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  <title>Random Thoughts From An Irrational Mind</title>
  
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    <title>One Million Dollars In Two Years</title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 08:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Two years ago I was asked to redesign a website for a small business. The business was about a year old and the owners were using their savings to help keep the business afloat. While their website at the time was "pretty" it lacked in a number of areas. The most important being it was [...]</description>
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<p>Two years ago I was asked to redesign a website for a small business. The business was about a year old and the owners were using their savings to help keep the business afloat. While their website at the time was "pretty" it lacked in a number of areas. The most important being it was not easy for customers to locate their business via the internet. The business had a sound structure, the staff members were amazing, but no one knew about them.</p>

<p>After evaluating my client's needs, their business structure, and their competitors I proceeded to create a completely new website. It contained about 15-20 pages of content which provided all of the information a prospective customer would need. Over time the client and I worked together tweaking small things here and there but the initial structure was left intact.</p>

<h3>The Results</h3>

<p>One random day, approximately a year after creating the website, the client called me to say thank you and I could see the smile from the sound of their voice. The website redesign was the catalyst that kicked off an explosion in growth. Over 90% of new customers told my client they discovered them via their website. Surprisingly this was also done with very little social media.</p>

<p>Two years later and the business has now grossed over one million dollars. The client has hired new staff to help keep up with the growing demand and several of their competitors have gone out of business.</p>

<h3>Insight</h3>

<p>Search engine optimization played a huge role as the client jumped to the #4 listing on Google for their primary keyword. Keywords are the search terms individuals use to find information on the web. The ironic part of the story is many customers were searching for an unexpected keyword to locate the business. Currently they maintain the #1 listing. In addition the content customers were searching for was readily available on the website. </p>

<p>Most web designers cannot get you these results.</p>

<p>I have spoken with so many business owners that want a "cheap" website not realizing it will yield them no more than web pages with pictures and text.</p>

<p>Building it does not mean they will come.</p>

<p><img src="http://jermainemaree.com/images/2010/field-of-dreams.jpg" alt="Field of Dreams by manyhighways.com" title="Field of Dreams by manyhighways.com" style="border:4px solid #dadada" width="98%"/></p>

<h3>Conclusion</h3>

<p>A website must be fine tuned to attract YOUR customers and there is no way to get it right the first time. The web designer should ask the right questions and work with you over time to tweak your website. Additionally they will perform quite a bit of research - I suggest you do the same as well. It should help you both better understand the requirements to your objective.</p>

<p>This takes time and if you expect to achieve these results overnight for a couple hundred dollars then you would probably be better off as an employee instead of a business owner.</p>

<p>Are you achieving the results you expect from your website?</p>
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    <title>Cut Down Clutter With Two Essential Devices</title>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 21:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
    <description>Paper, paper, paper! Each day many of us are still bombarded with paper such as financial records, mail, printed webpages, advertisements, and more. It remains a mystery why some organizations have not fully embraced technology and continue to mail documents that could otherwise be stored in the cloud.

If you're like me most of your important [...]</description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paper, paper, paper! Each day many of us are still bombarded with paper such as financial records, mail, printed webpages, advertisements, and more. It remains a mystery why some organizations have not fully embraced technology and continue to mail documents that could otherwise be stored in the cloud.</p>

<p>If you're like me most of your important documents and statements are sent electronically or accessed online. Your mailbox goes days and sometimes even weeks before being checked. On the rare occasion that you make a trip to the mailbox, your mail gets thrown in a huge pile with other random pieces of paper.</p>

<p><img src="http://jermainemaree.com/images/2010/pile-of-paper.jpg" alt="Pile of Paper by The Shifted Librarian" title="Pile of Paper by The Shifted Librarian" /></p>

<h3>Shredder</h3>

<p><img src="http://jermainemaree.com/images/2010/fellowes-intellished-shredder.jpg" alt="Fellowed Intellished Shredder" title="Fellowed Intellished Shredder" class="right" height="35%" width="35%" ///> The quickest way to make the pile of paper cluttering your home disappear is a shredder. In the past I would purchase the cheapest one I could find on sale from a local office supply store. After having quite a few of the discount shredders fail I decided to purchase a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000WB397I?ie=UTF8&tag=rtfaim-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B000WB397I">Fellowes Intellishred Shredder</a> <img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=rtfaim-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B000WB397I" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" ///> and have not looked back since. It has shredded everything I have stuffed in its mouth without a problem and should handle the abuse of shredding paper for years to come.</p>

