tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76124342784957731272024-03-14T02:47:44.633+08:00JENAKA JOKESUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger150125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-54059252871683651812010-03-26T00:18:00.001+08:002010-03-26T00:22:04.770+08:00CONDOM STORY....see this...very funny<iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dyCt54uV3sBLdVJkzv-NRMw1nS5lONmYSzKduxyVMIw0Iknk6quWF96cUFdu6uMP57dye0PAV7e0hzORb58FA' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-24295290002889175762010-02-18T20:59:00.004+08:002010-02-18T21:11:49.906+08:00GOOD REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH NATURAL<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicDcckK0DBhjYzDShVhehtmBiRCQdQMZ10jD9DdeB38w9G_zxNr-eRZmpF1A4f4A0PqPW6zICq1P80oDoUYBmtypBwD1SUz-ZbvQOUgErekKg6LbGIriMZrHTeRUZujfzDKF-EGpxh_GRo/s1600-h/dog.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439570248292010722" style="WIDTH: 300px; 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I found a condom in his jacket pocket."<br />"What did you do" the first lady asked.<br />"I took a pin and pricked it full of holes and then I put it back" said the second lady.<br />The third lady fainted.ilhamfawwazhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15197694037093335934noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-85714549455126905192008-03-29T11:57:00.003+08:002008-11-13T14:11:57.068+08:00some good tipsdo you like to play this rubik cubes. here is some tips i for you. so try it<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqmSsd6HJHOknRe6m79OW_9XeLeIf-tYhijf_aV19-1LrCIelrlusx8LbEuoB_Ct3gZr0rZddLocTmWTNl8-9G8qe8665al2C0NDvSgKI3qwEEKXX4na7dMDKAnQFu7FH9wI94PrxoOS8/s1600-h/Rubik_s_Cube_(Quick_So.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqmSsd6HJHOknRe6m79OW_9XeLeIf-tYhijf_aV19-1LrCIelrlusx8LbEuoB_Ct3gZr0rZddLocTmWTNl8-9G8qe8665al2C0NDvSgKI3qwEEKXX4na7dMDKAnQFu7FH9wI94PrxoOS8/s320/Rubik_s_Cube_(Quick_So.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183008058837147458" border="0" /></a>ilhamfawwazhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15197694037093335934noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-57476146748313590302008-02-25T16:52:00.000+08:002008-02-25T16:54:18.201+08:00Me and my boss<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);">When I Take a long time to finish, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(255, 129, 0);"><br />I am slow,</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(255, 129, 0);"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br />When my boss takes a long time, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(255, 129, 0);"><br />he is thorough</span></b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br /><br /><br />When I don't do it, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: olive;"><br />I am lazy,</span></b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> <b><br />When my boss does not do it,</b></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: olive;"><br />he is busy,</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br /><br /><br />When I do something without being told, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: blue;"><br />I am trying to </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: blue;"><br />be smart,</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br />When my boss does the same, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: blue;"><br />he takes the initiative,</span></b> <b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br /><br /><br />When I please my boss, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: red;"><br />I am apple polishing,</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br />When my boss pleases his boss, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: red;"><br />he is cooperating,</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br /><br /><br />When I make a mistake, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: purple;"><br />you're an idiot.</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br />When my boss makes a mistake, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: purple;"><br />he's only human.</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br /><br /><br />When I am out of the office, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: fuchsia;"><br />I am wandering around.</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br />When my boss is out of the office, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: fuchsia;"><br />he's on business.</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br /><br /><br />When I am on a day off sick, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: maroon;"><br />I am always sick.</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br />When my boss is a day off sick, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: maroon;"><br />he must be very ill.</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br /><br /><br />When I apply for leave, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(32, 32, 160);"><br />I must be going for an</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Courier New"; color: rgb(32, 32, 160);"><br />interview</span></b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br />When my boss applies for leave, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(32, 32, 160);"><br />it's because he's</span></b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(32, 32, 160);"> <b><br />overworked</b></span><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br /><br /><br />When I do good, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(161, 63, 0);"><br />my boss never remembers,</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br />When I do wrong,</span></b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(161, 63, 0);"><br />he never forgets</span></b> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);">When I Take a long time to finish, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(255, 129, 0);"><br />I am slow,</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(255, 129, 0);"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br />When my boss takes a long time, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(255, 129, 0);"><br />he is thorough</span></b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br /><br /><br />When I don't do it, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: olive;"><br />I am lazy,</span></b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> <b><br />When my boss does not do it,</b></span><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: olive;"><br />he is busy,</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br /><br /><br />When I do something without being told, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: blue;"><br />I am trying to </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: blue;"><br />be smart,</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br />When my boss does the same, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: blue;"><br />he takes the initiative,</span></b> <b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br /><br /><br />When I please my boss, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: red;"><br />I am apple polishing,</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br />When my boss pleases his boss, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: red;"><br />he is cooperating,</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br /><br /><br />When I make a mistake, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: purple;"><br />you're an idiot.