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One day Scott will own an Empire resembling the Death Star but without that single, fatal design flaw.</description><title>disassociated thoughts</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @jark)</generator><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/</link><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/jarkoff" /><feedburner:info xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" uri="jarkoff" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" /><feedburner:feedFlare xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" href="http://www.newsgator.com/ngs/subscriber/subext.aspx?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffeeds.feedburner.com%2Fjarkoff" src="http://www.newsgator.com/images/ngsub1.gif">Subscribe with NewsGator</feedburner:feedFlare><feedburner:feedFlare xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" href="http://www.bloglines.com/sub/http://feeds.feedburner.com/jarkoff" src="http://www.bloglines.com/images/sub_modern11.gif">Subscribe with Bloglines</feedburner:feedFlare><feedburner:feedFlare xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" href="http://www.netvibes.com/subscribe.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffeeds.feedburner.com%2Fjarkoff" src="http://www.netvibes.com/img/add2netvibes.gif">Subscribe with Netvibes</feedburner:feedFlare><feedburner:feedFlare xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" href="http://fusion.google.com/add?feedurl=http%3A%2F%2Ffeeds.feedburner.com%2Fjarkoff" src="http://buttons.googlesyndication.com/fusion/add.gif">Subscribe with Google</feedburner:feedFlare><item><title>Maxim's 5 Favorite GIFs (Kate Beckinsale Edition)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://digg.com/arts_culture/Maxim_s_5_Favorite_GIFs_Kate_Beckinsale_Edition"&gt;Maxim's 5 Favorite GIFs (Kate Beckinsale Edition)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;From an unzipped Kate Beckinsale to a Mike Tyson knockout, here are our favorite animated photos of the week.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/864281975</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/864281975</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 12:43:27 +0900</pubDate></item><item><title>Jane Austen’s Fight Club.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="254"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/r2PM0om2El8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/r2PM0om2El8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="254" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2PM0om2El8"&gt;Jane Austen’s Fight Club&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/860585843</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/860585843</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:42:25 +0900</pubDate><category>entertainment</category><category>parody</category><category>comedy</category></item><item><title>The sky above Tachikawa was quite the display of natural color...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l657bc4Nzu1qz4awso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The sky above Tachikawa was quite the display of natural color last night. It was rather beautiful for a change.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/859247095</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/859247095</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 11:09:11 +0900</pubDate><category>photography</category><category>japan</category><category>tokyo</category><category>tachikawa</category><category>scenery</category><category>sky</category></item><item><title>The 9 Different Type of Bosses (Infographic)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://digg.com/people/The_9_Different_Type_of_Bosses_Infographic"&gt;The 9 Different Type of Bosses (Infographic)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Which type of boss do you have ?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/855669409</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/855669409</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 15:16:54 +0900</pubDate></item><item><title>How Congress Spends Billions on Itself  (InfoGraph)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://digg.com/politics/How_Congress_Spends_Billions_on_Itself_InfoGraph"&gt;How Congress Spends Billions on Itself  (InfoGraph)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;House members spent part of their Members Representational Allowances on these items — and more — during the nine-month period between late 2009 and early 2010 covered by the Sunlight Foundation’s…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/854227654</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/854227654</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 08:56:56 +0900</pubDate></item><item><title>7 Reasons Why Techies Love Inception</title><description>&lt;a href="http://gigaom.com/2010/07/24/7-reasons-why-techies-love-inception/"&gt;7 Reasons Why Techies Love Inception&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;The movie does not neatly wrap everything up in the end.  We are left with major uncertainties that trigger some vigorous debates among those who have seen the movie, with evidence to support very different interpretations of the end. The end very likely may be just a beginning, true to the title of the film. There is much more to be learned. Nothing less would satisfy a geek.