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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/rss2full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><rss xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><description>What do you want to know? I’m married, have two kids and live in Rome, GA. I’m Director of Information Technology by day, and lately it seems like at night as well.</description><title>jasonalford.com</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @jasonalford)</generator><link>http://jasonalford.com/</link><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/jasonalford" type="application/rss+xml" /><feedburner:feedFlare href="http://add.my.yahoo.com/rss?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffeeds.feedburner.com%2Fjasonalford" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/my/addtomyyahoo4.gif">Subscribe with My Yahoo!</feedburner:feedFlare><feedburner:feedFlare href="http://www.newsgator.com/ngs/subscriber/subext.aspx?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffeeds.feedburner.com%2Fjasonalford" src="http://www.newsgator.com/images/ngsub1.gif">Subscribe with NewsGator</feedburner:feedFlare><feedburner:feedFlare href="http://www.bloglines.com/sub/http://feeds.feedburner.com/jasonalford" src="http://www.bloglines.com/images/sub_modern11.gif">Subscribe with Bloglines</feedburner:feedFlare><feedburner:feedFlare href="http://www.netvibes.com/subscribe.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffeeds.feedburner.com%2Fjasonalford" src="http://www.netvibes.com/img/add2netvibes.gif">Subscribe with Netvibes</feedburner:feedFlare><feedburner:feedFlare href="http://fusion.google.com/add?feedurl=http%3A%2F%2Ffeeds.feedburner.com%2Fjasonalford" src="http://buttons.googlesyndication.com/fusion/add.gif">Subscribe with Google</feedburner:feedFlare><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" /><item><title>One of these bands is not like the others.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krxyotmF3S1qz4wefo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;One of these bands is not like the others.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jasonalford/~4/8GtMAwhMm9I" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jasonalford/~3/8GtMAwhMm9I/220435055</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://jasonalford.com/post/220435055</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:29:16 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://jasonalford.com/post/220435055</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Funny video of the life of Google Street View drivers.</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1922981&amp;fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1922981&amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1922981&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Funny video of the life of Google Street View drivers.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jasonalford/~4/NmX60y5WOGA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jasonalford/~3/NmX60y5WOGA/219479683</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://jasonalford.com/post/219479683</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:52:49 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://jasonalford.com/post/219479683</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Funny video of David Crowder introducing his new album.</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6471597&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6471597&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=6471597&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Funny video of David Crowder introducing his new album.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?a=MKwvD-D7fg8:vKiS6jOVc_U:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jasonalford/~4/MKwvD-D7fg8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jasonalford/~3/MKwvD-D7fg8/189796286</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://jasonalford.com/post/189796286</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:08:20 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://jasonalford.com/post/189796286</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Switchfoot is back with an updated sound. This is “Mess of...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/y9lg7Utdnyk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y9lg7Utdnyk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Switchfoot is back with an updated sound. This is “Mess of Me” off their upcoming CD &lt;em&gt;Hello Hurricane&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?a=-TcciinHjXo:sUXC7wJ2KxA:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jasonalford/~4/-TcciinHjXo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jasonalford/~3/-TcciinHjXo/184151491</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://jasonalford.com/post/184151491</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:11:40 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://jasonalford.com/post/184151491</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>MuteMath playing “Backfire” on The Late Show with...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QJHh1bRKD7k&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QJHh1bRKD7k&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;MuteMath playing “Backfire” on The Late Show with David Letterman (8/27/09).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?a=NarnBeT4RDI:qQtbJrXtjI4:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jasonalford/~4/NarnBeT4RDI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jasonalford/~3/NarnBeT4RDI/173954657</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://jasonalford.com/post/173954657</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:02:00 -0400</pubDate><category>music</category><feedburner:origLink>http://jasonalford.com/post/173954657</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>“Jars” by Chevelle

