Jase Says

Can we please talk about Iron Fist?

Mon, 20 Mar 2017 03:34:31 +1100

Warning, Spoilers ahead.. Read on if you don’t care or you’ve seen the Netflix Original Iron Fist

I’m going to buzzfeed this spoiler riddled post, Enjoy!

Dannys cringe “Solid Snake bad ass” voice (you know what i’m talking about) 

Dannys hair.. I just couldn’t take him seriously! when did he have time to go out for a perm? if we saw him do that it would’ve been more interesting than say the Meachums and god forbid build a character.. I shrugged it off though hoping that he would eventually grow some balls, do some research into what’s been happening in the real world and eventually…

get

mask

but, Nope.

Getting beaten most of the time, he kept saying he never loses… but yet he lost most of the time if it wasn’t for his Fisting gang; Coleen, Davos & Claire.

The fighting in this was subpar from the awesomeness of previous Netflix Originals  

The guy who played Bakuto didn’t even look or sound badass, he was too smug for his own good, at least give him an evil beard, a scar on his eye, A hat, a suit.. something

What? to cleché It’s a Marvel show.

The Meachums - both of them, Joy & Daddy daycare.. Ward was great though I thoroughly enjoyed him:

Character development (or lack there of) was Ward the only one who gave breath of life (pun intended) to this show? 

The whole ordeal with law and order.. yes we know it’s the real world and we somehow need to make seem like that:

The Can I talk to you for a second/ minute quote (way to take 99% of the cringe phrases in all CW hero shows) 

Most of the fight scenes were boring, rushed & cut strangely (I don’t even say that often about fight scenes!) 

The random split screen fight scene really confused me (you know what i’m talking about)

He should’ve at least got a damn mask.. Or a suit anything would’ve been better than seeing Perm baby face fight:

Jason knows what i’m talking about.

Did they even explain if the plant was shutting down? Ward was against shutting it down.. Now he’s the only one left is he just going to shrug it off and let it continue killing more people or has this whole ordeal with his daddy Daycare, Danny, Joy given him a new purpose in life for the good of man kind? 

“Oh Wardy ol’ boy, it’s all up to you now!” - Daddy Meachum.

Last but not least.. Danny.. Everything about him from his voice, look and potato tattoo to his physique and dialog:

I wanted to like this show but like previous Netflix originals it fails to wow me;
Jessica Jones started the trend of boredom & filler episodes followed by Luke Cage.

Hey, maybe season 2 will have the Iron fist, bulked up and wearing a mask?

Conversing with a Scammer

Wed, 13 Jul 2016 15:06:51 +1000

What could possibly go wrong?

It all started on Linked in, I was “friended” and by the time I could think of a good reason why I accepted their request I received hey sent me a simple but innocent message,

“Hey I have a Proposal for you” — This could mean anything!

I replied back with the following,

“Good Afternoon, Hope you’re doing well. Lets’s hear your proposal.”

Now Queue the long winded read:

Hello ,> First, thanks for responding to my message on linkedin. Please endeavor to read every details about this deal carefully. It’s important that you know this before we proceed, hence, I have taken my time to explain more. This is a once-in-a-lifetime deal for both of us. I know we are unfamiliar with each other but it takes a day for people to know. I would like to propose a legitimate business to you and please take this serious.I am proposing a deal that will make us richer.> I am Jason Richmond, a Senior Accountant with HSBC Bank Worldwide, but presently in the UK branch doing some account balancing. I’m the personal accountant to Engineer.(Christiano Farah) who dead while on sabbatical summer with his family,may their soul rest in peace. He died without leaving a Will.Several efforts were made to find his extended family through his without success. I received a notice last week to provide the next of kin of Engr.(Christiano Farah) been his accountant or the account risk been transferred to the government (es-cheat) in 14 days time.> I am contacting you to assist me in repatriating the funds left behind by my late client. This claim will be executed without breaching any UK laws and success is guaranteed if we cooperate on this. The bank will release the account to you because of my recommendation of you as the next of kin. I am a very religious man and I cannot lie; I expect the same from you.The amount involved is 9,649,400 Pounds(Nine Million Six Hundred And Forty Nine Thousand Four Hundred British Pound Sterling);I propose we share the proceeds 50:50, I think this is fair. I will give you all the necessary information about this deal when I get your response on this email.I anticipate your cooperation. Treat this proposal with utmost confidentially and urgency for a 100% success.> Do not take undue advantage of the trust I have bestowed in you, Thanks for your understanding. Regards, Jason Richmond

Wow, right?

