tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43187950996572558102012-01-28T12:00:59.480+08:00Where everything's out of controlJzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10617205987245140728noreply@blogger.comBlogger365125jzphttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4318795099657255810.post-29853549283977666252011-04-22T18:49:00.001+08:002011-04-22T23:43:51.146+08:002011-04-22T23:43:51.146+08:00

If you've ever asked this question in your life,     Why 2nd? You might ask. Because the first question would definitely be no other than bunch of retards asking     Get a life noobs.   Anyway back to the topic, I tried to use the almighty Google to find the answers, but 90% of the answers are the fans, especially girls, saying     Then I was like     Please, Justin Bieber

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Hai people it's me kicking asses again. First of all I'd like to say,     If you find that line familiar to you, no, I'm not imitating this girl.     Ok maybe yes, but that's not the point. Anyway, continue my message to Beeber.   I didn't watch more than 2 videos of you from Youtube, didn't memorize all the lyrics of your songs ( tho they're easy and go with pointless "baby baby baby

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Do you know what would a lecturer do when he or she cannot use the word "stupid" on the monkeys whom their parents pay to the college?   What my lecturer did yesterday was she drew a complex graph and asked us a question, when no one knew the answer, she said this with a smile on her face:   "Use common sense lah!"   Others didn't get her but I was like:     Pissed, I forgive her and

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You know, whenever I heard of the term "Friday" recently, I would go     Then I couldn't help myself and went     Yes, I have Black Fever! Not the Visceral Leishmaniasis (?) disease's Black Fever (click), it's Rebecca Black's Friday Fever!     And fuck off Grammar Nazi, both Rebecca and I are singing "Weee! Weee! Weee! So excited! Wee! So excited!" which is grammatically correct!

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Hi, this is Jack back in actions.     Yes, still the same shits. The same pyjamas, the same background, the same kindergarten curtain, and the same asshole right here.   It's been such a long time and I ( not really ) miss you guys! I guess you people can understand that sometimes shit happens in life, and it did happen to me, pretty much explained why I'd disappeared in blogsphere and

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After abandoning my blog for so long, I’m finally here although I don’t really have anything to write on. Seriously life has been pretty plain for me, all I did for the previous weeks was either studying or doing assignments. Okay not really. But I don’t think people here would like to listen to me talking about how many good foods I have eaten, how many times I have my voice broken in Redbox or

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Professor Jack has made a post about why should girls stay single that explains why guys suck nowadays (click). After reading it, a friend of his actually asked him to write about why should guys stay single as well. The time, however, is a little bit rush for him, so he didn’t conduct a statistical research like last time. Anyway, still, he has come to a conclusion:   Girls do not match the

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Yesterday was Andrew' birthday, and you can tell how important it is for me when you see me had my beard shaved.     I love my beard (yes I don’t care what the heck you girls think), and I only shave them for something really important. That’s why you can see (which you cannot) I didn’t shave since the Nuffnang party. -------------- Anyway, back to the title. Although some people think

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Forgive my late update, you know, my life had been a little too busy (again) due to err, forget it.   I was invited as one of the 75 bloggers to the party with this post. I didn’t really expect I would get invited, especially when the post was like full of pictures like this, although it was initially written for the 3,000 bucks cash prize.     I was actually thinking of creatively

Jzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10617205987245140728noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4318795099657255810.post-36530875653458123722010-09-25T14:17:00.001+08:002010-09-25T14:17:54.464+08:002010-09-25T14:17:54.464+08:00

I know I know I’ve been disappearing from here for ages, but hey! I have a lot of serious things to do okay? And when I say serious things, I mean things like studying and doing assignments, look at my white hairs.     But damn, I know no one is going to believe me (which you’re probably right), people always think that my white hairs are contributed by thinking too much of 18sx shits.  