The album comes out on 8/31/09....</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MLAoldqNWOA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MLAoldqNWOA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Jars” by Chevelle&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The album comes out on 8/31/09. I pre-ordered the album and got the digital version early. It’s GOOD.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jasonalford/~4/q0GyL0QGG7c" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jasonalford/~3/q0GyL0QGG7c/173207794</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://jasonalford.com/post/173207794</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:05:58 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://jasonalford.com/post/173207794</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"Be liberal in what you accept, and conservative in what you send."</title><description>“Be liberal in what you accept, and conservative in what you send.” - Jon Postel&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?a=9H2hX0MlKZY:q672Arj49M8:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jasonalford/~4/9H2hX0MlKZY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jasonalford/~3/9H2hX0MlKZY/167425581</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://jasonalford.com/post/167425581</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:44:56 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://jasonalford.com/post/167425581</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>The new MuteMath album that comes out next week is highly...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xclFRJfZdEw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xclFRJfZdEw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The new MuteMath album that comes out next week is highly anticipated. This is their new song “The Nerve” performed live in Tokyo.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?a=SIYyMdAIQR8:utJpylqggzI:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jasonalford/~4/SIYyMdAIQR8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jasonalford/~3/SIYyMdAIQR8/162209665</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://jasonalford.com/post/162209665</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:39:52 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://jasonalford.com/post/162209665</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>(via)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/2tOBgfPF7qz99x5huBKiZfzZo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://digg.com/comedy/Photo_Crasher" target="_blank"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?a=RXwg_7J0ZZ4:1L3BfUGnB4M:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jasonalford/~4/RXwg_7J0ZZ4" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jasonalford/~3/RXwg_7J0ZZ4/160043052</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://jasonalford.com/post/160043052</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 17:23:56 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://jasonalford.com/post/160043052</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>The Longest Way 1.0 - one year walk/beard grow time lapse</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4636202&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4636202&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4636202&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Longest Way 1.0 - one year walk/beard grow time lapse&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?a=I3nhVOx4GwE:g9UpojHxw-o:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jasonalford/~4/I3nhVOx4GwE" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jasonalford/~3/I3nhVOx4GwE/157254228</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://jasonalford.com/post/157254228</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 12:44:47 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://jasonalford.com/post/157254228</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"…a group of people who want to see IE 6 disappear as soon as possible."</title><description>“…a group of people who want to see IE 6 disappear as soon as possible.” -  IE6 No More...&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?a=M132G4CZOz8:DJua-4c6aKE:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jasonalford/~4/M132G4CZOz8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jasonalford/~3/M132G4CZOz8/156498253</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://jasonalford.com/post/156498253</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:49:47 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://jasonalford.com/post/156498253</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>switch-hitter vs switch-pitcher

Here’s another video of...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-2oD8KzxS14&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-2oD8KzxS14&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;switch-hitter vs switch-pitcher&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Here’s &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2oD8KzxS14" target="_blank"&gt;another video&lt;/a&gt; of the pitcher’s incredible talent.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?a=B4W4zXAvVas:Mxfg9A4k2Vw:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jasonalford/~4/B4W4zXAvVas" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jasonalford/~3/B4W4zXAvVas/155815234</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://jasonalford.com/post/155815234</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:19:21 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://jasonalford.com/post/155815234</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xbpvKg5qF9U&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xbpvKg5qF9U&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?a=Sk6AdWQT92k:myZQiOa2QF0:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jasonalford/~4/Sk6AdWQT92k" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jasonalford/~3/Sk6AdWQT92k/155712752</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://jasonalford.com/post/155712752</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 12:09:27 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://jasonalford.com/post/155712752</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Paul Graham: Maker's Schedule, Manager's Schedule</title><description>Paul Graham: Maker's Schedule, Manager's Schedule: For someone on the maker’s schedule, having...&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?a=YILcE-am5gM:iWtTOP50z5Y:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jasonalford/~4/YILcE-am5gM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jasonalford/~3/YILcE-am5gM/147544199</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://jasonalford.com/post/147544199</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 10:14:40 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://jasonalford.com/post/147544199</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>This is one of my biggest pet peeves with Windows! (via dailymeh...