Chris Cross, his name does him justice for sure since he can cross any body part across another…. or so it seems. The man does seem to pull off some crazy stunts that make most of us scratch our heads and say… “What the … “.

If you are ever in the UK and looking to see a really sick performer (actually, I believe he travels and may have shows booked in places outside the UK) you may want to check out this guys act. Chris Cross is a Stand-Up Comedy Contortionist, Escapologist & Magician that lives and works in the UK mainly. Chris is able to do what the rest of us cannot, twist his limbs into the most wicked positions.

He is one of the few people in the World who can fully dislocate his scapular bone and move it around inside his skin at free will - like a KFC Chicken Wing gone terribly wrong!!

That is some sick Shit! for sure.

Alongside this stunt, he also claps with his elbows, skips with his arms and other upper body contortion.
Possessing the abiliy to move his torso, arms and neck in such a way makes him able to escape from GENUINE Asylum Tested Straitjackets, 20metres of Chains, Cling Film Wrap, Etc. BOTH whilst suspended in mid air hanging upside down from a Crane by his ankles OR just with his feet on the ground!
He has featured in Bizarre Magazine & Been dubbed by Ripleys Believe it or Not as: ‘The Boy who can Escape from Anything!’
Chris’s Contortion/Escape Cabaret Show has gained 5 Stars and a ‘Must See Show’ Review from The Stage Magazine at the Edinburgh Festival. Chris is almost 21 years Old (22/04/1989) and he travels Worldwide Performing BIG shows and supporting bands such as: Bloc Party, Pendulum, Lady Gaga, Giles Peterson and so on at Various Music Festivals.

Chris cross way sick video trailer of his performances - He actually has lots of really cool performance videos on his YouTube Channel.

Watch out for The Chris Cross Show in your Town!

Full Diary is on his website: www.chris-cross.co.uk
Chris also has a youtube channel that showcases the madness - Chris Cross UK contortionist - Check it out

A few other sites that he keeps

FB Group: http://www.facebook.com/chriscrossentertainment
Twitter: www.twitter.com/TheChrisCross

Check him out!

I skipped the bottom and got rigt into the top

10.# (remember, it gets worse as we go down the list) Naked Protein Zone Banana

480 cals,3 grams of fat and 70 grams of sugar.This “should be good for ‘ya” drink actually boasts 160 more calories yet almost half the protien of a 6-oz sirloin steak.

#9 The Dunkin Donuts “Reduced Calorie” Berry Smoothie.

Yes folks… this is reduced calorie by Dunkin’s standard!490 calories4 g fat (2.5 g saturated fat)97 g carbohydrates83 g sugarsSeemsDunkin can fool people into thinking that this may be OK with the words “reduced calorie” in the title.. You know we have a health “craze” in fast food and every chain is trying that slick play on words. The phrase is meaningless without a comparison item and the empty calories in this “dietetic” beverage actually put the Quarter Pounder to shame. Yep, there are more calories in the diet smoothie than there are in the diet crushing Quarter Pounder!

#8 Sonic Route Large Lemon-Berry Cream Slush (20 ounces)

630 calories15 g fat(9 g saturated, 0.5 g trans)99 g sugars

That slushie is the equivalent of a full meal at most fast food drive thru’s.

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This is some funny shit for sure

Nike Air Yeezy - I like Nikes, but they really are gettin’ a bit out of control. This is some gay shit here.

and don’t forget the Nike Rainbow

Annonymous dude whose online photo album has him is some odd position, in every other shot. Seriously, WTF was he thinking by adding these to his Flicker stream?

 Jonas Brothers Southpark - enough said.

Sexy Spec… i.e. Spectacular, I think thats what he says. This is some funny gay ass shit. No idea if he’s serious about this or being comedic, hopefully it’s the latter. Either way it’s gay ass shit for sure.Sexy Spec doing the “I know you want me” grind

and the top prize for Gayest Shit on the Web goes to drumroll… KeithFromUpDaBlock trying to out do Sexy Spec

Reason #1 - You may get crazy sick and puke your guts out of your nose while your BFF is taping it all.

Reason # 2 - Faceplant, ooohhh a hard one, OK ,maybe this shit isn’t as funny as it looks? Nope, it’s some funny shit.

Reason #3 - You begin thinking you look cool

Reason #4 - The whole pee one yourself while sick wasted.

Reason #5 - You may begin to think you are Santa Clause, minus the materialistic presents.

Reason #6 - Straight failure at drinking.

Reason #7 - Your bros have too much time on their hands and a deep love of porcupines.

Reason #8 - Your bros have too much time on their hands and no love for porcupines. Fuzzy Bunnies all de way.

Reason #9 - Your kid begins to emulate you.

Reason #10 - Your DUI mugshot looks as silly as this. What is up ? Can’t look badass with your tongue wagging… OK, Mike Tyson still looks like a bad ass.

Reason # 11 - 1 over my10 reason limit, but WTF? This could be your redneck brother taking family portraits.

Come on… we all know this one, Fo sure.

As always, Sarah puts on a confusing show with too many words that no one but Todd can figure out.

“ Hollywood needs to know, we eat, therefore we hunt.“…  ahh Sarah, debate was over wolves, not sure who eats wolves.

“the cold though, doesn’t it split the Cheechakos from the Sourdoughs? And then in the summertime such extreme summertime about a hundred and fifty degrees hotter than just some months ago, than just some months from now” WTF is she trying to say?

Crazy Videos - Sara Palin Greatest Hits

and there is David Letterman trying to explain it all

The full Sarah Palin rambling session is below, getting through the 2000+ words is a bit painful.

What an absolutely beautiful day it is, and it is my honor to speak to all Alaskans, to our Alaskan family this last time as your governor. And it is always great to be in Fairbanks. The rugged rugged hardy people that live up here (more…)

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In the last few years, they have been in the news as some of the group achieved political power. The group fights, sometimes guerrilla style against what it believes is oppression and soldiers hide their rifles under their red ponchos. What they are trying to do may be a good thing for the people, but their methods of getting their men all riled up is a bit on the sick side. This video is some really sad shit and very hard to watch for anyone that loves dogs.

The video shows dogs being hung by the neck and decapitated with a knife. No matter what the cause, this is wrong, dog executions.

“The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.” Mahatma Gandhi

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