tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62607541657011284372011-11-28T07:36:49.277+08:00太陽、月亮、星星伴隨左右，敲破寂靜心房。放下包袱，懈下重擔；輕輕鬆鬆，開懷大笑。ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-3544711977275789072007-09-30T13:44:00.000+08:002007-09-30T13:44:40.280+08:002007-09-30T13:44:40.280+08:00太陽：拿你今天的數學考卷給月亮看。<br />月亮：嘩！怎麽這麽容易也答錯，老師沒教啊！<br />星星：老師自己都不會耶！星期一他說 5+5=10，星期二又說 2+8=10，星期三時他說 6+4=10，前天他說 1+9=10，昨天他卻說 7+3=10，你看！老師自己都搞不清楚。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-354471197727578907?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-55008567459300155032007-09-28T18:35:00.000+08:002007-09-28T18:57:50.991+08:002007-09-28T18:57:50.991+08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/Rvzd6wUjrtI/AAAAAAAAAkY/woyCOy0v_w8/s1600-h/minus.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5115207278259318482" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/Rvzd6wUjrtI/AAAAAAAAAkY/woyCOy0v_w8/s400/minus.jpg" border="0" /></a>月亮：星星！如果你爸有二十元，你跟她要了十五元，還剩下多少？<br />星星：我爸還剩下二十元。<br />太陽：嘿！你不懂算術。<br />星星：是你們不懂我爸。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-5500856745930015503?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-48536566350453094182007-09-20T18:01:00.000+08:002007-09-20T18:30:54.179+08:002007-09-20T18:30:54.179+08:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RvJKr2B61hI/AAAAAAAAAic/lDIWM6rOplM/s1600-h/singing.jpeg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5112230644117329426" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RvJKr2B61hI/AAAAAAAAAic/lDIWM6rOplM/s400/singing.jpeg" border="0" /></a>星星：好難聽哦！月亮！不要再唱了啦！<br />月亮：嘿！我這可是免費的演唱會哦！<br />星星：那我情願付錢去看演唱會。<br />太陽：我也是。<br />月亮：唷！兩位什麽時候開始那麽捨得花啊！<br />星星：沒辦法！爲了保命。<br />太陽：對啊！人家唱歌是要錢，你唱歌是要命哩！<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-4853656635045309418?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-9493308945952393622007-09-19T13:33:00.000+08:002007-09-20T18:21:19.048+08:002007-09-20T18:21:19.048+08:00太陽：要考試了，你的書都看完了麽？<br />星星：我看完了。<br />月亮：嗯！我也看完了。<br />太陽：嘿！你怎麽連星星學校的課本也感興趣啊！<br />月亮：不是啦！我是認同星星的那一句，所以就說：我也看。。。完了！<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-949330894595239362?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-13819628585453228252007-09-18T10:46:00.000+08:002007-09-18T11:03:30.539+08:002007-09-18T11:03:30.539+08:00太陽：聽説璧惠的作文拿了95 分耶！你呢？<br />星星：比她多一點。<br />月亮：哇噻！考到 95 分已經不得了，你還比她多一點啊！難道你考獲了 100 分？<br />星星：都說只比她多一點而已嘛！<br />太陽：96 分也不錯啊！<br />星星：是 9.5 分啦！<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-1381962858545322825?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-75922562041648032772007-09-13T10:54:00.000+08:002007-09-13T11:46:59.128+08:002007-09-13T11:46:59.128+08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/Ruix-ky7wtI/AAAAAAAAAgE/Wnmu60_x8jw/s1600-h/garfield.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5109529465839141586" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/Ruix-ky7wtI/AAAAAAAAAgE/Wnmu60_x8jw/s320/garfield.jpg" border="0" /></a> 太陽：怎麽啦！又給誰欺負了？<br />星星：同學笑我 IQ 零蛋。<br />月亮：哦。。。怎麽說？<br />星星：他們問如果我在路上看到一隻流浪貓，我會跟貓一起走、讓貓先走或是走在貓前？<br />太陽：那你選了什麽？<br />星星：跟貓一起走。<br />月亮：那答案是什麽？<br />星星：答案就是。。。我跟禽獸一樣。<br />月亮：那下次妳選讓貓先走好了！<br />星星：第二次也選了，結果被取笑比禽獸還不如。<br />太陽：啊！那還是走在貓的前面最爲安全。<br />星星：哇。。。我也這麽認爲，誰曉得那是比禽獸還禽獸呀！<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-7592256204164803277?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-7137907390672260852007-07-18T22:08:00.001+08:002007-07-18T22:08:34.789+08:002007-07-18T22:08:34.789+08:00<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/LJjrqGTEFcA' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/LJjrqGTEFcA'/></object></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-713790739067226085?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-71942029266313899412007-07-12T13:25:00.000+08:002007-07-12T14:13:13.406+08:002007-07-12T14:13:13.406+08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RpXGYwBQ7CI/AAAAAAAAAL8/N7ovngQUSdw/s1600-h/king.jpeg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086189482694208546" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RpXGYwBQ7CI/AAAAAAAAAL8/N7ovngQUSdw/s200/king.jpeg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>月亮：你們可知道古代的皇帝如何稱呼自己？