JohnnyTwoShoes Forum

ATTAK 2!!

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:49:14 -0800

He didn't really swear as such, he just used blaphemous language. Certain people may take offense, such as Christians (As I am) but blaphemous language is widely accepted in the public community. Also many parents tend to exhibit blaphemous language towards their children. So really blaphemous language nowadys is really thought as a lesser curse by most people although the Bible states different. But over the years the church's power has slowly diminished and with it most of it's authority.

Any New Johnny 2 shoes game ideas

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:36:41 -0800

Sorry I thought the post below mine was a question directed towards me, but obviously not... Sorry

RPA! Role Playing Awesome!

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:34:17 -0800

"Akets log. 20-11-09. Hail has been disposed of. That of which can be confirmed after visiting the planet and observing the wreckage (Of Hails body *Sniggering in the back ground*) Spinks! Quiet I'm in the middle of my log. After the observation of the wreckage, upon the arrival to the ship, I nuked the planet forgood measure. After that we went searching for another unfortunate human alliance ship and decimated them. Over all; a good day."

The Valley of the Green Glass Doors.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:31:11 -0800

There are no cats or yarn.
but there are Apples, and the color yellow.

Downrating.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:27:27 -0800

Ok thanks Nelson, it's just that I loggeed on and I lost half my uprates and got like "Oh my gosh!" Because it happend once before, and the fact that I couldn't find where and that I know it's probably not my grammer. And my posts are forum friendly and I don't spam so I don't know why.

The super cool apple tree

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:27:12 -0800

Well said dolphinator.

Downrating.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:22:58 -0800

Neard, just log out when you leave the computer! Problem solved :)

The Valley of the Green Glass Doors.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:12:18 -0800

There is a peel but no banana!

King of the hill.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:09:12 -0800

Whatawhat? Are you guys playing MW2 together? Wow...

King Of The Hill v2.0

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:58:10 -0800

I sit on my cloud, waiting for the ding of the microwave with my popcorn. DING!
I snap my fingers, and the popcorn comes to me. It drops into my open hands and watch the chick flick with neardkiller and Delorean. Unknowingly to them, I am making the chick flick poison their minds with crazy girl stuff.
While the credits roll, and neardkiller is disposing of the body, I sit back, relax, and turn on Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay. I love that movie, and I laugh my guts out at the one-eyed imbred baby.
After that movie is over, neardkiller is sleeping peacefully on top of the hill. I decide to cook up something nice and deadly for him while he sleeps. Not that he'll ever wake up.
So once again, I go back into the attic and get to my box. Aw man, the label's faded. That sucks. Well, I guess I will have to call it: 'The Box'. So, I get to The Box, and look inside. Empty. Well, I just ordered a couple more awesome boxes. I will have to wait about an hour until the boxes are here.
Well... What to do?
I go downstairs and turn on Lord of the Rings. I get bored after the opening scene. I turn it off. 47 minutes to go.
I go on JTS and try to type a million-word response to KOTHv2.0. I get bored, so I leave. I decide to check out what I ordered in each box.

Box 1: Laser tripwires (x50), land mines (x100), 6 hand grenades, 4 frag grenades, 10 smoke bombs, 4 TNT boxes, 4 fuses, and a rocket launcher. the demolition package.

Box 2: Remington SR8 (x2), Sniper armor-piercing bullet rounds (x300), Laser sighted (x, +, and box sight) scopes (x2), Long-range tranquilizer darts, explosive bullets (x150), binoculars, a bag for the gun parts, and a knife. The covert package.

Box 3: M16, strap with pad for the M16, M16 magazines with 100 rounds each (x4) grenade launcher, shooting grenades (x15), M60 heavy repeating rifle, ammo belt (has 1500 rounds) (x2), ammo box for ammo belt, attachable iron sight, a combat knife, a bowstaff, two pistols, pistol magazines (with 20 rounds each) (x3), Kevlar vest, tracking devices, flares (5x), and black eye cover with camouflage paint. The all-purpose combat package.

