Jumbo Joke: Humor the Way You Like It 2010-02-04T18:19:42Z tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2010://2 Movable Type Copyright (c) 2010, Randy Transferred to Detroit 2010-02-04T18:19:42Z 2010-02-08T08:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2010://2.1937 2010-02-08T15:00:00Z (I was tempted to add the category "True Story", but....) On a flight heading for Detroit, Jack was sitting reading the paper when he noticed the guy next to him.... Joker http://www.thisistrue.com Work (I was tempted to add the category "True Story", but....)

On a flight heading for Detroit, Jack was sitting reading the paper when he noticed the guy next to him.

]]> http://www.jumbojoke.com/transferred_to_detroit.html Zero Gravity Bureaucracy -- the Real Story 2010-02-05T21:58:03Z 2010-02-05T08:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2010://2.1923 2010-02-05T15:00:00Z When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they knew ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.... Joker http://www.thisistrue.com Urban Legend When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they knew ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.

]]> http://www.jumbojoke.com/zero_gravity_bureaucracy_the_real_story.html The Lonely Little Brain Cell 2010-01-23T02:41:14Z 2010-02-03T08:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2010://2.1901 2010-02-03T15:00:00Z Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, completely by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.... Joker http://www.thisistrue.com Men/Women Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, completely by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.

]]> http://www.jumbojoke.com/the_lonely_little_brain_cell.html Stress Management 2010-02-01T17:27:53Z 2010-02-01T10:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2010://2.1922 2010-02-01T17:00:00Z Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique that actually works -- and doesn't rely on habit-forming drugs.... Joker http://www.thisistrue.com Medical Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique that actually works -- and doesn't rely on habit-forming drugs.

]]> http://www.jumbojoke.com/stress_management.html Dinner at Chez Snooty 2010-02-01T17:56:31Z 2010-01-29T08:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2010://2.1918 2010-01-29T15:00:00Z The buddy that sent this commented, "Ouch. That cuts a little close to th' bone!!" -- he's between 70 and 80.... - - -... Joker http://www.thisistrue.com Retired life The buddy that sent this commented, "Ouch. That cuts a little close to th' bone!!" -- he's between 70 and 80....

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]]> http://www.jumbojoke.com/dinner_at_chez_snooty.html Twas the Month after Christmas 2010-01-23T02:40:40Z 2010-01-27T08:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2010://2.1893 2010-01-27T15:00:00Z Twas the month after Christmas, And all through the house, Nothing would fit me, Not even a blouse.... Joker http://www.thisistrue.com Food Twas the month after Christmas,
And all through the house,
Nothing would fit me,
Not even a blouse.

]]> http://www.jumbojoke.com/twas_the_month_after_christmas.html Tax Cuts: Republican Style 2010-01-24T23:38:20Z 2010-01-25T08:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2010://2.1900 2010-01-25T15:00:00Z As promised, the follow-on to Friday's Democrat version. - - -... Joker http://www.thisistrue.com Money As promised, the follow-on to Friday's Democrat version.

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]]> http://www.jumbojoke.com/tax_cuts_republican_style.html Tax Cuts: Democrat Style 2010-01-25T17:41:30Z 2010-01-22T08:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2010://2.1899 2010-01-22T15:00:00Z Monday: the Republican Style - - -... Joker http://www.thisistrue.com Money Monday: the Republican Style

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]]> http://www.jumbojoke.com/tax_cuts_democrat_style.html The Point System 2010-01-20T17:58:46Z 2010-01-20T08:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2010://2.1898 2010-01-20T15:00:00Z In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played: it doesn't do any good to complain about the rules.... Joker http://www.thisistrue.com Marriage In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played: it doesn't do any good to complain about the rules.

]]> http://www.jumbojoke.com/the_point_system.html Pregnancy Q & A 2010-01-14T16:35:30Z 2010-01-18T08:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2010://2.1897 2010-01-18T15:00:00Z Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough for anyone. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.... Joker http://www.thisistrue.com Kids Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough for anyone.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

]]> http://www.jumbojoke.com/pregnancy_q_a.html 3 Questions for a Redneck Engineer 2010-01-14T01:56:28Z 2010-01-15T08:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2010://2.1896 2010-01-15T15:00:00Z Question #1: How much does a typical single-wide manufactured home (with a two-car garage) weigh?... Joker http://www.thisistrue.com Driving Question #1:

How much does a typical single-wide manufactured home (with a two-car garage) weigh?

]]> http://www.jumbojoke.com/3_questions_for_a_redneck_engineer.html New Car for Women 2010-01-13T18:11:35Z 2010-01-13T11:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2010://2.1895 2010-01-13T18:00:00Z Warning: sexual and a bit crude ...yet most women will appreciate it.... - - -... Joker http://www.thisistrue.com Sex Warning: sexual and a bit crude ...yet most women will appreciate it....

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]]> http://www.jumbojoke.com/new_car_for_women.html News Bloopers 2010-01-12T16:55:35Z 2010-01-11T17:30:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2010://2.1894 2010-01-12T00:30:00Z In the 1980s, the Gannett Suburban Newspapers (now the Journal News) in Westchester County, N.Y., ran a story headlined something like "NYC Names New Police Chief," only instead of Lee Brown, the headshot was of singer James Brown. "Nearly half a dozen people signed off on the page before it went to print," a reporter who was there at the time says.... Joker http://www.thisistrue.com Media
  • In the 1980s, the Gannett Suburban Newspapers (now the Journal News) in Westchester County, N.Y., ran a story headlined something like "NYC Names New Police Chief," only instead of Lee Brown, the headshot was of singer James Brown. "Nearly half a dozen people signed off on the page before it went to print," a reporter who was there at the time says.
    • ]]>     http://www.jumbojoke.com/news_bloopers.html     Unlikely Creatures from American Folklore 2010-01-08T22:52:44Z 2010-01-08T15:30:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2010://2.1891 2010-01-08T22:30:00Z An amusing example post from This is True's Bonzer Website of the Week, Futility Closet.... Joker http://www.thisistrue.com Animals An amusing example post from This is True's Bonzer Website of the Week, Futility Closet.

    ]]>     http://www.jumbojoke.com/unlikely_creatures_from_american_folklore.html     The Blonde and the Cow 2010-01-07T00:58:29Z 2010-01-06T18:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2010://2.1887 2010-01-07T01:00:00Z My wife sent me this one. She's not a blonde, but she has a comment at the end.... - - - A blonde city girl named Carol marries a Colorado rancher.... Joker http://www.thisistrue.com Animals My wife sent me this one. She's not a blonde, but she has a comment at the end....

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    A blonde city girl named Carol marries a Colorado rancher.

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