http://www.jezhughes.com A personal portfolio of me, Jez (Jeremy) Hughes Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:00:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 http://www.jezhughes.com/my-tweets-this-week-2010-03-05/ http://www.jezhughes.com/my-tweets-this-week-2010-03-05/#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:00:00 +0000 Jez http://www.jezhughes.com/my-tweets-this-week-2010-03-05/

Fuse just blew on my MacBook charger! Just lost 2 hours work… that's so not cool #

Bedtime & dreamtime. Moving to Turnpike Lane tomorrow, anyone near there? Can't wait to get involved with the Turkish mafiya #

Battlefield 2 is out tomorrow, can't wait for a half weekend of war destruction.. #

Karma! POW! http://bit.ly/9Gz887 #

Ohhh shit, Mummy got me cookies. #

You really do wonder how national rail are allowed to charge you £30 to ruin your day, put you in a bad mood and raise your blood pressure #

Im stuck! This journey is a joke RT @undisco: London train meltdown in south east. No DLR. No overland. #

My train is actually travelling at 5mph. I should have walked the 45 miles #

god.. "History" on the new Groove Armada album is stupidly infectious, its so 70's i feel wrong listening to it. #

There's a gorgeous orange moon tonight, it looks so big against the horizon #

Is YouTube down?! #

Oh sweet, an hours work lost #

i'm supposed to say some random facts about me in my apraisal; don't think i'll be mentioning i was top 25 in the world at Halo Wars… errr #

Shit, i swear i just ate some pasta which had egg in it… im alergic to egg… Now anticipating a session of illness #

Anyone slick with Java around here? #

Pushing my headphones to their boundries today, the bass on Groove Armada makes you feel sick at this level http://tweetphoto.com/13013492 #

Loving Xbox kicking PSNs ass on the @mashable poll http://bit.ly/crlSIt #

Argentina – You're literally never getting the Falklands… http://bit.ly/aaA9LX #

God i'm so tired. Up in just over 4 hours. rubbish #

ha ha ha "Chocolate thunder" #glee #

Groove Armada record is insane, the production is incredible #

A lot of the lady birds are now having sex, this leads me to estimate there will be at least 40,000 ladybirds in my house shortly…? #

Just purchased Groove Armada's new album, can't wait to get in it. The artwork is pretty disappointing though… #

Oh god, this has to be some kind of ladybird record?! http://tweetphoto.com/12921052 #

Many many ladybirds creeping out the window frames! http://tweetphoto.com/12919949 oh and a bunch http://tweetphoto.com/12919985 #

I just set about 500 ladybirds free #

Ohhh shit, Russell crowe is the new robin hood?! Perfect! #

Apple strudel in the oven! mmmm http://tweetphoto.com/12829991 #

Mum bought some presents back from Afghanistan… haha, brilliant #

the closest I'll come to holding a handgun..I wanted to get it out & bust some Matrix moves. mummy said no… http://tweetphoto.com/12815755 #

Mummy Hughes is back in the country! #

Kettle Foods sold today, another British icon firm whored to a US food corp; brilliant. #

So many hackers on MW2 these days #

Don't these kickers recall that you can't kick as far in drizzle?… #

Mummy Hughes is back tomorrow from her 6 month tour in Afghanistan. Proudest son ever. I'm glad she gets 2 medals #

Just saw Youth in Revolt, gunna go start sone fires and kick the shit out of people in the hope to hook up with a beautiful girl #

Just gave a drunk chick £1 to 'get home', hope resides in us all, there's a small chance she's not spending it on crack right now.. #

Who's the transport secutary for the UK? And why isn't he/she dead in a ditch with a spear up their arse?.. #sorryforbeingrude #

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Lee Ryan has entered the Lucid building! @20thcenturymarc is taking care of him in the board room #

OMG LEE RYAN IS IN THE OFFICE!… urghhh.. i feel faint, i can barely type.. @$%£^Q%£ #

RT @HannaWarnes: @foodbymark First ones mark!! – agreed! #

I really need to see Youth In Revolt still, who will join me? #

3) Killer Whales have learned to upright sharks so they enter tonic imobilisation, essentially putting the shark in a coma, easing the kill #

