when your cell phone isn&#8217;t connected? Here&#8217;s a good one&#8230; how often do you leave your computer live and running while you sleep?</p>
<p>Consider the amount of things that are plugged up in your home right this instance, and compare that to the amount of things that you&#8217;re using right now. Your cable box might be on now (if you have one), but what about the one in the other room that no one&#8217;s watching? Turn it off! When you close up shop for the day, let your computer go to hibernate &#8211; it saves your PC&#8217;s current state while also shutting off the power usage. Curling irons, cell phone chargers, blow dryers, and other items that you don&#8217;t use multiple times a day? Unplug it and put &#8216;em away! Because those items still use electricity when they&#8217;re plugged up (yes, even though the power&#8217;s not on), you&#8217;re not only wasting it, you&#8217;re paying for it.</p>
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<h3>Last, But Certainly Not Least</h3>
<div id="attachment_113" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><img src="http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/recycle.jpg" alt="Reduce, Reuse, Recycle - all the cool kids are doing it... even if they don&#039;t admit it!" title="recycle" width="500" height="162" class="size-full wp-image-113" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Reduce, Reuse, Recycle - all the cool kids are doing it... even if they don't admit it!</p></div>
<p>Recycle!</p>
<p>Set yourself up three trash cans &#8211; paper, plastic, aluminum &#8211; and try to deliver them to the nearest recycling center whenever you can. Mother Nature will thank you for it. <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Reason No 1908 To Read The Fine Print</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erika</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p class="wp-caption-text">Ahhhhh, how refreshing it is to be right.</p>
I love it when I&#8217;m right. 
<p>I spent a little time feeling bad &#8211; only a little time &#8211; because I just knew I was right about Chrome being Google&#8217;s means of taking over our desktops and trying to centralize all of  ... <a href="http://www.erikakendall.com/reason-no-1908-to-read-the-fine-print/" class="excmore">read more &#187;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_98" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 509px"><img src="http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/refreshing.jpg" alt="Ahhhhh, how refreshing it is to be right." title="How refreshing!" width="499" height="219" class="size-full wp-image-98" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Ahhhhh, how refreshing it is to be right.</p></div>
<h3>I love it when I&#8217;m right. </h3>
<p>I spent a little time feeling bad &#8211; only a <em>little</em> time &#8211; because I just knew I was right about Chrome being Google&#8217;s means of taking over our desktops and trying to centralize all of our use of our computers and Internet through them. And then there was a nice sized fallout with those of us who are conspiracy theorists and those of us who are Google-lovers (I tend to fall somewhere in between on most days.) </p>
<p>But yesterday, man, I swear I KNEW Google couldn&#8217;t be dumb enough to bypass the kind of opportunity creating a browser has for them. I read <a href="http://www.mattcutts.com/blog/google-chrome-communication/">this little gem</a> and felt like, &#8220;There&#8217;s no way in sam hill Google&#8217;s going to put maximum effort into a project only to receive minimum results.&#8221; That&#8217;s just not sound business acumen. I&#8217;m never wrong <img src='http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  so I had to get down to the bottom of this, and <em>fast</em>.</p>
<h3>Alas, the lady was not wrong!</h3>
<p>I was right from <em>top</em> to <em>bottom</em>! For crying out loud, the fine print on this thing is a <em>doozy</em>. I mean, it resembles surfing the &#8216;net at your desk and knowing that your boss is able to track your every online move. I am pleasantly not shocked by this at all. In fact, I can&#8217;t stop laughing. </p>
<p>After scouring the Internet for more information, I checked out an article on cnet, titled &#8220;<a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-17939_109-10030522-2.html">Be Sure To Read The Fine Print</a>.&#8221; Admittedly, I wasn&#8217;t about to install that stuff on my computer. I&#8217;m satisfied with my Firefox. I&#8217;ll quote the best part of the article&#8230; you know, the part that made me choke on my orange juice.</p>
<blockquote><p>Don&#8217;t be surprised to see more ads.</p>
