<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 17:10:34 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>Sometimes, Jonny's here</title><description>[Insert catchy or smart phrases
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The suspension: Does anyone know if any other airlines suspended staff travel? Due to the disruption to the air-tarffic in Europe due to the volcanic ash? Well, Exxxxxxx did.
Regarding Staff (Cabin Crew) Travel:I am not a staff, nor do I have any affiliation with Exxxxxxx, but I know that cabin crew only gets </atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/04/staff-travel-suspended.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-3997385505913389591</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 18:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-04-15T03:03:10.768+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>art</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>tech</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>pictures</category><title>Lomo &amp; HDR photography</title><atom:summary>My newly formed 'passions' and/or 'obsessions'?

I love taking pictures, if you have yet noticed. I just refuse to post a bunch of pictures on my blog without writing anything. Sure, a picture is worth a thousand words, but it doesn't mean that you can just forget about words. Especially if your blog is suppose to be a cult-following and intellectually stimulating. Why am I saying this? Well, I </atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/04/lomo-hdr-photography.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2EEa0ez_9_E/S8XRC53-5GI/AAAAAAAABBY/Ts6kcy8vni0/s72-c/lomography-jonny.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-7154541399124851021</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 13:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-04-14T22:00:42.849+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Aotearoa</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>culture</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>self</category><title>The Kiwi Accent?</title><atom:summary>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ePwKYJcEOo
Kiwis are proud of their accents! Yes, and so am I.

I do not have a Kiwi accent, but I have been told that I have a strangely mixed and a somewhat 'special' accent. Sure there are a few words I can improve on, but I am not ashamed of it. I am neither nor, I am me.

I sound the way I sound - maybe it's because dad sounds like an uneducated fool who has </atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/04/kiwi-accent.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><thr:total>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-1815108750814678865</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 03:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-04-03T11:37:00.268+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>self</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>love</category><title>♥ ♥ ♥ ♥</title><atom:summary>♥ ♥ ♥ ♥</atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/04/blog-post.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-1539006536370097072</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 19:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-29T03:05:32.016+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>self</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>work</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><title>Freelance Work</title><atom:summary>If I were to be a writer - I want to be professional.But, I am not, I realised - I am only a flack.</atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/03/freelance-work.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><thr:total>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-2982933840041042035</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 03:50:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-23T11:50:00.323+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>emo</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>links</category><title>A few thoughts on pain</title><atom:summary>Two types of pain often exist side-by-side: Physical pain; and  emotional pain.  In fact, one may appear first but often leads to the  other.  Physical pain takes its toll on the emotions; emotional pain  often exhibits itself as physical pain.
 Pain is life’s bold communicator, and great tormentor: It lets us  know when something is wrong, and then keeps reminding us.
Pain’s poignant message </atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/03/few-thoughts-on-pain.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-365266362882945009</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 08:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-23T03:48:58.350+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Malaysia</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>self</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>travel</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>family</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>emo</category><title>Trapped</title><atom:summary>

Today, more than ever - I feel trapped;A  bunch of things inherited;Will I disappear  from the traveling map?Into the 'real world' - I have been ferreted.

- Jonathan  Ha (2010-Mar-22, 14:04) </atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/03/trapped.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2EEa0ez_9_E/S6cXWBobcmI/AAAAAAAAA_I/x-I0Vy6Ax_k/s72-c/jonny-trapped.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-7989069906124050676</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 01:48:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-23T03:48:36.026+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>family</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>love</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>emo</category><title>Number 11</title><atom:summary>


“Out of love and compassion”
Those words, O how immense they sound!
But - Are they fraught deep with pain?


Was it real and without intention?
Or just a predicament to go around?
Certain that this will eradicate thy strain?




- jonnyha.blogspot.com (2010-Mar-22, 10:48) </atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/03/number-11.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2EEa0ez_9_E/S6bk2TG86kI/AAAAAAAAA-k/-2d-Qg7sv5M/s72-c/by-the-thread.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-4133439687719940142</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 12:03:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-21T20:06:08.495+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>self</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>travel</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>public notice</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>love</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>holiday</category><title>Dubai Dubai, The City of Gold</title><atom:summary>The post entitled "Dubai Dubai, City of Gold", drafted on 29-Jan-2010,  has accidentally been deleted (thanks to the autosave feature).
It was probably the longest post I have written and unfortunately, I will not attempt to recreate that post.
Maybe when I feel or inspired in the near future.

