Kawfeehaus

Nepo Babies in the New Year

Artist D — Sat, 24 Dec 2022 19:08:15 +0000

As a polar apocalypse descends upon them our hosts channel their best Madge & Bisket, hunkered down in their own private basement studio for a return to the airwaves. We haven’t heard from The Artist D and Ann Marie since May! They catch up on exercise, phones, Twitter, Mastodon, and the birth of Nepo Babies. D reads us out with a report of an 88 year old Frenchman with a WWI bomb stuck in his bum. Find out why on this episode!

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Pride Defined

Artist D — Sun, 22 May 2022 02:57:12 +0000

Artist D and Ann Marie often agree with Bill Maher most of the time, but sometimes he does channel someone stuck in time. Our hosts answer the question as to why more LGBTQ+ people keep landing on planet earth. Where are they coming from? Learn about all the sexualities, genders, and flags on this show. Prepare yourself, Pride is coming!

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Adventures in Wokeistan

Artist D — Sat, 16 Apr 2022 17:39:32 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie pack up the jeep for a drive through the confusing back roads of Wokeistan. It’s about parents trying to control their children’s identities more than ever. It’s the right going crazy on the left. It’s a bad easter egg hunt. It’s Jimmy Savile and Bill Maher. Tune in for details and try not to be offended!

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Springtime Morning

Artist D — Sat, 26 Mar 2022 18:07:27 +0000

Man dies after crashing into an 11-foot alligator. A perfect kick off to our hosts pondering the world as it now is. The hearings of KBJ, Ted Cruz’s favorite book, cancelling Russia, and some lady freaked out by olives. All this and Maury in our latest episode!

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Cancellation of War

Artist D — Sat, 26 Feb 2022 19:05:13 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie review the trending Twitter hashtag #WeShouldCancel. So many things to cancel, so little time, literally! What do people do during a war in the 21st century? Tweet! All this and Ann Marie’s “liking” behavior exposed on this episode!

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No Masks, No Bras, No Questions

Artist D — Sun, 13 Feb 2022 03:01:32 +0000

Our hosts can go maskless into a romantic Valentines Day weekend featuring the Super Bowl. Robot waiters are here and we’re not sure if they should have googly eyes. All that and rat COVID. Buckle up for another Kawfeehaus!

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Let Go and Let Gay

Artist D — Sun, 30 Jan 2022 04:10:53 +0000

Holy snowbomb! The east coast is awash with snow. Could it be climate change or just Elon Musk throwing space junk at the moon? Supply issues abound as Ann Marie grasps for more chicken. What’s so bad about Joe Rogan? By cancelling Spotify you’re only cancelling yourself! All that and David Archuletta’s lengthy mental breakdown, is up for discussion in the Kawfeehaus.

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It’s Fine

Artist D — Sat, 15 Jan 2022 18:44:30 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie are back like a COVID variant. Omicron is everywhere and our hosts are over it. So, instead they’ve been watching trash TV and having problems with the Sex and the City reboot. And just like that, French Dressing no longer has to follow FDA regulations. Cannibals rejoice at a vegan flesh alternative. All that and more! Catch up with what you’ve missed in this episode!

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100 Shows 100 Facts

Artist D — Sat, 27 Nov 2021 18:55:31 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie celebrate their 100th show with 100 facts. Did you know that everything is better with elephants? Perhaps you were too busy suffering from Boanthropy to notice. Bone up for your next Trivial Pursuit game on this episode.

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Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Artist D — Sat, 20 Nov 2021 18:51:46 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie look back at the history of pardoned birds, but find that pardoned bird names may be the big story! Do we live in a dystopia if it’s reality? What do you put inside of your turkey? These questions and more are answered within this episode.

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Sparkle Like Never Before

Artist D — Sun, 14 Nov 2021 03:17:11 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie (aka Sparkle Glitter-Bottom) string up the lights early for the Christmas seasons. It’s never too early when living in a hellscape. Our hosts deal with Daylight Savings Time, the booster shot, and what they’ll never forgive the Internet for. Don’t forget to tip your elf!

