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2012-05-27T14:14:00.000-07:00

Mandatory Offensive Post of the Week

2012-05-27T10:58:00.002-07:00

West Kelowna is now anti-ice cream

2012-05-24T18:38:00.001-07:00

So, West Kelowna bans ice cream truck music. This country is messed up if ANYONE thinks this could be enough of a "problem" to actually spend one second of time even thinking about passing a law against it. Absolutely fucking ridiculous.

Sure, it's going to be enforced "by complaint only", but this opens up a useless can of worms. What about the folks who own the businesses? What about the drivers' jobs? What about the kids in the summer who look forward to that sound?

I'd like to know what kind of NIMBY people would ever complain about ice cream trucks, and I'd like to know why they don't immediately vacate the city and live in a cave somewhere. Please. Now. You fucking whiners are a waste of oxygen. And the District of West Kelowna gets my coveted retards of the year award. Wanna talk about first world problems...this takes the cake.

Up next, Vancouver. You just wait.

Global cooling continues

2012-05-23T16:54:00.001-07:00

Scientists and Professors from all over gather to discuss the current global cooling trend which has been happening for over 12 years straight. Al Gore, David Suzuki, the douchebags at Greenpeace, and everyone else whose bank accounts rely on people believing the "CO2-is-evil" religion were all a big fat no-show, of course. Here's a quick rundown from Don Easterbrook.

Time to stock up

2012-05-23T14:38:00.001-07:00

My wet Barbie fantasy

2012-05-22T22:41:00.001-07:00

Going down?

2012-05-21T16:39:00.003-07:00

Mandatory Offensive Post of the Week

2012-05-21T16:31:00.002-07:00

Do you have cock?

2012-05-21T12:30:00.002-07:00

AHAHAHA

It's true

2012-05-20T10:25:00.003-07:00

Your phone explains your sex life

2012-05-18T12:14:00.002-07:00

Did you know.......

- People who use Android phones are more likely to have sex on a first date, 62 per cent, compared to 57 per cent of iPhone users and 48 per cent of BlackBerry users.

- Android phone users are also more likely to partake in one-night stands, 55 per cent, compared to 50 per cent of iPhone users and 47.6 per cent of BlackBerry users.

- At 72 per cent, Android users were also the most active on online dating websites, compared to 58 per cent of those with iPhones and 50 per cent of people who have BlackBerrys.

- iPhone users were most likely to date in the workplace with nearly 25 per cent saying they have dated a co-worker in the last five years.

- BlackBerry users were the most likely to consume alcohol on a first date — 72 per cent.

Source

Marriage Blues

2012-05-18T09:43:00.005-07:00

A Father/Son Moment

A little boy was walking through the store with his father when he spotted the condom section. The boy then asked his father, "What are these?". The father explained what condoms were for and how they were used.

Then the little boy pointed at a package and asked, "Why are there three in this box?". The father replied, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." The little boy then proceeded to point to another package and ask, "Why are there six in this box?". The father replied, "Those are for college boys. Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."

Still wanting to know more, the boy pointed at a third box and asked, "Why are there twelve in this box?". With a tear in his eye, his father looked at him and said, "Son, those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March....."

Well it's true

2012-05-17T10:46:00.000-07:00

Gets me through each work day

2012-05-16T21:57:00.004-07:00

Mandatory Offensive Post of the Week

2012-05-15T16:43:00.002-07:00

Problem with your burger?

2012-05-14T23:40:00.002-07:00

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Since the beginning, always winning

2012-05-13T16:00:00.001-07:00

This fucked up my whole morning

2012-05-13T12:27:00.001-07:00

My hallway wall. Cannot explain it. Had coffee and checked again, still there. :S

Vancouver as seen from Black Mountain

2012-05-09T23:53:00.000-07:00

Snapped this while taking a break on the slopes.

I see what you did there

2012-05-09T16:52:00.001-07:00

Sexy Kitteh Time

2012-05-09T13:17:00.001-07:00

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Mandatory Offensive Post of the Week

2012-05-09T11:25:00.002-07:00

Google Beats

2012-05-07T20:51:00.002-07:00

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Tits R Us?

2012-05-07T15:24:00.000-07:00

I don't wanna grow up because baby if I did I couldnt be a Toys R Us kid. Oh, wait, on second thought...

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2012-05-06T19:18:00.000-07:00

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