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So I’m not going to use any word in this post since some people say that I’m noisy. Of course, the words before the next full stop are not considered as “words”.   ---------------------------------     ---------------------------------       ---------------------------------       ---------------------------------       ---------------------------------       ---------

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I haven’t been blogging daily for ages, so when you see me blogging again within 24 hours like RIGHT NOW, there must be something wrong with me. (Although some people believe that there is always something wrong with me.)   --------------------------------   Anyway, today will be a short one.   Actually I was inspired a friend from blogsphere, Chris. Somehow, I used to feel that he and I

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Yes, it’s been a gay long time since my last update.   Although I was actually messing with shitload of dumbass assignments, but believe me, I actually planned for this post like 1 or 2 weeks ago, but somehow I ran out of bandwidth and my internet turned into 2kb/s until today. Seriously, how can a living person lives with only 6G of data usage per month. Damn Maxis.   ----------------------

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It’s almost 3am in the morning and you guess what I’m doing,     Holy crap! You didn’t see me wrong nor I was bluffing you like your mum said she would buy you a lollipop if you study.   It’s just that all the girls people have already gone offline and I guess it’s the time for me to utilise the textbooks as I spent bucks on em and now they’re still looking so new like they can be put

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Forgive me for not updating for quite a time, was and am kinda busy lately, busy playing games.   Anyway, plus the life in KL is pretty plain, nothing significant actually happened besides my new hair cut.     Okay shut the shit out I know what are you going to say, ‘it doesn’t suit you’, ‘WHY SO SHORT’, ‘you look like a dick’ and etc. At least my parents would be happy to see that, and when

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Ohai! Finally I make a post again, after so long of settling down in KL. Trust me, you cannot imagine how thick the dust can be for just one month here, so I had been cleaning up my rooms, messing with college stuffs, and building a Playboy Mansion.   Yes, a Playboy Mansion.     People in Malaysia are rarely exposed to this bunny logo (I think LOL) because our kind and good and clean and

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For your information, I’m already back to KL, which you can tell from my 2,000 years old Langkawi pyjamas and my kindergarten’s curtains,       so don’t expect me to blog that much as I’ll be freaking busy (which I doubt) okay?   Anyway days earlier I went through the Funny Things You Do on Facebook in Kenwooi Blog and decided to make an extended version aka this post and rename it as

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Okay finally day three. Do you know why three days? Because only with a 3 days 2 nights trip, you are allowed to ‘export’ duty free liquors from Langkawi Island.   So on the day three, we went to the Wildlife Park or Bird Park or whatever.   There are a lot of birds in there.   Okay maybe these are not birds… or maybe they are? I should have watched Discovery Channel more. And

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Okay, I purposely separate the post into three parts. I know it bores you, but choi arh? LMAO!   So on the day two, I was disturbed to wake up early in the morning to mess with the pario/pariuh/whatever-shit the girls bought on the previous night. They look nice, though it didn’t worth my sleep time.   After everything was prepared we took a speed boat and started the islands hopping.

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If you were wondering why the world seemed to be more peaceful days earlier, Jack went for a trip.     Yes, with friends, I went to Pulau Langkawi. I always thought Pulau Langkawi is a creepy place where only those desperate Angmo’s would go for no reason. But after I have evolved, I’m pretty much willing to go there regularly. No worries if you didn’t get me, you will know later.  

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People say that I have been going out nonstop since I came back from KL, and that’s so not true.   Yes, I hanged out a lot for the first two weeks but on last week, I had been a good kid, helping my parents, doing house works, feeding dogs, cleaning their dung. Okay not really but that’s not the point, the point is I stayed at home for a whole damn week, until I looked like this.      

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After such a long time, we were there again, at the Golden BBQ Steamboat.     It was really awesome to have the same bunch of friends there again, it brought up some memories when we were still studying together. We used to go there after class, or celebrate someone’s birthday.     Well, we have been supporting it for some reasons. You see, it’s the only place that allows us to sit

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Ohai! I finally visited my own blog after days, forgive me I have been having tight schedule since I came back from KL. So if you wanna date Jack before he goes back to KL, please make appointment earlier to his secretary, aka Jack himself.   *Back to the title*   Anyway I went out with another bunch of friends to have dinner and some drinks after that.   *Finally the all-in-1 picture

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Ohai! You know it’s hard to see me here when I’m having my holiday, somehow I’m always too free during exams and busy during holidays, so appreciate it. Well it cannot be said as a party anyway, just the same bunch of great friends, and a creepy lecturer of us, had some sound breaking ceiling dropping ordinary singings in Redbox, oh okay, this emotion is not every

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Don’t ask me why I didn’t update, wireless in my home fucked up and this laptop had been sleeping for one whole week, new record.   *Back to the title*   It’s been 30 years, I mean 3 months, since I left Penang. And now, the asshole is back! Well, whether the asshole is constructive or destructive to Penang is another case.   First of all, congratulation to myself for finishing my final. If

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