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		<title>4th of July Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
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Funny Jokes – 4th of July JokesHow is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!
What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 13:57:39 +0000</pubDate>
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A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 13:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
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There is no distinctly native American criminal class&#8230; save Congress.
- Mark Twain
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 12:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
- Herbert Spencer
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 13:53:58 +0000</pubDate>
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The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 13:51:48 +0000</pubDate>
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The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 13:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
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The government is like a baby&#8217;s alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
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Talk is cheap&#8230; except when Congress does it.
- Anonymous
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		<title>Government Quotes – The Legislature</title>
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No man&#8217;s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
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Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn&#8217;t mean politics won&#8217;t take an interest in you.
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