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Spooky Ooky Gooky

Artist D — Sat, 16 Oct 2021 20:52:00 +0000

Ann Marie is going Trunk or Treating, but The Artist D hates Trunk or Treating! Candy warnings, unsavory displays, and our least favorite Halloween tales are found in this week’s episode.

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Facepocalypse 21

Artist D — Sat, 09 Oct 2021 17:39:29 +0000

When Facebook and Instagram went down for five full hours this week the world was plunged into darkness. Find out what people did instead. Perhaps TikTok has the answers? Learn about the ridiculous school challenges our young adults are doing. All this and Dynomutt, too!

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Fashionable Jean Jackets and Chlamydia

Artist D — Sun, 03 Oct 2021 18:41:17 +0000

Pour yourselves another bowl of Booberry, it’s Autumn 2021 in the Kawfeehaus! The Artist D and Ann Marie review people going back to work only to find themselves on Zoom! Fashion has lost its mind when Artist D went shopping and found the tall jean jacketed male has returned. All this and Timothée Chalamet’s alleged chlamydia!

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iPhones and Ibuprofen

Artist D — Sat, 25 Sep 2021 18:15:17 +0000

Ann Marie’s epic iPhone experience unravels as she receives the coveted iPhone 13. Meanwhile, The Artist D is totally willing to buy into the Googling of the world as long as it brings the technological bathroom our hosts have always wanted. Other topics include things that embarrass you for no reason and how odd that is. Elvira is out of the closet and it’s bisexual awareness month??? Tune in to find out.

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Rude Solar Outbursts

Artist D — Sun, 19 Sep 2021 16:45:26 +0000

This week finds our hosts covering a stew pot of topics. Is an Internet Catastrophe on the horizon thanks to solar outbursts? The Artist D reviews Lil Nas X’s new album. Ann Marie brings us the top 10 animal sex facts. All this and cryogenic body theft! Take a break from reality by hearing about ours.

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Deja Vu All Over Again

Artist D — Sun, 12 Sep 2021 01:30:34 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie analyze why we always have to remember where we were when something happened! It’s the 20th anniversary of 9/11 and our hosts have some responsible yet challenging things to say. In other news they cover the Spanish Bishop who ran off with a satanic erotic fiction writer. All this and the new segment!

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Blood Curdling Scream

Artist D — Sat, 04 Sep 2021 19:29:41 +0000

Our hosts find themselves screaming into the void! The staggering confusion of our current world and the stupidity of the humans upon it. Dewormer, Republican Prayers, men jumping into barbed wire and dirty water. All of this while the Chinese communist party bans effeminate men. But at least you can still sue to get your porn collection back!

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COVID Continental Breakfast

Artist D — Tue, 31 Aug 2021 02:07:45 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie after an entire month off! Find out what they’ve been up to. Artist D traveled and learned you can judge a COVID community by their continental breakfast. Ann Marie got a Corgi puppy! All that and Big Foot in this episode.

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How to Keep the Flame Alive

Artist D — Sat, 24 Jul 2021 18:02:26 +0000

The Artist D & Ann Marie welcome Alison Brown to the coffee table as they discuss her podcast Keep the Flame Alive. If you didn’t like the Olympics, you probably will after this broadcast! There’s fashion, scandal, and anti-sex beds! What’s not to like!? Follow the Keep the Flame Alive podcast at FlameAlivePod.com!

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You Can’t Handle the Tooth

Artist D — Sun, 18 Jul 2021 02:10:14 +0000

A woman stole someone’s teeth right from out of their mouth! The Artist D and Ann Marie investigate the story of a woman who performed unlicensed dental surgery on a patient and took 13 teeth. The headlines lead us to dental fetishists and people who are hot for teeth. In other news, monkeypox is here and Ann Marie got a dog!

