http://www.jassrichards.com comedic Writer Sun, 19 Feb 2012 05:56:25 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.jassrichards.com/if-youre-so-proud-to-be-an-american/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=if-youre-so-proud-to-be-an-american http://www.jassrichards.com/if-youre-so-proud-to-be-an-american/#comments Sun, 19 Feb 2012 05:56:25 +0000 jass http://www.jassrichards.com/?p=499 http://www.jassrichards.com/if-youre-so-proud-to-be-an-american/feed/ 0 http://www.jassrichards.com/many-men-express-surprise-and-puzzlement/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=many-men-express-surprise-and-puzzlement http://www.jassrichards.com/many-men-express-surprise-and-puzzlement/#comments Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:15:49 +0000 jass http://www.jassrichards.com/?p=495 Apparently many of us still haven’t connected having sex with having babies.]]>
Apparently many of us still haven’t connected having sex with having babies. ]]> http://www.jassrichards.com/many-men-express-surprise-and-puzzlement/feed/ 0 http://www.jassrichards.com/there-have-been-over-1900-tests-of-nuclear-weapons/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=there-have-been-over-1900-tests-of-nuclear-weapons http://www.jassrichards.com/there-have-been-over-1900-tests-of-nuclear-weapons/#comments Sun, 05 Feb 2012 01:44:04 +0000 jass http://www.jassrichards.com/?p=492 And we haven’t figured out yet what to do with the leftover stuff. We have enough radioactive waste to contaminate all of the Earth’s lakes and rivers – twice. [...]]]>
And we haven’t figured out yet what to do with the leftover stuff. We have enough radioactive waste to contaminate all of the Earth’s lakes and rivers – twice. Canada alone has enough to stack a six foot high pile along the TransCanada Highway from coast to coast. We don’t know what to do with the stuff. But we keep making it.

We tossed some of it into the ocean. But apparently it doesn’t just dissolve. We launched some of it into outer space. But now the insurance companies won’t cover our space shuttles for collision. We buried some of it in containers–that clearly won’t last as long as the stuff itself. And we used some of it to build schools and kitchen tables. Call it recycling. Our favourite way to get rid of it, however, seems to be sneaking into some other country’s back yard late at night, dumping it, and then running away. ]]> http://www.jassrichards.com/there-have-been-over-1900-tests-of-nuclear-weapons/feed/ 0 http://www.jassrichards.com/we-do-heroic-things/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=we-do-heroic-things http://www.jassrichards.com/we-do-heroic-things/#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 16:39:34 +0000 jass http://www.jassrichards.com/?p=488 Otherwise, they would never get the chance to experience a long, slow death from PCB poisoning.]]>
Otherwise, they would never get the chance to experience a long, slow death from PCB poisoning. ]]> http://www.jassrichards.com/we-do-heroic-things/feed/ 0 http://www.jassrichards.com/i-used-to-run-a-support-group/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=i-used-to-run-a-support-group http://www.jassrichards.com/i-used-to-run-a-support-group/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 23:56:01 +0000 jass http://www.jassrichards.com/?p=485 But no one ever came.]]>
But no one ever came. ]]> http://www.jassrichards.com/i-used-to-run-a-support-group/feed/ 0 http://www.jassrichards.com/the-team-of-genetic-researchers/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-team-of-genetic-researchers http://www.jassrichards.com/the-team-of-genetic-researchers/#comments Thu, 12 Jan 2012 01:13:05 +0000 jass http://www.jassrichards.com/?p=451 Grown men, brilliant men, men on the cutting edge of science, men who become headline news, are quite likely [...]]]>
Grown men, brilliant men, men on the cutting edge of science, men who become headline news, are quite likely still forcing farts at the dinner table and snickering about it. ]]> http://www.jassrichards.com/the-team-of-genetic-researchers/feed/ 0 http://www.jassrichards.com/in-the-spring-of-1991/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=in-the-spring-of-1991 http://www.jassrichards.com/in-the-spring-of-1991/#comments Thu, 05 Jan 2012 02:31:00 +0000 jass http://www.jassrichards.com/?p=449 He got as far as the state line before he was robbed and pushed off a bridge.]]>
He got as far as the state line before he was robbed and pushed off a bridge.]]> http://www.jassrichards.com/in-the-spring-of-1991/feed/ 0 http://www.jassrichards.com/another-reason-were-too-stupid-to-visit/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=another-reason-were-too-stupid-to-visit http://www.jassrichards.com/another-reason-were-too-stupid-to-visit/#comments Fri, 30 Dec 2011 21:37:32 +0000 jass http://www.jassrichards.com/?p=447 We make toy guns, encouraging our kids to play at killing each other.]]>
We make toy guns, encouraging our kids to play at killing each other.]]> http://www.jassrichards.com/another-reason-were-too-stupid-to-visit/feed/ 0 http://www.jassrichards.com/i-dont-do-christmas/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=i-dont-do-christmas http://www.jassrichards.com/i-dont-do-christmas/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 16:00:09 +0000 jass http://www.jassrichards.com/?p=441


As Zoe Fairburns points out, “The birth of a male who thinks he’s god isn’t such a rare event.”]]>


As Zoe Fairburns points out, “The birth of a male who thinks he’s god isn’t such a rare event.” ]]> http://www.jassrichards.com/i-dont-do-christmas/feed/ 0 http://www.jassrichards.com/the-training-center-for-subversive-warfare/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-training-center-for-subversive-warfare http://www.jassrichards.com/the-training-center-for-subversive-warfare/#comments Wed, 14 Dec 2011 18:19:11 +0000 jass http://www.jassrichards.com/?p=435 Otherwise, it would be, what, wrong?]]>
Otherwise, it would be, what, wrong? ]]> http://www.jassrichards.com/the-training-center-for-subversive-warfare/feed/ 0