I replied back with:

“Okay, text itself is meaningless show me contracts and further legal proof.”

And so He sent me the following:

Hello ,> Thanks for your response.Attach to this email is the death Certificate of my late client.About the Es cheat I would want you to play the role as the next of kin of Engr. Christiano Farah. There won’t be any problem regarding your name or nationality because am the one presenting you to the bank as the next of kin.> I want to stress again that this transaction is very legitimate and there is no risk involved as I am the personal accountant to Late Engr. Christiano Farah so anything I say concerning this will be followed by the bank Executives. However, before we can proceed further, I want you to assure me that you will be honest during the transaction and as soon as the funds is transferred to you we can meet in person and share money peacefully. You should understand that this transaction can be successful if we work together and as soon as I give you all legal procedure you will receive the funds from my bank,so I really need your assurance before we can proceed.I am totally very serious about this arrangement process as such I would want you to take this serious too. My personal instinct directed me to contact you and I just hope it was not a wrong thing to do.> First, you are required to send a scanned copy of your Driver’s License, Work ID or your International Passport through email. It is this copy of your Driver’s License or International Passport or Work ID that will be used by the Attorney to have all the necessary documentations perfected.> I shall direct you on the process of the claim; we shall start by sending a formal application to this effect. I will send you the text for the claims and transfer application to this effect. Thereafter,the bank will request of you the relevant back up documents to your claim and application according to the demand of our probate law for transfer of funds.> Once you have provided the Bank with their demands,they would now be under legal obligation to transfer the funds to your bank account. As part of the procedure of the claims, the documents that will be required from you will have to be acquired through legal procedures as the application of claim will be complimented with a legal award we shall have to seek from our law Court here in UK. Be assured that the procedures to be adopted in effecting the transfer in your favor will be official and legal which will protect us from any breach of the law.> Note: High confidentiality is required at all times. Do not tell anyone about this Transaction because it might be unsafe for me and you. I’m sorry but I can’t provide to you any mode of identification of my late client Engr. Christiano Farah because its very confidential and the bank alone can release that to you in due time,also It would be safer for us to communicate by email for now because my cell line and all other Staffs in my bank are tapped and monitored.I hope you see reason with my decision on us talking by mail for now. As soon as the money has been transferred to your account, I will then travel to a country of our choice where we can see in person and subsequently share the funds in the ratio as discussed earlier.> Above all, I personally count on God to facilitate our plan and understanding, to produce not just success but also peaceful sharing of the funds at the end of the day and a wealthy family business relationship between us. I also pray for establishment of cordial relationship between us. As soon as I hear from you and receive your assurance, I will send you details for you to contact my bank for there lease of the funds in the account of Engr. Christiano Farah to your account as his next of Kin ( Engr. Christiano Farah). I would advice that you follow all the steps and procedures which I will give so that we can get to the end of this transaction quickly.> I await your response. Best regards.

And attached was this:

I did some research,

yeah… a millionaire would not live in a unit:

I replied back with:

I could’ve gotten that template online and edited it to suit my needs & fool anyone.> Show me legal proof:> From the lawyer, place of death and how he and his family died. Surely a person with that amount of $ would’ve been in the news? Show me articles.

So now we wait for his/ her’s response.

I plan to send him fake details like licence..etc, this is going to be interesting! — Do unto others right?

I will keep updating this post as the messages AKA Bullshit continue to come through.

Horrible Customer Service!

Wed, 13 Jul 2016 14:48:32 +1000

we all know that meme, “You had One Job”

Well this is pretty much a live chat version of that!

