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<entry>
    <title type="html">Last Post</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.joegrossberg.com/archives/003016.html" />
    <id>tag:www.joegrossberg.com,2008://2.3016</id>
    
    <published>2008-05-28T18:26:49Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-28T20:23:26Z</updated>
    
    <summary type="html">Sorry guys; this site has been hacked (1x1 transparent .gif with a spam link in the footer of every page)...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Joe</name>
    </author>
    
        <category term="blogging" />
    
        <category term="hacking" />
    
        <category term="joegrossberg" />
    
        <category term="security" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>Sorry guys; this site has been hacked (<a href="http://www.seo-gold.com/blackhat-seo-hidden-links.html">1x1 transparent .gif with a spam link in the footer of every page</a>) and I'm still not sure how they did it.</p>

<p>After noticing that, I checked my logs for the first time in a while, and saw a bunch of suspicious requests from Ukraine, among other places, trying to exploit holes in the MT security model.</p>

<p>I am not interested in investing the time to track all the possible exploits and keep my MT install patched, and I think it would be irresponsible to leave those vulnerabilities in place.</p>

<p>So, this site is read-only from now on. Posts and comments are here for posterity's sake, but there are no new ones. If you want to see what I've been up to, you can <a href="http://www.twitter.com/josephgrossberg">check me out on Twitter</a>.</p>

<p>Thanks to all who've read this blog; it's been a fun ride, but I'm moving on to other projects.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title type="html">My Top Ten UNIX Commands: Part Two</title>
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    <published>2008-04-23T15:25:36Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-23T15:40:15Z</updated>
    
    <summary type="html">$ history 1000 | awk &apos;{a[$2]++}END{for(i in a){print a[i] &quot; &quot; i}}&apos; | sort -rn | head (via Fallen Rogue)...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Joe</name>
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        <category term="bash" />
    
        <category term="unix" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p><tt>$ history 1000 | awk '{a[$2]++}END{for(i in a){print a[i] " " i}}' | sort -rn | head</tt> (via <a href="http://www.fallenrogue.com/articles/259-history-blog-meme">Fallen Rogue</a>)</p>

<p><code>233 cd</code> (and aliases that do a <code>cd</code>)<br />
<code>154 emacs</code><br />
<code>125 svn</code><br />
<code>83 grep</code><br />
<code>72 sdiff</code> (alias to <code>svn diff</code> w/ coloring)<br />
<code>67 sst</code> (alias to <code>svn st</code> w/ coloring)<br />
<code>58 ll</code> (alias to <code>ls -l</code>)<br />
<code>29 rake</code><br />
<code>20 ssh</code><br />
<code>13 ./start.sh</code> (for starting mongrel, to work on Rails apps locally)</p>

<p>Here's my <a href="http://www.joegrossberg.com/archives/002762.html">most frequent UNIX commands in September 2006</a>.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title type="html">Madmen and Nukes</title>
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    <id>tag:www.joegrossberg.com,2008://2.3014</id>
    
    <published>2008-03-10T15:18:10Z</published>
    <updated>2008-03-10T15:22:00Z</updated>
    
    <summary type="html">&quot;Nixon was gambling millions of lives on the Soviets being the rational players in this game. Next time you are...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Joe</name>
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        <category term="history" />
    
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        <category term="war" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>"Nixon was gambling millions of lives on the Soviets being the rational players in this game. <a href="http://www.marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolution/2008/03/mad-men.html">Next time you are told how a madman threatens the world remember the greatest threats have come from our own mad men.</a>"</p>

<blockquote cite="http://www.marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolution/2008/03/mad-men.html">
On the morning of October 27, 1969, a squadron of 18 B-52s &mdash; massive bombers with eight turbo engines and 185-foot wingspans &mdash; began racing from the western US toward the eastern border of the Soviet Union. The pilots flew for 18 hours without rest, hurtling toward their targets at more than 500 miles per hour. Each plane was loaded with nuclear weapons hundreds of times more powerful than the ones that had obliterated Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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<entry>
    <title type="html">I&apos;ve Learned to Let Go</title>
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    <published>2008-02-20T15:45:43Z</published>
    <updated>2008-02-21T16:18:19Z</updated>
    