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Armageddon Outta Here

Artist D — Sun, 11 Jul 2021 17:31:30 +0000

Get the lawn chairs back out, there’s flooding in New York, quakes in the west, and freshly baked seafood on the beaches. No, really! Our hosts talk about people never learning their lesson and how we are on a crash course to becoming The Planet of the Apes.

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Ice Cream

Artist D — Sat, 03 Jul 2021 19:15:17 +0000

Where did it come from? Why do we eat so much of it? Do you like it sloppy, hard, or covered in sprinkles? The Artist D & Ann Marie discover some weird flavors and share all of their ice cream eccentricities. No sherbet for these two!

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When Aliens Land

Artist D — Sun, 27 Jun 2021 14:28:44 +0000

Congress released the UFO or UAP findings and our hosts are packing their bags, ready to be beamed up. Would you leave everything behind without telling anyone? The planet is on fire after all and there won’t be enough water for us soon. The Artist D and Ann Marie round out pride month be wondering if we’re really overthinking things.

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Waffles on the Roller Coaster

Artist D — Sun, 20 Jun 2021 01:08:23 +0000

How many waffles could you eat in one day? The Artist D and Ann Marie investigate what a Waffle House is. The world is swirling down the drain, so they look into the euthanasia roller coaster just in case. What is going on up in this Kawfeehaus!?

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Pride and Potato Salad

Artist D — Mon, 31 May 2021 02:03:32 +0000

Rainbow capitalism is afoot! Corporations have their claws deeper in Pride now than ever and it’s getting out of hand. Our hosts prepare for the parade and the potato salad. Summer has begun and they’re pretty upset about it.

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Sex and the Kawfeehaus

Artist D — Sat, 22 May 2021 17:48:17 +0000

Fully vaccinated and not ready to mingle, The Artist D and Ann Marie feel exposed without their masks! Our duo discusses the finer points of Sex and the City. There are many things to learn from the show like how NOT to act and what NOT to be embarrassed by. Be true to yourself! Other topics include Twitter nudists and mindful masturbation.

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Vaccinated Chicken Wings

Artist D — Sun, 02 May 2021 03:22:14 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie are on their way to fully vaccinated status. Hear the tales as they await the growth of their tails. The world is running out of chicken and what’s with the menthol cigarette ban? What’s next? Flavored condoms!?

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Living on the Brink of Decaffeination

Artist D — Sat, 24 Apr 2021 18:30:18 +0000

The world is always teetering on the brink of destruction. We’re only one step away from running out of animals to eat or gasoline to fuel our crafts. Britain is having an excrement problem and there have been more gender reveal explosions. All that and so much more is happening this week!

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Autism Education and Stupid Social Norms

Artist D — Sun, 18 Apr 2021 18:19:48 +0000

During this Autism Awareness Month our hosts educate themselves on what is or is not a “disability”. All of what we are can become our greatest strength depending on how you look at it. And isn’t it all about social norms anyway? Artist D and Ann Marie go down the list!

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Seasoning Cube Vaccination

Artist D — Sat, 10 Apr 2021 17:39:18 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie investigate a new trend of injecting seasoning cubes to enlarge parts of the body. Speaking of injectables, have you received your vaccine yet? Scientists also state the world is going down the tubes. We’ll talk about that and Coded Bias all in this episode!

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Twerking on the Devil

Artist D — Sun, 28 Mar 2021 18:03:21 +0000

The Artist D & Ann Marie are having a cup of Chemex coffee this week as they discuss the core of a human problem. Find out what’s at the heart of all issues as people complain about Lil Nas X’s new music video. What makes people freak out about stuff that doesn’t matter while ignoring all the stuff that does?

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What Stinks?

Artist D — Sat, 20 Mar 2021 19:40:57 +0000

It’s been a bad week for horny cartoon skunks from the 40’s and men. The Artist D and Ann Marie discuss the Pepe Le Pew controversy and Governor Cuomo’s allegations. A perfect flow right into the Allen v. Farrow documentary, but what about the stories being told from the other side? Can we really keep putting a band-aid on the problem and not dismantle the problems at the root? What is the root and where are our superheros?

