tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300Mon, 12 Dec 2011 14:00:59 +0000Torontosculpturesprayfloaterssmallshoppingstreet meatprivacyboatliquorcalzonegreasypoutinesummerquickpeanutsVancouverChuck PalahniukgastorrentmorningOkonomiyakiworkcurlyrantriceweatherZipcarGordon RamsayhamburgerreadingEaton CentredenseexamsholidayAdrian TomineSpadinaFast FoodphilosophysatisfyingcokepizzaOkinomi YakidietBukowskiUniversity of Torontopainslurpeechickensoupycookingmovingpoothicknutritionsausageschristmaswinebullshitchinese foodyogawatermangopepsiObamacycling3:10 to YumarotistickycabbagefrothyotherelectionMontreal2girls1cupThe Newsstillepostmusicgirlfriendno picturedepressedburgerballbrannoisy stomachfartslogShanghai CowgirlcoffeehealthfitnessEverybody PoosHomicidepsoriasisSteamwhistleconstipationbeercablefishlightinghotelsantorumrobustVincent GalloartnoodlesSplinter CellveggiebikehomeThe WiretravelchocolatefamilyDavid LynchlinkstudyingdoritostvtacosfutureshrimpplipuglyLake OntariodoublecameraKensingtoncheesebrothershitWiiMr GreenjeansschoollinksBathurstbeeftoiletChris Waremoviedinner partyphotocaughtOshawacrapHarbordsoftgoosmellcandyfish and chipssphincterBest American ComicsroommateButler's PantrybloodwinterribscurrystallLas Iguanascrimeclotheskibblesp90xpublic washroomfriendspotatoesBeer BistropeakedIndigoOlympicsturkeychildrensuddenstressbroccoliboredchiliweekendgroceriesbaconBloorparentsSneaky Dee'shardpeststexturewafflepoetrychunkysnowdrugsAll the Poos that's fit to Poohttp://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)Blogger176125IPooDailyhttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-161528562794624896Mon, 12 Dec 2011 13:58:00 +00002011-12-12T09:00:59.919-05:00Still haven't figured out the deal with the pictures, but I didn't want that to prevent you from enjoying my poos as much as I enjoy them. Here's something new since I got the smartphone: I am typing this WHILE I squeeze out the shit pictured. How's that for efficient? http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/Ji3wk6Iz41M/pre-meeting-defecation.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2011/12/pre-meeting-defecation.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-8220464006631012549Wed, 07 Dec 2011 01:45:00 +00002011-12-06T20:45:07.806-05:00You may have birds that the first couple white in this new era of poo blogging have had a strange pattern over them and that you can't click fir a close up. I'll try to fix that. I know you don't come here for small pictures with deal over them. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/9DujQwR8ggA/hmm-having-some-camera-trouble.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0Greater Sudbury, Greater Sudbury46.49 -81.01http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2011/12/hmm-having-some-camera-trouble.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-4154959474663128321Tue, 06 Dec 2011 17:15:00 +00002011-12-06T20:39:55.583-05:00cameraUnique challenges lay before me. The toilets at work flush with a motion sensor almost as soon as you stand up. So grabbing a shot of the poo before it flushed required a little forethought.I achieved this one by spreading my legs and framing the shot just right so you wouldn't see my weiner or other bits. I'm not entirely happy with the composition but I didn't want to mess around too much lest http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/UOPy34FFyGs/pooing-at-work.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2011/12/pooing-at-work.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-1430138960265288022Mon, 05 Dec 2011 21:52:00 +00002011-12-06T20:40:46.614-05:00photocameraSorry it's been so long. To be honest I simply lost interest in this poo blog of mine. But now I have a smartphone and I can take pictures and post with the same device.So look out world: shit's about to get real!http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/HVrHpkpfte4/return-of-poodi.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2011/12/return-of-poodi.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-179159323641038844Tue, 19 May 2009 17:38:00 +00002009-06-22T09:57:11.626-04:00photopsoriasisdietpoologcamerahealthsphinctershitgirlfriendcraplinksThis poo really excited me. So much so that I called my girlfriend in to see it!It was a standard poo on a regular day and I looked between my legs to check the progress of my shit. This is what I saw: A perfectly straight log that spanned the diameter of the toilet bowl. Amazing!I didn't have my camera with me so I called my girlfriend to get it for me, and showed her the poo. She was horrified http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/O4EnZU7kWQg/did-it-come-out-sideways.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/05/did-it-come-out-sideways.