<p>Traditionally, it is Web pages and not the browser itself that serves ads. Google isn&#8217;t saying it will change this paradigm, but it&#8217;s terms of service don&#8217;t rule that out either. </p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Some of the services are supported by advertising revenue and may display advertisements and promotions. These advertisements may be targeted to the content of information stored on the services, queries made through the services or other information.</p>
<p>The manner, mode and extent of advertising by Google on the services are subject to change without specific notice to you.&#8221; </p></blockquote>
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<p>Again, I&#8217;m impressed. In a time where Microsoft is allegedly implementing technology into IE8 to help their users block adsense as well as <a href="http://www.forbes.com/technology/2008/08/28/microsoft-launches-browser-tech-cx_pco_0828paidcontent.html">prevent Big G from collecting information to help them target ads better</a>, I can appreciate Google taking the step forward to try to ensure that they always have at least some percentage of that user base to sell ads to. Google Mail, Google Docs, Picasa, YouTube, Google Calendar, Google Checkout&#8230;. honestly, I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if Google went straight for Microsoft&#8217;s jugular and launched Google OS by the end of 2009. </p>
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		<title>Google Ready To Pwn The Browser Market: Introduces Chrome</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erika</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>You know what? I can&#8217;t even knock the hustle. </p>
<p>What better way to influence web surfers to use your search engine more&#8230; than to make it the default home page for one of the Internet&#8217;s most beloved browsers? But that browser allows searching and toolbars from Big G competitors. So  ... <a href="http://www.erikakendall.com/google-ready-to-pwn-the-browser-market-introduces-chrome/" class="excmore">read more &#187;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know what? I can&#8217;t even knock the hustle. </p>
<p>What better way to influence web surfers to use your search engine more&#8230; than to make it the default home page for one of the Internet&#8217;s <a href="http://www.getfirefox.com" title="Go get Firefox, please. Your local web developer will thank you for it.">most beloved browsers</a>? But that browser allows searching and toolbars from Big G competitors. So really, this isn&#8217;t good enough. The next logical step would be to <a href="http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2008/09/fresh-take-on-browser.html">stick an already oversized shoe into the ass of the browser market and create your <em>own</em></a>. </p>
<div id="attachment_91" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 509px"><img src="http://www.erikakendall.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/google-comic.jpg" alt="Very poignant question taken from the Google Comic." title="Google&#039;s Chrome Comic" width="499" height="244" class="size-full wp-image-91" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Very poignant question taken from the Google Comic.</p></div>
<h3>Enter Google Chrome</h3>
<p>Why, after reportedly giving over $50 million to Mozilla Corporation and being in business with them until 2011, did Google go so far? Think of it from the perspective of a massive corporation that makes much of its revenue from advertisements. What&#8217;s the one thing you, as an advertiser, would love to track about your target market? <em>What things interest them the most? What other websites they visit before they come to yours? What other related websites they frequent?</em> Honestly, it&#8217;s the holy grail of information for any marketing corporation. Create the environment that your target market uses to function daily and, while you&#8217;re at it, track their every move. Brilliant. Stick a &#8220;we will use the information we gather from your use to help build a better browser&#8221; notice on it and follow it with a &#8220;we will NEVER sell your information to third parties&#8221; message? Oh my gosh, it&#8217;s a TKO.</p>
<h3>My Google Love Fest</h3>
<p>I presume that they&#8217;re aiming to build the same kind of loving community as Firefox, as Google proclaims that this browser will be open source (which makes sense, since they&#8217;ve admitted to using bits of Safari as well as Firefox.) In all fairness, this means that you&#8217;ve got an opportunity to control just how much information about your use of Chrome is sent to Google in order to &#8220;help them better serve you.&#8221; But think of how many people are actually going to un-check the box? How many people don&#8217;t rush through the installation windows in an effort to just hurry up and install the damn thing, already? </p>