    <summary type="html">This was so me, for years:...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Joe</name>
    </author>
    
        <category term="blogging" />
    
        <category term="comics" />
    
        <category term="humor" />
    
        <category term="politics" />
    
        <category term="wiki" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>This was <em>so</em> me, for <em>years</em>:</p>

<p><a href="http://xkcd.com/386/"><img src="http://www.joegrossberg.com/images/duty_calls.png" width="300" height="330" border="0" /></a></p>]]>
        
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    <title type="html">Ron Paul, Creationist</title>
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    <published>2007-12-17T21:07:05Z</published>
    <updated>2008-01-08T19:52:04Z</updated>
    
    <summary type="html">Dr. Ron Paul apparently rejects the &quot;theory&quot; of evolution. Given that he&apos;s an MD and all, I wonder if he...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Joe</name>
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        <category term="libertarian" />
    
        <category term="politics" />
    
        <category term="religion" />
    
        <category term="republicans" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>Dr. Ron Paul apparently rejects the "theory" of evolution. Given that he's an MD and all, I wonder if he also believes in "germ theory", or feels that the Creator endowed some people with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_humours">bad humours</a>. </p>

<p>Starting around 2:45 is the relevant Q&amp;A, where an audience member asks Ron Paul whether he believes "the theory of evolution" to be true: <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V4af9Q0Fa4Q&amp;rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V4af9Q0Fa4Q&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p>

<blockquote cite="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4af9Q0Fa4Q">
I think that there, it's a theory. It's 'the theory of evolution.' And I don't accept it, you know, as a theory. But I think, it probably doesn't bother me, it's not the most important issue for me, to make a difference in my life to understand the exact origin. I think that the Creator that I know created us and every one of us, and created the universe, and the precise time and manner. And, you know, I just don't think that we're at the point where anybody has absolute proof on either side ... I think it's a theological discussion.
</blockquote>

<p>I agree it's not a directly relevant issue, but &mdash; especially in Paul's case &mdash; such irrational thinking is reason for concern.</p>

<p><span class="update">update</span> Reason mag has an <a href="http://reason.com/news/show/124271.html">analysis of the candidates' positions on evolution vs. creationism/intelligent design</a>.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title type="html">Lack of Documentation Considered Irresponsible</title>
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    <id>tag:www.joegrossberg.com,2007://2.3011</id>
    
    <published>2007-12-14T19:05:22Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-14T19:47:32Z</updated>
    
    <summary type="html">According to Giles Bowkett, documentation is, ideally, by and for computers: generated from code, not written by handintended for an...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Joe</name>
    </author>
    
        <category term="documentation" />
    
        <category term="programming" />
    
        <category term="rails" />
    
        <category term="ruby" />
    
        <category term="testing" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>According to Giles Bowkett, <a href="http://gilesbowkett.blogspot.com/2007/12/documentation-is-for-computers-to-read.html">documentation is, ideally, by and for computers</a>:</p>

<ul><li>generated from code, not written by hand</li><li>intended for an audience of software (e.g testing suites) and not developers</li></ul>

<blockquote cite="http://gilesbowkett.blogspot.com/2007/12/documentation-is-for-computers-to-read.html">
I don't think human-readable documentation should be allowed ... it's just irresponsible.
</blockquote>

<p>I agree, to an extent. The "what" comments can be often be replaced by clear variable, class and method names.</p>

<p>The problem is that the "why" comments &mdash; i.e. any comment that has the word "because" in it &mdash; would get lost.</p>

<p>Let's say the "address 1" field is limited to 255 characters, and a customer wants one that's 275 characters. Can you make the change? If the design decision was motivated by the desire to save space, you can. But if that's the limit set by the printing vendor, you can't. </p>

<p>I suppose that (instead of a comment) you could take the RSpec files and add in some <code>it "should comply with printing vendor specifications" do ...</code> test, which is run against the database schema, but that's still human-readable.</p>

