Just Laugh

Straight Exact Size Bitch!!

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 13:45:00 +0000

Friend:You know what sucks?
Me:A vacuum.
Friend:You know what sucks in metaphorical sense?
Me:Black holes.
Friend:You know what just isn't cool?
Me:Lava. Friend:-_-

Chinese Mafia... (-(-(- -)-)-)

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 14:28:00 +0000

Chinese family of 5 named Hu,Su,Chu,Fu and Bu decided to immigrate to the United States Of America..
in order to get the VISA they had to adopt their names to American Standards So they did..
Hu Became Huck..
Chu became Chuck..
Bu became Buck..
While..
Su and Fu decided to stay in China with their ancestors .. Genuine reason I think...

Breaking The Stereotype

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 06:59:00 +0000

Once upon a time two friends set on a journey..On their way they promised to help each other through thick and thin..Along time they had to pass from a jungle to reach their final destination..In the jungle they saw a big hungry lion coming towards them one of them knew how to climb so he climbed leaving the other to die...But the other friend laid down and held his breath the lion came near and whispered to him"This game doesn't play nice with lions, its just for bears"..Saying this he ate the friend leaving the other good and safe..0O_o0

Annonymus

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 12:44:00 +0000

Girl to Boy:'' Why do we have units to measure length, weigh, temperature but nothing to measure love and trust?''

Boy looked in his eyes and shouted, " I am already pissed off from this philosophy teacher don't involve me in this shit!!!!"

Some Truths Regarding Life

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 10:12:00 +0000

Some funny realities..

A mini heart attack you get when you swing back a bit too much on your chair.

Watching a horror movie and the asking someone to walk you to the washroom.

Reminding your teacher that, 'Maam! I talk no matter where I am, changing my seat won't help'.

Telling the dentist, 'don't ask question, I can't answer with your hand in my mouth'.

After switching off the lights downstairs, you run upstairs for your life.

Ignoring the first slice of bread because it looks weird.

Everyone says that money can't buy happiness, but everyone is fine with crying sitting in a Ferrari.

Funny IMages..0O_O0

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 07:20:00 +0000

Do you know why always gryffindor wins?

What is really Racist??

Do you know what is the real secret about the twilight Saga??

Big Billy Goes to CIA

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 13:51:00 +0000

Agent: This is your final question and decides your future in CIA...Imagine you are in a room with no windows and no doors and the room catches fire, now Billy how will you get out??
Billy (After taking his time): By stop imagining ?_?
Agent: 0_0

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 18:06:00 +0000

Use Your Mind

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 08:16:00 +0000

Universal truth..
We were told in schools that the sun rises in the east and sets tin the west
Fact..
Sun neither rises or sets, Only earth rotates..
Moral..
To hell with schooling, Education kills our common sense

Relax Buddy

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 08:11:00 +0000

Mixed Emotions

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 13:08:00 +0000

What are mixed emotions??
Let me help,
Your worst enemy fall from the 51st floor on your brand new Audi and you don't know whether you should laugh or cry:)

The Worst Seven Use Of English

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Sun, 31 Jul 2011 17:40:00 +0000

1. Employee wrote an application:
Since i've to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please grant me 1 week leave.
2. Letter from employee who was arranging his daughter's wedding:
As i am marrying my daughter, grant me leave
3. As my mother in law has expired and i am the only one responsible so grant me leave.
4. As i am suffering from fever, declare 1 holiday.
5. An application:
My headache is paining too much so please grant me leave.
6. My wife is sick and i am the only husband at home so please grant me leave
7. Letter:
I am well and hope you are in the same well....:)

Hypnotized

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 07:42:00 +0000

A hypnotist hypntized a whole hall with a pendulum...But then by mistake he dropped the pendulum and said" shit"
Can you imagine the mess after that

Good News

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 15:27:00 +0000

We have enabled easy RSS for you that you can see to the left pane of the blog for uninterrupted laughs...So just keep laughing

Big Billy back in Action..

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 13:15:00 +0000

Big billy tired of unemployment made a gang and decided to rob a bank...

Next morning they robbed a bank...

On breaking in the vault they found some bottles with a mystical fluid of odd smell...

Big billy drank a bottle and shared with his gang...They were so much delighted that they took all of the other bottles for future party and went home happily...

Next Day..

