Jeanshorts And Baggedmilk

Bonsignore Citizens Brigade: Edmonton @ Detroit

2012-02-08T15:38:00.004-07:00

PIGGYBACK RIDE!! Wait, didn't we just play these motherfuckers like yesterday? And the Oilers chased former, uh, Oiler Ty Conklin after just one period? And then some guy with one of the most white names of all time came in and shut the front door while the Wings rallied and ended up taking the lead before Jordan Eberle pulled out his patented Last Second Magic To Tie The Game®? Yes, this all

Would the Oilers move Gagner... Yes.

2012-02-07T08:06:00.002-07:00

The Oilers are willing to move Sam Gagner. The asking price is a top 4 defenseman or a top defensive prospect. It is out there that both Nashville and Chicago are very interested in him but are not willing to give up Ellis or Hjalmarsson.

Say goodbye to Hemsky Oil fans

2012-02-06T08:17:00.002-07:00

I heard a very interesting tidbit of information this weekend that I figured all of you should know.Hemsky is looking for upwards of 5.75m per year. From what my source told me "There is absolutely no way he will be an Oiler after the deadline."Sorry folks but Hemsky's days are numbered in Edmonton.

Bonsignore Citizens Brigade: Detroit @ Edmonton

2012-02-04T15:42:00.002-07:00

Sam it feels good to be a Gagner I don't know about you guys, but I woke up this morning with another GRB (Gagner-related-boner). Seriously, I'm still in shock and awe at what happened on Thursday. Like thousands of people have pointed out we Oiler fans haven't had much to cheer for over the last 5 or 6 years, let alone watched a game we'll probably remember for the rest of our lives. It was

Ramblings from a Sober fan Part III

2012-01-26T10:54:00.000-07:00

If you're an Oilers fan you've probably felt a mix of emotions over the past month. Everything from FUCK MY LIFE I WANT TO DIE!!! To Holy Shit that Dubnyk is pretty good, and if we didn't have all of these injuries we wouldn't be a lottery team. Right now I am just totally fucking confused as to what I am seeing on a night to night basis. Last Year UFA signings... Belanger - I still like this

Bonsignore Citizens Brigade: Oilers @ Canucks

2012-01-24T19:57:00.000-07:00

Real-life Example Of What The BCB Looks Like At This Point *Blows off a 27 inch pile of dust* Hello? Is this thing on? Where am I? Holy shit, it's the year 2012 already?? Where has the time gone? So yeah, we've been a bit of an absentee dad lately, and for that we're sorry. But honestly, who can blame us? Outside of all the BS we've been dealing with for the last month or so (moving, "

Hemsky to Dallas

2012-01-20T12:41:00.003-07:00

Hey Jackasses! I'm back with a brand new juicy rumour...Ales Hemsky to Dallas for Mark Fistric and a 4th round pick.It sounds like Dallas is looking to add a offensive player to help fill in the gap while Ribiero and Benn are out with injuries and the Oilers need another defenseman that can play at an NHL level.Fistric is what the Oilers could only hope Peckham turns into.Would you make this

This bothers the living piss out of me

2012-01-18T13:59:00.005-07:00

I found a bunch of pictures taken of me and there was once constant, check out my pinky! THAT BOTHERS THE HELL OUT OF ME. I hold I mic like i'm drinking tea! What if I masturbate with my pinky out? These are the things that I think about. What else has been bothering me MPS and his lack of will to play aggressiveThe Oilers curse hurting our kidsThe fact that Samantha King the Oilers new anthem

Who Should Stay and Who Should Go?/response to anger

2012-01-16T14:29:00.006-07:00

Blog post reserved for after I eat some lunch ;) Till then everyone ponder this, would it benefit hockey, Alberta, The Oilers, and society as a whole if Hall and Eberle were gay? I am back! forgive the absence gang lunch turned into an all day hang out you know how it is. First and foremost I feel I should apologize to the anonymous one. I had no idea you were so angered by the thought of

For Better Or For Worse

2012-01-06T00:20:00.006-07:00

Are the 2011-2012 Oilers better or worse than their 2010-2011 counterparts? At first glance the answer is an alarming no. But lets look and some numbers just for kicks! 2010-2011 Season - January 6 Games Played: 38League Standing: 28Goals For: 99Goals Against: 125Goal Differential: -26Year Ending Powerplay: 14.5% 27th in LeagueYear Ending Penalty Kill: 77% 29th in League D-Core: Whitney (

Fan Voting Fails Again

2012-01-05T09:22:00.000-07:00

So the NHL just released the starters for the All-Star Game. WTF are fans thinking! Senator fans have just shown the world that they are just as stupid as Canadien fans (Seriously Komisarek?). Forwards: Daniel Alfredsson Jason Spezza Milan Michalek Defense: Erik Karlsson Dion Phaneuf Goalie: Tim Thomas What it should have looked like Forwards: Phil Kessel Claude Giroux Evgeni Malkin or

To my BFF, Ales Hemsky

2011-12-30T21:30:00.012-07:00

Photo courtesy of Wanye Gretz. (Not pictured: Scott Hood) What's up bro? How have you been? I hope you’re starting to feel better. When last we spoke, you informed me that you were still a little sore but you were confident that you were over the injury troubles that have plagued you in the last couple of years. I, as well as the majority of the fan base in Edmonton have been waiting

Bonsignore Citizens Brigade: Oilers @ Wild

2011-12-29T08:48:00.000-07:00

Back to work Christmas... check. Over eating... check. Over drinking... check. Back to work... ugh. The worst part of Christmas has to be going back to work. After sitting there drinking and eating for a week straight, it was damn near impossible for me to wake up for work yesterday morning. Even worse is having buddies, including JS, that have the week off rub the whole thing in my face.