<p>The software doesn't care <em>why</em> you have that particular constraint. But the people maintaining that code do.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title type="html">Why My Douchebag Congressman Is Still In Office</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.joegrossberg.com/archives/003010.html" />
    <id>tag:www.joegrossberg.com,2007://2.3010</id>
    
    <published>2007-12-14T16:20:12Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-14T16:25:19Z</updated>
    
    <summary type="html">Bribery. Jim Moran&apos;s district has gotten more federal contract money than the next three combined....</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Joe</name>
    </author>
    
        <category term="democrats" />
    
        <category term="economics" />
    
        <category term="politics" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>Bribery.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.usaspending.gov/fpds/tables.php?tabtype=t1&amp;rowtype=d&amp;subtype=p&amp;sorttype=tot">Jim Moran's district has gotten more federal contract money than the next three combined</a>.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title type="html">Moronism vs. Mormonism</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.joegrossberg.com/archives/003009.html" />
    <id>tag:www.joegrossberg.com,2007://2.3009</id>
    
    <published>2007-12-13T19:09:02Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-13T21:08:06Z</updated>
    
    <summary type="html">Mike Huckabee literally believes in Adam and Eve. And it&apos;s Mitt Romney&apos;s crazy religious beliefs that are a campaign issue?...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Joe</name>
    </author>
    
        <category term="blogging" />
    
        <category term="joegrossberg" />
    
        <category term="politics" />
    
        <category term="religion" />
    
        <category term="republicans" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>Mike Huckabee <a href="http://blog.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2007/11/02/adam_eve_and_huckabee.html">literally believes in Adam and Eve</a>.</p>

<p>And it's <em>Mitt Romney's</em> crazy religious beliefs that are a campaign issue?</p>

<p>Religion and politics, in one post. I'm back. My return can be credited to, or blamed on, my blogsister <a href="http://www.alarmingnews.com">Karol "YOU SHOULD BLOG THAT" Sheinin</a>.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title type="html">How To Get Rid of the &quot;Block&quot; Tab Above Flash</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.joegrossberg.com/archives/003008.html" />
    <id>tag:www.joegrossberg.com,2007://2.3008</id>
    
    <published>2007-11-11T18:53:01Z</published>
    <updated>2007-11-11T19:14:38Z</updated>
    
    <summary type="html">If you have the awesome AdBlock Plus Firefox extension installed, you may have noticed this unfortunate UI feature, which lets...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Joe</name>
    </author>
    
        <category term="advertising" />
    
        <category term="extensions" />
    
        <category term="firefox" />
    
        <category term="flash" />
    
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.joegrossberg.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>If you have the awesome <a href="http://adblockplus.org/">AdBlock Plus Firefox extension</a> installed, you may have noticed this unfortunate UI feature, which <a href="http://adblockplus.org/en/faq_features#objecttabs">lets you block annoying Flash or Java with a click</a> (since they have their own right-click context menu), but makes pages look like shit:</p>

<p><img src="http://www.joegrossberg.com/images/abp_block_tab.png" width="216" height="116" alt="with AdBlockPlus tabs" border="0" /></p>

<p>The documentation <a href="http://adblockplus.org/en/faq_basics#objects">refers to various settings for AdBlock Plus</a>, in addition to the whitelist/blacklist rules, but I don't see this on my Mac.</p>

<p>So here's how you solve the problem:</p>

<p>Type <code>about:config</code> into your browser's address bar.</p>

<p>In the top input, labeled "Filter:", type "adblock".</p>

<p>Look for the entry called "extensions.adblockplus.frameobjects" (below) and double-click it:</p>

<p><img src="http://www.joegrossberg.com/images/abp_config.png" width="665" height="63" alt="AdBlockPlus tab config setting" border="0" /></p>

<p>It should now be boldface, and set to <strong>user set / boolean / false</strong> instead of <strong>default / boolean / true</strong>.</p>

<p>Voila! No more ugly, grey tabs.</p>

<p><img src="http://www.joegrossberg.com/images/abp_block_tab_gone.png" width="208" height="116" alt="without AdBlockPlus tabs" border="0" /></p>]]>
        