<p>I suppose that I&#8217;m all geeked out because it appeals to both of my net senses. As a business owner and a capitalist, I&#8217;m in love with the whole thing. I can only imagine how much more insight this would give in respect to adsense. As web professionals, we have to appreciate the effort of a large corporation to do something that will make the web a better place. It&#8217;s not all about making money, cranking out websites, and posting comments. We contribute to the Internet daily and do our collective best to leave it better than when we logged on that day. I think that the benefit of having a G-backed browser &#8211; a company that is wholly invested in the growth in the Web because if the web doesn&#8217;t flourish, neither can they &#8211; will help ensure that the web will continue to have its needs met by people who have the drive for it. </p>
<p>I believe the Google team is passionate and genuine in their efforts 100%, but that doesn&#8217;t underscore the incredible amount of benefits that the venture has coming to it. From marketing insight to competitor shut-outs to <a href="http://john.jubjubs.net/2008/09/01/thoughts-on-chrome-more/" title="opinion of Chrome from Firefox exec John Lilly">good companies with good purposes</a> investing in the medium, it&#8217;s kind of a win-win.  Just please, please for the love of everything that is good and binary, help us get rid of IE6.</p>
<p>Update: Googler Matt Cutts wrote <a href="http://www.mattcutts.com/blog/google-chrome-communication/">this</a> up for those of us who are letting our conspiracy theorists out a little bit. </p>
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		<title>Codes of Ethics: Where Do You Stand?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:18:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erika</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>During my daily round of satiating my feed obsession, I checked my Sphinn feed and saw that a topic regarding codes of ethics was gaining traction. Of course, with Sphinn being an internet marketing-focused community, this topic related directly to codes of ethics for SEO companies. </p>
<p>One thing that complicates  ... <a href="http://www.erikakendall.com/codes-of-ethics-where-do-you-stand/" class="excmore">read more &#187;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>During my daily round of satiating my feed obsession, I checked my Sphinn feed and saw that a topic regarding codes of ethics was gaining traction. Of course, with Sphinn being an internet marketing-focused community, this topic related directly to <a href="http://sphinn.com/story/67915">codes of ethics for SEO companies</a>. </p>
<p>One thing that complicates the SEO industry, in my opinion, is this strong desire to differentiate itself from the web development community, and I don&#8217;t fully understand why. Are they apples and oranges? Yes.. but not in the way that one would think. The flavor is very different, but they&#8217;re both tree hanging fruit. In fact, I&#8217;d venture a step further to say that most-if-not-all online companies face the same kind of burden: developing trust as an Internet business. </p>
<h3>On it&#8217;s face, the issue seems very simple. </h3>
<p>If a company wants to create a code of ethics for the way it practices business, by all means, do it. (In fact, <a href="http://www.bruceclay.com/web_ethics.htm">here&#8217;s</a> a great sample.) If a potential client is interested in seeing such a document and doesn&#8217;t find one on the site, they&#8217;ll usually ask (assuming that if a potential client simply moves on to a new company&#8217;s website as opposed to asking, then their interest isn&#8217;t much more than fleeting curiosity.) It serves as another way to dazzle potentials by showcasing your dedication to your craft, your desire to provide above-par service, and your understanding of the responsibility left in your hands when you are paid to create results. Period. In essence, it&#8217;s something like tooting your own horn&#8230; and let&#8217;s be honest. It helps, without a doubt.</p>
<p>However, is it really that serious if you choose to not bother with them? Do you truly think that potentials will turn away from you if you don&#8217;t have a code of ethics listed or linked prominently on your website? It takes a certain kind of shopper to seek out that kind of guarantee, and with the turn and burn atmosphere that the Internet is becoming, I wonder how common this kind of shopper may truly be. </p>
<h3>And Standards, Too</h3>
<p>I find that the idea of ethics for the SEO industry runs parallel to the concept of creating standards. As many of us already know, the web development community already has a set of standards via the <a href="http://www.w3.org/">w3c</a>. And as stated on many of the w3c&#8217;s documents, you&#8217;ll find variations of the phrase:</p>
