Just Joking

Genration Gap..

2014-06-17T17:18:00.001+05:30

Dekho Andhi lachar ka haq mat marna...

2013-06-14T13:56:00.000+05:30

Blind girl 1st time SEx kar rhi thi......
Maja aaya to boli : ye niche kya latka hai?
Boy : Balls
Girl : ye nhi dalte kya under?
Boy : nhi
Girl : Pakka? dekho Andhi lachar ka haq mat
marna...

Dear girls,,,

2013-06-13T16:46:00.002+05:30

Dear girls,,,
You are not fully dressed, until you wear a smile......!!!!

$o cAn ! pLea$e gEt a $m!lE???:)

Dear Boys...!!

2013-06-13T16:35:00.002+05:30

Dear Boys...!!

Protect her like your daughter.
Love her like your wife.
Respect her like your mother

A Great Proverb Which Will Really Make You Think. "Day by Day Nothing Changes.. But When You Look Back Everything Is Different".. !

2013-06-13T16:00:00.001+05:30

A Great Proverb Which Will Really Make
You
Think.
"Day by Day Nothing Changes..
But
When You Look Back Everything Is
Different".. !

Unity

2013-06-13T15:59:00.000+05:30

The Girls........ uufffff

2012-08-08T13:29:00.001+05:30

Dear Everyone !!

Thank you that you still Think Girls are the most
Wonderful Creatures in the World !!!
Though You find Them Difficult Enough..

-Because:

If you Kiss Her.. you are not a Gentleman..!!
And If you don't.. you are Not a Man..

If you Praise Her.. She thinks you are Lying..!!
And If you don't.. you are Good for Nothing..

If you Agree to all her Likes.. you are a Wimp !!
And If you don't.. you are Not Understanding..

If you Visit her often... She thinks you are Boring !!
And If you don't.. She Accuses you of Double-crossing..

If you are well Dressed... She says you are a Playboy !!
And If you don't... You are a Dull Boy..

If you are Jealous... She says it's Bad..!!
And If you don't... She Thinks you don't Love her..

If you attempt doing Romance.. She says you didn't Respect her..
And If you don't... She Thinks you don't Like her..

If you are a Minute Late... She Complains it's hard to Wait !!
And If She is Late... She says that's a Girl's way..

If you Visit another Man.. You're not putting in "Quality time" !!
And If she is Visited by another Woman... "Oh it's Natural, we are Girls"

If you Kiss her Once in a while... She Professes you are Cold..
And If you Kiss her often... She yells that you are taking Advantage..

If you fail to Help her in Crossing the Street... You lack Ethics..
And If you Do... She thinks it's just one of Men's tactics for Seduction..

If you Stare at another Woman... She accuses you of Flirting..
And If She is Stared by other Men.. She says that they are just Admiring..

If you Talk... She wants you to Listen..
And If you Listen... She wants you to Talk..

--> In Short:
So Simple... yet so Complex !!! ♥
So Weak... yet so Powerful !!! ♥
So Confusing... yet so Desirable !! ♥
So damning.. yet so Wonderful !! ♥

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Cute teady bear

2012-07-19T14:32:00.000+05:30

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Hello !...I...! !...MISS...! !...U...!
Heartly;->

A very tragic love story to read

2012-07-13T12:58:00.001+05:30

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner.
When the girl’s father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it.
Now, it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.
The girl’s father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them .
At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home through a local newspaper. Her father said, “If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly.”
So in this way, their love won and they returned home.
Next day, the couple went town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot.
The girl was ruined and lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock.

The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.
Two nights later, the girl’s father had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked him to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter’s dress as soon as possible. But her father ignored the dream.
The next night, her mother had the same dream, she also ignored it. Then the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes with the blood stains immediately.
She washed the stains but some remained. Next night, she again had the same dream. She again washed the stains but some still remained. But again the next night she had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain or else something terrible would happen.
This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore but some stains still remained. She was very depressed.
In the late evening, the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked on the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.
The old lady woke her up… and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl.
She asked “What is this…?” The old lady replied…
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“This is Nirma Washing Powder”
“Washing powder Nirma,Washing powder Nirma
Doodh si safedi Nirma se aaye,
Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,
sabki pasand Nirama
Washing powder Nirma,Washing powder nirma.Nirma…”
10 ka 1, do pe ek free

Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.

2012-06-16T14:16:00.005+05:30

Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain.
Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.

Do you know how to kiss? photo lesson from this 1942 Life Magazine

2012-06-14T17:47:00.001+05:30

Do you know how to kiss? Probably not! Fear not — this quick photo lesson from this 1942 Life Magazine will set you straight.

Funny Fat Ladies....

2012-06-14T17:39:00.000+05:30

Wanna use it ?

2012-06-08T16:55:00.002+05:30

Amazing Toilets Around the world......

Little Buddy Want Some Beer (Funny Kids)

2012-05-30T17:19:00.001+05:30

Gopi Ali re... Crazzy |Girls (Funny Girls)

2012-05-30T17:14:00.001+05:30

That's Call girls style...(Funny Girl)

2012-05-10T12:45:00.000+05:30

Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.(Funny Kid)

2012-05-10T11:24:00.002+05:30

Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

koi to rok lo (Funny little Kids Kissing)

2012-05-09T19:17:00.001+05:30

Darling It's A computer Not a Husband!!

2012-05-09T19:01:00.002+05:30

Nirmal Baba Funny......... Boyfriend banao kripa aayegi.

2012-05-09T18:58:00.002+05:30

Chal Tujhe FACEBOOK p dalta hu ... Funny Chhota Singham

2012-05-09T17:29:00.002+05:30

You cry that you don't have an iPhone or new laptop This man cries because he finally got a bread to give to his children... Like/Share If You Feel Sorry For Him ♥

2012-05-02T11:08:00.000+05:30

You cry that you don't have an iPhone or new laptop
This man cries because he finally got a bread to give to his children...
Like/Share If You Feel Sorry For Him ♥

Girls Social Club....

2012-04-28T14:32:00.000+05:30

How to send secret messages??

2012-04-27T17:55:00.001+05:30

Ramesh Suresh :P

2012-04-26T16:05:00.001+05:30