<h3>Scanner</h3>

<p><img src="http://jermainemaree.com/images/2010/fujitsu-scansnap-s1500.jpg" alt="Fujitsu ScanSnap S1500" title="Fujitsu ScanSnap S1500" class="right" height="35%" width="35%" ///> The scanner is an optional part of the dynamic clutter cutting duo but one that I could not live without. Just like you cannot have peanut butter without jelly you cannot have a shredder without a scanner. The scanner allows you scan receipts and those important statements your bank refuses to send electronically. Afterward you can hand deliver it to the shredder to free up the clutter. I own a Fujitsu ScanSnap 1500 and I love it. It scans my paper just the right way! </p>

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<li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001V9LQH0?ie=UTF8&tag=rtfaim-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B001V9LQH0">Fujitsu ScanSnap S1500 (PC)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001XWCQO2?ie=UTF8&tag=rtfaim-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B001XWCQO2">Fujitsu ScanSnap S1500M (MAC)</a></li>
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    <title>What You Can Learn From LeBron</title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
    <description>Millions of Americans sat on the edge of their seat Thursday evening waiting to hear "The Decision" from LeBron James. The people of Cleveland and the Cavaliers organization expected him to show loyalty to his hometown. Instead he opted to join Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh in Miami forming what many see as a super [...]</description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Millions of Americans sat on the edge of their seat Thursday evening waiting to hear "The Decision" from LeBron James. The people of Cleveland and the Cavaliers organization expected him to show loyalty to his hometown. Instead he opted to join Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh in Miami forming what many see as a super team. You now have three of the arguably top 10 players in the NBA playing on one team.</p>

<h3>The Reaction</h3>

<p>Initial reactions have been mixed and I think many people were shocked by LeBron's decision. Superstar athletes are not suppose to sacrifice money for the chance to win a championship. Cleveland feels betrayed, many sports fans feel cheated, and sports journalists are scratching their head.</p>

<p>An athlete of LeBron's caliber is suppose to define his own legacy with minimal help from others. All of the sports greats in history were leaders and the number one players on their team. The surrounding players help them win championships but it was ultimately their effort and leadership that carried their teams to success. You're not suppose to join other superstars to increase your chances of winning.</p>

<p><img src="http://www.jermainemaree.com/images/2010/fork-in-road.jpg" alt="Fork In The Road" title="Fork In The Road by Jack Keene" /></p>

<h3>All About Business</h3>

<p>Professional athletes are independent businesses. Their genetics, unique skills, talent, and physique allow them to make millions of dollars per year working as an athlete on a team. The goal as an athlete should be to win championships for the team which employs them. Although for many the goal is to make as much money as possible while their unique abilities allow them to do so.</p>

<p>By joining the Miami Heat LeBron has decided to sacrifice a portion of his salary at the opportunity to win a championship. Taking sports out of the equation wouldn't you make a similar decision if the opportunity presented itself? LeBron's chances for success has increased drastically. There is so much more to life than money alone. Having faced a similar situation in the past (minus millions of dollars) I made a decision similar to LeBron and know at least 50 other people who did the same.</p>

<p>While the multitude of factors in his decision are more than most people will face, the underlying principles are the same.</p>

<h3>Team Sport</h3>

<p>Remember the days of playing sports in your local neighborhood? Two individuals would be chosen as captain and they would each take turns picking their team. Each captain would pick the players they feel could best help their team win (most of the time). Why should professional sports be any different?</p>

<p>Basketball is a team sport and you can't win without a great team. The same holds true for life. If you REALLY want to be successful you will need to be surrounded by a GREAT team to do so. You can do quite well without others but you'll never reach the next level without help. LeBron feels he has found the help needed to succeed.</p>

<p>Some may argue that this super team is guaranteed to win championships and that the outcome of most games will be predictable.This is possible but how many times has your team been stacked on the schoolyard only to be beaten by a team that had no chance of winning. It is amazing how someone's talent can increase when facing a formidable opponent. Each team that LeBron James, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh face will want to be the underdog that wins. Talent does not equal success.</p>

<p><img src="http://www.jermainemaree.com/images/2010/wade-bosh-james.jpg" alt="Wade Bosh James" title="Wade Bosh James" /></p>