<blockquote><p>These are not mandates or requirements, these are merely suggestions to help web professionals create highly accessible websites.</p></blockquote>
<p>What does that mean? It means that a collective of highly respected web professionals came together, for the benefit of the industry, to help determine comprehensive best practices for creating web projects. There are validation applications on the web that allow a net-savvy client to check their developer&#8217;s work if they&#8217;re interested and if they&#8217;re not, that&#8217;s okay too. <strong>Some clients care about that kind of thing, some don&#8217;t care as long as it does what it&#8217;s supposed to do, and most of the rest don&#8217;t care only because they don&#8217;t know about or understand it&#8217;s importance. </strong></p>
<p>Correct me if I&#8217;m wrong, but the bolded sounds pretty damned similar to SEO clients. Some care about clean technique because they fear penalization. Some don&#8217;t care as long as it does what it&#8217;s supposed to do: make money. Many of the remaining few don&#8217;t care because they aren&#8217;t fully aware of the risks. But how do you validate SEO without human effort? How do you compensate someone who is in charge of that kind of process and, really, how do you keep their intentions honorable? While the needs may be similar, the processes certainly are not.</p>
<h3>Standards vs Ethics</h3>
<p>I think the practical understanding of standards vs ethics is that standards are an understanding of your products in comparison with the industry &#8211; meaning that your product meets standards. Ethics, however, are more akin to promises that you make to the integrity of your company and your clientele, meaning that you have some sense of a moral obligation to abide by said policies because it&#8217;s the right thing to do. Do web design &#038; development companies have policies by which they abide? In most cases yes, but it isn&#8217;t packaged as stuffily in neat little &#8220;code of ethics&#8221; wrapping paper. You&#8217;ll often see companies declare that their code is standards compliant. Not only is it a standard to which they hold themselves, it&#8217;s a standard to which a client can hold them. I likes.</p>
<p>Is a code of ethics ideal? Yes. I think it helps assuage the concerns of wary business owners in an industry that can&#8217;t seem to shake that whole &#8220;y&#8217;all are a bunch of spammers and shady people&#8221; stigma. Would a set of standards do it better? Absolutely, I think, but I&#8217;m left to question the value without a validation process. The answers aren&#8217;t as cut and dry as they are with code.. but I think some kind of insight for clients to see what is considered proper can only help the industry in the future. Let them see the value in why they pay you so much. Let them see that they made the right choice. Give them the opportunity to appreciate your craftsmanship. Let them know that there&#8217;s a certain level of comfort they can expect when it comes to working with you. Lastly, get the leg up on competitors who swear up and down that they&#8217;ll never go this route and write one.</p>
<p>Now&#8230;. off I go to write my own. LOL!</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 18:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erika</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Trying to dive head first into this blogging thing, I took a step out on faith and wrote a guest post for Perishable Press, about conditional tags and their potential for use in WordPress. They&#8217;re a pretty reliable method of manipulating content for different sections of your WP site, be  ... <a href="http://www.erikakendall.com/check-me-out-my-first-guest-post/" class="excmore">read more &#187;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Trying to dive head first into this blogging thing, I took a step out on faith and wrote a guest post for Perishable Press, about <a href="http://perishablepress.com/press/2008/08/25/conditional-tags-secrets-wordpress-templates/">conditional tags</a> and their potential for use in WordPress. They&#8217;re a pretty reliable method of manipulating content for different sections of your WP site, be it used as a portfolio (as I&#8217;ve done with the <a href="http://www.hypeelite.com/">Hype IMD</a> website) or as a blog. </p>