A Holiday Message From Steve Schulte

2011-12-27T19:10:00.005-07:00

Some of you are wondering why I haven't posted a blog in a while, the majority of you don't know who I am or care. This is my caring face. As truth would have it, I succumbed to my rather nerdy self and spent the past month rocking two important cultural issues in life.The first portion of my month involved practicing this rather boss technique in battlefield 3. To date I can jump in and out

Happy Festivus

2011-12-23T08:27:00.001-07:00

Get your festivus poles out Did the Oilers actually beat the Minnesota Wild in Edmonton last night? I kind of felt like I was watching a solar eclipse. As much as dominating the Wild was a thing of beauty, I wasn't sure if I could look directly at the game - there were instances when things were far too bright. Seriously though, how about that 1st line? The line of Hall-RNH-Eberle

Bonsignore Citizens Brigade: Wild @ Oilers

2011-12-22T18:14:00.003-07:00

My first punch is a dropkick! The Oilers have been playing anywhere from shitastically terrible to pretty decent but are still finding ways to lose games like it's 2010. Everyone is losing their minds because, against all odds, the team that finished dead last TWO YEARS IN A ROW is miraculously not in the playoff picture almost halfway through the season. Every single thing the Oilers do wrong

What to do with Hemsky

2011-12-20T21:37:00.000-07:00

Oh look ANOTHER turnover at the blueline. What the hell is Tambellini going to do with Hemsky? It's obvious he isn't going to be an Oiler next year so get rid of the fucking guy. This year I've posted about a Semin/Hemsky swap and that didn't go over well. Everyone, myself included, would like to see a top 4 defenseman included in the return for 83. The problem is, what is Hemsky worth right

WHO'S EXCITED???

2011-12-19T17:42:00.006-07:00

ARE YOU AS EXCITED AS THIS GUY???? Shame on you! I know it's been awhile since "you've seen boobies" oilerfan but the time will come again when you will be "that guy" happy! If you're not excited to watch Oilers games recently, you're not alone. Since a season opening victory vs the Penguins of Pittsburgh at home, oiler fan has been "super glue" high on what this team is capable of.

What Was That?

2011-12-16T08:50:00.000-07:00

Ugh... Seriously... What the fuck? That effort, last night, against the Phoenix Coyotes was brutal. Getting out shot 42-20 by the Coyotes is unacceptable, ESPECIALLY when they played the night before. Not only did they get out shot by a tired squad, the Oilers had been sitting in Phoenix waiting to play for days. This one stings. One of the things that annoy me the most, is that this is a

Bonsignore Citizens Brigade: Oilers @ Coyotes

2011-12-15T11:32:00.000-07:00

Holy shit it's game day! Well well well, what do we have here? A hockey game? Give me a quick minute to check my sources... hmm what do you know? After months of hiatus time, the Oilers are back on the ice in Phoenix tonight. Not only are they on the ice, they're actually playing an NHL hockey game to boot. Well played NHL, you've got us right where you want us. The reason I always get

Seriously, What's With the Schedule

2011-12-14T08:48:00.000-07:00

Two games back to back, 12 weeks off... 1 game on, 1 game on the shitter... What is the deal with the NHL schedule this year? I've tried to make sense of it, but no matter how I push the beads on my abacus across this schedule still sucks. As I'm writing this, I'm looking at the Oilers schedule and I don't understand what's going on. December started with 2 games then a 3 day break, 3 games

Crosby out... Again?

2011-12-12T12:05:00.000-07:00

For the Ladies... It looks like we are almost at the beginning of another "What if?" career. Crosby took 9 months off and after lighting the world on fire with 4 points in his first game back and 12 over 8 games, he is out again. If this is the beginning of the end and I honestly think it just may be do you think Crosby has done enough in his 4 full seasons and 3 partial seasons to be

Bonsignore Citizens Brigade: Oilers @ Flames

2011-12-10T17:43:00.000-07:00

Yeeeaaaahhhhhhhhhh, Sam Gaaagggnnneerrrsssss Onnnnnnn Fiiiirrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee Through all the highs and lows this seasons, the good games and the suicide-inducingly bad ones (Carolina), from the Jonesy hat trick to PRV still sporting a goose egg in the G column, one thing has remained constant this season; The Oilers having more points than the Flames. And tonight my causal acquaintances will

Bonsignore Citizens Brigade: Avalanche @ Oilers

2011-12-09T15:47:00.002-07:00

I demand an end to this madness! I demand that the Oilers play a hockey game that they actually give a shit about! I demand a power play that SHOOOOOOOTS! I demand the return of the winning ways that we saw in the first 10 games of the season. I'll be attending the game tonight, and thus, I demand results. As it stands right now this entire home stand, for the most part, has been a disaster.

JSBM Entertain Contest Winners

2011-12-08T13:10:00.001-07:00

Winners! So Tuesday we gave all of you one last chance to whip something up for a free JSBM t-shirt... As expected, nothing came in. On the bright side, what we did receive is absolute gold. As promised, each of the following entries have earned JSBM Hallamania shirt - well deserved as far as I can tell. Without further adieu (and in the order received) we present the first ever JSBM