<h3>The Wild Card</h3>

<p>The wild card you are not hearing from many outlets is that Florida has no state income tax. LeBron will have to pay tax on the road as athletes must pay whichever tax is higher when playing on the road - the home state or the away state. He still stands to make more money playing in Miami than if he played in any other city. LeBron might be more business savvy than most give him credit for.</p>

<h3>Conclusion</h3>

<p>Life consists of decisions that help to determine future outcomes. The outcome of LeBron's decision to join the Miami Heat has yet to be seen and is one that will be scrutinized over the next year.</p>

<p>It really doesn't matter if LeBron James wins a championship with the Miami Heat. What is important is that he made a decision which he feels gives him the best opportunity to do so. That is all any of us can ask for in life.</p>

<p>Have you put yourself in a situation to win?</p>

<h3>Additional Information</h3>

<p><a href="http://blogs.sacbee.com/the_swarm/2010/07/for-lebron-james-more-cold-cas.html">For LeBron James, more cold cash in hot Miami</a></p>
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There are numerous tech articles that recommend  a SSD (solid-state drive) as one of the best upgrades you can make to your computer today to improve its performance. With SSD's now being "affordable" I felt that it was a great time to install one into my MacBook Pro. The only downside is they do [...]</description>
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<p>There are numerous tech articles that recommend  a SSD (solid-state drive) as one of the best upgrades you can make to your computer today to improve its performance. With SSD's now being "affordable" I felt that it was a great time to install one into my MacBook Pro. The only downside is they do not offer as much space per dollar as traditional SATA hard drives.</p>

<p>The solution to this issue is to use the SSD for the operating system and applications while storing all of my documents, music, and pictures on the factory SATA hard drive.</p>

<h3>The Parts</h3>

<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002IJA1EG?ie=UTF8&tag=rtfaim-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B002IJA1EG">Intel 80GB X25M SSD</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=rtfaim-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B002IJA1EG" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" ////></li>
<li><a href="http://www.maxupgrades.com/istore/index.cfm?fuseaction=product.display&amp;Product_ID=186">MaxConnect Optical Bay Kit</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001QVPHBO?ie=UTF8&tag=rtfaim-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B001QVPHBO">Teeny Turner</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=rtfaim-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B001QVPHBO" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" ////></li>
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<h3>Intel 80GB X25M SSD</h3>

<p><img src="http://www.jermainemaree.com/images/2010/intel-x25m.jpg" alt="Intel X25M SSD" title="Intel X25M SSD" /></p>

<p>At the time of my purchase the Intel X25M was "the best" SSD available. There is a 80GB and 160GB version of the hard drive. I decided to go with the smaller version due to cost and did not need a ton of space since the drive would only be used for the operating system and applications. Currently I am using 17GB of space.</p>

<h3>MaxConnect Optical Bay Kit</h3>

<p><img src="http://www.jermainemaree.com/images/2010/maxconnect-optibay.jpg" alt="MaxConnect Optical Bay Kit" title="MaxConnect Optical Bay Kit" /></p>

<p>The MaxConnect Optical Bay Kit replaces the optical drive in your MacBook Pro and is used to install the second hard drive. It came highly recommended in several forums and it works perfectly!</p>

<h3>Pre-Installation (optional)</h3>

<p>Your SSD hard drive will most likely have a firmware update available for it. The Intel firmware update utility does not work with the latest generation MacBook Pro's and I had to use another computer to upgrade the firmware. It would have been nice to know this before actually installing the drive :D</p>

<p>Additionally you will also want to to make sure you have a full backup of your current hard drive. My recommendations are:</p>

<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.shirt-pocket.com/SuperDuper/SuperDuperDescription.html">SuperDuper!</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bombich.com/">Carbon Copy Cloner</a></li>
</ul>

<h3>Installation</h3>

<ul>
<li><strong>Step 1</strong> - Remove the back panel of your Macbook Pro using the Teeny Turner</li>
</ul>

<p><img src="http://www.jermainemaree.com/images/2010/macbook-open.jpg" alt="MacBook Pro Open" title="MacBook Pro Open" /></p>

<ul>
<li><strong>Step 2</strong> - Replace the factory hard drive with the Intel SSD</li>
</ul>

<p><img src="http://www.jermainemaree.com/images/2010/macbook-ssd-installed.jpg" alt="MacBook SSD Installed" title="MacBook SSD Installed" /></p>