So i’ve just had one of the worst customer service live conversations ever.. they had one job;

Unlock my account because of failed attempts at guessing my password for my account (I know I know.. I should really have written this down.. but this was for an electric company.. I hate dealing with them in the first place)

anyway, after several attempts I was locked out, I then reset my password successfully but in doing so it basically locked me out of the whole system! Now it was nagging me on contacting the admin, my next step was to contact their support.. here’s the conversation

Welcome to our online chat. We collect, use, disclose and store your personal information for the purpose of providing you with our products, without which we cannot provide you with these products. We may disclose your information to our third party providers in order to assist us in providing these products, which may include disclosure overseas. You can find more information in our Privacy Policy , including information about how you can access and correct your information, or make a complaint. Please note that we record and monitor our chats for service quality, security and verification purposes. To ensure we continue to improve our service, you will be asked about your experience today through a short survey at the end of the chat.

You are now chatting with Support.

Jason: hi there!

Support: Hello. How are you doing?

Jason: basically i’ve done goofed and typed the incorrect password to my account several times thus locking me out

Jason: so, please give me access again, i’m happy to give you the details to verify who I am.

Support: I see. Have you tried to re-register again?

Jason: no?

Support: We had a system enhancement and if you are an existing MyAccount user (prior to the 27 June 2016) you will need to create a new login in the updated MyAccount portal.

Jason:
i only registered last week, all i need is to unlock my account

Support:
What day did you register?

Jason:
i don’t know

Jason:
i typed in my password wrong a few times and it locked up

Jason:
i reset my password now

Jason:
but its still locked

Jason:
it wanted me to contact the admin

Support: Jason, please try to register again. If doesn’t work then I will assist you to reset your password.

Jason: i don’t have to

Jason: i know how to reset my password, i just want my account unlocked.

Jason:
here’s the email *email here*

Support: I understand. But please try to re-register.

Jason: …no you don’t.

Jason: let me speak to someone who does please, my account was working fine yesterday!

*5 minutes of silence*

Jason: hello?

Support: Okay. If you don’t want to re-register, I can only assist your with re-setting your password. I’m afraid I cant re-set it myself due to privacy reason. What I can do is to refer your account to a specialist to unlock it.

Jason: do that then.

Support: Sure. You’ve tried to re-set the password, correct?

Jason: yes, it worked fine.. account is still locked.

Jason: even with a successful password reset.. must be a security thing

Support: Okay. For privacy check, please provide your complete name, date of birth and billing address.

Jason: finally.

Jason: *name, date of birth and billing address here*

Support: Thank you for that information. I’ll refer your account to a specialist team to investigate, and you will receive a response within 10 business days.

Support: Would there be anything else?

Jason: ok then.

Jason: no.

Support: We hope we have resolved your enquiry today, if there is nothing else I can help you with Simply Energy would really value your feedback.

If you have a moment please answer 5 simple questions regarding your experience today after you click the Close Chat button in the top right hand corner.

Thank you for your time, have a great day!

Yeah, how about the lowest feedback you’ve ever had with an emoji of a turd to top it off.

This right here is the quality of Simply Energy Live chat:

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well there you have it, that’s what i’ve had to deal with today .. if you made it this far, thanks for reading!

This show man.. This show.I’m near the end of finishing...

Wed, 29 Jun 2016 05:36:46 +1000

This show man.. This show.

I’m near the end of finishing the final season again.. and I can’t help but think something…

If Full House & Gilmore girls could be revived.. why can’t That ‘70s Show??

I mean it’s going to happen more and more to classic tv shows since lately todays comedy tv has dropped into an all time low.

This show was everything, Funny, heartwarming, smart and all kind of Kelso Stupid!.. But the best thing about this show is it was actually.. Laugh Out Loud Funny.. sometimes you would even clap.. especially when Red Forman would come up with some way of putting his foot up Erics ass.

So My Question is, If they could revive shows.. Why not Revive That '70s Show?

I hope someone from Carsey werner productions see this and thinks hard and clear about bringing this gem back!

clientsfromhell: I’m an Australian freelancer, and I was working with an American Producer for an...

Fri, 04 Sep 2015 14:46:18 +1000

clientsfromhell:

I’m an Australian freelancer, and I was working with an American Producer for an Australian market.
Me: You’ve misspelled colour. We use the British spelling, so here, “color” would be incorrect.
Client: I’ll think about it.
Me: Well it’s an Aussie client and an Aussie target market. It would be a bit embarrassing to not spell it correctly.
Client: If it wasn’t for us saving your ass in World War II you would be Japanese!