<p>I wanted to give a basic breakdown of what a conditional tag is and what it does, because I am looking more into continuing the post over here a little later tomorrow with a follow up of code samples and ideas for their use. Anyone who knows me knows that when I work with WordPress, I basically live in the <a href="http://codex.wordpress.org">codex</a>. Unfortunately, one of the things that I&#8217;ve found is that the codex isn&#8217;t always as clear as one would like. There&#8217;s all kinds of problematic grammar (at least, for English it is) and non-clarity in some of the explanations of code usage.. that&#8217;s not going to help anyone learn anything. And let&#8217;s be honest, here &#8211; if we try a Google search, who&#8217;s gonna bet that most of the posts that come up as a result merely quote the codex verbatim? Don&#8217;t really add much value to the understanding of the concept, just muddle it up that much more. </p>
<p>So, in my efforts to try to clear up the confusion, I bring you (well, Jeff brings you): <a href="http://perishablepress.com/press/2008/08/25/conditional-tags-secrets-wordpress-templates/">Secrets of the Conditional Tag Revealed: How to Gain More Control Over Your WP Templates</a>.</p>
<p>Enjoy! </p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 06:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erika</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This weekend, I decided to take a last-minute trip to San Francisco, California. I think a little spontaneity is good for the soul. It&#8217;s nice to occasionally get out of the leafy green goodness that is the boondocks. In short, I needed to leave the woodland creatures behind. </p>
<p>I get  ... <a href="http://www.erikakendall.com/where-do-you-find-inspiration/" class="excmore">read more &#187;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This weekend, I decided to take a last-minute trip to San Francisco, California. I think a little spontaneity is good for the soul. It&#8217;s nice to occasionally get out of the leafy green goodness that is the boondocks. In short, I needed to leave the woodland creatures behind. </p>
<p>I get a lot of my inspiration from traveling. Skipping out of town on a dime is a nice way to &#8220;shock&#8221; your brain out of the occasional designers&#8217; block we all encounter at one point in time or another. After traveling to Washington DC last month and seeing the setup in &#8220;China Town,&#8221; I felt more inclined to use shades of red, gold, and creme in more unique fashions. After leaving the Bay Area (and checking out the <a href="http://www.sanfranmag.com/">San Francisco magazine</a>.. to which I promptly subscribed upon viewing) it just left me that much more inclined to design in a cleaner fashion. </p>
<p>So, I&#8217;m asking &#8211; from where do YOU get your inspiration? Are you an international traveler with an arsenal of pictures to review? Are you someone with the gift of an overactive imagination? Why not share? Enlighten me!</p>
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		<title>The Genesis: Welcome to Internet Espionage, Awesome WP Links, and More</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erika</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Well, well, well, it&#8217;s about time, I guess. Welcome to my little home on the web, ErikaKendall.com, otherwise known as Internet Espionage. </p>
<p>So, who am I? Easy question. My name is Erika Kendall. I&#8217;m a [very long-winded] twenty-something web developer and Internet marketer. Nice extremes, huh? I also run an  ... <a href="http://www.erikakendall.com/the-genesis-welcome-to-internet-espionage-awesome-wp-links-and-more/" class="excmore">read more &#187;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, well, well, it&#8217;s about time, I guess. Welcome to my little home on the web, ErikaKendall.com, otherwise known as Internet Espionage. </p>
<p>So, who am I? Easy question. My name is Erika Kendall. I&#8217;m a [very long-winded] twenty-something web developer and Internet marketer. Nice extremes, huh? I also run an agency named <a href="http://www.hypeelite.com/">Hype Internet Marketing and Development</a>. I enjoy long walks in the park, puppies, and lunchables with my daughter (alias: The Heathen.) </p>
<p>What is Internet Espionage about? It&#8217;s about keeping an eye on your surroundings; using what you can and bypassing what you cannot. I also work in internet marketing, so all day&#8230; I&#8217;m spying. What&#8217;s everyone else doing? How can I do it better? How can I use this to make myself better? What sucks about this? What is everyone else NOT doing? Why? Get my drift? </p>
<div class="quote"><span>&#8220;</span>What is Internet Espionage about? It&#8217;s about keeping an eye on your surroundings; and using what you can and bypassing what you cannot.<span>&#8221;</span></p>