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Pizza Dip and Sex Therapy

Artist D — Sat, 13 Mar 2021 19:36:15 +0000

Artist D and Ann Marie are waiting to be financially stimulated. They don’t do pizza dip, but they may do sex therapy. Ann Marie tells us about her visit to the ER and our hosts debate what happens in dark rooms.

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Get a Shave, the World is on Fire

Artist D — Sat, 06 Mar 2021 18:47:18 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie discuss the importance of starting the day off watching other people shave. The truth about The Potato Head Family and Dr. Seuss’ cancelled books leads our hosts down a rabbit hole of realism while people cling to the past. Additional topics include the finer points of being embarrassed.

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Midlife Crisis with Mole People

Artist D — Sat, 27 Feb 2021 20:40:57 +0000

Ann Marie has hit the wall and demands to get her spark back. She details her realization which may be the biggest midlife crisis she has had to date. Meanwhile D tells stories of being forever in crisis, because that is the Artist’s way. Our hosts take a close look at Mole People living under our cities, in the dark, and ponder the broken system, the onion that is our society.

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Society is Risky Business

Artist D — Sat, 20 Feb 2021 19:07:22 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie travel down a winding road of loosely connected thoughts from this week. Society is risky business and if you’re not careful you could be wiped out or bitten by a bear in the behind (while in an outhouse in Alaska).

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Be Kind Not Innocent

Artist D — Sat, 13 Feb 2021 20:13:10 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie are feeling the week and talking about people’s feelings. The 21st Century may be the age of the innocent, but is it still their fault? Artist D thinks you can’t blame everything on the monster, we are responsible for being aware. Conversations of kindness abound, just don’t be innocent on planet Earth.

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A Brand of Kink

Artist D — Sat, 06 Feb 2021 19:02:31 +0000

Trigger warning, The Artist D and Ann Marie take a deep look into the world of kink, consent, and responsibility. This week’s headlines about Armie Hammer, Marilyn Mason, and John Weaver lead our hosts down a rabbit hole of why people do the things they do and why you think it’s wrong.

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Hotdog of the Sea

Artist D — Sat, 30 Jan 2021 18:40:38 +0000

Just like Subways Tuna is allegedly not real, neither is anything else! The Artist D and Ann Marie discuss how most food isn’t real (just like reality). Don’t you know where your fish has been swimming or your cow has been eating!? Other topics include James Bond’s phone and how it is not OK to not be OK!

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Pardon Us

Artist D — Sun, 24 Jan 2021 20:30:15 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie beg your pardon while they review the list of 143 people the previous President of the USA pardoned. Our pair continue to debate what’s so bad about the Biden Executive Orders. How come nobody likes doing good things for people? All that and a report direct from a nurse who has finished her COVID-19 vaccines.

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Vore in the DM’s

Artist D — Sun, 17 Jan 2021 04:44:43 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie wander into the alleged NSFW DM’s of Armie Hammer. They’re here for it and are awaiting Armie’s call. Topics organically lead from fantasy cannibalism to the real thing as D tells the story of Armin Meiwes. Pass the liver and fava beans!

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Capitol Hill Cooties

Artist D — Sat, 09 Jan 2021 19:47:22 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie share their unique perspectives on this week’s insurrection events. Have we dodged a complete coupe or only delayed the inevitable madness? Artist D discusses the Hitleresque parallels and Ann Marie cannot turn off CNN. Our hosts definitely think Twitter is a good thing, not just for doomscrolling.

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Giant Penguins with Reuben Sandwiches

Artist D — Sat, 02 Jan 2021 20:58:44 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie start out 2021 with a mixed bag prediction show. Our hosts take a look at this year’s Nostradamus and Baba Vanga predictions, as well as some of their very own. Will Penguins finally return to their original giant form? Will humans survive to see the 30th Century? Listen to find out!

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Boy Questions

Artist D — Sat, 26 Dec 2020 20:20:18 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie round out 2020 with more questions, this time for boys (but not really). Artist D is puzzled by human behavior when reacting to news in the recent week. Other topics include preserving mom’s tattoos after death! Gird your loins.