2) Killer Whales are known to regurgitate fish on the water surface, so to attract birds to prey on. #

p.s. Killer Whale facts – i'm starting basic, they will get crazy towards the end of the day. #

p.s. Killer Whale facts – i'm starting basic, they will get crazy towards the end of the day. #

1) Killer Whales reside in the dolphin family, and share the inherited intellegence. They get their name from preying on whales #

1) Killer Whales reside in the dolphin family, and share the inherited intellegence. They get their name from preying on whales #

In celebration of the Killer Whale (RIP trainer chick) ill be flexing my animal kingdom knowledge today and tweeting 1 KW fact per hour. #

RT @20thcenturymarc: http://bit.ly/bPnUnG well this is what you get when you patronise and keep a giant killer dolphin in a pond #

RT haha, don't go on Bebo… @StoneyRoads: I feel like a pedophile for just being on myspace #

Does anyone know how much the gaurdian changing media summit is? #

Listening to all the new Boy Geroge material and loving it. (Hey @theboygeorge ! – i'm at Lucid with Marc) #

Waiting for someone to point out my cut lip so I can say I started up a fight club #

Looks like its gunna be a fab week of weather! http://tweetphoto.com/12260083 #

It took 7 alarms to get me up this morning, a new record! #

It's so depressing going to bed and not bothering to close your curtains, as it'll be pitch blank when you wake up in the morning anyway. #

Just watched American Psycho. I honestly believe Christian Bale could kill multiple people for real, was he even acting in the film?.. #

The only good thing about 6 a.m. http://tweetphoto.com/12083402 #

The lake is freezing over, I'm cacooned in 2 sleeping bags and so so warm! Night night world #gonefishin #039; #

Night fishing is so cold! It's at least -4 right now and shits icing up. Paulie just caught a Breem http://tweetphoto.com/11997903 #

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Getting a train off peak in half term is definately a rageful experience. Why do kinds feel the need to scream. ALL. THE. TIME #

Getting a train off peak in half term is definately a rageful experience. Why do kinds feel the need to scream. ALL. THE. TIME #

So glad i have a 6 pack of Mr. Kipling carrot cakes in my desk at work, gunna go nuts on it tomorrow morning. #

Eccles cakes are probably the best thing on earth… Ever. #

Great article on Artists using Twitter from @davidhooper, community dynamic and consiquences. http://bit.ly/9rAOLr #

This week has been a headache week. All day every day, thump thump thump. Brilliant #

So… Facebook search just isn't working at all right now. Brilliant. #

Just saved a ladybird from the bath AGAIN, I think I'm on about 7 this year do far. Feels good to help a bug brother out #

I would like Robbie's hair style #

You've got to be shitting me, most trains from victoria are delayed?! Sun is the only weather trains can run in this joke of a country #

Shit, i got 666 followers. Someone follow me so i can get off the devil number! #

I love writing out CSS really fast for pages and pages, makes me feel like that computer guy in the matrix #

its safe to say life isn't enjoyable recently #

So tempting.. chill PETA, i'm not gunna do it. And yes i have a gun, dont freak out,I live in the country http://tweetphoto.com/11247388 #

wow… there are about 15 big fat lovely wood pigeons on my garden lawn. Really wanna shoot one for dinner tonight #saturdayhuntin #039; #

Woo! woken up to a fresh day and a good mood #

"I need a piss bruv" & "yeah boi I'm the only one not on my period" are the 2 best quotes so far. It's a shame, one of them's really hot.. #

Rage. they are singing so loud, my headache's intensified.. I hope they all get knocked up tonight so they waste & pregger their life away #

Oh god.5 chavvy party girls just got on the train screaming.so so much rage… If they fuck with my laptop Im going blood rambo on a bitch #

Another train failure #

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Getting a train off peak in half term is definately a rageful experience. Why do kinds feel the need to scream. ALL. THE. TIME #

Getting a train off peak in half term is definately a rageful experience. Why do kinds feel the need to scream. ALL. THE. TIME #

So glad i have a 6 pack of Mr. Kipling carrot cakes in my desk at work, gunna go nuts on it tomorrow morning. #

Eccles cakes are probably the best thing on earth… Ever. #

Great article on Artists using Twitter from @davidhooper, community dynamic and consiquences. http://bit.ly/9rAOLr #

This week has been a headache week. All day every day, thump thump thump. Brilliant #