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<p>Where did I get the design from? Honestly, I saw a lot of posts for minimalist-style blogs, and decided to take my own stab at it. I&#8217;m a person who loves pink yet didn&#8217;t want it to overpower what I have going on here, I like dark colors but I didn&#8217;t want the look to be too Gothic. So, I figured this might be a nice place in the middle.</p>
<p>In an effort to make every little post useful, I&#8217;m going to kick off my first series, a WordPress series still in development, with some links that I found useful in helping me create not only this theme, but one of the more advanced themes I&#8217;ve ever worked with, which will be the test subject for the series. </p>
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<div>JTPratt.com &mdash; <a href="http://www.jtpratt.com/wordpress-hack-1-query_posts/">Hacking query_posts in WordPress</a> &mdash; In his attempt to present readers with 30 wordpress hacks in 30 days, the first in his series discusses the different uses and allowances that messing around with query_posts can provide. Full of examples and juicy bits of code, anyone who wants to present their posts in a more personalized fashion would find use in this.</div>
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<div>Darren Hoyt.com &mdash; <a href="http://www.darrenhoyt.com/2007/07/24/in-praise-of-wordpress-template-tags-part-ii-the-magazine-layout/">In Praise of WordPress Template Tags, Part II: The Magazine Layout</a> &mdash; The creator of Mimbo (and about five billion spinoffs that shall remain nameless) took some time to break down Mimbo&#8217;s index.php file and the tips and tools it takes to present your home page&#8217;s information in a much more organized and less Kubricky fashion. I think it&#8217;s truly meant as a part of a manual for Mimbo users, but any WP template builder will see the value in seeing how he worked it out.</div>
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<div>WPCandy.com &mdash; <a href="http://wpcandy.com/the-wordpress-help-sheet/">Wordpress Help Sheet</a> &mdash; With this being my first WordPress theme, it was rough trying to figure out what goes where&#8230; or remember what the code was for this or that. I printed this little guy out and taped it to my lamp so that I&#8217;d always see it. Biiiiiig help for spacing out. Guess I should also mention the <a href="http://wpcandy.com/the-advanced-wordpress-help-sheet/">Advanced WordPress Help Sheet</a> as well, huh?</div>
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<div>HackWordPress.com &mdash; <a href="http://hackwordpress.com/huge-compilation-of-wordpress-code/">Huge Compilation of WordPress Code</a> &mdash; This one may be a tad bit more advanced, in that you don&#8217;t receive huge breakdowns of the code like the few links above, but if you have a basic understanding of the way WP parameters work, you can understand these tidbits. Or, you could just say screw it and copy and paste. That always works too.</div>
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<div>WPDesigner.com &mdash; <a href="http://www.wpdesigner.com/2007/02/19/so-you-want-to-create-wordpress-themes-huh/">So, you want to create WordPress themes, huh?</a> &mdash; This one was truly the holy grail for me. Even though this post is over a year old and the site has now switched owners, it&#8217;s still an excellent overview of what the average WordPress template must have and how to take your idea from the sketch pad to the screen. The entire series was eventually put into a pdf file (and then bundled with &#8220;<a href="http://www.wpdesigner.com/2007/08/08/how-to-design-a-wordpress-theme/">How to design a WordPress theme</a>&#8221; and &#8220;<a href="http://www.wpdesigner.com/2007/08/10/how-to-slice-a-wordpress-theme/">How to slice a WordPress theme</a>&#8220;, all in separate files), but you have to sign up for the feed to get the good stuff. Details on that can be found here <a href="http://www.wpdesigner.com/2007/08/13/part-3-how-to-code-a-wordpress-theme/">How to Code a WordPress Theme</a>.</div>
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<div>DevTopics.com &mdash; <a href="http://www.devtopics.com/101-great-computer-programming-quotes/">101 Great Computer Programming Quotes</a> &mdash; Okay, this one may have nothing to do with WP at all, but it&#8217;s where I collected many of the awesome quotes that I have on this opening theme. They&#8217;re mostly for software programmers, but damn if many of them didn&#8217;t apply to web developers as well.</div>
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<p>So, in the end&#8230; I hope to turn this blog into a community where everyone can learn from one another&#8230; myself included. &#8216;Cause no matter how many years you&#8217;ve spent in web development&#8230; there&#8217;s enough information out there to easily learn one new thing every day. </p>
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