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Girl Questions

Artist D — Sat, 19 Dec 2020 19:02:58 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie haven’t had any Christmas cookies yet, but did find lists of fun questions to close out the year. D asks Ann Marie all the “Girl Questions”, although we don’t know what’s so girl about them. Get to know our hosts even more on this episode!

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Activism is More than Pressing Like

Artist D — Sat, 12 Dec 2020 19:03:46 +0000

What has happened will happen again, and again! The Artist D and Ann Marie take a look at sugar replacements, the Chicago 7, and the repetitious world of activism on Twitter. All that plus a pooping Flamingo Christmas toy.

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We Are Monolithic

Artist D — Sat, 05 Dec 2020 18:41:44 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie are getting monolithic up in the studio. Human behavior has gone berserk and the alien monoliths on earth are making it even worse. Have you seen your Instagram algorithm lately? But we’re so grateful for Elliot Page!

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Cheeseburgers and Apes

Artist D — Sat, 28 Nov 2020 19:32:23 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie report in on their Thanksgiving stuffings. The Artist D got lost in a cheeseburger pizza which was way better than waiting 14 hours in line at In-n-Out Burger like they did in Colorado! Santa is behind plexiglass and there’s a silver obelisk in the Utah desert. Our hosts prognosticate while a planet of apes flock toward the shiny object.

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Murderous Pilgrims Eating Seals

Artist D — Sat, 21 Nov 2020 18:34:57 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie gather around the Thanksgiving table to look back at murderous pilgrims who ate seals. Unfortunately these guys also didn’t wear PPE masks because they spread plagues and killed the Native Americans. These Thanksgiving facts prevail on another educational episode.

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Put Some Ketchup on It

Artist D — Sat, 14 Nov 2020 18:52:10 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie argue the benefits of ketchup and what foods it should cover. Thanksgiving’s favorite side dishes are discussed as our hosts review winning ballot questions across the country that are making positive changes. They love pancakes.

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A Political Relief

Artist D — Sat, 07 Nov 2020 19:13:09 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie are feeling the weight lifted as Joe Biden is announced President-elect right while they do the show! Our dynamic duo take a serious look at why it makes a difference and what it means to so many people. It looks like we might be drinking Starbucks for the rest of our lives!

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Breaking All the Rules

Artist D — Sun, 01 Nov 2020 20:27:00 +0000

This week Artist D and Ann Marie cross all traditional lines. They may have even listened to Christmas music in October! It’s the Day of the Dead and our hosts recap what was and what is to come. Grab some dark meat and get your RuPaul Jammies on, there is definitely tinsel on the pumpkin.

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Politics, Leather Dogs, and Dick Cages (Oh my!)

Artist D — Sat, 24 Oct 2020 05:42:33 +0000

The Artist D & Ann Marie think people act pretty strange. From those who think the political debate are great to others who get offended at a dominatrix walking her pup. Our hosts discuss the top killer of birds, cages for genitalia, and butt plugs. This show was a Trick or Treat bag of important content!

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Deep Fake State

Artist D — Sat, 17 Oct 2020 17:50:49 +0000

Deep Fakes appear throughout history and we’ve in fact been raised on a Fake Education, from a rampaging Columbus to an airbrushed Abe Lincoln! The Artist D & Ann Marie look into the horrors of deep fake pornography and the perception of being exposed against your will to the public. In other news D learns to ride a motorcycle and a Louisiana Pastor had way too much fun at church this week.

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Textualist Buttheads

Artist D — Sat, 10 Oct 2020 18:18:46 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie debate the latest vice presidential debate in the US. D explains why people can’t handle the truth even if they thought they could. The Green New Deal, Fracking, Textualism, and Originalism are investigated. A debate on sameness and the killing of context.