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/853985194</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/853985194</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 07:50:00 +0900</pubDate><category>movies</category><category>entertainment</category><category>geeks</category></item><item><title>Oishi - Green Tea - Boobs. WTF? (via Andrew Guyton)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="326"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pqx0wRUDKDA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pqx0wRUDKDA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="326" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqx0wRUDKDA"&gt;Oishi - Green Tea - Boobs&lt;/a&gt;. WTF? (via &lt;a href="http://tinyurl.com/disavian"&gt;Andrew Guyton&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/853893126</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/853893126</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 07:23:10 +0900</pubDate><category>commercial</category><category>health</category><category>food</category></item><item><title>The 7 Most Insane Things Ever Done to Get Out of Something</title><description>&lt;a href="http://digg.com/comedy/The_7_Most_Insane_Things_Ever_Done_to_Get_Out_of_Something"&gt;The 7 Most Insane Things Ever Done to Get Out of Something&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Everybody knows a good excuse involves grand theft auto, arson and attempted suicide, amongst other things.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/853407761</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/853407761</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 21:21:41 +0900</pubDate></item><item><title>Woman Killed by Boyfriend After Topless Photo Shoot</title><description>&lt;a href="http://digg.com/people/Woman_Killed_by_Boyfriend_After_Topless_Photo_Shoot"&gt;Woman Killed by Boyfriend After Topless Photo Shoot&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;The death of Brittney Brashers, a 22-year-old Air Force veteran, seemed like a tragic accident: supposedly at the wheel when she drunkenly crashed, her passenger, Robert Walters, sustained only minor…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/853407767</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/853407767</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 21:21:41 +0900</pubDate></item><item><title>Funny How All The Senators Supporting Anti-FCC Bill, Have Raised Lots Of Money From AT&amp;T</title><description>&lt;a href="http://techdirt.com/articles/20100722/16060410325.shtml"&gt;Funny How All The Senators Supporting Anti-FCC Bill, Have Raised Lots Of Money From AT&amp;T&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;We mentioned, when the recent FCC report on broadband came out, that it seemed notable that the first politician out of the gate complaining about it, Rep. Cliff Stearns just happened to have had &lt;a href="http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20100721/00274810301.shtml"&gt;…&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/853070366</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/853070366</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 16:20:59 +0900</pubDate></item><item><title>The Bechdel Test for women in movies</title><description>&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/boingboing/iBag/~3/1-pli-stLJM/the-bechdel-test-for.html"&gt;The Bechdel Test for women in movies&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bLF6sAAMb4s&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" width="599" height="362" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;p&gt;
After watching the delightfully awkward new Duplass comedy &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.foxsearchlight.com/cyrus/"&gt;Cyrus&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; last night, a couple of friends and I started talking about the &lt;a href="http://bechdeltest.com/"&gt;Bechdel Test&lt;/a&gt; for women in movies. The test, named after…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/847437693</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/847437693</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 10:26:32 +0900</pubDate></item><item><title>How to juice your MacBook/Pro to 8GB RAM and 1TB HD for $299 (w/free USB HD enclosure)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/9To5Mac-MacAllDay/~3/JWJt5z7GmdE/20074"&gt;How to juice your MacBook/Pro to 8GB RAM and 1TB HD for $299 (w/free USB HD enclosure)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p style="text-align:center"&gt;
&lt;embed width="640" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J4sXj4C2B04&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="never" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Today the planets aligned for a pretty amazing set of Unibody MacBook Pro updates. If you want to literally max out your MacBook Pro, both RAM and hard drive have sunk to great prices in…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/847437696</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/847437696</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 10:26:32 +0900</pubDate></item><item><title>"My own motivation for working out is mostly to postpone my death at least until my wife is old..."</title><description>“My own motivation for working out is mostly to postpone my death at least until my wife is old enough that she can’t remarry anyone that would sexually threaten me when I watch them fucking from Heaven.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://hucksblog.blogspot.com/2010/07/sledgehammer-and-whore.html"&gt;SLEDGEHAMMER AND WHORE&lt;/a&gt; is a fucking hilariously good story. Loved the writing but really enjoyed the quote above. This dude is nuts.