Well that was blown way out of proportion 😂

Hey Tumblr, how are you today? I hope you’re doing well,...

Fri, 04 Sep 2015 00:09:26 +1000

Hey Tumblr, how are you today? I hope you’re doing well, let me introduce you to a project we’ve been working on for a while now;

stART: http://thinqtek.com/start

- Customisable Bookmarks

- Elegant minimal design

- A Large selection of Images to use from Reddit, Bing or Chromecast

- Custom Reddit Sort Options – Top, Hot or New

- Custom Image Library - Use your own images

- Search window with latest news, photos and videos - Start your day with all the latest and greatest information available at your fingertips)

- Widgets (still in beta) - Add your IP & Time on the homescreen. Currently working on weather & several other widgets

There’s much more coming.. although, this is only the start we can assure you that this is going to evolve into something amazing.

So what are you waiting for? head over to http://thinqtek.com/start & experiment around!

just watched this horrible (leaked) pilot of Supergirl…...

Sat, 23 May 2015 02:39:47 +1000

just watched this horrible (leaked) pilot of Supergirl… Ugh.. I don’t know where to begin… let’s just start with,

This show won’t last the first season.

It’s bad.. I don’t even know how to explain it.. It’s like The Asylum movie bad… and they’re actually fun to watch if you’re into cringe popcorn flicks.. but this wasn’t fun.. this was straight up rubbish used by a bird to build a nest but instead of living there the bird decided to take several thousand dumps all over it.

Check it out for yourself, i’d love to hear what you guys thought about it.

The first episode of Wayward Pines aired today, have you guys...

Sat, 16 May 2015 15:18:28 +1000

The first episode of Wayward Pines aired today, have you guys seen it yet? Man.. it was brilliant.. it’s a new show that is going to put you on the edge of your seat. It’s by the M Night Shyamalan team but don’t think of it as a bad thing & Don’t let that put you off, Wayward Pines Has a Vintage Shyamalan Feel.

Here’s a quick synopsis:

“A Secret Service agent goes to Wayward Pines, Idaho, in search of two federal agents who have gone missing in the bucolic town. He soon learns that he may never get out of Wayward Pines alive.”

and here’s the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsQ9Fl0VCkk

The first episode is available online from whatever source you use, streaming, torrenting… check it out & let me know what you think!

tastefullyoffensive: (comic by the awkward yeti)

Sat, 17 Jan 2015 05:52:31 +1100

tastefullyoffensive:

(comic by the awkward yeti)

safelyendangered: Duckdoo!

Sat, 17 Jan 2015 05:52:07 +1100

safelyendangered:

Duckdoo!

Those who know me have laughed as I have used a rubber band,...

Sun, 31 Aug 2014 22:47:15 +1000

Those who know me have laughed as I have used a rubber band, hair tie to wrap around my credit/bank cards and cash.

I gave up carrying wallets years ago because of their terrible quality: No matter the price your wallet, it’s going to fall apart and get full of receipts, loose change or random piles of cards… Hell it’s probably happening to you right now and you don’t realise it!

Then I saw the, ZENLET a Kickstarter campaign (but like most kickstarter wallets.. I thought Nope this wont get funded) but I was wrong It was funded this month!

It’s Simplicity, texture, size, weight and the way it operated just screamed: “THE PERFECT WALLET!”

Thus i’ve purchased one! It’s only 29 bucks but it’s going to change the way I use my wallet & I am okay with this.

Those interested check out the kickstarter campaign here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1562350776/zenlet-amazingly-intuitive-wallet

If you’re interested in purchasing one the shop is here: https://shop.trycelery.com/page/918f9ddc-714e-466d-8a18-5a1914fe72c2

TL;DR? Your current wallet sucks, this is the future of wallets, check it out!

Message friends in the Facebook app without Messenger

Fri, 15 Aug 2014 23:35:46 +1000

Here’s a trick that will let you use facebook messenger in facebook without installing the extra message client for iPhone and iPad!