So… Facebook search just isn't working at all right now. Brilliant. #

Just saved a ladybird from the bath AGAIN, I think I'm on about 7 this year do far. Feels good to help a bug brother out #

I would like Robbie's hair style #

You've got to be shitting me, most trains from victoria are delayed?! Sun is the only weather trains can run in this joke of a country #

Shit, i got 666 followers. Someone follow me so i can get off the devil number! #

I love writing out CSS really fast for pages and pages, makes me feel like that computer guy in the matrix #

its safe to say life isn't enjoyable recently #

So tempting.. chill PETA, i'm not gunna do it. And yes i have a gun, dont freak out,I live in the country http://tweetphoto.com/11247388 #

wow… there are about 15 big fat lovely wood pigeons on my garden lawn. Really wanna shoot one for dinner tonight #saturdayhuntin #039; #

Woo! woken up to a fresh day and a good mood #

"I need a piss bruv" & "yeah boi I'm the only one not on my period" are the 2 best quotes so far. It's a shame, one of them's really hot.. #

Rage. they are singing so loud, my headache's intensified.. I hope they all get knocked up tonight so they waste & pregger their life away #

Oh god.5 chavvy party girls just got on the train screaming.so so much rage… If they fuck with my laptop Im going blood rambo on a bitch #

Another train failure #

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I fucking hate trains, I actually think they deliberately operate like retards to scew up thousands of people's lives daily #

Anyone know what music blogs Google shut down yesterday? Dark times.. Go Wordpress kids! Blogger can suck
It #

Cut my ear while cutting my hair last night. Why does so much blood run through your ear?! (retorical – I know the answer) but ERGH #

Anyone doing anything for Pancake day in London next week? is there a pancake restaurant i need to be aware of? #

Working on the iMac helm today. Haven't touched this thing for ages… #

Facebook launch XMPP support http://tcrn.ch/bStvBA via @techcrunch #

I want to buy/read a book which is basically written by a really wise man writing a tonne of amazing facts about cool shit. Suggestions?… #

Massive Attack #3 most blogged artists on Hype Machine this week, Gui Boratto mix charted 4 separate positions too. Mission accomplished #

Keep forgetting to bring my laptop charger at home.. I think my sub concious is trying to tell me something.. #

"Google Buzz not working" is the 3rd most popular google buzz keyword… Looks like a successful launch then (p.s. i haven't got it ether..) #

Shits going wrong today #

Loving my new desktop image http://tweetphoto.com/10877087 #marrymeplease #

Oh whoa, don't forget to check out Gui Boratto's rmx of 'Paradise Circus' on @themusicninja http://bit.ly/9vSo22 #

Just saw cirque de soleil atbtge RAH. So mental! #

12 box of Krispy Kremes and 3 homies for movie night #

I love her http://bit.ly/bcBu8P #

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Just seen what had to be the fattest dog in the world, it was like a small fury whale. How do people let their pets get like that?! #

Oh hey.. Massive Attack – Paradise Circus (Gui Boratto remix) – http://bit.ly/cAEvct how good? #

Anyone at #devnest wanna help a brother out with an app bug? #

Just started watching the new Massive Attack films from 'Heligoland', http://bit.ly/9gtAl9 #

At devnest, there's 1 chick in this room, poor girl.. http://tweetphoto.com/10407716 #

Off to Twitter Dev nest with sly fox. Love being in a room full of geeks #

Off to bed. being awake for 42 hours was a great experience, a lot of highs and a lot of lows. #

Just started watching the new Massive Attack films from 'Heligoland', http://bit.ly/9gtAl9 #

Kids on the train. Kill them with fire #

So i'm finally relieved to tell the world about what i've been up for 36 hours going crazy about. http://bit.ly/dxb1ds have a gaze #

beyond tired, far far beyond #

Katie Price remarried already? she's such a dickhead, sorry but anyone who looks up to her is equally an idiot #

ahhhhh @MrSlyvester got my 2,000th tweet! Hero.. #

FML #

im SO HAPPY, http://bit.ly/5cVt9e #matweatre #

I would say "I can't wait for the weekend", but lately the weekends are just as brutal as the week. #

RT @gleonhard: Nice tool: Short domain name search engine recommends URLs- NXdom http://ow.ly/12SXF #

