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Guess The Age: Kid Has Baby [With Picture]

Ray — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 01:40:12 +0000

You know how they say a picture says a thousand words? Well this one only says three. WTF. Or “That looks right” if you’re completely jaded. The kid’s not to blame here, it’s the parents. What happened to good parenting? scratch that, what happened to parenting period? It could have been bad parenting and this wouldn’t have happened. For some odd reason, the kid reminds me of Eminem.

[Alfie Patten] The four-footer — who looks no more than eight — said: “I know I’m young, but I plan to be a good dad.”

As he went on the PlayStation with 15-year-old girlfriend Chantelle Steadman, he added: “I think we’ll be good parents. I’ll have to work extra hard at school.”

Chantelle looked up from 18-rated action game Saints Row II to admit her first night out of hospital since having 7lb 3oz daughter Maisie had been tough and had left her “in a daze”.

You know how people say America’s bad, but this happened in the UK, so ha. In your face. Oh yeah, play the age guessing game in the comments below and if you want to know the age, click below to get to one of the stories.

[kotaku via thesun]

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Worst Ways to Die: Exploding Chair, Metal Through the Rear

Ray — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 00:54:41 +0000

Today on worst ways to die, we explore what happens when chairs go wrong. A 14-year old boy in china bled to death when the compressed air canister that’s used to move the chair up and down blew up, sending shrapnel from under the chair toward his rear.

Ok, now that you’re all done looking under your chairs for no reason, continue for another picture of the chair.

Yea, I was standing while writing this up and my butt hurts from just reading that. That’s it, only standard, normal, non-adjustable chairs for me from now on.

[via gizmodo]

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The Most Used Password: 123456

Ray — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 07:44:49 +0000

That’s right folks, if you have 123456 as your password you should say goodbye to your accounts because it’s the first one hackers try when brute forcing your account.

Recently, a very popular internet forum, phpbb.com, was hacked and over 20,000 usernames and passwords were stolen. The hacker then released the passwords to the public, giving us an inside view to what kind of ridiculously easy passwords people use. If you use any of the following passwords, I highly recommend you change them asap. (or lose your accounts, either way)

So as you now know from the title, the most popular password is 123456. This one really surprised me because I never thought of using it before. My guess is that since this password works for sites that require at least one number in the password as well as the sites that do not, 123456 has benefits and is therefore more prolific then its letter counterparts.

Continue reading for the top 20 most used passwords.

Here are the rest of the top 20 most popular passwords: (listed in the order of most popular AKA most stolen)

password (come on folks, try harder)
phpbb (name of the forum the passwords are from, typical “site name” password)
qwerty (try harder)
12345 (what’s with the lack of trying in here)
12345678 (well at least you got to your second middle finger, good for you)
letmein (that’s what he said?)
1234 (ugh they just keep getting shorter. that’s what she said)
test (hacker: let’s test this… I’m in)
123 (ran out of jokes)
trustno1 (password used in the X-Files)
dragon
abc123
123456789
111111
hello (typical programmer’s password)
monkey
master
killer
123123

Amazing list of failure right? I wonder how many people use 1234 as their pin number. Raise your hand, don’t lie.

The only password on that list that I admit to using or thinking of using is hello. And that’s usually for accounts I make for other people.

Here are some more interesting stats about the passwords.

16% of the passwords matched a person’s first name. It didn’t have to be the user’s first name, just a first name in general. The most popular names: Joshua, Michael, Charlie, and Thomas. Joshua was the password to the computer in the movie WarGames, which is probably why it’s first. As for so many passwords being a name; no shock here. I’ve often used first names as passwords.

14% of passwords were keyboard patterns. This area included: 1, 123, abc123, 1234, 123456, 12345678, qwerty, asdf, 1qaz2wsx, 1q2w3e, 159357.

4% were variations of the word password. These were: password, passw0rd, password1, passwd, and drowssap. (password spelled backward) 4% is a lot if you consider that this 4% is dedicated around one word.

4% of passwords were words or items around the computer. Passwords here include: samsung, dell, packard, apple, pavilion, presario, compaq, mouse, keyboard, cocacola. Mmm, sugar and the computer, they go hand in hand.

5% were pop culture words (tv characters, tv shows, movies, movie characters, singers, etc)

3% were emo words (swear words, ihateyou, iloveyou)

3% were don’t care words (whatever, nothing, dontcare, whocares)

Most popular length for a password: 6 characters leading with 35% of all passwords being exactly 6 characters long. 4, 5, 7, 8 character passwords all followed behind with 12%-15% each.

What to take away from this? Don’t use any of the passwords listed here, don’t use any variations of these passwords, don’t use a 6 letter password, and including at least one symbol (!@$%^&*) in your password will most likely make your password uncrackable by brute force.