</div><div>太陽：寡人。</div><div>月亮：那皇后呢？</div><div>星星：寡婦。</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-7194202926631389941?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-37855395943261630972007-07-07T14:03:00.000+08:002007-07-07T14:39:21.967+08:002007-07-07T14:39:21.967+08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/Ro8xUDYDSAI/AAAAAAAAAL0/KU68OEKlFsA/s1600-h/lobster.jpeg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5084336724897908738" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/Ro8xUDYDSAI/AAAAAAAAAL0/KU68OEKlFsA/s200/lobster.jpeg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><div>星星：我昨天參加了朋友的婚禮，好氣派哦！</div><div>太陽：你的朋友嫁入豪門啊！</div><div>星星：是哦！上桌的都是山珍海味。</div><div>月亮：那肯定少不了龍蝦。</div><div>星星：你怎麽知道？</div><div>月亮：那是主人家間接告訴入門的媳婦，嫁入豪門以後，對先生往後的應酬一定要裝聾扮瞎。</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-3785539594326163097?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-52408316794658591182007-07-04T21:55:00.000+08:002007-07-04T22:21:07.681+08:002007-07-04T22:21:07.681+08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RourojYDR-I/AAAAAAAAALk/QvbPFuySPTM/s1600-h/kong+zi.jpeg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5083345317596973026" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RourojYDR-I/AAAAAAAAALk/QvbPFuySPTM/s400/kong+zi.jpeg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>太陽：聼你哥說你這一個學期的考試成績都很不錯哦！</div><div>月亮：他說是因爲他帶了你去拜孔子才有如此好成績。</div><div>星星：是啊！我這一次的考試每科都及格除了英文。</div><div>月亮：那肯定啦！孔子都不懂英文。</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-5240831679465859118?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-36517585436263161902007-07-01T13:17:00.000+08:002007-07-04T21:46:08.958+08:002007-07-04T21:46:08.958+08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/Roc8xDYDR7I/AAAAAAAAALM/_EKC2FwsvKY/s1600-h/face15.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5082097517928335282" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/Roc8xDYDR7I/AAAAAAAAALM/_EKC2FwsvKY/s200/face15.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div><div><div>月亮：嘿！太陽！你剛才在喃喃自語些什麽？</div><div>星星：他一直在提醒大家阿彌陀佛不在南方。</div><div>月亮：哦。。。</div><div>太陽：胡説八道。</div><div>星星：我沒胡說。我明明聽見你不停的重復《南無阿彌陀佛》呀！</div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-3651758543626316190?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-53089490236758109142007-06-28T10:03:00.000+08:002007-06-28T10:03:13.336+08:002007-06-28T10:03:13.336+08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RoCaQyfz_FI/AAAAAAAAAKU/90qkwCRVggE/s1600-h/fish.jpeg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5080229992897707090" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RoCaQyfz_FI/AAAAAAAAAKU/90qkwCRVggE/s200/fish.jpeg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>星星：今天媽蒸了一條魚給我吃。嗯！實在是太美味了。</div><div>太陽：阿彌陀佛！罪過！罪過！</div><div>星星：我沒吃完，因爲牠那魚眼睜得好大哦！嚇了我一跳。</div><div>月亮：牠是在瞪著告訴你，牠死不瞑目啦！</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-5308949023675810914?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-55910905620522564422007-06-27T11:35:00.000+08:002007-06-27T11:35:40.355+08:002007-06-27T11:35:40.355+08:00太陽：今天去面試文員工作成績如何？<br />月亮：哎！經理看了我填上的表格之後就請我回家等消息了。<br />星星：哦！怎麽會這樣？<br />太陽：是不是學歷問題？<br />月亮：我也不知道，我只填了以下。<br /><br /><br /><strong>姓名：</strong>父親取的。<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RoDepCfz_JI/AAAAAAAAAK0/06iaYR8fYxk/s1600-h/interview.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5080305176300223634" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RoDepCfz_JI/AAAAAAAAAK0/06iaYR8fYxk/s200/interview.png" border="0" /></a><br /><strong>性別：</strong>沒得選擇。<br /><strong>年齡：</strong>已過了18嵗。<br /><strong>生日：</strong>今年還未到。<br /><strong>住址：</strong>昨天才租下，要問屋主。<br /><strong>電話：</strong>在口袋裏。<br /><strong>身高：</strong>不高不矮。<br /><strong>體重：</strong>還算標準。<br /><strong>學歷：</strong>沒進過大學。<br /><strong>興趣：</strong>太多了，不夠寫。<br /><strong>婚姻：</strong>還在物色著有錢的。<br /><strong>身份證：</strong>政府給的。<br /><strong>電子郵件：</strong>朋友幫忙申請的。<br /><strong>語言能力：</strong>絕對有。<br /><strong>書寫能力：</strong>鉛筆、原子筆、鋼筆、毛筆。