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O que acontece quando se soma três mulheres super gatas, duas em um violino e outra na bateria? &lt;br /&gt;
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Errou se você disse música clássica ou pensou que seria falar em drogas.&lt;br /&gt;
Simplesmente é a primeira vez que escuto solo de guitarra em "um violino". Sinceramente eu nunca gostei de violinos até ver esse vídeo, &lt;b&gt;agora sou uma pessoa culta&lt;/b&gt;. (kk, eu ri dessa linha).&lt;br /&gt;
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//postagem automática&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4155572364864897867-5939990323172858778?l=www.bobbavip.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~4/D0rzUVCBedo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~3/D0rzUVCBedo/por-isso-cholamos-ao-cortar-uma.html</link><author>JhOnnyMasteR.JS@hotmail.com (JhOnnyMasteR)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.bobbavip.com/2010/02/por-isso-cholamos-ao-cortar-uma.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4155572364864897867.post-3891422843385222885</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-02-04T06:00:01.842-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Bizzarrisses</category><title>Estatísticas BobbaVip</title><description>&lt;div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Em quanto eu estava procurando umas coisas boas pra postar no &lt;b&gt;Bobba&lt;/b&gt;, me deu na cabeça de ver como está a popularidade do blog, o blog do povo. Digitando &lt;b&gt;BobbaVip&lt;/b&gt; no Google reparei que tinham &lt;b&gt;64.400 resultados&lt;/b&gt; de pesquisas, nóssa, a minha alegria foi tão grande que me deparei com um grito assustando assim a mina que estava comigo no quarto, que saiu me chamando de doido. Empolgadão, nem dando idéia pra mina (&lt;strike&gt;que coisa gay&lt;/strike&gt;) cliquei no "BobbaVip".&amp;nbsp; Doidinho esperando um resultado mais positivo que isso, me aparece o &lt;b&gt;bobba vip&lt;/b&gt; que quer dizer: Um grupo do jogo HabboBrasil , resultando assim a conclusão de que os resultados não são pro BobbaVip e sim para um grupo do jogo HabboBrasil.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;&amp;amp; para concluir meu dia, perdi a mina por uma ilusão do &lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Google&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;. Mas, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;b style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;O Humor Não Pode Parar&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt; !&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;nbsp; Algumas pessoas não gostam deles, por serem preguiçosos, chatos e por ficarem miando a noite toda quando estão no cio, mas uma coisa eu tenho certeza, eles teem coração.&lt;br /&gt;
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Quando alguém sem querer pisar no seu pé, não tente arrumar confusão com esse alguém. Você simplesmente poderá começar uma briga no meio do rua e com uma pessoa que luta mais do que &lt;strike&gt;eu&lt;/strike&gt; qualquer ator de filme de Ação.&lt;br /&gt;
Fontes? Claro néh? &lt;a href="http://alexandreterra.blogspot.com/"&gt;Aqui&lt;/a&gt; !&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Postagem homenageada ao Blog do dia:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://vicioemfofura.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/5057/fofura.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4155572364864897867-7722107380927651507?l=www.bobbavip.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~4/MriHoUQfsDo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~3/MriHoUQfsDo/street-fight-in-real-life.html</link><author>JhOnnyMasteR.JS@hotmail.com (JhOnnyMasteR)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">6</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.bobbavip.com/2010/01/street-fight-in-real-life.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4155572364864897867.post-4841307942669774717</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-24T10:00:02.795-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Bizzarrisses</category><title>Tudo começa com uma simples foto</title><description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img src="http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/4874/image0001originalwhyyou.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;Cuidado ao postar suas imagens na internet, abra a postagem para &lt;a href="http://www.bobbavip.com/2010/01/tudo-comeca-com-uma-simples-foto.html"&gt;visualizar&lt;/a&gt; .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Postagem homenageada ao Blog do dia:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://bestadeluxo.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6986/bestadeluxo.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4155572364864897867-4841307942669774717?l=www.bobbavip.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~4/hRjQ4eQSP-c" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~3/hRjQ4eQSP-c/tudo-comeca-com-uma-simples-foto.html</link><author>JhOnnyMasteR.JS@hotmail.com (JhOnnyMasteR)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">13</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.bobbavip.com/2010/01/tudo-comeca-com-uma-simples-foto.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4155572364864897867.post-5742274284100244071</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 15:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-23T07:44:59.978-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Humor Negro</category><title>Terra</title><description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/3458/terrab.png" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