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-8791045727138987647Wed, 13 May 2009 18:17:00 +00002009-05-15T11:36:51.344-04:00photopooclotheslinkshitcrapmovieHe admitted it on Letterman just the other night. He said, ""I happen to love those things [feces] so I'm really enjoying it."Read the full article here.I'm actually really glad to hear this about him. I've always enjoyed his acting, and he's a handsome man, so the idea that he might stumble upon this blog in his down-time is pretty exciting.Can't say he was too great in X-Men Origins: Wolverine,http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/_K1YyZaXpSg/liev-shreiber-is-great-actor-and-scat.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/05/liev-shreiber-is-great-actor-and-scat.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-7180662561260990006Mon, 11 May 2009 15:46:00 +00002009-05-12T16:44:07.973-04:00Chuck PalahniukphotopoologrobustgasthickshitcrappainmovielinksWhy does it have to be painful? I feel like a small child who doesn't understand that it can be painful to poo. In my search for similar blogs, some time ago, I came upon a post on a parenting forum in which a mother was upset because her child would not poo. It would not do it. It had a painful poo once and so decided it didn't want to do it anymore. Of course not pooing naturally leads to http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/F2RdjbBU8x0/pain-in-ass-indeed.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/05/pain-in-ass-indeed.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-5088453231312119485Wed, 06 May 2009 12:51:00 +00002009-05-07T15:17:18.223-04:00photopoologbloodrobustshitgirlfriendcraphardBeen having these tough shits in the last couple of days. Tough, as in, I feel I have to shit, I sit down, there is gas, then the gas gets plugged up and rather than feel the shit squeeze it's way out my anus it just sort of pushes up against it, trying to stretch it open so it can get out. Robust is how I think I've characterized these shits in the past. Some of you might say these are healthierhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/98A3-25wfl0/hard-poos-and-hard-times.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)1http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/05/hard-poos-and-hard-times.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-2296949529574011628Mon, 04 May 2009 12:56:00 +00002009-05-04T21:05:00.078-04:00quickphotopooshitgirlfriendcrapThis came flying out of my ass in less than 2 seconds. I swear to god. It wasn't until a few minutes later that I realized it was already over. I had a but more reading that I wanted to do so I snapped a picture just to show how much had come out at once, in case anything more came out after. Nothing else came out.This wasn't even the result of coke, or coffee, or anything. I hadn't eaten http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/KXQdztOlETY/high-speed-shittin.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/05/high-speed-shittin.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-7382129214422088541Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:48:00 +00002009-04-30T14:49:38.039-04:00photobeerpoobeefschoolshitcrapburgerThis poo started off with a single long cable, but after that things got pretty soft and yucky. After the exam yesterday I had a roast beef sandwich from home for lunch but didn't really eat anything else for the rest of the afternoon.My friend was having a bbq at his house in the east end, but it wasn't until dinner time and I had nothing to do so I just headed out on my bike and rode out to thehttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/Kam5q7xfk3A/nice-and-easy-beer-shit.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/04/nice-and-easy-beer-shit.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-7222415197037638405Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:09:00 +00002009-04-30T14:36:13.543-04:00photopoologrobustshitcraphardI don't usually have craps like this do I? I mean, you can just have a look in the archives if you don't believe me. That's a big fat poo over there. Firm, not squishy, not soupy. Have a close look and you'll even see the seeds and grains and things from the 12 Grain bread I've been eating lately. In fact, when I wiped there was a little dark seed on the toilet paper. Kind of gross. But I kind ofhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/b_MEqR9beRU/big-fat-poops.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/04/big-fat-poops.