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The Dangers of the Wet Leaf

Artist D — Sat, 03 Oct 2020 17:53:50 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie learn the dangers of the wet leaf while looking at all the national days of today including Boyfriend Day, Leaf Day, and Virus Appreciation Day. Who is your imaginary boyfriend that you’d like to go leaf peeping with? Current events are covered with Republican party Coronavirus speculation.

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Pumpkin Mac n Cheese n Civil Rights

Artist D — Sat, 26 Sep 2020 17:57:12 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie discuss the iceberg of civil rights in America. There’s a lot below the surface that no one is paying any attention to. This show features an analysis of the Breonna Taylor case. Leading to a book review of another iceberg topic, A Renegade History of America by Thaddeos Russel. Things that make us go “hmm” and ponder the true mental acuity of the human population. If you can’t work the naked ballot, what can you work?

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The 2020 Hellmouth Opens

Artist D — Sat, 19 Sep 2020 17:54:17 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie need a vacation, but they can’t leave the Kawfeehaus! It’s their 50th episode and they spend it reflecting on all things 2020. This week has been a crash bang wallop all in the shadow of Chris Evans’ member.

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Let’s Play Video Games

Artist D — Sun, 13 Sep 2020 18:25:54 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie celebrate Video Game Day with a look at the top video games of our time. It’s a nice autumn day out, Artist D has perfected his pumpkin spice latte recipe, and the west coast is going down in flames. Get out your Atari, Nintendo, Sega, and be careful not to die of dysentery!

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Come On Fall

Artist D — Sat, 05 Sep 2020 18:20:22 +0000

It’s back to school and what a better time to discuss GenZ than after Artist D has finished reading iGen. Some interesting observations abound about this very safe almost pilgrim-like generation. Ann Marie can’t wait for fall and really wants to get off the Zoom call. Plus our dynamic duo dissect a pumpkin spice dream.

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Plowed on the Radio

Artist D — Sat, 29 Aug 2020 17:55:21 +0000

A mouthy housewife and an artist walk into a coffee house to talk about Cardi B’s WAP and all the sex songs that came before it. Our hosts reflect upon Republican and Conservative values, the DNC vs. RNC, polyamorous relationships, and the benefits of having a thruple.

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Doing the Echo Chamber Smash

Artist D — Sun, 23 Aug 2020 18:45:51 +0000

Careful, your statistician is showing! The Artist D and Ann Marie review the bubbles within the bubbles. How many people are you really addressing (and letting influence you) on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook? Artist D delves into some fascinating new Generation Z statistics too. Those responsible young people!

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The Libertarian Agenda

Artist D — Sat, 15 Aug 2020 18:12:13 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie research the Libertarian party. They’ve heard some things on Twitter and are determined to debunk some myths n’ mysteries. To learn more about the Libertarian party visit LP.org.

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The World is an Onion

Artist D — Sat, 08 Aug 2020 18:41:41 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie peel back the layers of history. The truth is that there is so much wrong that it may never be right. Find out where we all went astray during this coffee talk filled with Deep Thought.

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Conspiracy, Hypocrisy, and Hoax

Artist D — Sat, 01 Aug 2020 17:52:33 +0000

There’s so much distraction in the world that we can’t imagine what is going on behind the scenes. The Artist D and Ann Marie dig around in the sandbox of government conspiracies with elections, demon semen, and the mail.

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Mars Attacks our Studio

Artist D — Sat, 25 Jul 2020 16:30:00 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie brace themselves for an alien invasion. Off-world vehicles have been reported and it’s just what we can expect in The Days of Rona. Topics include Crop Circles, coin shortages, stimulus packages, and people standing in hair at McDonald’s.

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Pickles and Cake by the Ocean

Artist D — Sat, 18 Jul 2020 18:11:55 +0000

Find out our The Artist D and Ann Marie’s pickle obsessions. Is everything really cake? That bothers our hosts. Other topics include Walter Mercado, The Notorious RBG, and incandescent light bulbs. What’s the bright idea??? Mucho, mucho, amor!