*I didn’t put # in there because many people use #1 in their password if the password requires at least one number and one symbol. Examples: Jesus#1, Michael#1, Mom#1, Dad#1. The perfect everything passwords because they contain a capital, a number, a symbol, and a undercase.

For passwords that require at least one number and no symbols, people simply appended a 1 to their normal password. Slick huh? password1, that definitely make my password safer.

This brings up an interesting story. When girls at clubs don’t really want to give out their phone numbers, they just give out fake ones (yes I’ve been a victim of this.) You go home, feeling good about yourself, and when you call the number, *BE BE BEEP* “This number is not in service. Please try again.” F*CK

Well I’ve figured you girls out. You see, these club girls, they aren’t smart enough to make up a completely new phone number on the spot so they give out their real number, BUT they change the last number. “Oh here’s my number 5-5-5-1-2-3-…. 8. Call me anytime. hehehe.” So all you have to do it go through the 10 possible numbers to find her. Ah ha didn’t know we knew huh?

[via darkreading and whatsmypass]

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Anatomically Correct: Ireland’s Baby Wee Wee Doll

Ray — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 10:07:47 +0000

So let me get this straight. When you tickle him, his willy goes up? That’s no pee pee, folks. A money shot right in a TV commercial, that’s completely inappropriate! Umm yea, I don’t recommend buying this for your kids. No good can come out off it.

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Man Gets 50 Traffic Citations In One Day

Ray — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:54:33 +0000

He can try, but he’ll never beat my lifetime 500+ unpaid parking tickets. Hey, I wouldn’t have all of those tickets if they just made parking on the sidewalk legal.

[Boynton Beach, Florida] Police said Elvis Alonzo Barrett, 46, fled from police trying to stop him for a traffic violation Thursday morning. Police said he ran through red lights, crashed into another car and a fence. Police said they found crack cocaine and a crack pipe in his car.

A few of his other violations include, but are not limited to, fleeing, eluding, reckless driving, speeding, running red lights, and not wearing a seat belt. This is a prime example of one of those quit-while-you’re-ahead cases.

He should be considered lucky, if he was in California, he would have also been hit with talking on a cellphone while driving too.

[via yahoonews]

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Strange: Fish With Human-Like Teeth

Ray — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:21:23 +0000

Anyone thinking what I’m thinking? Damn, that fish has straighter teeth than most people. Makes you wonder what they eat. This reminds me of the time I went skinny dipping in a lake filled with fish and came out of the lake shorter than normal.

“Hey, look. It’s Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars.” - Victorx92

Continue for the famous Admiral Ackbar clip from Star Wars.

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9-Year Old Lim Ding Wen Programs Doodle Kids iPhone App

Ray — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 07:19:50 +0000

Nine year old, Lim Ding Wen, lives in Singapore. He likes kickball, candy, and has already written an iPhone app. Wow, way to embarrass everyones’ kids and most adults. His iPhone app, Doodle Kids, allows iPhone users to doodle pictures on their iPhone. Lim Wen is fleunt in 6 programming languages and has completed 20 programming projects. When I was nine, I was still learning to write english properly. (some say I still am)

“I wrote the program for my younger sisters, who like to draw,” Lim said.

Lim, who is now in fourth grade began using a computer at age 2. He has already created about 20 computer programs.

Little Lim Wen is now working on a space invaders type game called Invader Wars.

Good going kid, now write an operating system that’s not full of bugs.

[via nydailynews]

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Crazy Brits: Man Wakes Up To Find Woman’s Name Carved Into His Arm

Ray — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 06:27:24 +0000

Wayne Robinson, woke up after a one night stand with Dominique Fisher (will now be referred to as The Carver) to find himself covered in blood at The Carver’s Blackburn, Lancashire home. Appearently, he had taken some Valium that night and didn’t feel himself being engraved with her name while he was sleeping.

He told police he had drunk vodka and taken Valium and was not awake during the incident on the night of June 14 last year.

‘When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn’t even wake her to ask what she’d done.’

Mr Robinson said he panicked when he woke up and took a taxi back to his home in Fleetwood, Lancashire.

He said: ‘I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can’t believe she did this to me and I hate her.

‘I’m scarred for life,’ he told The Sun. ‘I wish I’d never met her.’

Scarred for life is right. He’s lucky that he only got a few scars from her.

Continue for pictures of the man, woman, and carvings.

Well this is the price people must pay for crazy one night stands: to take a chance that the person you’re with might be a crazy person that’ll carve names into your body and also a few STDs.

Last thought: I may have used the correct B word in the title.

[via dailymail]

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That’s My Penis

Ray — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 05:53:01 +0000

Sorry for the lack of posts folks, but real life has been taking my free time away by the truckloads lately.

Now for most people, they would say wow that cop just copped a feel on his penis, but not me. This is a close to perfect representation of my typical visit to the airport (both departing and arriving airports). Or my childhood visits to Neverland Ranch. Choose your pick.

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