<br /><strong>申請職位：</strong>一位。<br /><strong>曾任職位：</strong>小學巡察員。<br /><strong>工作時間：</strong>越短越好。<br /><strong>要求薪金：</strong>越多越好。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-5591090562052256442?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-42347816997988690112007-06-26T11:20:00.000+08:002007-06-26T11:47:10.277+08:002007-06-26T11:47:10.277+08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RoCLvSfz_EI/AAAAAAAAAKM/VvknkeV-sUE/s1600-h/handphone3.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5080214024209300546" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RoCLvSfz_EI/AAAAAAAAAKM/VvknkeV-sUE/s200/handphone3.png" border="0" /></a> <div>太陽：最近的電話都很便宜。</div><div>月亮：想要有個免費的手提電話嗎？</div><div>星星：那是我日夜所盼的哩！</div><div>月亮：要不要得到免費的電話綫註冊？</div><div>星星：當然要啦！</div><div>月亮：是否要擁有無限的短訊及通訊？</div><div>星星：嘩！簡直是太棒了！</div><div>月亮：請上網瀏覽 <a href="http://www.慢慢等.com/">http://www.慢慢等.com/</a></div><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-4234781699798869011?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-89118425629860870842007-06-25T20:34:00.000+08:002007-06-27T11:37:09.252+08:002007-06-27T11:37:09.252+08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/Rn8j0Cfz_BI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/B24AeclxT5c/s1600-h/Sausage_Dog_.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5079818281627679762" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/Rn8j0Cfz_BI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/B24AeclxT5c/s200/Sausage_Dog_.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><div>太陽：怎麽星星的臉那麽臭？</div><div>月亮：是哦！怎麽了星星。給誰欺負了？</div><div>星星：我剛才去吃了一碗牛肉麵，裏面卻一塊牛肉都沒有。真氣人！</div><div>月亮：嗯！我早上也吃了熱狗麵包，裏面也沒有狗肉啊！</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-8911842562986087084?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-81026356659888578442007-06-24T11:49:00.000+08:002007-06-24T12:53:21.300+08:002007-06-24T12:53:21.300+08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/Rn34kCfz-7I/AAAAAAAAAJE/OyiDhPtMb7A/s1600-h/eat1.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5079489252773067698" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/Rn34kCfz-7I/AAAAAAAAAJE/OyiDhPtMb7A/s400/eat1.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div><div><div>星星：太陽！我的便當準備好了沒有？快點！我來不及了。今天要早點去學校，有華樂練習。</div><div>太陽：要好了啦！嘿！要快請自己動手。</div><div>月亮：來來來！我來幫忙弄。</div><div>太陽：好！將飯裝入大的盒子，菜放進小盒子裏頭。聼清楚了嗎？</div><div>月亮：明白了！但我擔心星星不知道耶！</div><div>太陽：留個小字條在裏頭就好。</div><div>月亮：《可愛的星星：大便當飯，小便當菜哦》</div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-8102635665988857844?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-2649281156364782442007-06-23T12:11:00.000+08:002007-06-23T12:40:16.659+08:002007-06-23T12:40:16.659+08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RnykFSfz-gI/AAAAAAAAAFs/xfwcXnLSSno/s1600-h/Book_-_Cartoon_2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5079114890538646018" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RnykFSfz-gI/AAAAAAAAAFs/xfwcXnLSSno/s400/Book_-_Cartoon_2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><div><div>太陽：月亮！你從事哪一行業？</div><div>月亮：賣書。</div><div>太陽：賣書！賣書！整天輸輸輸！賭馬不輸才怪。</div><div>月亮：難怪啦！我逢賭必輸啦！嗯！那下次得改口說<strong>賣贏</strong>好了。</div><div>星星：嘿！你們倆在談些什麽啊！</div><div>太陽：沒什麽！我問月亮是做什麽工作的。</div><div>星星：是哦！月亮！認識你那麽久，我也不知道耶！</div><div>月亮：我<strong>賣贏</strong>的。</div><div>星星：啊。。。這麽多行業，你好幹不幹，盡然<strong>賣淫</strong>。 </div><br /><br /><br /><div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-264928115636478244?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-72032269752954685062007-06-16T13:19:00.000+08:002007-06-16T13:41:19.557+08:002007-06-16T13:41:19.557+08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RnN3Zifz-dI/AAAAAAAAAFU/q1Cftmmuf3s/s1600-h/taitanic.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5076532485617351122" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RnN3Zifz-dI/AAAAAAAAAFU/q1Cftmmuf3s/s400/taitanic.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div>星星：昨晚我看了《鐵達尼一號》電影。嘩！好浪漫哦！</div><div>太陽：哎喲！只有在戲劇裏才可以找到啦！</div><div>星星：我好喜歡那段 “you jump I jump”，要跳船的情景。</div><div>太陽：現在的人才沒有那麽浪漫。</div><div>月亮：是囉！