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Siyasat Daano Ki Jaale Degriyan Hoti Hain Magar

Asif Z*rdari Ka Birth Certeficate Jali Nikal Aya Ha:

-Express News-

“Har Harami Par Nazar”..

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___________

Roz-e-Hashar me

be-khof

ghuss jaon ga JANNAT me,

Wahin sy aaey thy “AADAM” wo mery baap ka ghar hy

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JAWAB-E-SHIKWA:

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In amaal k sath tu jannat ka talabgar hai kya?

Wahan se nikalay gaye they ADAM to teri okat hai kya.!

Allama Iqbal.

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“NAMAZ” Bhi Jaldi Main Parhte Hain log

Phir Se “GUNAH”

Karne K Liye…!ì

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za*dari nay 2 bachian America ko supply kar dian

or paisay abhi tak nahi millay

Express news

Har dalay pay nazar

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SArdar : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha

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Russian Zuban ki galiyan..

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Döhcrädäm

Äitohc

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Ywrahb

yekirsohb

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Larki Sharma K Neche Dekhne Lagi To 1 Larka Bola,

Sir ye Behan Ki Lori “NaQal” Kar Rahi Hai.

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“”

Dekh subha ho gai hy,tujhy yad krty krty.

Gud…M..

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He thought that i will say “The Best”

But i just smiled and said “Nothing Compares”….

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Husband Ghusa Hua To BVBoli Me Kya Krti Faqeer NeKaha Kay

BBG Aisi Cheez DeDo Jo SahabK Istimal Me Na Ho

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]]> http://www.karosms.com/07/adult-sms-faqeer-bivi-kee-mar-raha-tha.html/feed 0 Papa 1 Larka bar bar ‘I Love U’ bolta ha http://www.karosms.com/07/love-sms-papa-1-larka-bar-bar-i-love-u-bolta-ha.html http://www.karosms.com/07/love-sms-papa-1-larka-bar-bar-i-love-u-bolta-ha.html#comments Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:01:25 +0000 Ashi http://www.karosms.com/?p=14662 Girl: Papa 1 Larka bar bar ‘I Love U’ bolta ha,

kiya karun?

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.

.

Father: Beta us se shadi kr le,

Zindagi mein agr dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena.

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“Aap ki yaad main 15 din main aadhi Mar gai hon

Aap Ghar kab aarahay hain?”

Husband: 15 din baad

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Ferrari,

BMW,

Accord,

OR

Corolla.

They are not able to Overtake a

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Aur

Mareez Me Kya Similarity

He.?

Doctor Nurse Pe

Aur

Mareez Farsh Pe Marta Hai.

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Aj un dosto se milne ko dil tarsta hai.

Har pal muskuraty thy jo chehra,

Aaj unhe dekhne ko dil tarasta hai.

Nafrat thi jis classrooms se,

Aaj wahan se guzarne ko dil tarasta hai.

Zindagi ke sabse haseen woh pal,

Aaj “sk0oL LIFE” phr se jeene ko dil krta hy…

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