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    <title type="html">The NBA&apos;s Worst Players</title>
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    <id>tag:www.joegrossberg.com,2007://2.3007</id>
    
    <published>2007-11-11T18:37:20Z</published>
    <updated>2007-11-11T18:47:06Z</updated>
    
    <summary type="html">ESPN columnist John Hollinger ranks all 328 NBA players who played significant minutes last year, according to his Player Efficiency...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Joe</name>
    </author>
    
        <category term="humor" />
    
        <category term="nba" />
    
        <category term="sports" />
    
        <category term="writing" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>ESPN columnist <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/hollinger/rankings?pos=-1&amp;start=315">John Hollinger ranks all 328 NBA players</a> who played significant minutes last year, <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/columns/story?num=0&amp;columnist=hollinger_john&amp;id=2850240">according to his Player Efficiency Rating (PER) formula</a>.</p>

<p>That's pretty damn interesting for any sports geek, but what's truly spectacular is his colorful commentary on the guys, especially as you reach the end of the list:</p>

<ul><li>"LeBron James is the biggest obstacle to Kevin Garnett reaching the Finals, but [Brian] Scalabrine might be a close second."</li><li>"[Jeff] McInnis began the year as a Net in theory, but was told to stay away and eventually traded to Charlotte at midseason. Maybe the Bobcats should have told him to stay away, too."</li><li>"[Yakhouba] Diawara may be the worst offensive wing player to enter the league in the past decade -- he is truly, utterly talentless at that end of the floor."</li></ul>

<p>My favorite, though:</p>

<blockquote cite="http://insider.espn.go.com/nba/players/hollinger?playerId=987">
[Nets center Jason] Collins last year shot 36.4 percent, averaged 3.7 points per 40 minutes, and turned the ball over on more than in one five of the possessions he used; those were just the highlights. I could go in far greater detail about how gory his offensive numbers were, but there are women and children around.
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<entry>
    <title type="html">Beware of Perverts</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.joegrossberg.com/archives/003006.html" />
    <id>tag:www.joegrossberg.com,2007://2.3006</id>
    
    <published>2007-11-01T13:01:45Z</published>
    <updated>2007-11-01T13:10:39Z</updated>
    
    <summary type="html">My friend S. sends me this photo from Japan, where she&apos;s currently teaching English: She says it reads &quot;beware of...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Joe</name>
    </author>
    
        <category term="humor" />
    
        <category term="japan" />
    
        <category term="photos" />
    
        <category term="sex" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>My friend S. sends me this photo from Japan, where she's currently teaching English:</p>

<p><img src="http://www.joegrossberg.com/images/chikan.jpg" width="240" height="320" border="0" alt="beware of perverts sign" /></p>

<p>She says it reads "<a href="http://www.answers.com/topic/chikan-body-contact">beware of perverts</a>" and apparently they are downright common in Tokyo. Wow.</p>]]>
        
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    <title type="html">Do Not Read This If You&apos;ve Eaten In The Past Twelve Hours</title>
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    <id>tag:www.joegrossberg.com,2007://2.3005</id>
    
    <published>2007-10-30T12:39:20Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-30T13:10:25Z</updated>
    
    <summary type="html">And, like that, the news from my hometown can only improve: &quot;A part-time lab technician at Holy Name Hospital [in...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Joe</name>
    </author>
    
        <category term="news" />
    
        <category term="sex" />
    
        <category term="teaneck" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>And, like <em>that</em>, the news from my hometown can only improve:</p>

<p><a href="http://www.northjersey.com/page.php?qstr=eXJpcnk3ZjczN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk0NyZmZ2JlbDdmN3ZxZWVFRXl5NzIxNDk2NiZ5cmlyeTdmNzE3Zjd2cWVlRUV5eTM=">"A part-time lab technician at Holy Name Hospital [in Teaneck, NJ] was caught having sex with the body of a 92-year-old woman in the hospital's morgue, authorities said Monday."</a></p>