O sonho de todos o MST se resolveram quando chegarem ao destino dessa placa.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Postagem homenageada ao Blog do dia:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://karinacosta1909.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/851/revistaeletronica.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4155572364864897867-5742274284100244071?l=www.bobbavip.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~4/vnKdDwWiV-w" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~3/vnKdDwWiV-w/terra.html</link><author>JhOnnyMasteR.JS@hotmail.com (JhOnnyMasteR)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">10</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.bobbavip.com/2010/01/terra.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4155572364864897867.post-1431413458011542900</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-20T09:38:00.099-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Bizzarrisses</category><title>Educação ou Medo?</title><description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/8163/graficoxf.png"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Postagem homenageada ao Blog do dia:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.avacalouca.wordpress.com/" target="_blank"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1508/avacalouca.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4155572364864897867-1431413458011542900?l=www.bobbavip.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~4/pFWOqoxZECA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~3/pFWOqoxZECA/educacao-ou-medo.html</link><author>JhOnnyMasteR.JS@hotmail.com (JhOnnyMasteR)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">10</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.bobbavip.com/2010/01/educacao-ou-medo.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4155572364864897867.post-23795749855457332</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:26:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-18T19:28:51.094-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Bizzarrisses</category><title>Em quanto isso no Titanic</title><description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40949000/jpg/_40949974_vomiting416300.jpg"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/1473/titanick.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&amp; Veja o final clicando na foto !&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Ri da própria postagem, pelos comentários recebidos. &lt;br /&gt;
Não há o que entender, o sentido da imagem é.  &lt;b&gt;Dorgas Mano !&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Postagem homenageada ao Blog do dia:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.fun-tasma.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img height="100" src="http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1762/funtasma.png" width="480" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4155572364864897867-23795749855457332?l=www.bobbavip.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~4/5KTzn22mJSs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~3/5KTzn22mJSs/em-quanto-isso-no-titanic.html</link><author>JhOnnyMasteR.JS@hotmail.com (JhOnnyMasteR)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">10</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.bobbavip.com/2010/01/em-quanto-isso-no-titanic.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4155572364864897867.post-9134934618758854382</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 18:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-16T10:41:40.144-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Videos</category><title>O terrivel assassino com uma arma imprópria</title><description>Esse divertidissimo vídeo mostra a fulga agonizante de uma vítima que é perseguida por um assassino que escolheu ser diferente de todos os outros. Muitos matam com armas, facas, enforcado... Mas esse é diferente, é um espirito, o espirito de serial killer que mata as pessoas com uma colher. &lt;br /&gt;
  Até que a vítima (Jake) se rebela, fica paranóico e da início a uma estranha caça à um espirito.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;center&gt;&lt;object width="600" height="400"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9VDvgL58h_Y&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9VDvgL58h_Y&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="600" height="400"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"&gt;Postagem homenageada ao Blog do dia:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.desorganico.com/" target="_blank"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/5391/desorganico.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4155572364864897867-9134934618758854382?l=www.bobbavip.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~4/MtP6P-v3xIw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~3/MtP6P-v3xIw/o-terrivel-assassino-com-uma-arma.html</link><author>JhOnnyMasteR.JS@hotmail.com (JhOnnyMasteR)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">9</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.bobbavip.com/2010/01/o-terrivel-assassino-com-uma-arma.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4155572364864897867.post-5494711898704348492</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 01:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-23T08:03:31.220-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Bizzarrisses</category><title>Crepusculo Vs. Blade</title><description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;Imagine como seria feliz o filme Crepusculo se o Blade entrasse em Cena.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div class="pre-spoiler"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;input id="xs" value="Visualizar" style="margin-left: 50px; padding: 0px; width: 80px; " onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = '';this.innerText = ''; this.value = 'Ocultar'; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.value = 'Visualizar';}" type="button"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div class="spoiler" style="display: none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img src="http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/5806/crepusculo2.png"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4155572364864897867-5494711898704348492?l=www.bobbavip.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~4/hFwq2edkPhE" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~3/hFwq2edkPhE/crepusculo-vs-blade.html</link><author>JhOnnyMasteR.JS@hotmail.com (JhOnnyMasteR)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">3</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.bobbavip.com/2010/01/crepusculo-vs-blade.