6 more Tweets until my 2,000th. Who's gunna get the @ ?..exciting times.. #

Wow, the Cleveland show follows exactly the same character format as Family Guy. Ditto with American Dad. Same shit different look, snooore #

Today has reminded me why i never want to work for a major label #

In contrast to the tiny bit of clemantine I had last week, today I have an enormous banana http://tweetphoto.com/9905795 #

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Just slept on the train for a good hour, I swear I sleep talk, everyones looking at me weird… #

A few pretty important meetings tomorrow, gunna have to brave it with 4 hours sleep. Always bad news, i end up saying 'Real talk' too much #

Was the new iPhone announced yesterday too? news of the iShit smothered everything else out #

So the iPad… Without throwing market development bullshit out there; it's essentially a large iPod/iPhone? literally… #

Ambrosia rice pudding, steaming hot; popped 6 Dairy Milk chunks in there and stirred. Yeah i went there, to heaven and back in 4 minutes. #

All of the Massive Attack Heligoland remixes are now available to stream on Facebook! http://bit.ly/aDhcnb #

Love this! RT @SoundCloud & @ravenhall: http://www.thecloudplayer.com Hopefully it gets more artists on #

Trying 9 wheetabix tonight… http://tweetphoto.com/9742536 #

http://tweetphoto.com/9731754 such a small slice of clementine! Strange things make my day recently.. #

Oh.. so i just realised i didn't put a link on my Groove Armada blog post last night? what a tool… here it is – http://bit.ly/a93t2Z #

I love it when a plan comes together #

That's right bitch, swing your bag in to my £2k work laptop and don't apologise; you make me wanna get nasty #

Just a little quicky post before bedtime on this week's @soundcloud announcement with @hypem http://bit.ly/9Jwqnb #

new blogness: Groove Armada – Shameless feat. Bryan Ferry. Gorgeous song.. go download #

"Just started watching the new Massive Attack films from 'Heligoland'", http://bit.ly/6iJtDI #

Discovered today that i'm a 'legs man'.. gosh.. #

"Just started watching the new Massive Attack films from 'Heligoland'", http://bit.ly/6iJtDI #

Frinkin' love Groove Armada #

Sitting next to the cutest girl ever on the train. She's sleeping, I'm staring; is this weird? #

The cheerleader chick in #glee is so hot.. I'd raise the baby with her, it'll be worth the hit #

Funky House Classics on MOS looks a bit good then #

Cheeky hot tub… #glee #

Our friends at @soundcloud and @hypem have announced something 'nifty' today; full cross site track integration! – http://bit.ly/6PpVro #

I love Rahda Mitchel… MARRY… ME #

redesigned my (other) blog http://bit.ly/6DDDDp can't really work out if i like it.. I always end up hating it anyway, just a matter of time #

Tucking in to 8 Wheetabix. People are sometimes horrified to learn that's normal for me, i have to have at least 6 and a pint of milk.. #

new blog post – electro at a disco in a house. @ http://www.tasteslikeplastic.com/01/electro-at-a-disco-in-a-house/ #

Does anyone know (a lot) about Wordpress meta values and fields? #

Probably the longest day of my life today, and it's not even over. How are there 17 things left on my task list?!! #

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Just spent half an hour in Sainsburys with @davidgoldman making food decisions. Oakcakes suck… #

Got a Magic Mouse earlier #anticlimax #

Today according to my name card, i am Jeremy Hughes from Universal Music… I feel a traitor to @lucidonline #

I think I just got on a party bus.. It's full of old people making jokes about me and laughing their face off. 'ohh he's a young one oohhmm' #

Fell asleep on the train and bit my tongue. Happens to the best of us. KFC for dinner tonight seeing as I was too healthy today with fruit. #

New blog post, Google's Nexus One gets Ninja treatment http://bit.ly/6AqPRD #

had the equivalent of around 32 oranges today. fruit juice, pack or real oranges, capri suns; I could fight off a plague with this vitamin C #

Massive Attack – Girl I Love You (She Is Danger Remix) – http://bit.ly/4KY7Yw check it out! #

Massive Attack – Girl I Love You (She Is Danger Remix) – http://bit.ly/4KY7Yw pls RT such a gorgeous song #

At my new desk in the new @lucidonline offices. It smells like i'm in a pine forest #

Noooooo! Kraft is taking over Cadburys. When will British businesses stop WHORING themselves out to others. #