<ul>
<li><strong>Step 3</strong> - Remove the optical drive</li>
</ul>

<p><img src="http://www.jermainemaree.com/images/2010/macbook-optical-removed.jpg" alt="MacBook optical drive removed" title="MacBook optical drive removed" /></p>

<ul>
<li><strong>Step 4</strong> - Install factory drive into MaxConnect Optical Bay</li>
</ul>

<p><img src="http://www.jermainemaree.com/images/2010/maxconnect-optibay-hd-installed.jpg" alt="MaxConnect Optical Bay Hard Drive Installed" title="MaxConnect Optical Bay Hard Drive Installed" /></p>

<ul>
<li><strong>Step 5</strong> - Install MaxConnect Optical Bay with hard drive into MacBook Pro</li>
</ul>

<p><img src="http://www.jermainemaree.com/images/2010/macbook-two-hard-drives.jpg" alt="Macbook Pro Two Hard Drives Installed" title="MacBook Two Drives Installed" /></p>

<ul>
<li><strong>Step 6</strong> - Finish putting your MacBook Pro back together</li>
</ul>

<h3>Conclusion</h3>

<p>While you can restore your system from backup on to your new SSD I would recommend installing a fresh copy of OS X from DVD. Now you're probably wondering how to do that since you just removed the optical drive.</p>

<p>You can either purchase a USB DVD drive or purchase an external enclosure for the factory optical drive.</p>

<p>An alternative option would be to install OS X before replacing the optical drive with the factory hard drive. This means a little extra work, but in the end it is well worth it.</p>

<h3>Additional Reading</h3>

<p><a href="http://paulstamatiou.com/how-to-apple-macbook-pro-raid-0-array-with-2-intel-x25-m-ssds">How To: Apple MacBook Pro RAID 0 Array with 2 Intel X25-M SSDs</a></p>
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    <description>bSimple is the newest WordPress theme from WP Bandit. It is well-designed, uses HTML5 with a dash of CSS3, and takes advantage of some of the new features in WordPress 3.0 such as custom backgrounds.

bSimple is great for a basic blog or can be used as the base structure of a more advanced design. In</description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>bSimple is the newest <a href="http://wpbandit.com">WordPress theme</a> from WP Bandit. It is well-designed, uses HTML5 with a dash of CSS3, and takes advantage of some of the new features in WordPress 3.0 such as custom backgrounds.</p>

<p>bSimple is great for a basic blog or can be used as the base structure of a more advanced design. In addition the theme has built-in support for Amphibian, an upcoming theme framework I have been working on.</p>

<p><a href="http://wpbandit.com/themes/bsimple">Download bSimple</a></p>

<p><img src="http://jermainemaree.com/images/2010/bsimple-wordpress-theme.jpg" alt="bSimple WordPress Theme" title="bSimple Screenshot" /></p>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 23:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
    <description>Spotlight for OS X makes it really easy for you to find files, folders, and applications on your computer. Just hit Cmd-Space, start typing, and immediately you will see results related to your search. This is all fine and dandy until you have specific files or folders you do not want showing up in your [...]</description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Spotlight for OS X makes it really easy for you to find files, folders, and applications on your computer. Just hit <em>Cmd-Space</em>, start typing, and immediately you will see results related to your search. This is all fine and dandy until you have specific files or folders you do not want showing up in your results. An example would be the thousands of "artistic" pictures that you view occasionally or your favorite "short film".</p>

<p>You know exactly where to find these items if needed and it doesn't help to have them showing up when your trying to find a picture for grandma. The picture screams "DO NOT OPEN" and she wants you to open it anyway :D</p>

<h3>Quick and Easy</h3>

<ul>
<li><strong>Step 1</strong> - Open System Preferences</li>
</ul>

<p><img src="http://jermainemaree.com/images/2010/apple-system-prefs.png" alt="System Preferences" title="OS X System Preferences" /></p>

<ul>
<li><strong>Step 2</strong> - Select <em>Spotlight</em>, click <em>Privacy</em>, drag secret folder to window</li>
</ul>

