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Girls will be Girls

2012-02-18T00:06:00.000-08:00

Girl Friend giving house directions to her
Boy Friend:
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"come to the front gate of my apartment where you dropped me,

look for flat 9A,

you'll find a lift on your right.

Then, hit 9 with ur ELBOW...

And get out of the lift u'll find my flat on left..

hit the doorbell wid ur ELBOW &
Ill' get to open the door 4 u"

Boy Friend: dear that seems easy but why
m I hitting buttons with my ELBOWS only?

Girl Friend: "OMG!! Are you coming empty handed ?????" O_O

Boy Friend: (speechless)

Valentine Gift

2012-02-18T00:03:00.002-08:00

Wife Hints to husband for a New Car in this Valentine Day !!!!!

"Dear! buy me something that goes from 0 to 90 in 2 seconds,

When i am on it."

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Husband gifted Her-A "Weight Machine"

Studying Philosophy

2012-02-18T00:02:00.001-08:00

"If U Do Regular Study,

It Means U D0n't Have Confidence In Urself.

Study At Last Moment & Show Ur Confidence.

What happen on Teddy Day

2012-02-14T06:23:00.001-08:00

ON TEDDY DAY

BOY gives Teddy to Girl and Girl Replies...

Indian Girl: Wow, Kitna Sunder hai....

England Girl:, ohh, beautiful..

American Girl: so sweet... lv u baby...

and Punjabi Girl: O moya.., eh ki bhallu jiha le ke aaiaaan
[ENGLISH Translation : Oh you "good for nothing" , What the hell is this bear Looking stuff]

Start of Friendship

2012-02-14T06:22:00.003-08:00

Earlier friendship started with

"Can I have your number"?
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But today it starts with,

"Do you have Facebook
account?"

Our first rule is trustworthiness

2012-02-14T06:22:00.001-08:00

Boss during an Interview

Boss: There are two main rules for our company to select you.

Applicant: What is it Sir?

Boss: Our second rule is Cleanliness, did you wipe your feet on the mat near the door before coming in?

Applicant: "Yes Sir"

Boss: Our first rule is trustworthiness and for your information there is no mat!!!
dafa ho Saale !!

Keep a Spare Tyre

2012-02-14T06:20:00.001-08:00

HUSBAND And WIFE Are Like 2 Tyres Of A
Vehicle

If 1 Punctures, The Vehicle Can't Move
Further...

Moral :
Always Keep A SPARE TYRE ;-

Engineer bother only about errors

2012-01-15T19:37:00.001-08:00

A Software Engg was smoking
Girl: Didn't u see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors & not warnings.

History always Tells a Story

2012-01-15T19:36:00.001-08:00

History always Tells a Story....
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Thats why you must Delete it Before your DAD use
the Computer!

TV SERIAL PJ SHAYARI

2012-01-15T19:35:00.002-08:00

Ek Kutta Rooz Ek Ladki Ko Milne Jaata Hai !!!

Wah Wah....

Ek Kutta Roz Ek Ladki Ko Milne Jaata Hai !!!

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Ab Aap Hi Bataao.....

" Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlaaata Hai "

New Version : Let's Practice Maths

2012-01-15T19:35:00.000-08:00

Mom to her 8 year old kid: lets practice maths ok?
lets start with addition.

Example : Your gf gave u 3 chocolate and 3
ice cream Whats ur answer?
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kid : luv you jaanu..!! [Love you Dear]

Life is our choice

2012-01-15T19:31:00.001-08:00

Birth was not our Choice,

Death is also not our Choice,

But the way we Live our Life is Absolutely our Choice.

Enjoy it and make each day Memorable.

When boys and girl got Hurt

2012-01-10T05:22:00.001-08:00

When a guy is hurt..!!

He smokes, drinks, tries to be mightier devilish, crazy, mad..!!

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But,

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When a girl is hurt..!!

She sleeps silently with a pillow and her teddy bear..!!

It looks ROMANTIC but actually its ECONOMIC

2012-01-10T05:21:00.003-08:00

Some Guys hold their Girlfriend’s hand in Malls
Bcoz
If they leave her hand.. She’ll go shopping,
It looks ROMANTIC but actually its ECONOMIC.

I want more Proof

2011-12-18T00:06:00.003-08:00

A woman was kidnapped, the kidnapper cut her finger and sent to her husband to ask money.
Husband replied
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"I want more proof,
KHOPRI BHEJ KHOPRI."

What are you looking for?

2011-12-18T00:06:00.001-08:00

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date...:)

Story of Mathematician

2011-12-18T00:05:00.000-08:00

A guy is travelling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take bath but he has no soap and there is no water.

What does he do?
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He will integrate his 'd(lux)' car to get 'lux + c'. Using the lux soap he will bath in the 'c'. (c=sea)
Can u murder maths more than this.....

Full Form of FAMILY

2011-12-18T00:04:00.000-08:00

F. A. M. I. L. Y
is one of the Sweetest words anyone can say, because the letters in it means...
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"Father And Mother I Love You..!!"

Me to my Heart

2011-12-16T22:43:00.000-08:00

I asked my Heart :
Why can't I Sleep at Night.?
My Heart told me :
Because you have already Slept in
the Afternoon.
Don't act like you are in Love ! :D

Ask the Grave-yard management

2011-12-16T22:38:00.000-08:00

After the death of her husband, A husband's friend came & asked to that wife-- May I take the place of your husband?

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Wife-- I have no objection ! Ask the Grave-yard management

Cute Proposal

2011-12-16T22:35:00.001-08:00

Boy: Aren't Your Legs Paining????

Girl: No Why Are You Asking????

Boy: Because You Have Been Running In My Mind For A Long Time

Height of Dumbness

2011-12-16T22:34:00.001-08:00

Girl:- "Was that lightning?"
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Boy:- Nooo... they're taking pictures for
google earth...-) :p

8 Bits are lost

2011-12-16T22:33:00.002-08:00

If money is lost
→ nothing is lost

If health is lost
→ something is lost

But
if character is lost,
→ 8 BITS are lost

Dont Complicate Simple Things In LiFe

2011-12-16T22:33:00.000-08:00

If?
1=5,

2=25,

3=125,

4=625,

Then

5=?

Think B4 Scrolling Down!

Ans Is 1,

Remember 1st Line 1=5!

Moral: Dont Complicate Simple
Things In LiFe :)

Principal Advice

2011-12-10T22:10:00.001-08:00

Principal 2 Students:
U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.
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Students:
Impossible Sir..!! :O
School is only For 6hrs ..!!! ;-