REPRESENT

Hate Obsession

2010-03-10T12:49:00.004-05:00

I'm obsessed with Lady Gaga, and it's not a good obsession, it's what I call a hate obsession. There's love obsession (I love obsess Kate Moss) and then there's hate obsession (I hate obsess Gaga). It's a thin line.

Here is a promo pic of Lady Gaga for her upcoming "Telephone" video. That pic just proves to me that she's really, really fucking ugly. She looks like a transvestite, a very bad one. The guy in the goatee behind her is prettier. There are trannies out there who put tranny Gaga to shame. Ha, I made-up a phrase, tranny Gaga!

The sad part of the picture is that she was probably in hair and makeup for like 8 hours, she probably had the best lighting out there, AND they probably photoshopped the hell out of that pic, and she STILL is fucking ugly. Sad.

My iPod

2010-03-09T01:19:00.005-05:00

Great song + Awesome video = Chart-topper

Something Nice

2010-03-08T23:32:00.004-05:00

Cute
I actually LIKE this outfit. See, I can say something nice about Gaga. I'm (slowly) learning to accept her and her fugliness, because she's gonna be around forever. Sigh. That is unless she crashes and burns and becomes addicted to like painkillers or coke (maybe she is already) and ODs or something. Gosh, let's hope not!

Note to Gaga: Please keep your sunglasses on and face partially covered at ALL times. You are so much hotter without the full face.

Not Cute

Word

2010-03-07T01:00:00.002-05:00

"I didn't feel for Warhol the way Robert (Mapplethorpe) did. His work reflected a culture I wanted to avoid. I hated the soup and felt little for the can. I preferred an artist who transformed his time, not mirrored it."

--Patti Smith, "Just Kids"

Dear Kate, Part 15

2010-03-04T00:34:00.004-05:00

Dear Kate,

Here you are in the Spring Summer 2010 issue of LOVE magazine, looking very naked and very gorge. As always.

xoxoxoxoxo

A Really Good Movie

2010-03-03T12:04:00.006-05:00

A good movie is harder and harder to come by these days, so when I actually see one it's kinda like a miracle. "An Education" starring Carey Mulligan is one of those miracles. A beautiful coming of age story that rings true because of it's constant underlying feeling of melancholia. There's a sense of lost that is constant throughout the movie. The lost of youth, innocence, and love. But something is also gained in the process; wisdom, knowledge, and hope. A brilliant movie, and I believe Carey Mulligan should win the Oscar for her performance.

My iPod

2010-03-02T12:41:00.002-05:00

Yawn

2010-03-01T21:44:00.005-05:00

This is getting old. Another day another stupid outfit (costume). Ugh, at least she covered up her fugly face. Do you noticed how she's ALWAYS covering her face? She KNOWS she's fucking ugly!!! Really, is she famous for her singing or costumes at this point? Was she deprived of dressing up for Halloween as a child, cause that's how she's dressing now, like every fucking day is Halloween to her. Her album should've been called "Fame Whore" instead of "Fame Monster" then she could call her fans "little whores." And her speaking voice just makes me want to slit my wrists!!! Ugh. Why do I hate her so much?

My iPod

2010-03-01T15:09:00.002-05:00

"Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine."

Wet

2010-02-27T06:22:00.004-05:00

I've always believe that if you're gonna be in a music video you should always be wet. Wet is always good when you're trying to be sexy. Always. The same applies for ad campaigns and the new Gucci sport fragrance featuring James Franco proves my point. Wet is gorge, and if you're tan and wet....omg.

And a wet Britney Spears video.

Dirty Chic

2010-02-25T08:02:00.007-05:00

Totally crushing on Christophe Decarnin's Balmain Spring Summer 2010 men's collection. The beauty of Balmain is that the clothes represents something both dirty and chic at the same time. That juxtaposition and imperfection is a thing of beauty.

My iPod

2010-02-24T07:44:00.001-05:00

Loves It

2010-02-23T14:12:00.005-05:00

This NEVER gets old. EVER! Beyonce is simply amazing, she always gives 1000 percent of herself in every single performance. This one is no different. Wow! Single ladies forever!

Madness To The Method

2010-02-23T10:21:00.008-05:00

I love Tracy Anderson not only because she creates kick-ass exercise routines (that work), but also because she's so enthusiastic about promoting health and fitness. AND she has great taste in music. Tracy became famous for training Gwennie Paltrow and Madonna (who famously fired her). I've tried all her exercises on YouTube and my ass was sore after doing her leg/butt routine. Give it a try, it's actually very very fun! :) I want her full length DVD! And she has a studio in NYC, which one day I hope to be able to join!