<p><img src="http://jermainemaree.com/images/2010/spotlight-privacy.png" alt="Spotlight Privacy" title="Spotlight Privacy" /></p>
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    <title>The Quickest Way To Clean Your Apartment</title>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 13:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
    <description>Sometimes the day to day requirements of life (and laziness) can cause our homes and apartments to become messy. It starts off with a pair of jeans, a t-shirt, and maybe some socks thrown on a sofa. From there it continues with a few pieces of junk mail scattered on the desk. Two weeks later [...]</description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes the day to day requirements of life (and laziness) can cause our homes and apartments to become messy. It starts off with a pair of jeans, a t-shirt, and maybe some socks thrown on a sofa. From there it continues with a few pieces of junk mail scattered on the desk. Two weeks later and your home is a mess. </p>

<p>As you're watching <a href="http://www.aetv.com/hoarders/index.jsp">Hoarders</a> you begin to feel good about your situation and are somewhat proud of your messy apartment. However, deep down inside we both know that things are bad, real bad, Michael Jackson <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0013AUF2O?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=rtfaim-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B0013AUF2O">Bad</a>.</p>

<p><img src="http://jermainemaree.com/images/2010/messy-apartment.jpg" alt="Messy Apartment by b.ug" /></p>

<p>Don't fret though, the solution to your problem is probably simpler than you realize. Invite a few friends over for some food, fun, and games. Most people really do not want others to see their home in a state of distress. You would be surprised at your motivation to clean and your newfound energy by putting pressure on yourself.</p>

<p>And if you're single inviting that special someone over for a dinner date will result in an immaculate apartment and maybe even a little something extra ;-)</p>

<h3>Bonus: Alternative Solution</h3>

<p>An alternative solution to your messy apartment is to invite the female parental unit to your place. Nine times out of ten their frustration (and possible guilt for raising such a slob) will cause their maternal instincts to kick into gear and cleanup for you. Just be sure to take your mom out to dinner afterward :D</p>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 13:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
    <description>In the past I have used open source content management systems such as WordPress to power my site. Many of these systems have an RSS feed integrated that just works. After creating my own CMS I quickly realized my need for an RSS feed. Having no idea how to implement one I did the usual [...]</description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the past I have used open source content management systems such as <a href="http://wordpress.org">WordPress</a> to power my site. Many of these systems have an RSS feed integrated that just works. After creating my own CMS I quickly realized my need for an RSS feed. Having no idea how to implement one I did the usual - a little research on Google.</p>

<h3>Structure</h3>

<p>The basic structure needed for a blog's <a href="http://feedburner.com">RSS Feed</a> is quite simple.</p>

<dl>
 <dt>HTTP Header</dt>
 <dd>The header should be sent as <em>text/xml</em> to the browser. Some suggest sending it as <em>application/rss+xml</em> but I have found that browsers prefer <em>text/xml</em> instead.</dd>
 <dt>XML Declaration</dt>
 <dd>RSS Feeds must validate as XML and requires a valid XML declaration.</dd>
 <dt>RSS Element</dt>
 <dd>The RSS element specifies the document as RSS.</dd>
 <dt>Channel Element</dt>
 <dd>The channel element contains information (metadata) pertaining to the feed.
  <ul>
    <li>title - name of the channel; most often this is the same as the name of your site</li>
    <li>atom:link - the URL of the file serving your RSS feed</li>
    <li>description - a brief description of the channel (your website)</li>
    <li>link - the URL of your website</li>
   </ul>
 </dd>
 <dt>Item Elements</dt>
 <dd>Item elements represent your blog posts and should contain the following information:
  <ul>
    <li>title - title of the blog post</li>
    <li>link/guid - the URL of the blog post</li>
    <li>description - a brief description (excerpt) of the blog post</li>
    <li>content:encoded -  the full blog post (or excerpt) in HTML</li>
  </ul>
</dl>

<h3>Example</h3>

<p>The following example is very similar to the code used to power the feed for this blog and should help you get started. However, it does not explain how to retrieve your posts from a database as each person's database server and schema will differ.</p>

<pre><code>&lt;?php header('Content-Type:text/xml; charset=UTF-8'); ?&gt;

&lt;?php echo '&lt;?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?&gt;'; ?&gt;
&lt;rss version="2.0" 
  xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
  xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
&gt;

&lt;channel&gt;
  &lt;title&gt;My RSS Feed&lt;/title&gt;
  &lt;atom:link href="http://mysite.com/rss2.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /&gt;
  &lt;link&gt;http://mysite.com&lt;/link&gt;
  &lt;description&gt;My Site Description&lt;/description&gt;
  &lt;language&gt;en-us&lt;/language&gt;
  &lt;copyright&gt;Copyright (C) Me&lt;/copyright&gt;

