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When you are just too old for the itty bitty bikini, you end up with sick shit.

six — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:57:43 +0000

Yikes, hope my granny never did this shit! The boob job ain’t helping the situation either.

granny in bikini

5 Sure Fire Ways To Tell She’s Angry

six — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:53:32 +0000

Knowing when your chick is angry or has something on her mind is sometimes not too tough.But if anyone is having trouble, here are 5 sure fire ways to tell that she is angry with your dumb ass.

What’s the saying? Hell has no fury like a women scorned.

1) When she tells people about your penis size.

Nothing says “I hate you” quite like a a billboard advertising your penis size over a giant crowd.

Crazy agry women

2) When she throws your shit out the house and leaves a small note.

cheating husband

3) When she asks for a divorce.

how to know your woman is angry

4) When she takes some aggression out on your car

car axed

5) When she just comes out and tells you how she feels

car vandalized

Whats the lesson? Don’t piss that crazy bitch off . (refer to saying at the top).

Sick Shit & Crazy Non Plastic Surgery

six — Sun, 03 May 2009 07:59:51 +0000

What happens when you decide cooking oil is a fine substitute for Botox? hmmm…. you don’t need to wonder, check this crazy shit out.

before cooking oil

and here she is after all her crazy plastic surgery

A Korean woman named Hang Mioku was so obssesed with plastic surgery that she went nuts with it. After too many doctors refused to do any more and that is when this nutcase decided to play doctor herself.

From what I read seems like Hang found a doctor who gave her a “do-it-yourself” silicone injection treatment. This crazy woman ran out of silicone and figured that cooking oil was a great alternative. Hey why not? seems like a logical choice for things you can screw yourself up with… NOT.

After her do it at home cooking oil injections, shit went sideways for Hang. It seems cooking oil was a really bad choice.

Hang gained some sympathy in Korea after her horrifying story aired on TV. Viewers donated money to a fund to help correct her self mutilation and doctors removed 20 grams of foreign substance from Hang Moiku’s face and 200 grams from her neck. Looking at the above picture, I think there is more reconstructive work to be done. That is some sick ass shit for sure.

Redneck Tractor

six — Fri, 01 May 2009 07:59:52 +0000

What do rednecks do for fun? I got that answer… Tie a case of beer to their old ladies ass and watch her tractor the shit around. Crazy new sport I guess.

Redneck tractor pull

Crazy Shit - Salvia Divinorum

six — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 07:48:33 +0000

This comes from a some crazy and sick mofo I call a friend….

He loves his Salvia plants - Personally, I have never tried it, it scares the shit out of me, I like my mind in tact.

Witchcraft in the USA Today?

salvia divinorum plant

Only in the minds of those who wish to stamp it out. You see, no real witchcraft exists other than in the crazed imaginings of a few who are…. A- stupid enough to think they are witches…and B- stupid enough to think they need to fight witches.

The real witchcraft exists in the minds of those who think they can see it out there in our society and feel the call to stamp it out. And since there is no real witchcraft to “fight” they need to make some up.

Like the Salvia Divinorum Plant.

Despite the fact that no one has ever been addicted to this Plant – robbed anyone because of it – died of an overdose of it – killed anyone under the influence of it – beat their spouse and children – driven their car off a cliff – jumped out of windows or even painted their face half-blue…….it is now demonized by the mindless parroting media as a deadly addictive menace needing urgent attention. (more…)

Redneck wedding beginning to end

six — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 05:24:10 +0000

Now this is how you get married, for sure!

It starts with a proposal from the pregnant chick with the shotgun.

shotgun wedding

we have the family, her kissin’ cousins, brothers, etc…

redneck family

The wedding ceremony

redneck wedding

A redneck Wedding Toast

redneck toast

The cool ride out of the wedding trailer,that Limo Truck is sick!

Redneck limo

the after party

redneck hottub

The honeymoon vacation on the river

sick trip

Crazy Shit and Nutty Neighbors

six — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 05:03:01 +0000

Just when you thought you couldn’t stand your neighbors, you end up at Just Sick Shit and find out it really could be worse. Check out these crazy mofo’s, stupid ass rednecks and others of course. I do not wanna feel like I am only picking on the dumb rednecks.

I’m thinking this woman has a collection of Burger King hats, she is queen of the keg for the day cuz ya know no fool would ever get in her way.

redneck all the way to the keg

If you live next door to this crew, I suggest wearing a bullet proof vest to grab the mail. Trust me, those crazy bastards will mistake you for a deer within the seconds it takes to pound a can of Bud.

backyard redneck crew

This house here is a bit creepy… Kids, just let the ball go when it goes into that yard. Trying to retrieve it… not a good idea.

maniquin yard

I hope this house is decorated for Xmas, however, I doubt it is.

crzy neighbors during xmas

Neighborhood block party anyone? Granny wants to dance to those 80’s songs still playing in her head while wearing her hot pants.

dancing granny

From one crazy granny to another, Chuck Norris would be afraid to step in her front yard.

crazy granny with gun, thats some really crazy shit

WTF?

crazy games

WTF?

crazy pinwheel

and WTF? again, actually, this fool just wants to surf I guess

redneck surfing

and… If you stop at every yard sale in the city and decorate the yard with the shit, this can be you…

nutty neighbors

Damn, I am starting to really love and appreciate thy neighbor!

Sick Shit - The Whale Explosion

six — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 10:28:58 +0000

Sick Video for sure… There may be a lesson learned here as this may not be the best way to remove a giant whale carcass from a beach. Exploding Whales may be a safety hazered all around since many large whales weigh as much as 150 tons.

Actually, the carcuss remains, but now in pieces that have been thrown for miles around and caused some casualties along the way. Can I get a thumbd up for a poorly planned plan thatwent sideways.

Sick Vids of Big Mouth and tongue tricks

six — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 10:40:04 +0000

Gross Shit… depends, Crazy Shit? for sure, OK, so check these nutty videos out… this is really some sick shit that these fools can do with their tongues and mouths. Now this fool below really has some sick talent… he can pick his nose with his tongue, wow, thats really some sick shit.

Here is another true talent… this fool can stick pretty much anything into his mouth

wait… one more crazy video of some sick tricks, check out the really big mouth.

Sick Video - Well… Sickeningly Cute

six — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 09:53:52 +0000

Are these fools serious? Have you ever seen anything so sickeningly cute… EVER?

Sick Shit for sure, in a good, wholesome way… sickeningly cute vid of kittens, yep kittens.