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-6077317260445298018Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:15:00 +00002009-04-28T13:23:15.473-04:00doublephotopoobikeweatherschoolshitgirlfriendcrap9:21am4:58pmWas a good day today. No exams, nothing to do until 12:30, so I slept in a bit, listening to the radio. Had a poo. Took my time in the bathroom. I rode downtown to pump my girlfriend's bike tires with air. They lost air over the winter but she doesn't have a pump of her own so I took care of it while she was at work. The weather was gorgeous today, although a little too warm. We http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/pc-c2smcKLU/2-piles-of-poop-nice-weather.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/04/2-piles-of-poop-nice-weather.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-759530826233606006Tue, 28 Apr 2009 13:21:00 +00002009-04-28T13:30:32.838-04:00photopeanutspoocoffeebeefhealthschoolshitcrapMy lower back was really killing me yesterday, and to a lesser extent the day before. I'm going to blame my studying habit. Lately what I've been doing is sitting cross legged on my bed, hunched over my books. Really awful position to be in. I may have also slept funny the other night, which probably really fucked things up.This morning though I foke up feeling mostly fine. No obligations at all http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/DcB4BZtcBZI/sore-back-but-not-so-much-now.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/04/sore-back-but-not-so-much-now.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-7339600565612869416Sun, 26 Apr 2009 17:47:00 +00002009-04-26T20:11:12.980-04:00photoribspoocokeOkonomiyakigasshitpotatoesgirlfriendcraphamburgerYesterday was special in terms of food. I had an apple for breakfast, a little apple apparently from New Zealand, which was pretty good, but I might have preferred a McIntosh if at all possible. Oh well.My girlfriend and I went out for a walk along Bloor St from the Annex to Yorkville in the beautiful weather. it was wonderful and we had lunch at one of our favourite places Okonomi House on http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/cU9XuT_QBBc/little-cokell-do-ya.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/04/little-cokell-do-ya.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-8015966518819806272Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:46:00 +00002009-04-26T19:44:02.470-04:00photopooschoolshitcrapFather: Son, Age 5, Sent Home With Bag Of Feces In BackpackPretty amazing piece of work by a kindergarten teachers who's had it up to here with kids shitting in his classroom.http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/s9MHxs4IrPA/shit-shits-on-floor-teacher-sends-him.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/04/shit-shits-on-floor-teacher-sends-him.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-3119182269519681260Tue, 21 Apr 2009 12:45:00 +00002009-04-21T12:45:36.922-04:00photopooballsoftshitcrapstickyI was totally unaware of this possibility until I started seeing it in my own toilet. I guess what must happen is that in some cases the poo is slightly bouyant and as I add to the pile it rotates in the water and a new side of the pile gets added to it and it rotates some more.Another key element would have to be the softness, or stickiness of the shit. If it wasn't sticky it wouldn't stick, http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/sf63utHNv7I/another-poo-ball.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/04/another-poo-ball.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-873102819869612765Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:29:00 +00002009-04-21T12:35:34.329-04:00photogoopoosuddenschoolshitcrapI had some rather unpleasant toilet experiences today. Not sure what the deal was, but it worked itself out.Earlier in the day, before this one, I was at school after an exam and I was drinking coffee. I felt like I would probably have to poo at some point, but there wasn't anything urgent about it.I made a phone call and before I went back into the computer lab it hit me.Unfortunately someone http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/2CFTFqGEK80/not-more-than-stain.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/04/not-more-than-stain.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-5129366377660220559Sun, 19 Apr 2009 18:09:00 +00002009-04-21T12:22:53.293-04:00photopooshitpoetryYou know, it happens now and then. Look how uniform they are, and yet each slightly different.I guess it's because they're just natural shits.http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/MwwSPve9ir4/another-pile-of-sticks.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/04/another-pile-of-sticks.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-4133174361426046482Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:51:00 +00002009-04-18T16:34:39.247-04:00cheesephotopoocokeschoolveggieshitcrapburgerHave you had President's Choice World's Best Meatless Burgers?They're great. And I eat meat. I eat meat, but I love these burgers. They're basically all I've eaten in the past three days.Well, that and all dressed chips. and coke. I've been drinking coke all the while.The reason is that I'm studying. Studying for exams. I have two exams, and they're spaced apart nicely, but the first one is goinghttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/eTvi2OpYPtE/veggie-burgers.