&lt;?php foreach ($_posts as $_post): ?&gt;
  &lt;item&gt;
    &lt;title&gt;&lt;?php echo $_post['title']; ?&gt;&lt;/title&gt;
    &lt;link&gt;&lt;?php echo $_post['link']; ?&gt;&lt;/link&gt;
    &lt;guid&gt;&lt;?php echo $_post['link']; ?&gt;&lt;/guid&gt;
    &lt;pubDate&gt;&lt;?php echo $_post['date']; ?&gt;&lt;/pubDate&gt;
    &lt;description&gt;&lt;?php echo $_post['description']; ?&gt;.&lt;/description&gt;
    &lt;content:encoded&gt;&lt;![CDATA[&lt;?php echo $_post['content']; ?&gt;]]&gt;&lt;/content:encoded&gt;
  &lt;/item&gt;
&lt;?php endforeach; ?&gt;

&lt;/channel&gt;
&lt;/rss&gt;
</code></pre>

<h3>Additional Reading</h3>

<ul>
<li><a href="http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html">RSS 2.0 Specification</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.petefreitag.com/item/465.cfm">Howto Create an RSS 2.0 Feed</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.carronmedia.com/create-an-rss-feed-with-php/">Create an RSS feed with PHP</a></li>
</ul>
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    <guid isPermaLink="false">http://jermainemaree.com/blog/may-i-have-a-dollar</guid>
    <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 23:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
    <description>"Excuse me sir. May I have a dollar so that I can get home?"

Yesterday I was asked this question from a woman while at the gas station. Before she approached me I noticed her talking on a cellphone and she seemed to be a little frustrated. My initial reaction to the question was a look [...]</description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Excuse me sir. May I have a dollar so that I can get home?"</p>

<p>Yesterday I was asked this question from a woman while at the gas station. Before she approached me I noticed her talking on a cellphone and she seemed to be a little frustrated. My initial reaction to the question was a look that said, "Sorry, I am not interested". She politely told me it was OK and moved on.</p>

<p><img src="http://jermainemaree.com/images/2010/marta-bus.jpg" alt="Marta Bus by Lance McCord" title="Marta Bus by Lance McCord" /></p>

<p>Immediately I began to feel guilty and question my decision as I continued to pump gas at the rate of $2.69/gallon. What if she really needed just a dollar to get home? If I gave away $1 each day my world would not come crumbling down financially. The same holds true for many of you reading this post.</p>

<p><em>(A pickup truck pulls into the gas station as I continue to ponder)</em></p>

<p>Humans should help each other whenever possible especially when it requires minimal effort. Giving her one-dollar would cost me less in time, energy, and money than answering a question from most of my friends. The woman then began to approach the pickup truck as I yelled "Ma'am! Ma'am!". As she approached me I reached into my pocket to retrieve some money and smiled as I gently placed a few dollars into her extended hand. She said, "God bless you", and smiled back.</p>

<p>As I sat down and began to crank my car I noticed her running to the bus stop in my rear-view mirror. A few dollars was worth a lot more than I anticipated.</p>
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    <title>Simple PHP Pluralize Function</title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 19:40:28 +0000</pubDate>
    <description>The other day I was in search of a simple PHP function to pluralize a string. There is no shortage of functions to do this, but many were way too complex for my needs. Obviously there are some words that this function will not pluralize and I don't think I'll be needing to pluralize them [...]</description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The other day I was in search of a simple PHP function to pluralize a string. There is no shortage of functions to do this, but many were way too complex for my needs. Obviously there are some words that this function will not pluralize and I don't think I'll be needing to pluralize them anytime soon :D Enjoy!</p>

<pre><code>function pluralize($_string) {
  $_es = array('x','s');
  $_es2 = array('sh','ss','ch');

  if (in_array(substr($_string, -1), $_es) || 
    in_array(substr($_string, -2), $_es2)) {
    $_string = $_string.'es';
  } elseif (substr($_string, -1) == 'y') {
    $_string = substr($_string, 0, -1).'ies';
  } else {
    $_string = $_string.'s';
  }