More info here:
http://action.tracyandersonmethod.com/

Fur + Red Crocodile + Diamonds + Louboutins + Denim = Gorge

2010-02-22T16:02:00.006-05:00

I've said it before and I'll say it again and again, Victoria Beckman has the most impeccable airport style (or style period). Here she is leaving her NYC hotel last week heading to JFK. THIS is how all celebrities should dress at the airport or in their daily lives. The fur, the red crocodile Hermes bag, the louboutin booties, the little diamonds, and the grey jeans. Perfection. Gorge. Bananas. I die. The entire outfit probably cost the same as a year's worth of my rent! And her head looks a little "bobbley" but hey "Nothing taste as good as skinny feels."

Too Far

2010-02-22T15:47:00.008-05:00

The cover of American Vogue March 2010, featuring Tina Fey has taken celebrities on the cover of fashion magazine too far. I like Tina Fey (it's almost sacrilegious to say you dislike her) as much as the next person, but please, she does NOT belong on the cover of Vogue. She is not Vogue material. Period. Plus it's the March issue, which is just as important as the September issue! Hellooooo. Maybe Tina belongs on the cover of In Style, to appeal to all those soccer moms in fly over states, but Vogue?! Truly a fashion magazine travesty. Shame on you Anna Wintour. Shame.

My iPod

2010-02-21T00:42:00.004-05:00

photo: Robert Mapplethorpe

Poetry

2010-02-21T00:38:00.001-05:00

Ode on Melancholy
By John Keats

No, no, go not to Lethe, neither twist
Wolf's-bane, tight-rooted, for its poisonous wine;
Nor suffer thy pale forehead to be kissed
By nightshade, ruby grape of Proserpine;
Make not your rosary of yew-berries,
Nor let the beetle nor the death-moth be
Your mournful Psyche, nor the downy owl
A partner in your sorrow's mysteries;
For shade to shade will come too drowsily,
And drown the wakeful anguish of the soul.

But when the melancholy fit shall fall
Sudden from heaven like a weeping cloud,
That fosters the droop-headed flowers all,
And hides the green hill in an April shroud;
Then glut thy sorrow on a morning rose,
Or on the rainbow of the salt sand-wave,
Or on the wealth of globed peonies;
Or if thy mistress some rich anger shows,
Imprison her soft hand, and let her rave,
And feed deep, deep upon her peerless eyes.

She dwells with Beauty -Beauty that must die;
And Joy, whose hand is ever at his lips
Bidding adieu; and aching Pleasure nigh,
Turning to poison while the bee-mouth sips:
Ay, in the very temple of Delight
Veiled Melancholy has her sovran shrine,
Though seen of none save him whose strenuous tongue
Can burst Joy's grape against his palate fine:
His soul shall taste the sadness of her might,
And be among her cloudy trophies hung.

My iPod

2010-02-19T07:03:00.002-05:00

G.H.G.

2010-02-19T07:01:00.001-05:00

Gratuitous Hot Guy

My H.M.H. (Hot Mess Hero)

2010-02-18T13:59:00.007-05:00

Here is my H.M.H Pammy Anderson making an appearance during Fashion Week in NYC. I love Pammy because she seems to be always having fun no matter what, (including selling her perfume at Rite Aid), and being unapologetic about it. You know that's what I love about hot messes; they are usually loads of fun, and are usually super nice people who don't give a fuck about what people think. That's a real key to a happy life I think and how to be nicer to people--you just don't give a fuck.

LoVe U Pammy!

Duh (But The Ad Only Applies If You're White)

2010-02-18T12:41:00.014-05:00

Um, like duh. But that's the whole point right? Here are the Spring/Summer 2010 Diesel jeans ads. People need to STOP hiring the photographer Terry Richardson, like totally yawn. All his photos look the same, like an American Apparel ad!

And I just WISH all the models weren't white. Not even a token black person, or even a token sexy Asian girl (cause if you're gonna include Asians, it's almost ALWAYS likely to be a sexy Asian girl and not a sexy Asian boy). Ads like these with all white people just perpetuates the idea (consciously or unconsciously) that being "sexy" means being white (hello! Abercrombie & Fitch ads). Yeah, that sucks. So, that means I really hate the ads.

My iPod

2010-02-18T12:13:00.004-05:00

OMG. This remix is sick, I'm actually crying tears of joy!

The One

2010-02-18T11:19:00.014-05:00

I hate the new Calvin Klein underwear campaign. The images suck and so does the underwear. The short little commercial doesn't help either, it just seems oddly aggressive to me. Something is just wrong with the whole tone of the campaign. WTF. I feel like I'm being attacked (or it could be I'm feeling a little extra sensitive this week.) Not sexy. Plus there are just too many guys in the campaign. They should've just picked ONE hot guy! The only saving grace is Hidetoshi Nakata. Hidetoshi is the one.

Pump It Up

2010-02-17T04:21:00.006-05:00

When I'm at the gym working out this is the type of music I listen to, and I get so pumped up! I turn the gym into my own little dance floor, and the music makes me feel so good and happy.