</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br />When my boss makes a mistake, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: purple;"><br />he's only human.</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br /><br /><br />When I am out of the office, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: fuchsia;"><br />I am wandering around.</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br />When my boss is out of the office, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: fuchsia;"><br />he's on business.</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br /><br /><br />When I am on a day off sick, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: maroon;"><br />I am always sick.</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br />When my boss is a day off sick, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: maroon;"><br />he must be very ill.</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br /><br /><br />When I apply for leave, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(32, 32, 160);"><br />I must be going for an</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Courier New"; color: rgb(32, 32, 160);"><br />interview</span></b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br />When my boss applies for leave, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(32, 32, 160);"><br />it's because he's</span></b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(32, 32, 160);"> <b><br />overworked</b></span><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br /><br /><br />When I do good, </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(161, 63, 0);"><br />my boss never remembers,</span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"><br />When I do wrong,</span></b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(47, 47, 47);"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: "Lucida Console"; color: rgb(161, 63, 0);"><br />he never forgets</span></b> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-91067289344466019652008-02-18T16:47:00.001+08:002008-02-18T16:47:58.589+08:00Husband and wife jokesIn a divorce court a woman requested the judge:<br />"Your honor, I want to divorce my husband."<br />"But why ?" asked the judge.<br />She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."<br />The judge asked, "How do you know ?"<br />She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be<br />home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in<br />another man's arms. Why, Dad ? Tell me why!"<br />Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she<br />didn't get the fax."<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first<br />married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my<br />slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after<br />ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers<br />and my wife runs around barking."<br />"Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service!"<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />One woman told another : "My neighbour is always speaking ill of her<br />husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but<br />have I ever said anything bad about him?"<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts<br />shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares to<br />answer her."<br />One of his friends asked."And when you are angry, what do you do?"<br />The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the<br />house and none of them dares to answer back.<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came<br />home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said<br />the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three<br />o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you,<br />Jim?" And that cured him.<br />"Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?"<br />The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill."<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?"<br />He replied, "I'm going to be a father."<br />"But that's wonderful," I said.<br />"What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-67889060760914070182008-02-18T16:44:00.000+08:002008-02-18T16:45:38.627+08:00Rubber and stick<div id="post_message_1340703"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;color:navy;" ><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. </span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color:navy;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><b>So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." </b></span></span></span></span></b><br /><br /><b><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="color:navy;"><span style="color:navy;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><b>The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up."</b></span></span></span></span></b></span> </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-49431446823129022612008-01-30T09:14:00.001+08:002008-01-30T09:14:47.548+08:00Simple nice JokeA taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to<br />ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control<br />of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath,<br />and stopped centimetres from a shop window.<br /><br />For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then<br />the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again.<br />You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger<br />apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little<br />tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied,<br />"Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first<br />day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van<br />for the last 25 years."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-52266275141074506762008-01-11T16:03:00.000+08:002008-01-11T16:07:46.901+08:00Amazing - a man saved from commit suicides<object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fsJ6lQ1TLWw&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fsJ6lQ1TLWw&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-37095205696336263682008-01-09T14:43:00.000+08:002008-01-09T14:47:12.998+08:00Kahkahkah<i>visit this site.