The headline of every newspaper and T.V was this

"Weird Robbery, A bunch of people tried to break into a Urine test laboratory and stole all of their urine samples.."

Evolution

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Fri, 27 May 2011 15:33:00 +0000

Teacher asked Student:There are 5 birds on a tree,hunter shots one, how many left?

Student:Zero

Teacher:The right answer is 4 but i liked your thinking!!

Student then asked the teacher:Now you tell, three women are eating ice-cream... one is lickin it,one is biting it and one is sucking.... who is married??

Teacher hesitating: The one who is sucking it...:)

Student: The right answer is the one who has a ring on her hand....

...

But i liked your thinking:)

Misconception:)

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Fri, 20 May 2011 13:48:00 +0000

Young kid to father:
Dad what is Sex?
Dad thinkning....Oh what this kid has asked but gotta tell anyway...
>>Censored....(he tells him all about sex)..<<
Son all confused and annoyed ...
So dad what part of it i mention in the admission form...??

Innocence....

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Wed, 18 May 2011 13:46:00 +0000

A 5th grade kid wrote in his maths answer sheet....
Dear Maths,
I am sick and tired of finding your X,, just accept the fact the she is gone and moved on ,, dude....

Co-Incidence

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 17:51:00 +0000

A school girl and a nurse were inside an elevator.....

The door opened on the 14th floor....
They Saw a guy running towards them...
but the nurse pushed the "Close Door" Button immediately....
School Girl: Why did you pressed the button?...
Nurse filled with fear: I knew him h,he was one of our patients,didn't you saw the red ribbon on his wrist we put that on our deceased patients..............

Little School Girl raised his wrist and said :You mean like this...........................

Fan Following

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 08:57:00 +0000

3 Guys are in a cafe.

The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world."

The second guy says I have the smallest head in the world."

The third guy says I have the smallest dick in the world

They all go to the Guinness Book of World records.

The first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world.

the seconds guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world.

The third guy returns and says, " Who the fuck is Justin Beaber!!!"

Smartness..

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 13:48:00 +0000

Big Billy went to new york for the first time, while wandering here and there he saw a building on fire...Big Billy thought it's the right time to put use of his body building skills..HE went there and asked the people to jump down assuring them that he will catch them...first of all a lady jumped he catched her...then a kid...After that a black man jumped down...But Big Billy didn't catched him and shouted," Hell no man, don't throw burnt bodies :-p"

2nd Chance..

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 13:38:00 +0000

Big billy drank a lot last night. Being drunk he just came home and rushed to the bed............

Late night he saw in his dream that he died he was so upset at that and asked God for a 2nd chance. The request was granted...but he was sent on earth as a hen

However it was all good for big billy....He started living like a hen.....One day he laid an egg.... he enjoyed it very much

For him it was an unmatched experience full of ecstasy he loved it and tried to give another egg.....

Suddenly Big Billy's wife slapped him saying ,

" Ya moron stop shittin all over ma bed....."

Impact Of Grades..

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 08:59:00 +0000

This post is dedicated to all of our friends............

After Exams, A+
Teacher: All because of the extra effort i put in the class..
Mother: This is all God's blessing..
Father:My son..
Friend: Lets take shots!!!

But if, F, then
Father:Lazy stubborn!!
Mother: Doesn't study at home..
Teacher: Gives no attention in class...
But Friend: Lets take shots!!

Everyone changes but friends remain the same......

Friends

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 05:15:00 +0000

Three black friends were traveling through a jungle that suddenly a fairy appeared before them she told them all that she will grant them a wish each...
Happy and anxious the first friend told that he wanted himself to be white and handsome....
The fairy at once did that and made him white and handsome..
The second friend filled with anxiety couldn't think any thing else so also asked for fair skin and handsomeness..
The third one took a long time to think..
In the end he asked the fairy to...

Turn his both friends as they were before.....:-)

Lesson For Men..

noreply@blogger.com (Arslan Khan) — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 11:42:00 +0000

A fairy to 60 year married couple(both were 60)
I will grant you both a wish!!
Old lady: I want to see the whole world with my husband!!
Fairy granted her two air tickets for them..
Old man: I want a wife thirty year younger than me..
Fairy made him 90 at that.....

Moral.
In the end men should keep that in mind that fairies are too woman...