1. Head into the Facebook app and tap the Messages tab

2. Tap the Install Messenger button

3. When your phone switches over to the App Store, tap download, then immediately hit the stop button. This cancels the download

4. Go back to the Facebook app and enjoy your messages.

Look ma, no Facebook Messenger! I am not sure how long this trick will last but for those who don’t want to install the extra app, this is for you!

Oh Batman!

Thu, 07 Aug 2014 11:35:18 +1000

Oh Batman!

Can someone explain this to me, The new Spiderman, no I’m...

Fri, 21 Feb 2014 13:28:02 +1100

Can someone explain this to me, The new Spiderman, no I’m not talking about the one with emo Tobey Maguire, Nope.. I am talking about the one with Andrew Garfield.

**Warning Spoilers if you live under a rock/cave/Westeros and haven’t seen this movie stop reading now!**

So near the end of the movie, the part where Gwen Stacy’s father ‘Captain Stacy’ (Shrugs at his first name) his dying wish was that peter promise stay away from Gwen, to keep her safe… It was a nice heartfelt moment right? we all had these feels towards the father after thinking he was a dick through the whole movie he turned out to be an over protective and loving father (cliché but it still worked)

Now my question is, why in the world did the writers make Peter Parker shit all over his promise to Captain Stacy? It’s like that final scene with Peter and the captain meant nothing to him, sure Peter will not get the girl this time and Gwen would never find out why Peter stayed away.. the ending would’ve been complicated and emotional which in my honest opinion not a bad thing for a rebooted and darker Spiderman.. but taking a huge steamy dump over a dying fathers promise… Well that kind of ruined the movie for me. It felt like the good guy had to get the girl in the end no matter what!

Now unless I missed something that would indicate that he would keep his promise and stop being Spiderman and just be Peter Parker (I don’t see anything wrong with that) Gwen would not be in danger and so his promise to her dying father would be respected.

Please explain?!

Just made a Walking Dead Fanmix (music from the show) - Check it...

Fri, 07 Feb 2014 15:23:08 +1100

Just made a Walking Dead Fanmix (music from the show) - Check it out on spotify!

doctorwho: Karen. Daaaaaamn!

Mon, 11 Nov 2013 23:37:14 +1100

doctorwho:

Karen.

Daaaaaamn!

Judge the song for yourself, press play.. then read this short...

Wed, 02 Oct 2013 16:32:46 +1000

Judge the song for yourself, press play.. then read this short review:

Weaksauce song! Sure she looks good but, wow it’s like a Solo Black eyed peas song/ Fergie song that’s been Autotuned to the max.. not to mention the filtering used to make her look like an airbrushed model in every scene!

The Song isn’t fun nor catchy (which is what I think they were going for) and she looks like she works at a strip club in every scene (minus the dress scene) So the meaning of the song in my honest opinion is;

Work at a Strip club, have dance moves, never look natural and always swear because you were inspired by Jesse from Breaking bad *shrugs*… because if you don’t you’ll always be poor & won’t have a Lamborghini… (Aww Sad a face)

Have 99% of all artists joined a cult that is trying to annihilate our youth? What happened to the innocence that we all fell in love with? .. Guess all that work she built for herself went out the door….. Bitch!

l4dyst4rdust: So sad about the end of Breaking Bad so I painted...

Mon, 30 Sep 2013 01:13:00 +1000

l4dyst4rdust:

So sad about the end of Breaking Bad so I painted this.

A close friend of mine painted this (possible) Breaking Bad ending of our Hero/ Villain; Walter White.

It’s an amazing piece that must be shared & Reblogged!

Today is the Season Finale of Breaking Bad, lots of emotions...

Sun, 29 Sep 2013 20:26:39 +1000

Today is the Season Finale of Breaking Bad, lots of emotions will be going through my head.

Unfolowing people due to not keeping up with tumblr

Sun, 29 Sep 2013 18:18:49 +1000

I am going to unfollow everyone.. I have neglected tumblr (this I am sorry about) but if you’re following me please let me know via, reblog, Inbox or Tweeting me: @jeayese so I can follow back.. I have no idea who I am following anymore because people changed their usernames.. I miss you guys! .. Whoever you are HHAHAH