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/847257075</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/847257075</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 09:31:59 +0900</pubDate><category>entertainment</category><category>writing</category><category>tv</category></item><item><title>You Can't Appreciate How Completely Apple Has Humiliated The Cellphone Industry Until You See These Charts</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/you-cant-appreciate-how-completely-apple-has-humiliated-rim-nokia-and-the-rest-of-the-gadget-industry-until-you-see-these-charts-2010-7"&gt;You Can't Appreciate How Completely Apple Has Humiliated The Cellphone Industry Until You See These Charts&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Apple completely owns the mobile handset industry in terms of profit generated by sales of mobile phones. There are no two ways about it: Apple owns RIM, Nokia, HTC, Motorola, Sony Ericsson, etc.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/843125169</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/843125169</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 11:17:07 +0900</pubDate><category>business</category><category>mobile</category><category>apple</category></item><item><title>Whether You're BP Or A Petty Criminal, Photoshopping Yourself To Look Sympathetic Probably Isn't Wise</title><description>&lt;a href="http://techdirt.com/articles/20100720/12212210290.shtml"&gt;Whether You're BP Or A Petty Criminal, Photoshopping Yourself To Look Sympathetic Probably Isn't Wise&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yro.slashdot.org/story/10/07/20/1532237/Criminal-Photoshops-Himself-Into-Charity-Photos-In-Bid-For-Leniency?from=twitter"&gt;Slashdot&lt;/a&gt; pointed us to this fun story about a scam artist who tried to get leniency from a judge by showing him photos of charity work he had done. The only problem? &lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/good_scam_aritan_33Lve0jf6nuZYBYCuH4dPP"&gt;He Photoshopped himself into…&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/842549922</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/842549922</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 08:36:17 +0900</pubDate></item><item><title>Why 'Back to the Future' Is Secretly Horrifying</title><description>&lt;a href="http://digg.com/movies/Why_Back_to_the_Future_Is_Secretly_Horrifying"&gt;Why 'Back to the Future' Is Secretly Horrifying&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;There are some things in the ‘Back to the Future’ universe you never never noticed.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/836203854</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/836203854</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 21:23:02 +0900</pubDate></item><item><title>The 5 Levels Of Inception (Infographic) </title><description>&lt;a href="http://digg.com/movies/The_5_Levels_Of_Inception_Infographic"&gt;The 5 Levels Of Inception (Infographic) &lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Before you can even begin to guess at director Christopher Nolan’s intentions or what happens after the movie’s mind-blowing final sequence, you’ll need a clear idea of all the levels in Inception.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/836203835</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/836203835</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 21:23:02 +0900</pubDate></item><item><title>"To achieve its goal of ubiquitous broadband throughout the US, the FCC should encourage US wireless..."</title><description>“To achieve its goal of ubiquitous broadband throughout the US, the FCC should encourage US wireless carriers to provide US consumers with the same competitive choices that Japanese consumers soon will have.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;The Rural Cellular Association on the &lt;a href="http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2010/07/post-6.ars"&gt;state of broadband and mobile communications in the US&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/835369218</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/835369218</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 16:02:12 +0900</pubDate><category>business</category><category>fcc</category><category>rca</category><category>broadband</category><category>mobile</category></item><item><title>New 'LOST' Epilogue Photo May Answer One Burning Question</title><description>&lt;a href="http://digg.com/television/New_LOST_Epilogue_Photo_May_Answer_One_Burning_Question"&gt;New 'LOST' Epilogue Photo May Answer One Burning Question&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;You’ve been chomping at the bit for the 12-minute, DVD-only Lost epilogue called “The New Man in Charge”, which sheds a little light on just what happened to Hurley and Ben, post-finale. Now, a…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/827247544</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/827247544</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 18:25:14 +0900</pubDate></item><item><title>The Dock. (via sealust)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5q2sjG8i51qbg25fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Dock. (via &lt;a href="http://sealust.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;sealust&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/826420620</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://scott.jarkoff.com/post/826420620</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 13:50:56 +0900</pubDate><category>ocean</category><category>photography</category></item></channel></rss>