Below are the pictures that was going to be used in the post, enjoy.

</atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/03/dubai-dubai-city-of-gold.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2EEa0ez_9_E/S6YJ6Kos1mI/AAAAAAAAA7k/yJC8Q5UDSdA/s72-c/burj-al-arab+480x640.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-4512282157715242578</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 04:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-18T15:38:03.771+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>self</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>family</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>love</category><title>The end?</title><atom:summary>Awaken by a screeching stream,To bear witness to vile vulgar situations,Holding her in my arms as she punches and wept; Trying to convince myself it was a silly dream,I sent her away, on a little "vacation"Knowing that her only regrets are the memories kept.
Too much for me to bear,I turned to my old personality,I gave in to the numbness, I became cold;It's not that I do not care,I do not know </atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/03/end.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-175524019452833639</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 18:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-17T02:34:00.520+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>self</category><title>"Reading" - Einstein</title><atom:summary>Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind  too
much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and  uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.

-  Albert Einstein </atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/03/reading.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-644794728238083233</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-12T01:52:00.092+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Malaysia</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>tech</category><title>Note to self</title><atom:summary>Pay the internet bill.
They have already given you 2 red-slips! :-O</atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/03/note-to-self.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-1729555435015937412</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-12T16:12:15.767+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Malaysia</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>culture</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><title>Bank Auctions in Malaysia</title><atom:summary>Now, let me clarify, I am not in this industry, nor am I an expert in it. However, I followed a friend and was in an auction a few days ago, and I came out smiling, having experienced this. I don't know how it works everywhere else in the world, I have never been to an property auction in New Zealand nor Japan. Today, I shall share what I have experienced, what I have heard, seen, and felt.
"Bank</atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/03/bank-auction-in-malaysia.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2EEa0ez_9_E/S5Z_DTcyBCI/AAAAAAAAA5A/4vG0GbZiS9E/s72-c/auction.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-4409893177047395011</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-10T01:08:26.798+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Malaysia</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>random</category><title>Hot hot hot</title><atom:summary>I showered 3 times today, washed my face 5 times.
Walk along the street and you will feel sticky, sweaty, disgusting.
It's the humidity I tell you! It makes you lazy, sleepy, and angry, all at the same time!
This place is a bloody oven.

Why am I in this God-forsaken country anyway?!</atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/03/hot-hot-hot.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-7830985264734005795</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 16:19:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-03T00:19:00.136+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>self</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>love</category><title>♥ ♥ ♥</title><atom:summary>♥ ♥ ♥</atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/03/blog-post.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-7341171049138029830</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 08:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-02T16:51:40.434+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>self</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>health</category><title>The result</title><atom:summary>23-Feb-2010HIV ANTIBODIES
HIV 1 and 2 Ab/Ag - Not DetectedHIV Method: (ECLIA)
REPORT COMPLETEDTest Requested:HIV

Note: ECLIA - Electrochemiluminescence Immunoassay



Wondering why I am writing about this?
Please refer to previous blogposts:
"What-ifs"
"It lingers on..."
"Wrong Place; Wrong Time"
So, since the incident that occured on the 20-Nov-2009, 3 months has passed.
I have done 3 tests, </atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/03/result.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><thr:total>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-1011905009018197063</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-02-25T01:07:00.356+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>religion</category><title>F.A.I.T.H.</title><atom:summary>Facile And Irrational Thinking Habits (aka, "F.A.I.T.H.")by Andrew Logan Montgomery Sunday, 17 January 2010 at 08:41
I have never objected to keeping an open mind. In fact, I would place this practice at the very top of the list of healthy intellectual habits. So it is not being open to the possibility of a God that I consider mental illness. For me the issue is faith.
Faith, or the acceptance of</atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/02/faith.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-4278759980400800135</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 20:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-02-24T04:19:13.842+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Aotearoa</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>news</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>music</category><title>"He died for a stupid piece of paint"</title><atom:summary>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother_%28Smashproof_song%29
My favourite NZ song at the moment... I have it on repeat whilst "WFH". Enjoy! 