<br />its a lot of jokes in bahasa melayu<br />try it<br /><a href="http://kahkahkah.mnazman.com/">http://kahkahkah.mnazman.com</a></i>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-39520615413970388662008-01-08T11:03:00.000+08:002008-01-08T11:09:33.128+08:00Women and gay men are 'worst drivers'You don't believe it?.... read this<br /><br /><span class="storyby">By Sarah Radford and agencies</span><br /><div style="float: left;"><span class="filed">Last Updated: <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">2:25am GMT</span> 04/01/2008</span></div><br /><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/01/03/ngay103.xml">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/01/03/ngay103.xml</a><br /><br /><p class="story2"><br /></p><p class="story2">Women and gay men are likely to be the worst drivers, a new study has shown.</p><table align="right" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" hspace="0" width="308"><tbody><tr><td rowspan="2" width="8"><br /></td><td width="300"><center><img alt="Cars on motorway" src="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2008/01/03/ndrive.jpg" border="0" width="300" /></center></td></tr><tr><td class="caption"><center>Be afraid: Women or gay men could be behind the wheel of any car</center></td></tr></tbody></table><p class="story2">Research has revealed that both perform poorly in tasks involving navigation and spatial awareness when compared to heterosexual men.</p><p class="story2"> Psychologists at Queen Mary, University of London, who conducted the study, believe the findings mean driving in a strange environment would be more difficult for gay men and women than for straight male motorists. </p><p class="story2">Both tend to rely on local landmarks to get around, and are also slower to take in spatial information. </p><p class="story2">The computer-based tests were carried out on 140 volunteers, and demonstrated that gay men, straight women and lesbians navigated in a similar way, sharing the same weaknesses. </p><p class="story2">The results back earlier studies supporting the stereotype that women are poor navigators. </p><p class="story2">Although women are more successful in tests requiring them to remember the position of objects, men consistently do better in tasks requiring navigation and uncovering hidden objects. </p><p class="story2">The research team, led by Dr Qazi Rahman, used virtual reality simulations of two common tests of spatial learning and memory developed at Yale University. </p><p class="story2">In one, volunteers had to swim through an underwater maze to find a hidden platform, while the second involved exploring radial arms projecting from a central junction to receive 'rewards' . </p><p class="story2">Dr Rahman said: "Men are good at using distal, or geometrical cues, to decide if they’re going north or south, for instance. They have a better basic sense of direction, but they can use local land marks as well. </p><p class="story2">"Driving in a novel environment which is poor in cues is where these differences are likely to show up most. </p><p class="story2">"Women are going to take a lot longer to reach their destination, making more errors, taking wrong turns etc. They need more rich local landmarks." </p><p class="story2">Dr Rahman added that a similar performance between gay and straight men in the radial arms test showed that the divisions between sexual groups were not straightforward.</p><p class="story2"> "Gay people appear to show a ‘mosaic’ of performance, parts of which are male-like and other parts of which are female-like," he said. </p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-62265373455373825402008-01-07T11:27:00.001+08:002008-11-13T14:11:59.886+08:00Pictures of Jokes -toilet signboards<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) 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/></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com287tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-80812411564631102932008-01-03T10:20:00.001+08:002008-01-03T10:20:46.265+08:00MATHEMATHICS LOGICROMANCE MATHEMATICS<br /><br />Smart man + smart woman = romance<br />Smart man + dumb woman = affair<br />Dumb man + smart woman = marriage<br />Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy<br />____________ _________ _________<br /><br />OFFICE ARITHMETIC<br /><br />Smart boss + smart employee = profit<br />Smart boss + dumb employee = production<br />Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion<br />Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime<br />____________ _________ ________ <br /> <br />SHOPPING MATH <br /><br />A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.<br />A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.<br />____________ _________ ________<br /> <br />GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS<br /><br />A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.<br />A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.<br />A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.<br />A successful woman is one who can find such a man.<br />____________ _________ ________ <br />HAPPINESS<br /><br />To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.<br />To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.<br />____________ _________ _________<br />LONGEVITY<br /><br />Married men live longer than single men do,<br />but married men are a lot more willing to die.<br />____________ _________ _________<br />PROPENSITY TO CHANGE<br /><br />A woman marries a man expecting he will change,<br />but he doesn't.<br />A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,<br />and she does.<br />____________ _________ ________<br />DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE<br /><br />A woman has the last word in any argument.<br />Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.<br />____________ _________ ________<br /><br />HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED<br /><br />Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking<br />me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."<br />They stopped after I started doing the same thing<br />to them at funerals.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-33174120568355119842008-01-02T15:54:00.000+08:002008-01-02T15:57:47.816+08:00How to get thing for free<span style="font-size:100%;">1) A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.<br /><br />"I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."<br /><br />When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you." "That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"<br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">2) A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.<br /><br />"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently."