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Sick Video of a Seriously Close Call between woman and train

six — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:23:00 +0000

Sickly Lucky! This video came out 2 days ago. Seems a woman stumbled around the subway station and fell in the path of a train. Talk about about being very lucky. Fox got this from surveillance footage, they say. The woman is either drugged, drunk, a bit crazy, or just a wee bit suicidal, really, I have no idea. Either way, lucky beyond belief. Sick videos of a close call…

Gayest Shit on the Web - Top 5 or Close to it

six — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 01:32:44 +0000

Nike Air Yeezy - I like Nikes, but they really are gettin’ a bit out of control. This is some gay shit here.

and don’t forget the Nike Rainbow

Annonymous dude whose online photo album has him is some odd position, in every other shot. Seriously, WTF was he thinking by adding these to his Flicker stream?

Jonas Brothers Southpark - enough said.

Sexy Spec… i.e. Spectacular, I think thats what he says. This is some funny gay ass shit. No idea if he’s serious about this or being comedic, hopefully it’s the latter. Either way it’s gay ass shit for sure.

Sexy Spec doing the “I know you want me” grind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfwoUNwMR_E

and the top prize for Gayest Shit on the Web goes to drumroll…

KeithFromUpDaBlock trying to out do Sexy Spec

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSoiau6kaYo

Top 10 Reasons to Stop Drinking

six — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 06:16:27 +0000

Alright, here are the top 10 reasons to maybe quit while you are ahead.. or not. No one really likes a quitter, but this is some crazy shit that no one wants a part of, especially when topless chicks are not involved.

Reason #1 - You may get crazy sick and puke your guts out of your nose while your BFF is taping it all.

Reason # 2 - Faceplant, ooohhh a hard one, OK ,maybe this shit isn’t as funny as it looks? Nope, it’s some funny shit.

Reason #3 - You begin thinking you look cool

Reason #4 - The whole pee one yourself while sick wasted.

Reason #5 - You may begin to think you are Santa Clause, minus the materialistic presents.

Reason #6 - Straight failure at drinking.

Reason #7 - Your bros have too much time on their hands and a deep love of porcupines.

Reason #8 - Your bros have too much time on their hands and no love for porcupines. Fuzzy Bunnies all de way.

Reason #9 - Your kid begins to emulate you.

Reason #10 - Your DUI mugshot looks as silly as this. What is up ? Can’t look badass with your tongue wagging… OK, Mike Tyson still looks like a bad ass.

Reason # 11 - 1 over my10 reason limit, but WTF? This could be your redneck brother taking family portraits.

Funny Shit

six — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:42:51 +0000

This video made by The Onion has circulated all around the Internet, but, DAMN, the shit’s funny so here it is again for anyone who may have missed it. Another sick video, sick funny, that is. The Onions skit on Sony’s new “piece of shit“.

Come on… we all know this one, Fo sure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ

William Shatner Does Sarah Palin, Poem that is

six — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:44:15 +0000

William Shatner performs some Sarah Palin poetry on the Tonight Show. Finally, it all makes sense, Thanks William! - funny shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgiqSNNuhQg

Sarah Palin Resigns

six — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:47:34 +0000

This was a sad weekend for comedy writers, Sarah Palin resigned in Alaska. For a final laugh, she did give us a farewell speech that may live on for many years to come, in late night television.

As always, Sarah puts on a confusing show with too many words that no one but Todd can figure out.

“ Hollywood needs to know, we eat, therefore we hunt.“… ahh Sarah, debate was over wolves, not sure who eats wolves.

“the cold though, doesn’t it split the Cheechakos from the Sourdoughs? And then in the summertime such extreme summertime about a hundred and fifty degrees hotter than just some months ago, than just some months from now” WTF is she trying to say?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssiRPMkoGKQ

Crazy Videos - Sara Palin Greatest Hits

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrzXLYA_e6E

and there is David Letterman trying to explain it all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FerQLfJao5Q

The full Sarah Palin rambling session is below, getting through the 2000+ words is a bit painful.

What an absolutely beautiful day it is, and it is my honor to speak to all Alaskans, to our Alaskan family this last time as your governor. And it is always great to be in Fairbanks. The rugged rugged hardy people that live up here (more…)

Chick Fight

six — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 17:55:22 +0000

Chick fight for sure and I believe the chick got the upper hand in this brawl or at least was able to squeak load enough to make the monitor say F this shit and walk away from his fiesty lunch. I wonder how dinner time went.

Bolivia’s Red Ponchos and decapitated Dogs

six — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:56:59 +0000

The Red Ponchos are a very old, grassroots, military group on Bolivia. They are made up of mostly a single tribe of native indians. The Aymara people, represent about a third of Bolivia. The group sports red ponchos and carries outdated weapons when threatened.

In the last few years, they have been in the news as some of the group achieved political power. The group fights, sometimes guerrilla style against what it believes is oppression and soldiers hide their rifles under their red ponchos. What they are trying to do may be a good thing for the people, but their methods of getting their men all riled up is a bit on the sick side. This video is some really sad shit and very hard to watch for anyone that loves dogs.

The video shows dogs being hung by the neck and decapitated with a knife. No matter what the cause, this is wrong, dog executions.

“The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.” Mahatma Gandhi

Asia still eating their dogs

six — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:13:29 +0000

There has been so much controversy over the too sick practice of eating dogs. Talk about some sick food.

Some countries like the Philippines have outlawed the practice and made dog meat illegal (too bad no one enforces it)

This is just wrong, the sick video below shows the treatment of the dogs before being slaughtered. Sick Shit for sure. Many of them are totally abused and beaten before being sliced and diced into soup. In one of these videos, the fool hangs the poor tortured dog. WTF?

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When you are just too old for the itty bitty bikini, you end up with sick shit.

six — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:57:43 +0000

Yikes, hope my granny never did this shit! The boob job ain’t helping the situation either.