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Don’t Talk

JokesKafe — Thu, 14 May 2009 08:07:04 +0000

A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills. Cowboy: “Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?” Indian: “Dog don’t talk.” Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?” Dog: “Doin’ all right.” Indian: (Look of shock!) Cowboy: “Is this Indian your owner?” (pointing at the Indian) Dog: “Yep.” Cowboy: “How does he treat you?” Dog: “Real good. He [...]

Crazy Person

JokesKafe — Thu, 14 May 2009 08:05:35 +0000

Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods?A: They take the psycho path.

Leaving Now

JokesKafe — Thu, 14 May 2009 08:04:48 +0000

Roger goes into a barber shop, sits down in the chair and has his hair cut. When the barber finishes, Roger gets up, but as he’s pulling out his wallet, the barber goes to take a leak in the corner of the room, then zips up and walks back over. Handing the barber a $20 bill, Roger [...]

Hillary Goes To Heaven

JokesKafe — Thu, 14 May 2009 08:02:14 +0000

Hillary Clinton died and, Lord knows why, went to heaven. St. Peter approached her and says “Hillary, I know you’re ’somebody’ down on Earth, but up here, you’re just another person. And, I’m swamped right now, so have a seat and I’ll get back with you as soon as I can.” So Hillary sits down and [...]

Preacher Buys a Parrot

JokesKafe — Tue, 12 May 2009 03:26:56 +0000

A preacher is buying a parrot. “Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?” asked the preacher. “Oh absolutely. It’s a religious parrot,” the storekeeper assures him. “Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord’s prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the [...]

Tough Being a Monk

JokesKafe — Tue, 12 May 2009 03:24:24 +0000

There was a man who was fed up with modern society, and decided to become a Monk. He checked out a number ofmonasteries and chose one he liked. The only reservation he had with it was, he had to take a vow of silence and couldonly say two words every one year. He took the [...]

Anniversary Flowers

JokesKafe — Tue, 12 May 2009 03:21:26 +0000

A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was ready to take his order for a funeral piece, based on the look on Doug’s face, but soon realized his assumption was wrong as Doug asked for a basket of flowers sent to his wife for their anniversary. “And what day will that [...]

Phone Company

JokesKafe — Mon, 11 May 2009 08:17:40 +0000

Q: What does a red neck call the phone company? A: Taco Bell!

The Complaint

JokesKafe — Mon, 11 May 2009 08:16:30 +0000

The complaint: Ms.B.Haven; I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical labor.I work at great depths.I plunge head first into everything I do.I do not get weekends or public holidays off.I work in a damp environment.I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.I work in high temperatures.My work [...]

Cosmetic Surgery

JokesKafe — Mon, 11 May 2009 08:15:35 +0000

A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, “Is this it?” God said, “No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live.” Upon her recovery, [...]