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4155572364864897867.post-4717552192151341241</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-13T09:14:19.418-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Bizzarrisses</category><title>Dr. HousAvatar</title><description>&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;Piadinha do dia,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;Qual é o resultado de &lt;strong&gt;Dr. House&lt;/strong&gt; com &lt;strong&gt;Avatar&lt;/strong&gt;?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;center&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/7459/housavatar.png" /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;nem ri .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4155572364864897867-4717552192151341241?l=www.bobbavip.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~4/unqpmLlWUq8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~3/unqpmLlWUq8/dr-house.html</link><author>JhOnnyMasteR.JS@hotmail.com (JhOnnyMasteR)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">5</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.bobbavip.com/2010/01/dr-house.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4155572364864897867.post-6913807509351163435</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 13:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-11T05:04:00.509-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Videos</category><title>O Galo Metaleiro</title><description>Durante séculos, as pessoas têm tentado descobrir o que veio primeiro, o ovo ou a galinha. A coisa toda parece uma questão muito simples para mim, é o galo freaking. O galo é o único que faz sexo com todas as galinhas que fazem os ovos.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;object height="349" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rlecFrRDZII&amp;border=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rlecFrRDZII&amp;border=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="532" height="450"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4155572364864897867-6913807509351163435?l=www.bobbavip.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~4/PMSMI8vAxNY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~3/PMSMI8vAxNY/o-galo-metaleiro.html</link><author>JhOnnyMasteR.JS@hotmail.com (JhOnnyMasteR)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">3</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.bobbavip.com/2010/01/o-galo-metaleiro.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4155572364864897867.post-335972600279335174</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-10T20:49:00.582-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Videos</category><title>Futuro Presente</title><description>Esse vídeo na verdade é uma forma de mostrar como esta o mundo infantil de hoje em dia. Na minha época de criança minhas coreografias eram baseadas nas músicas da Xuxa e Angélica só que hoje em dia qualquer música é motivo para crianças dançarem dessa maneira .&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;Como esse vídeo é Tenso, abra a postagem para &lt;a href="http://www.bobbavip.com/2010/01/futuro-presente.html"&gt;visualizar&lt;/a&gt; .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Querido Brasil, pra onde você esta indo? Onde você vai parar ?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4155572364864897867-335972600279335174?l=www.bobbavip.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~4/7cFUFHrYOfs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~3/7cFUFHrYOfs/futuro-presente.html</link><author>JhOnnyMasteR.JS@hotmail.com (JhOnnyMasteR)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">7</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.bobbavip.com/2010/01/futuro-presente.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4155572364864897867.post-5496178678348060008</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 03:13:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-10T11:51:46.500-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Bizzarrisses</category><title>Seu passado te condena</title><description>Quando era um jovem sargento, Guile aprendeu as técnicas militares de luta. Quando recrutado, tinha um porte físico muito magro, que com o tempo desenvolveu, tornando-se aos poucos o Guile Musculoso que conhecemos de jogos mais recentes.&lt;br /&gt;
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Graças a uma ligação anônima e um vídeo amador o grande lutador que gritava “&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;Alackfiel&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;” foi endiciado a cadeia por um ano acusado de vandalismo.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;center&gt;&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" height="370" id="viddler_7e5bc34c" width="437"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/player/7e5bc34c/" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.viddler.com/player/7e5bc34c/" width="600" height="500" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" name="viddler_7e5bc34c"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4155572364864897867-6286667167722140045?l=www.bobbavip.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~4/7mXKhy8LC_s" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~3/7mXKhy8LC_s/acidente-na-montanha-russa.html</link><author>JhOnnyMasteR.JS@hotmail.com (JhOnnyMasteR)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">10</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.bobbavip.com/2010/01/acidente-na-montanha-russa.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4155572364864897867.post-7730309156475206263</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 14:48:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-03T07:09:33.321-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Bizzarrisses</category><title>Os gatos vão dominar o mundo</title><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Seguindo a lógica do &lt;a href="http://corvoassassino.com/"&gt;Corvo assassino&lt;/a&gt; de que devemos ter muito medo de gatos, decidi fazer uma coletânea de 5 imagens postadas individualmente por ele mesmo e que comprovam a sua tese. Mas, pense bem! Depois de ver isso você nunca mais irá querer chegar perto de um gato. Boa sorte!