<br /><br />"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"<br /><br />"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' ? It would make me feel so much better."<br /><br />"Sure," answered the young man.<br /><br />As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"<br /><br />As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.<br /><br />"How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"<br /><br />"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-41305678764353011132007-12-26T12:35:00.000+08:002007-12-26T12:40:13.596+08:00Sexy and hot girl<iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dz5mjmmgRNxUADFYEfdjsScNM7asyLPkfcrJcl5E1EFNum692MIZ3JNDCJdZbLMsFIkvJ_uxlcj-abuDGmYSg' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-52642313435762608542007-12-19T10:17:00.000+08:002008-11-13T14:12:00.964+08:00Roller Coaster . Argggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnDemLDP4e-AYJ2PhL6uNNiWS5POWtFFGND2scyd2M24pxlb4zDAjnIaLNZIlMlPPr1Xye026xtAXAsiWp4RLRLlPzQv-hQQu-uF-AE4VbAk8CW4TaKMvWMeZInL-tRyrxQNz7_lJ9YAh1/s1600-h/satjpg.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnDemLDP4e-AYJ2PhL6uNNiWS5POWtFFGND2scyd2M24pxlb4zDAjnIaLNZIlMlPPr1Xye026xtAXAsiWp4RLRLlPzQv-hQQu-uF-AE4VbAk8CW4TaKMvWMeZInL-tRyrxQNz7_lJ9YAh1/s400/satjpg.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5145504291896117746" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFQ-kKmYrxoYirBM1U_N5c4EUrsrhQAlaZNLlVbG38CoxXc-_rLBE_AOdsSTvD57fR0oXhYW8-UNUvYKVx3mUgtyMX8SK7JXwHXUCj8n4pWNejRRWkrXNXzZ39ogUIU7KFNEP5Pt-BZsds/s1600-h/downlcxxscoad.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFQ-kKmYrxoYirBM1U_N5c4EUrsrhQAlaZNLlVbG38CoxXc-_rLBE_AOdsSTvD57fR0oXhYW8-UNUvYKVx3mUgtyMX8SK7JXwHXUCj8n4pWNejRRWkrXNXzZ39ogUIU7KFNEP5Pt-BZsds/s400/downlcxxscoad.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5145504141572262370" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-48617013699310113932007-12-18T17:04:00.000+08:002007-12-18T17:05:18.378+08:00Police SaidThese 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car tapes around<br />the world:<br /><br />#16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just<br />went through."<br /><br />#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."<br /><br /># 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth<br />certificate a worthless document."<br /><br />#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."<br /><br />#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the<br />speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."<br /><br />#11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can<br />write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"<br /><br />#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it<br />will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"<br /><br />#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that<br />again, or I'll give you another ticket."<br /><br />#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"<br /><br />#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go<br />to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey<br />crap."<br /><br />#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster<br />oven."<br /><br />#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."<br /><br />#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"<br /><br />#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're<br />allowed to write as many tickets as we can."<br /><br />#2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend<br />of yours. So you know someone reliable who can post your bail."<br /><br />AND THE WINNER IS...<br />#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we<br />don't. Please sign here."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-12400391374792278502007-12-17T12:25:00.000+08:002008-11-13T14:12:01.193+08:00EVER BEEN IN THIS SITUATION BEFORE?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHpTqa59dz9ANPzXfOI9nnhbILqWPTo_p_xvm6Nfcg0GtaQw87AiOLeW6xUNXFbMLO8p4tahWV-oIYLlThcfzd1fpiePC2aqd9w9Yviubb8ywabh5TeGIZmRFuvDreD7U1tdezKJz5uXng/s1600-h/e8780b3af74a.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHpTqa59dz9ANPzXfOI9nnhbILqWPTo_p_xvm6Nfcg0GtaQw87AiOLeW6xUNXFbMLO8p4tahWV-oIYLlThcfzd1fpiePC2aqd9w9Yviubb8ywabh5TeGIZmRFuvDreD7U1tdezKJz5uXng/s400/e8780b3af74a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5144793792636209618" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-82320877381764164782007-12-13T16:26:00.000+08:002007-12-13T16:31:18.507+08:00Amazing simple calculation<p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR">Amazing calculation<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR">Here is some easy Calculation good for your practice. Its will suprise you.<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR">Its just take about 30 seconds<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR">Follow every steps below.<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR">Dont skip to the final step before you complete the calculation<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR">Get ready with your calculator.<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR">Firstly, in one week how many days you want to eat dinner at KFC.<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR">Multiply that days with 2<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR">Then add with 5<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR">Multiply again with 50<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR">If your birthday for this year is already past add with 1757, if not add with 1756<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR">The final step<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR">substract this number with the year of your birthday (example 1975 or 1950)<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR">The total number now is in three digits <o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR">The first number from this 3digits is<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);">THE NUMBER OF DAYS YOU WANT TO EAT DINNER AT KFC</span><o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR">AND............ THE COOLEST IS<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR">THE LAST TWO DIGITS IS ................<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">YOUR AGE !!!!!</span><o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR">AND REMEMBER !!<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR"><span style=""> </span>YOU CAN ONLY DO THIS CALCULATION IN 2007.<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style=""><span lang="FR">SO HURRY UP TRY THIS!!!!<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-69596388366605602952007-12-11T16:09:00.001+08:002007-12-11T16:09:45.684+08:00Did you know the answer<span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $1,000,000 Question </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> TV Quiz Show. The night before the big question, he told the host </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> that he desired a question on American History.