Jumbo Joke: Humor the Way You Like It 2009-11-09T22:57:59Z tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2009://2 Movable Type Copyright (c) 2009, Randy The Confessional 2009-11-09T22:57:59Z 2009-11-09T16:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2009://2.1833 2009-11-09T23:00:00Z An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.... Randy http://www.thisistrue.com Drinking/Drugs An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.

]]> http://www.jumbojoke.com/the_confessional.html My First Mammogram 2009-11-07T01:33:03Z 2009-11-06T18:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2009://2.1832 2009-11-07T01:00:00Z After a lengthy battle with my nerves after hearing horror stories from my friends, I actually kept my mammogram appointment. I had never had one, and at 35 everyone was saying I just had to do it, so I went.... Randy http://www.thisistrue.com Medical After a lengthy battle with my nerves after hearing horror stories from my friends, I actually kept my mammogram appointment. I had never had one, and at 35 everyone was saying I just had to do it, so I went.

I was met with, "Hi! I'm Belinda!" This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to one side and crooned, "All I need you to do is step into this room right here, strip to the waist, then slip on this gown. Everything clear?"

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]]> http://www.jumbojoke.com/the_bar_bully_1.html Wally World Caskets 2009-10-29T18:40:36Z 2009-10-30T08:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2009://2.1829 2009-10-30T14:00:00Z I'm just a touch unclear about this screenshot from Walmart's web site:... Randy http://www.thisistrue.com Online life I'm just a touch unclear about this screenshot from Walmart's web site:

]]> http://www.jumbojoke.com/wally_world_caskets.html Anatidaephobia 2009-10-26T14:30:14Z 2009-10-26T08:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2009://2.1827 2009-10-26T14:00:00Z A reader sent this to me, and it took me a moment for it to hit me -- why he sent it. When it did hit, I busted out laughing.... Randy http://www.thisistrue.com Animals A reader sent this to me, and it took me a moment for it to hit me -- why he sent it. When it did hit, I busted out laughing.

]]> http://www.jumbojoke.com/anatidaephobia.html What's the Difference? 2009-10-20T17:31:57Z 2009-10-23T08:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2009://2.1826 2009-10-23T14:00:00Z A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff"s deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education... Randy http://www.thisistrue.com Lawyers A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff"s deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from the south. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the southern deputy's expense.

]]> http://www.jumbojoke.com/whats_the_difference.html You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If (2) 2009-10-21T17:34:05Z 2009-10-21T08:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2009://2.1825 2009-10-21T14:00:00Z Monday's entry prompted a reader* to send more.... You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If... Your landspeeder has a bumper sticker that reads, "You can have my lightsaber when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!"... Randy http://www.thisistrue.com Misc. Monday's entry prompted a reader* to send more....

You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If...

  • Your landspeeder has a bumper sticker that reads, "You can have my lightsaber when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!"
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  • Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.

  • You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.

    ]]> http://www.jumbojoke.com/you_might_be_a_redneck_jedi_if.html If the TV Dinner Wasn't Invented Until the Computer Age 2009-10-16T10:40:28Z 2009-10-16T06:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2009://2.1822 2009-10-16T12:00:00Z The TV Dinner was invented in the 1950s, when the big tech thing in the home was the television. What if the TV Dinner wasn't invented until the computer age? Obviously, it would have to be a product of Microsoft.... Randy http://www.thisistrue.com Online life The TV Dinner was invented in the 1950s, when the big tech thing in the home was the television. What if the TV Dinner wasn't invented until the computer age? Obviously, it would have to be a product of Microsoft.

    ]]>     http://www.jumbojoke.com/if_the_tv_dinner_wasnt_invented_until_the_computer_age.html     Not Worried About Swine Flu 2009-10-10T21:42:40Z 2009-10-12T08:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2009://2.1820 2009-10-12T14:00:00Z An actual letter from a reader. - - -... Randy http://www.thisistrue.com Animals An actual letter from a reader.

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    ]]>     http://www.jumbojoke.com/not_worried_about_swine_flu.html     Illegal Border Crossings Compared 2009-10-09T22:00:31Z 2009-10-09T08:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2009://2.1818 2009-10-09T14:00:00Z Yes, this is political. No, I won't accept whines about it if it bothers your political sensibilities: I post things that are funny*, no matter what side is bashed, so deal with it!... Randy http://www.thisistrue.com Politics Yes, this is political. No, I won't accept whines about it if it bothers your political sensibilities: I post things that are funny*, no matter what side is bashed, so deal with it!

    ]]>     http://www.jumbojoke.com/illegal_border_crossings_compared.html     Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns 2009-10-05T17:58:10Z 2009-10-05T12:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2009://2.1817 2009-10-05T18:00:00Z Yeah, this would probably happen at some point! (And quite appropriate in conjunction with the previous entry...!) - - -... Randy http://www.thisistrue.com Marriage Yeah, this would probably happen at some point! (And quite appropriate in conjunction with the previous entry...!)

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    ]]>     http://www.jumbojoke.com/why_men_dont_write_advice_columns.html     Bad Breakups 2009-10-03T01:03:27Z 2009-10-02T18:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2009://2.1815 2009-10-03T00:00:00Z Some slightly different looks at relationships....... Randy http://www.thisistrue.com Men/Women Some slightly different looks at relationships....

    ]]>     http://www.jumbojoke.com/bad_breakups.html     Satan Appears in Church 2009-09-29T00:12:25Z 2009-09-28T18:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2009://2.1814 2009-09-29T00:00:00Z A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly Satan appeared at the front of the church.... Randy http://www.thisistrue.com Religion A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly Satan appeared at the front of the church.

    ]]>     http://www.jumbojoke.com/satan_appears_in_church.html     The Kentucky Duel 2009-09-26T06:31:24Z 2009-09-25T08:00:00-07:00 tag:www.jumbojoke.com,2009://2.1810 2009-09-25T14:00:00Z This is an absolutely true story. According to the Section 228 of Constitution of the State of Kentucky, which has not been amended since 1891:... Randy http://www.thisistrue.com True Story This is an absolutely true story. According to the Section 228 of Constitution of the State of Kentucky, which has not been amended since 1891:

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