Wishing i was as cool as Vin D in the fast and furious #

Yikes, Furio just jumped the human equivalent of a football pitch off my hand, then took a crap on my floor. Thanks little guy… #

Just started using Adium, this is amazing! #

The world feels very unresponsive today. #

Jesus! i have my own phone extention at work, that's amazing #

New Massive Attack! Girl I Love You (feat. Horace Andy) (She Is Danger Remix) check it out on @rcrdlbl http://bit.ly/8txgBO #

New blog, new look, new post: Last week in digital – http://bit.ly/6c6Bp7 #

I wanna get tasty with the head cheerleader from Glee. Real talk #

I could murder a KFC right now, full bucket, 10 pieces, destroyed. #

Everyone on Come Dine With Me is either within or at the brink of a mid life crisis #

Just finishing some food shopping, then laying the smack down on Godaddy #

Barely keeping my eyes open now, i can't waaait to crash out #

My mummy was in the paper yesterday, check it out – http://bit.ly/5yxYxF #

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Massive Attack is dropping next week! get ready #

Jesus.. Some old lady on the train put a stress face at me for having a laptop out; chill out girl you're the one with an OAP discount! #

Wow.. So that's the sword in the chest? RT @mashable: Facebook Connect Comes to MySpace – http://bit.ly/7ULQdt #

Anyone got a copy of yesterdays evening standard?? My mums in it! #

Looks like i can get a bit of sleep in! Sleeeeppppzzzzz…. #

No sleep for Jezzy tonight. Literally #

Wow… Godaddy customer support sound like they'd rather be falling down the side of Everest than talk to me #

What the hell is wrong with Xbox Live? #

Wow Megan… may jesus save us all via the power hand of zeus himself… http://bit.ly/7fzvDb #

Yuck, how is it when you have a relatively good nights sleep, you end up being more tired in the day? No sense #

How bad is the snow in London?! There aren't even any trains coming back #

Very cheeky transatlantic call done! I LOVE Skype. Off to try and sleep again with my new friend 'Nytol'. Night Twittttterrrr #

Fantastic chicken at Nandos tonight. So close to getting 2 full loyalty cards now, chicken feast! #

Urgh sugar headache.. Nandos in an hour, gunna destroy a poor chicken tonight #

Slowly getting my sleeping pattern back on track courtesy of Nytol.. Tonight i hope to be asleep by midnight #

Everyone seems to be tweeting about what they just ate, so here i go: Just had some tomato pasta, it was shit and gave nothing to my life. #

I'm shaking it to this.. very smooth /// The Scare – Could Be Bad (Gloves 12 Megamix) on @hypem http://awe.sm/36CHH #

Just purchased tweatre.tv SUCK IT #

Damn… someone's already purchased tweatre.com. there goes my get-rich plan #

Seriously wanting to go to San Fransisco now… probably trying to tie in some web conferences while im there #

Can't get the Diplo mixtape! The sites down! ahhhh. Has anyone got it/a re-link of it? #

This week's going to be brutal #

RT @jeffpulver: new approach to #140conf procing – http://bit.ly/4J3www. THANKYOU! this opens the doors to so many new but vital audiences #

spending quite literally all weekend writing developer notes #

The snow is going CRAZY here #

Cheeky trans-Atlantic call worky call done, so excited to see this web site in action! #

Just bought some Nytol for tonight, gunna get in to bed at around 1am and drug myself to a blissful deep sleep #

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#hotgirlonthetrain owh yeaaah.. Locking in an hour of Friday pervtime #

Bedtime! 1:30.. not bad not bad.. #

The F Word has just made me insanely hungry… I could eat at least 3 cows, a sheep and perhaps an Ostrich right now. #

Thank god for Wordpress 2.9's new post thumbnail tag integration. livesaver! #

Jesus… its half 5 and i'm still working going to bed now! dreaming of more snow! #

Push notifications on Facebook app for iPhone – YAY #

wow.. snowing pretty hard here now… #

I don't like to curse, but where the fuck's the snow?! #

Just saved a ladybird from drowning in my bath. On average i save around 3 bugs a week, they all count. They will thank me one day. #

I think the time has finally come to sell my drum kit any buyers? #

Nandos time, again… Is Nandos on the stock market? #

Anyone about with good knowledge of Adobe Flash and feed sources? #

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