Reading the news below made me thought of what Gladwell wrote:
"This kind of disaster is what the Yale University sociologist Charles Perrow has famously called a "normal accident." By "normal" Perrow does not mean that it is frequent; he means that it is </atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/02/he-died-for-stupid-piece-of-paint.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-6786001038385787816</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:31:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-04-11T01:41:37.544+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Malaysia</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>tech</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Internet</category><title>Streamyx with TD-W8901G</title><atom:summary>ATM Interface = 0Operation Mode = EnabledEncapsulation = PPPoE LLCVPI = 0VCI = 35Bridge = DisabledIGMP = DisabledIP Address = leave it as 0.0.0.0Subnet Mask = leave it as 0.0.0.0Use DHCP = DisableDefault Route = EnabledGateway IP Address = leave it as 0.0.0.0Username = your_username@streamyxPassword = your passwordUse DNS = EnablePrimary DNS Server = 202.188.0.133Secondary DNS Server = </atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/02/streamyx-with-td-w8901g.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><thr:total>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-3687955769654667055</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-02-20T16:07:55.755+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>culture</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>self</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Japan</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>emo</category><title>Diary of an Expatriate</title><atom:summary>Diary of an Expatriate
by Andrew Logan Montgomery
Wednesday, 17 February 2010 at 15:53

It begins like this.

You reach a point in your life--say, perhaps, your 30th birthday--where you wonder, "is this all I could be doing with my life?" Maybe you are single. Maybe you have a taste for the exotic. Maybe things are not working out back home. And you think to yourself, "haven't I always wanted to </atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/02/diary-of-expatriate.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-6407120047104733226</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-02-19T11:26:38.700+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Alcohol</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>self</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>party</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>travel</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>health</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>religion</category><title>Wrong Place, Wrong Time</title><atom:summary>In accordance to my 23rd November, 2009 entry...
As well as the 25th November, 2009 entry...

I am hereby revealing what happened to me, in Bangkok on the night of the 20th November 2009.

A friend and I, met 2 other girls from Norway on Khao-san Road. We befriended them and invited them along to a club in RCA, since we are meeting a couple of mates who were studying in Christchurch. The more the</atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/02/wrong-place-wrong-time.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><thr:total>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-2521591341631062015</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 14:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-02-17T20:45:16.219+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Aotearoa</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>fun</category><title>How many Christchurch School students does it take to change a lightbulb?</title><atom:summary>Rangi Ruru -
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Hornby High -
Two. One to change the bulb and one to figure out how to get high off the old one.

St Bedes -
None. They're all too drunk to notice and even when they're sober if they spot a hole they just put their willy in it.

Girls High -
One. She'll put through a call to maintenance staff because there's no way she's </atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/02/how-many-christchurch-school-students.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><thr:total>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-4362442829929766910</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 19:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-02-14T03:57:44.656+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Malaysia</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>culture</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>self</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>life</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>family</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>holiday</category><title>Lunar New Year 2010: Year of the Rawr!</title><atom:summary>Immune to subtle sarcastic remarks are now part of me, I am glad for the skills I possess.
Chinese Culture - I'm glad to say, it's no longer a reverse culture shock to me, I am, afterall, Chinese.
Every family has their flames and anger, some are just hidden, in hot-coal-like-heart.

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The shark fin soup came. She gave him a look, eyebrows raised, almost like a pre-determined signal.
He </atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/02/lunar-new-year-2010-year-of-rawr.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8259987166617749025.post-5339464951815629499</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-02-09T02:55:00.251+08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Malaysia</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>travel</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>love</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>emo</category><title>A gust of wind</title><atom:summary>A gust of wind blew past youSome desert sand in your eyesYou blinkedand time escaped;
Yes, it's true, just us two
Even if this fake city diesWe are linked
Do not let your eyes drape
- J.H. (29th-Jan-2010)
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09-02-2010;

Thank you for everything. Everything.</atom:summary><link>http://jonnyha.blogspot.com/2010/02/gust-of-wind.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Name: Jonny)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item></channel></rss>