<p>Granted, he was living in Manhattan and only working in NJ. But here's the <a href="http://www.1010wins.com/Man-in-N-J--Charged-with-Having-Sex-with-a-Corpse/1148227">mugshot</a> and here's <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendID=131391367">his MySpace page</a>: "[W]orking hard always cause I know in the end it will all pay off. The harder you work the harder you can party." I suppose so, if you're a necrophile working in a hospital morgue.</p>]]>
        
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    <title type="html">The Phantom Pooper</title>
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    <published>2007-10-25T18:33:56Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-25T18:35:25Z</updated>
    
    <summary type="html">&quot;I mean ... OK, once.&quot; No, not OK....</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Joe</name>
    </author>
    
        <category term="humor" />
    
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    <title type="html">How To Make Salmon Ceviche</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I mentioned on <a href="http://www.twitter.com/josephgrossberg">Twitter</a> and Facebook that I made this for dinner, and got a lot of requests, so here's my recipe for Salmon ceviche.</p>

<p>Ceviche is a method of "cooking" where you basically just marinate the raw fish in highly-acidic citrus juices, and leave it overnight. It originates on the pacific coast of South America. This recipe is totally inauthentic (for example, salmon live in the northern hempishere) but joyously colorful, damn tasty and very healthy for you.</p>

<p>The key concept here is <em>fresh</em>. Don't use bottled lime juice. Don't use canned tomato. And if you use dried cilantro, you're beyond help. Please leave my website and don't ever come back again.</p>

<p><strong>Prep Time: 15 Minutes</strong><br /><strong>"Cooking" Time: 4 hours</strong></p>

<p><strong>Ingredients</strong></p>

<ul><li>8 oz. raw pacific salmon filet [<a href="3002_1">1</a>]</li><li>3 limes</li><li>1 onion [<a href="3002_2">2</a>]</li><li>1 tomato</li><li>1 ounce extra virgin olive oil</li><li>1 jalepeno pepper (optional)</li><li>salt, to taste</li><li>cilantro, to taste (optional) [<a href="3002_3">3</a>]</li></ul>

<p><strong>Instructions</strong></p>

<ul><li>slice the limes in half and squeeze all the juice into a tupperware container</li><li>thinly slice the onion, cross-wise, and add to the juice</li><li>chop (after seeding, if you're a wimp) the jalepe&ntilde;o and add to the marinade</li><li>cut the tomato in half, remove the seeds, mince and then add to the marinade</li><li>chop the cilantro and add it to the tupperware</li><li>wash the salmon and pat dry</li><li>remove the grey skin from the filet, so you only have the orange flesh</li><li>cut the filet on a diagonal, so you have 1/4-inch thick slices</li><li>add to marinade</li><li>add salt to taste</li><li>put the cover on the tupperware</li><li>shake vigorously, to mix the ingredients and evenly-coat the fish</li><li>put in the refridgerator and leave for four hours</li><li>serve cold, with a slotted spoon (to leave the excess juice behind)</li></ul>

<p><strong>Tips</strong></p>

<p>This recipe can be easily customized, by changing the marinade. You can omit the olive oil. You can use lemons instead of limes. Among the things you can add to that marinade are a freshly-minced clove of garlic, some ground black pepper, a teaspoon of cumin and even a tablespoon of sugar.</p>

<p>The dish is very acidic, so it goes well with mildly-flavored foods such as avocados or potatoes. I ate it with some freshly-baked bread, and that worked well.</p>

<p><strong>Footnotes</strong></p>

<p>[1]<a name="2047_1"></a> Get wild salmon. In this case "farm-raised" and "organic" are bad. Pacific salmon is ample, and the wild ones are more nutritious. In some cases, aquaculture has to add orange dye to the farmed salmon to make it look appealing. Blech.<br />
[2]<a name="2047_2"></a> What type of onion? It depends on your taste. Yellow is milder. Red is prettier. Vidalia onions are sweeter.<br />
[3]<a name="2047_3"></a> Various recipes call for as much as a cup of chopped cilantro. Some people loathe the herb and omit it entirely.</p>]]>
        
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