  return $_string;
}
</code></pre>

<p><a href="http://gist.github.com/462958">Gist</a></p>

<h3>Additional PHP Pluralize Methods</h3>

<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.nerdydork.com/simple-php-pluralize.html">Simple PHP Pluralize</a></li>
<li><a href="http://blog.eval.ca/2007/03/03/php-pluralize-method/">PHP Pluralize Method</a></li>
<li><a href="http://kuwamoto.org/2007/12/17/improved-pluralizing-in-php-actionscript-and-ror/">Improved PHP Pluralize Method</a></li>
</ul>
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    <guid isPermaLink="false">http://jermainemaree.com/blog/fifty-pages-a-day</guid>
    <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 19:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
    <description>Reading is an activity many of us do each day - emails, Facebook and Twitter updates, blog posts, instant messages, and YouTube videos. This type of content is easy to digest and takes a minimal amount of time and energy to process. Unfortunately a lot of it is repetitive and a good bit of it [...]</description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FBooks%2Fb%3Fie%3DUTF8%26node%3D549028%26ref_%3Dbhp%5Fbb0309A%5Fnytimes5&tag=rtfaim-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=390957">Reading</a><img src="https://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=rtfaim-20&l=ur2&o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> is an activity many of us do each day - emails, Facebook and Twitter updates, blog posts, instant messages, and YouTube videos. This type of content is easy to digest and takes a minimal amount of time and energy to process. Unfortunately a lot of it is repetitive and a good bit of it is crap. Sifting through the good stuff can be time consuming albeit entertaining at times.</p>

<p><img src="http://jermainemaree.com/images/2010/mitchell-library.jpg" alt="Mitchell Library by Christopher Chan" title="Mitchell Library by Christopher Chan" /></p>

<h3>Classified Information</h3>

<p>In my opinion (which all my blog posts are) there is a vast amount of GREAT information residing in books. I'm even proud to say that I'm the owner of quite a few books myself, most which have never been read. Many times you can get much more substance from a book than you can a blog post or article. This information remains hidden from those who rarely crack one open. We have the ability to read so might as well take advantage of it right? And in the process maybe learn more than the current events of our favorite celebrity.</p>

<h3>The Challenge</h3>

<p>In my quest for knowledge and a <a href="http://www.mattcutts.com/blog/pick-30-day-challenge/">challenge</a> I have decided to read 50 pages a day until I make it through the backlog of books in my library. The goal is to learn new things, foster creativity, and relax. Living in a society in which technology is a constant part of everyday life it will also allow me to break away from the grid and escape <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001NXBRJG?ie=UTF8&tag=rtfaim-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B001NXBRJG">The Matrix</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=rtfaim-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B001NXBRJG" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" />.</p>

<h3>The Key To Life</h3>

<p>And most importantly reading is the key to life ...</p>

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    <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 15:36:21 +0000</pubDate>
    <description>Installing MongoDB on OS X is quite simple. The next step is to build a website or web application with MongoDB powering the back-end. MAMP Pro powers my development environment because it is extremely easy to manage and configure. Adding PHP extensions to MAMP is quite easy as well.

Download

The MongoDB team provides a precompiled driver [...]</description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Installing <a href="/blog/install-mongodb-on-os-x">MongoDB on OS X</a> is quite simple. The next step is to build a website or web application with MongoDB powering the back-end. <a href="http://www.mamp.info/en/mamp-pro/">MAMP Pro</a> powers my development environment because it is extremely easy to manage and configure. Adding PHP extensions to MAMP is quite easy as well.</p>

<h3>Download</h3>

<p>The MongoDB team provides a <a href="http://github.com/mongodb/mongo-php-driver/downloads">precompiled driver</a> for OS X on GitHub. Download the latest version of this driver and uncompress the zip file.</p>

<h3>Install</h3>

<p>Copy the <em>mongo.so</em> file to the following directory:</p>

<pre><code>/Applications/MAMP/bin/php5.3/lib/php/extensions/no-debug-non-zts-20090626/
</code></pre>

<p>Afterward open MAMP Pro, select File, navigate to Edit Template, and select PHP 5.3.2 php.ini.</p>

<p><img src="http://jermainemaree.com/images/2010/mamp-edit-phpini.jpg" alt="MAMP Edit php.ini" /></p>

<p>In the Extensions section of your php.ini add the following line:</p>

<pre><code>extension=mongo.so
</code></pre>

<p><img src="http://jermainemaree.com/images/2010/mongoso-phpini.png" alt="mongo.so - php.ini" /></p>

<p>Restart the server and you should be good to go!</p>
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