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/04/veggie-burgers.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-7419403255997084858Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:00:00 +00002009-04-16T21:38:19.801-04:00rantpeakedphotodietpoostresssoftschoolshitcrapHaven't been active much lately. Sorry about that. Like I've said before, it's not that I haven't been pooing, it's just that the poos haven't been too exciting.That and I've been incredibly busy with school, and highly stressed. Not angry-stressed, really, but just intense with busy-ness.What's amazing is that my poos haven't been necessarily all that stressed seeming. I've been drinking a lot http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/FdenV-Qmjzc/oh-yeah-pile-it-up-shit-yeah.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/04/oh-yeah-pile-it-up-shit-yeah.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-3996811704781508223Fri, 20 Mar 2009 01:27:00 +00002009-04-16T21:30:19.477-04:00photopoolinkshitcrapNine years for Tesco poo sprayerhttp://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/04/15/nine-years-for-tesco-poo-sprayer-115875-21279582/A chemist who sprayed food in Tesco and Morrisons with urine and faeces was yesterday jailed for nine years.http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/3aQNa48Tk8E/nine-years-for-tesco-poo-sprayer.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/03/nine-years-for-tesco-poo-sprayer.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-4720588993333845080Fri, 13 Mar 2009 01:24:00 +00002009-04-16T21:27:19.999-04:00photopoolinkshitcrapThe Top Eight Perfect Songs To Poop Tohttp://www.spike.com/blog/top-8-songs-to-poop/76090There is nothing wrong at all with having a little music to set the mood for your special alone time with the toilet . It would be even better if you had a perfect playlist of songs formatted to your sporadic BM bathroom breaks. Well, you’re in luck because we've put together the ultimate mix for your daily http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/QzOrpb1dhDg/like-that-loopy-optical-illusion.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/03/like-that-loopy-optical-illusion.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-2951273563698480571Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:43:00 +00002009-03-12T07:53:18.493-04:00peakedphotopooshitcrapSo after yesterday's bizarre dragon poo I thought for sure I wouldn't have anything interesting to show you for a while, but no sir, I looked down between my legs today and discovered that somehow my shit had piled on top of itself in an almost perfect coil. Coil is a pottery term of course, but in this context it becomes a potty term.Unfortunately you can't quite see the coiling from this angle,http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/cuQPPFHH9fY/coils-upon-coils.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/03/coils-upon-coils.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-4754469438450306014Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:05:00 +00002009-03-12T07:43:37.386-04:00photopoologcurlyshitcrapI wasn't intending on taking a picture when I went to shit for the second time today. You can see I'd already made a shit with a pretty good picture earlier today, so I didn't bring my fancy new camera into the toilet with me. So we're back to the cell phone camera for this entry. It's too bad too because LOOK AT THAT!!So disturbing. it looks like a snake, or a dragon or something. It's all curlyhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/WCf28vxb8yM/dragon-poo.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/03/dragon-poo.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7593177326843761300.post-6864385268498950548Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:50:00 +00002009-03-10T23:06:04.782-04:00photopoologcamerashitcrapI sat for a while for this one. It was like a project you know. You sit down out of an obligation and you take your time and you make a decent effort of it and when it's done, well look, that's a decent sized shit isn't it? Felt okay coming out too. Shits have been better lately. We'll see how that holds up.I spent my time playing with the new camera while I sat. It's got a pretty good macro http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/IPooDaily/~3/O61-eKsXbnc/lazy-shits-ya.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (G. I. Poo)0http://ipoodaily.blogspot.com/2009/03/lazy-shits-ya.html