So I look at my watch, and I see I only have 4 minutes left! I wait by the door, waiting for the melody of my doorbell to ring. I hear a roar come by my door, and then three loud THUNKs. I open the door, and on the edge of my cloud lawn, 3 green metal boxes have been distributed to me. One is huge. I guess that's tha all-purpose combat box. But I'll use the Demolition package today. So I look down at neardkiller, and he is awake. He is sitting on the hill, quietly oWning it. So I have to use something I shouldn't. A long-range tranq dart. Too bad. So I shoot one down, and hit him in the leg. He looks down, pulls it out, and falls over. I throw myself down there, and set up 4 mines all around his position. Between those I set laser tripwires that only go far enough to reach the edge of the mines. They are set to explode the mines if he wakes up. So I wait.
4 hours later, he awakes. He gets up, and looks around. I don't think he notices the 4 small and almost unnoticable mounds of dirt around him. He walks toward the corner of the medium-sized box of mines, and I cover my ears.

BOOM!

He is gone. There is no blood or anything anywhere near the mine explosion. All 4 have gone off. So I walk over, get rid of the laser tripwires, and plant myself on the top of the hill, notifying the public of my achievement. I wave my hand, and the hill turns into a dome of dirt. I laugh, and close my eyes. They flick back open when I remember that I have forgotten something. The thing that everyone ends with. The statement that notifies everyone of my authority over this mound of earth that we call: "The Hill." So it sounds out over all the lands, over all the seas, and through some people's ear and out the other. But it still stands.

I OWN THE HILL!

RPA! Role Playing Awesome!

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:56:10 -0800

back on topic. yes, i will defintaly be ally's with you golden gunz. may agrees that we should be ally's but we need to know for certain that you aren't a double agent. golden gunz says that he is completley on are side. i'll be keeping my eye on him though.

The "Banned For" Game!!!

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:46:15 -0800

that was really mean, you should uprate somewhere else.

Finish the story

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:44:32 -0800

(it's not hi hitler, it's heil hitler, haven't you been paying attention in boy in the striped pyjamas xD)
the evil clerk shoots at jeremy and it hits..........

Finish the story

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:54:57 -0800

I gotza shotgun hi Hitler (don't know how to spell hi)

Downrating.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:53:26 -0800

Remarkable he's still alive!

The "Banned For" Game!!!

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:52:31 -0800

Banned because I downrated him!

The "Banned For" Game!!!

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:15:37 -0800

Banned because I uprate you.
And, no, I won't downrate you somewherelse...

Post Your Website

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:37:43 -0800

projectfinale is the best website ever!

The super cool apple tree

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:02:12 -0800

I said that he was just charming me with uprates..... No but seriously I don't like it at all when people copy games

Xbox live gamertags

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:47:41 -0800

you are enlightened, my child

King of the hill.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:31:48 -0800

Deagle + bundle = Game Restart. XD

Magical Vending Machine Game

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:50:52 -0800

Gets their extrely annoyed mothers

quickly inserts self into vending machine to escape

Downrating.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:37:53 -0800

NELSON!

Finish the story

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:48:41 -0800

he goes back to the coffee house to buy more pot. As Jeremy stumbles over to the counter, the clerk says...

Finish the story

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:01:31 -0800

sniffing at them. without any prior knowledge of drug using, he thought,

"well, bottoms up!"

and shoved the contents that he bought into his mouth and began chomping happily!

after a couple minutes of looking very paranoid and disturbed, he hurled sick all over the floor of his hotel room, toppled over into the pile, and rolled around in a spasmodic fashion, all the while screaming random obscenities about a puppy he doesn't own...

then...

The super cool apple tree

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:54:41 -0800

the apple tree?

this is basically like a tree that happens to be on "the hill" where even the ants go crazy

I'm sorry to be a buzzkill but this is king of the hill, your just an ant and a bee...

no difference, i suggest just playing on V2, because im really sick of everybody trying to remake a koth topic!

King of the hill.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:47:50 -0800

correction: if you touch my bundles in MW2 you will die...

you just stay still on the ground while i place my ritual circled of claymore bundles around you! stay still...

but of course you always make me very sad when you murder my bundles with deagle of yours... if only you knew what it was like to have a bundle of your own...

Recent films - Post reviews or anything.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:19:54 -0800

AGGRESSION
how did you not like up? it was epic
it starts off slow and just gets faster and faster
its pretty funny too

The "Banned For" Game!!!

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:14:21 -0800

banned because I DOWNRATE you ha ha ha
(I uprate you somewhere else)

Magical Vending Machine Game

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:11:58 -0800

gets a whole lot of pervs and stalkers

inserts them