</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> The big night arrived. Bob made his way on stage in front of the </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> studio and TV audience. He had become the talk of the town. He was </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> the best guest this show had ever seen. The host stepped up to the</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> microphone.</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> "Bob, you have chosen American History as your final question. You </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> know that if you correctly answer this question, you will walk away </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> one million dollars richer. Are you ready?"</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> Bob nodded with a cocky confidence -- the crowd went nuts. He hadn't </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> missed a question all week.</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> "Bob, yours is a two-part question. As you know, you may answer </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> either part first. As a rule, the second half of the question is </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> always easier. Which part would you like to take a stab at first?"</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> Bob was becoming more noticeably nervous. He couldn't believe it. He </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> was not sure, but American History was his best subject, so he played</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> it safe.</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> "I'll try the easier part first."</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> The host nodded approvingly. "Here we go, Bob. I will ask you the </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> second half first, then the first half."</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> The audience grew silent with anticipation.....</span><br /> <br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"> "Bob, here is your question: And in what year did it happen?"</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-43173653896167025672007-12-11T15:56:00.000+08:002007-12-11T15:57:11.390+08:00A store that sells a husbands<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"</span><br /> <br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs". The second floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs and Love Kids". The third floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking."</span><br /> <br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.</span><br /> <br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."</span><br /> <br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"</span><br /> <br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak." She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: "You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."</span><br /> <br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. It too has six floors. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com69tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7612434278495773127.post-59282833531722407692007-12-10T11:46:00.000+08:002007-12-10T11:50:30.336+08:00Cool meanings<span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Cigarette:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">other.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Love affairs:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">than a five-day test.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Marriage:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">gains her master</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Divorce :</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Future tense of marriage</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Lecture:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Conference:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Compromise :</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">the biggest piece.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Tears:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">feminine waterpower.. .</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Dictionary:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">A place where divorce comes before marriage.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Conference Room:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">later on.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Ecstasy:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">felt before.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Classic:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">A book which people praise, but do not read.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Smile:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">A curve that can set a lot of things straight.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Office:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Yawn:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Etc:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Committee:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">nothing can be done together.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Experience :</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">The name men give to their mistakes.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Atom Bomb:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">An invention to end all inventions.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Philosopher :</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Diplomat:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">look forward to the trip.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Opportunist:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Optimist :</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">injured yet.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Pessimist:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">first letter in word OPPORTUNITY</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Miser:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Father:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">A banker provided by nature.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Criminal:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Boss:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Politician:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">***********</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">Doctor:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2