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;Eu já não consigo durmir desde que conheci o &lt;a href="http://corvoassassino.com/"&gt;Corvo assassino&lt;/a&gt; e aposto que agora você também não conseguirá.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4155572364864897867-7730309156475206263?l=www.bobbavip.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~4/lIEeQmEfGic" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~3/lIEeQmEfGic/os-gatos-vao-dominar-o-mundo.html</link><author>weverton.medeiros@gmail.com (Weverton Guedes)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.bobbavip.com/2010/01/os-gatos-vao-dominar-o-mundo.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4155572364864897867.post-6691425961127273692</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-07T20:55:58.292-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Bizzarrisses</category><title>Placas bizarras</title><description>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/8590/placas2yf5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="900" src="http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/8590/placas2yf5.jpg" width="700" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Bom, pelo menos há uma placa que logo menos precisará ser usada mesmo, o "proibido discurso de bebê-alienígena". Pelo menos no filme Avatar deveria.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4155572364864897867-6691425961127273692?l=www.bobbavip.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~4/L5bdyfb-Spg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~3/L5bdyfb-Spg/placas-bizarras.html</link><author>weverton.medeiros@gmail.com (Weverton Guedes)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.bobbavip.com/2009/12/placas-bizarras.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4155572364864897867.post-96057220560064037</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 06:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-19T16:56:14.845-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Comics</category><title>As consequências de cada tipo de sexo</title><description>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://essaeboa.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/conseq.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="640" src="http://essaeboa.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/conseq.jpg" width="565" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;Vi no meu outro blog ~ &lt;a href="http://www.bobbavip.com"&gt;BobbaVip&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4155572364864897867-96057220560064037?l=www.bobbavip.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~4/UpmB9bsxjQk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~3/UpmB9bsxjQk/as-consequencias-de-cada-tipo-de-sexo.html</link><author>weverton.medeiros@gmail.com (Weverton Guedes)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">7</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.bobbavip.com/2009/12/as-consequencias-de-cada-tipo-de-sexo.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4155572364864897867.post-3220166827258112895</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 15:35:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-23T07:35:02.022-08:00</atom:updated><title>JhOnny MasteR - Fail.</title><description>&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Bom galera, sinto que nem todos visitantes temporários do Bobba me conhecem, mas mesmo assim venho avisar que por motivos nada legais (estou sem net), eu ficarei sem postar por um tempo. Ainda tenho um postador com conteúdos únicos que ajudaram o Bobba ir mais um pouco pra frente. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Prometido de que quando eu voltar, estarei com novidades para você mijar nas calsas de tanto rir. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;A humildade é a alma do sucesso. Que venha 2010 e novidades para o BobbaVip. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Agradeço aos leitores fiéis por ter me acompanhado desde quando o Bobba ainda era um Ovo. Aos parceiros do Papo Furado um mega abraço e para você que esta perdendo o tempo lendo agora, Feliz Ano Novo. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;Não quero desejar Feliz Natal pra ninguém não ;D ~ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;Sacolé né!? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;Weverton, grande abraço por estar dando essa força pro blog. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4155572364864897867-3220166827258112895?l=www.bobbavip.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~4/gvAEdFfYAjg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/jhonnymaster/~3/gvAEdFfYAjg/jhonny-master-fail.html</link><author>JhOnnyMasteR.JS@hotmail.com (JhOnnyMasteR)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">4</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.bobbavip.com/2009/12/jhonny-master-fail.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4155572364864897867.post-7869544414555409026</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 14:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-21T06:58:10.244-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Videos</category><title>Video-aula de como ser idiota</title><description>Cansado das velhas brincadeirinhas que já não faziam sua namorada (se você tiver) lhe chamar de idiota? Cansado das idiotices que você praticava e que não chamam mais a atenção das pessoas? Seus problemas acabaram!&lt;br /&gt;
Agora em apenas 23 segundos você aprenderá uma nova técnica para chamar a atenção e ser novamente tachado de muleque escroto e idiota. Quer que eu adiante o que você deverá fazer? Tudo bem.&lt;br /&gt;
É muito simples, quando você for no banco com sua namorada ou amigos(as) olhe para todos os lados, o que você vê de mais excitante? Os caixas eletrônicos? Não, por favor, não ataque os caixas, você poderá ser preso e isso não é ser idiota. O instrumento monumental que há nesse ambiente é... Não vou mais falar. Assista você mesmo e veja o que poderá utilizar para reconquistar sua fama.&lt;br /&gt;
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