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/J3NDOAUuIq4i2if2fcvcm5k9o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is one of my biggest pet peeves with Windows! (via &lt;a href="http://dailymeh.tumblr.com/post/145255048" target="_blank"&gt;dailymeh&lt;/a&gt; &amp; &lt;a href="http://xkcd.com/612/" target="_blank"&gt;xkcd&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?a=uOow8jBgzwk:y_jHtMKb_PQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jasonalford/~4/uOow8jBgzwk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jasonalford/~3/uOow8jBgzwk/145328693</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://jasonalford.com/post/145328693</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 09:01:11 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://jasonalford.com/post/145328693</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Funny use of quotes at a rest stop, especially since the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/2tOBgfPF7pqvkkplSept0RKjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Funny use of quotes at a rest stop, especially since the security guard is so old he can barely move.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?a=PKUgn_EnP6I:vQwK8YXo1AA:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jasonalford/~4/PKUgn_EnP6I" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jasonalford/~3/PKUgn_EnP6I/139211426</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://jasonalford.com/post/139211426</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:57:18 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://jasonalford.com/post/139211426</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>I just checked Fever and was pleasantly surprised to see that it...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/2tOBgfPF7pphpcziXD59cga8o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I just checked &lt;a href="http://www.feedafever.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Fever&lt;/a&gt; and was pleasantly surprised to see that it had updated itself. This is how all self-hosted web apps should work (if you choose to let them do so).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?a=0cmjvD35onY:rILvlE7CReI:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jasonalford/~4/0cmjvD35onY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jasonalford/~3/0cmjvD35onY/138591011</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://jasonalford.com/post/138591011</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:42:29 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://jasonalford.com/post/138591011</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>via historical tweets</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/2tOBgfPF7pmlxwhwpjxWoXg6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://historicaltweets.com/2009/07/07/feel-the-heat-from-michael-jacksons-tweets/" target="_blank"&gt;historical tweets&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?a=gp-laHbQstY:Ug2VlmiAI1k:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jasonalford/~4/gp-laHbQstY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jasonalford/~3/gp-laHbQstY/137267840</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://jasonalford.com/post/137267840</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:17:47 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://jasonalford.com/post/137267840</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>After posting the previous fireworks safety video, I had to post...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jw7ajsKmbd4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jw7ajsKmbd4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;After posting the previous fireworks safety video, I had to post this scene from Joe Dirt.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Joe Dirt:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;So your gonna tell me that you don’t have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kicking Wing:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;No.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Joe Dirt:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;Oh come on man. You don’t got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kicking Wing:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;No, I don’t.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Joe Dirt:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;You’re gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kicking Wing:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;No… because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Joe Dirt:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;Well that might be your problem, it’s not what you like, it’s the consumer.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?a=IwiVZBwFN0E:9v4bh21i0Ao:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jasonalford/~4/IwiVZBwFN0E" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jasonalford/~3/IwiVZBwFN0E/137123148</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://jasonalford.com/post/137123148</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:22:43 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://jasonalford.com/post/137123148</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>This is a few days late for the 4th of July, but there’s...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nJ80BJJtpUA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nJ80BJJtpUA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is a few days late for the 4th of July, but there’s no wrong time to learn about fireworks safety. Especially with bits of wisdom like “&lt;i&gt;The first thing to know about firework safety: fireworks ain’t safe.&lt;/i&gt;”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?a=OS1FrRqps0Q:O88AaK9am5Y:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/jasonalford?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jasonalford/~4/OS1FrRqps0Q" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jasonalford/~3/OS1FrRqps0Q/137115327</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://jasonalford.com/post/137115327</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:06:51 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://jasonalford.com/post/137115327</feedburner:origLink></item></channel></rss>