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Transgender Disclosure

Artist D — Sat, 11 Jul 2020 17:46:18 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie educate themselves on trans representation. Where do we draw the line on a person learning vs a person being insulting? Is our current society too sensitive or do they have a point? Trans rights, black lives matter, and the whole Pride Parade is included in this episode.

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Living in a Cancel Culture

Artist D — Sat, 04 Jul 2020 18:05:57 +0000

Artist D and Ann Marie are digging into cancel culture. Talking the lives of Shane Dawson, Jeffree Star, Jenna Marbles, and Sharon Needles. What’s it all about? Context is important as they look back at our history, Shirley Q Liquor. Then our duo ponder the most important question of the week, “Where is RuPaul?!” Has he self-cancelled?

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That’s Monumental

Artist D — Sat, 27 Jun 2020 19:51:18 +0000

History was built by miserable horrible people, so where do we draw the line with the statues and monuments? Is there a point where we tear it down, put the past in the past, and decide to proceed as wonderful people? COVID-19 is sweeping the nation like never before and the people are really stamping their feet out there. Pour yourself a Kawfee, unplug from reality and plug into The Artist D and Ann Marie.

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Miss Understood

Artist D — Sat, 13 Jun 2020 18:28:44 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie set the record straight about nasty people, meteorites, and all of the movements we see these days. All that and Carol’s pigeon Jerome.

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Lost in Space with Robert E Lee

Artist D — Sat, 06 Jun 2020 17:43:24 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie go to space! The launch of two old white dues into space brings our hosts plenty of future space missions to discuss. You can now sign up for a Rideshare to orbit! We’re ready to go to Mars but the people of Earth need to remove that Robert E Lee statue first.

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As the World Burns

Artist D — Wed, 03 Jun 2020 16:59:15 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie ponder the world on fire. Protests, freedom, justice, #blacklivesmatter, and our current Presidential problems are all up for discussion. To think the humans cannot get beyond the simplest baselines of humanity in the 21st Century. Our hosts envision a better world over coffee.

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Pot Pie People

Artist D — Sat, 23 May 2020 18:03:31 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie make further discoveries during this week’s broadcast. Did you know that Pot Roast is made in a pot? Regional dishes, mail-in voting, and the mental health of secluded quarantiners comes up for debate.

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Zoom Zoom in the Boom Boom Room

Artist D — Sat, 16 May 2020 17:57:29 +0000

The creatures of Earth are leaving their homes and mingling with each other again. How do our hosts feel about returning to society? They discuss that and Ann Marie’s Zoom Fatigue, along with many other Alien topics. It’s all packed into this psychotic or neurotic episode. Whichever one Artist D may be, you can decide!

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Don’t Take Your Mama Out

Artist D — Sat, 09 May 2020 17:55:58 +0000

The miracle cure of distance is discussed as some people think it’s safe to return to cubicle work and restaurants. Don’t take your mama out for Mother’s Day, it’ll kill her! Murder Hornets make their first appearance as Artist D and Ann Marie learn some interesting facts. These hornets are harvesting organs and it isn’t to make lamp shades! Netflix’s Hollywood comes at a time for perfect comparison to the history of the stupid Earthlings. Learn how we could have had it so much better if we just stopped being so self-centered! The coffee is a particularly fabulous blend this morning.

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Drag Herstory and Tucking 101

Artist D — Sat, 02 May 2020 19:35:51 +0000

The Artist D and Ann Marie do Drag! This week’s discussion delved into Drag History (or Herstory) educating the masses. Ann Marie learns the art of drag and tucking. Has there been a cultural change because of Drag Race? Are CIS women allowed? This show is packed with information and resources for you to spend hours afterward going down a dragtastic rabbit hole.

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Placebos in the Barnyard

Artist D — Sat, 25 Apr 2020 18:31:52 +0000

In this week’s fresh cuppa our hosts discover that the victors really do try to rewrite history, right now in front of our very eyes! The barnyard wall is changing and the Mayor of Las Vegas has signed us up for the placebo test. Artist D outlines the Electoral College and brings several facts to the floor. Get your entertainment and education all in the same place.

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