現代的人啊！“you jump I don't jump, but I confirm you die 了”</div><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-7203226975295468506?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-9385008617090342692007-06-13T20:34:00.000+08:002007-06-27T11:40:08.166+08:002007-06-27T11:40:08.166+08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RnNn0yfz-ZI/AAAAAAAAAE0/ELjd94tBe7Y/s1600-h/rainbow3.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5076515361582741906" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RnNn0yfz-ZI/AAAAAAAAAE0/ELjd94tBe7Y/s200/rainbow3.png" border="0" /></a><br /><div><div><div>太陽：自從我懷孕后常常喝牛奶及豆漿。朋友說這樣寶寶出世時，皮膚一定又滑又白。<br />月亮：哎喲！你怎麽沒有早一點告訴我，我是咖啡的鍾愛者。糟糕！寶寶出世時肯定是黑黑的。 </div><div>星星：啊。。。<br />太陽：怎麽啦！<br />星星：我懷孕到現在，喝了很多不同的果汁，那我豈不是會誕下一位彩虹寶寶。</div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-938500861709034269?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-89397099959827806152007-06-11T12:00:00.000+08:002007-06-16T13:16:32.441+08:002007-06-16T13:16:32.441+08:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RnNxiSfz-cI/AAAAAAAAAFM/frl3nH-ZkiM/s1600-h/net.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5076526038871439810" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RnNxiSfz-cI/AAAAAAAAAFM/frl3nH-ZkiM/s400/net.gif" border="0" /></a> 太陽：最近老是聼人家說上網，那是什麽東西呀！<br />星星：我知道。在學校老師常常叫我們給羽球場上網，給乒乓桌上網的；上好網就可打球啦！<br />太陽：好像不大對耶！聽説是跟電腦有關的。<br />月亮：那還不簡單！去買個魚網套在電腦上，不就是給電腦上網了嘛！<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-8939709995982780615?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-10060277376748281802007-06-10T12:09:00.000+08:002007-06-10T12:46:43.239+08:002007-06-10T12:46:43.239+08:00星星：我完蛋了啦！這次的華文造句我拿了0 分。<br />太陽：一定又是只顧着玩，沒好好溫習功課，交了白卷給老師。<br />星星：我没有！我每一題都有作答啊！<br />月亮：讓我看看。嗯～我只能說改卷老師的中文程度太低了。<br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">天空</span></strong>　－　今<strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">天空</span></strong>氣很清新。<br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">活該</span></strong>　－　沒有電視機的生<strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">活該</span></strong>怎麽過。<br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">便當</span></strong>　－　妹妹把大<strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">便當</span></strong>作是每天起身后必須做的第一件事。<br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">太陽</span></strong>　－　林太<strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">太陽</span></strong>壽已盡。<br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">上學</span></strong>　－　今天在班<strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">上學</span></strong>了很多東西。<br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">先生</span></strong>　－　媽媽<strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">先生</span></strong>下我才生妹妹。<br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">手指</span></strong>　－　她把<strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">手指</span></strong>向天花板。<br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">喝水</span></strong>　－　我很喜歡<strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">喝水</span></strong>果汁。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-1006027737674828180?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6260754165701128437.post-83167268301045982032007-06-09T13:19:00.000+08:002007-06-16T12:53:52.568+08:002007-06-16T12:53:52.568+08:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RnNsySfz-aI/AAAAAAAAAE8/oLMPEv_9Vow/s1600-h/sunmoonstar2.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5076520816191207842" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_p0pBFW1R6Rw/RnNsySfz-aI/AAAAAAAAAE8/oLMPEv_9Vow/s320/sunmoonstar2.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div><div>太陽：看到太陽代表什麽？<br />月亮：白天啊！<br />月亮：看到月亮代表什麽？<br />太陽：黑夜嘛！<br />星星：看到星星代表什麽？<br />月亮：嗯！這我倒沒想過。不知道。<br />太陽：不是很清楚耶！<br />星星：哎喲！看到星星就大件事了啦！還不快叫救護車。</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6260754165701128437-8316726830104598203?l=joke-ang.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ang anghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16208012871929766471noreply@blogger.com0