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          ]]>           http://www.keebler.net/blog/2013/11/28/wordpress-plugin-beta/feed/ 0           I’m getting mixed reports whether I’ll be murdered tomorrow on my tour of ‘The Wire’ in Baltimore. Worth it for scalability conference. http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/09/26/im-getting-mixed-reports-whether-ill-be-murdered-tomorrow-on-my-tour-of-the-wire-in-baltimore-worth-it-for-scalability-conference/ http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/09/26/im-getting-mixed-reports-whether-ill-be-murdered-tomorrow-on-my-tour-of-the-wire-in-baltimore-worth-it-for-scalability-conference/#comments Wed, 26 Sep 2012 21:05:52 +0000 http://www.keebler.net/blog/?p=7723 I’m getting mixed reports whether I’ll be murdered tomorrow on my tour of ‘The Wire’ in Baltimore. Worth it for scalability conference.

          ]]>           http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/09/26/im-getting-mixed-reports-whether-ill-be-murdered-tomorrow-on-my-tour-of-the-wire-in-baltimore-worth-it-for-scalability-conference/feed/ 0           I did expensive polling at #ona12 and found that Americans don’t seem to know what poutine is! This must be rectified immediately http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/09/24/i-did-expensive-polling-at-ona12-and-found-that-americans-dont-seem-to-know-what-poutine-is-this-must-be-rectified-immediately/ http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/09/24/i-did-expensive-polling-at-ona12-and-found-that-americans-dont-seem-to-know-what-poutine-is-this-must-be-rectified-immediately/#comments Mon, 24 Sep 2012 23:06:14 +0000 http://www.keebler.net/blog/?p=7717 I did expensive polling at #ona12 and found that Americans don’t seem to know what poutine is! This must be rectified immediately

          ]]>           http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/09/24/i-did-expensive-polling-at-ona12-and-found-that-americans-dont-seem-to-know-what-poutine-is-this-must-be-rectified-immediately/feed/ 0           I wonder how many server admins lost sleep last night because of those Pingdom false positives. http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/09/24/i-wonder-how-many-server-admins-lost-sleep-last-night-because-of-those-pingdom-false-positives/ http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/09/24/i-wonder-how-many-server-admins-lost-sleep-last-night-because-of-those-pingdom-false-positives/#comments Mon, 24 Sep 2012 13:08:16 +0000 http://www.keebler.net/blog/?p=7715 I wonder how many server admins lost sleep last night because of those Pingdom false positives.

          ]]>           http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/09/24/i-wonder-how-many-server-admins-lost-sleep-last-night-because-of-those-pingdom-false-positives/feed/ 0           “@DaniFankhauser: For everyone working on projects on their kitchen table, this is for you — @homicidewatch #OJA2012” http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/09/23/danifankhauser-for-everyone-working-on-projects-on-their-kitchen-table-this-is-for-you-homicidewatch-oja2012/ http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/09/23/danifankhauser-for-everyone-working-on-projects-on-their-kitchen-table-this-is-for-you-homicidewatch-oja2012/#comments Sun, 23 Sep 2012 04:11:05 +0000 http://www.keebler.net/blog/?p=7713 “@DaniFankhauser: For everyone working on projects on their kitchen table, this is for you — @homicidewatch #OJA2012”

          ]]>           http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/09/23/danifankhauser-for-everyone-working-on-projects-on-their-kitchen-table-this-is-for-you-homicidewatch-oja2012/feed/ 0           At #ona12 in San Fran until Sunday. Come by and say hi! Or tweet at me if you want to meet up. http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/09/20/at-ona12-in-san-fran-until-sunday-come-by-and-say-hi-or-tweet-at-me-if-you-want-to-meet-up/ http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/09/20/at-ona12-in-san-fran-until-sunday-come-by-and-say-hi-or-tweet-at-me-if-you-want-to-meet-up/#comments Thu, 20 Sep 2012 19:33:26 +0000 http://www.keebler.net/blog/?p=7709 At #ona12 in San Fran until Sunday. Come by and say hi! Or tweet at me if you want to meet up.

          ]]>           http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/09/20/at-ona12-in-san-fran-until-sunday-come-by-and-say-hi-or-tweet-at-me-if-you-want-to-meet-up/feed/ 0           Who is staying up with me to watch the Mars landing? Tonight I’m geeking out…unlike other nights…Shutup! http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/08/05/who-is-staying-up-with-me-to-watch-the-mars-landing-tonight-im-geeking-out-unlike-other-nights-shutup/ http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/08/05/who-is-staying-up-with-me-to-watch-the-mars-landing-tonight-im-geeking-out-unlike-other-nights-shutup/#comments Mon, 06 Aug 2012 03:39:25 +0000 http://www.keebler.net/blog/?p=7677 Who is staying up with me to watch the Mars landing? Tonight I’m geeking out…unlike other nights…Shutup!

          ]]>           http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/08/05/who-is-staying-up-with-me-to-watch-the-mars-landing-tonight-im-geeking-out-unlike-other-nights-shutup/feed/ 0           It can not be healthy to have this many RFID cards around me at all times. http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/07/25/it-can-not-be-healthy-to-have-this-many-rfid-cards-around-me-at-all-times/ http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/07/25/it-can-not-be-healthy-to-have-this-many-rfid-cards-around-me-at-all-times/#comments Wed, 25 Jul 2012 21:18:31 +0000 http://www.keebler.net/blog/?p=7661 It can not be healthy to have this many RFID cards around me at all times.

          ]]>           http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/07/25/it-can-not-be-healthy-to-have-this-many-rfid-cards-around-me-at-all-times/feed/ 0           It still hasn’t sunk in that CNN used us on-air yesterday. When @demonte and I started @scribblelive, we always talked about that day. … http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/07/19/it-still-hasnt-sunk-in-that-cnn-used-us-on-air-yesterday-when-demonte-and-i-started-scribblelive-we-always-talked-about-that-day/ http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/07/19/it-still-hasnt-sunk-in-that-cnn-used-us-on-air-yesterday-when-demonte-and-i-started-scribblelive-we-always-talked-about-that-day/#comments Thu, 19 Jul 2012 04:09:59 +0000 http://www.keebler.net/blog/?p=7656 It still hasn’t sunk in that CNN used us on-air yesterday. When @demonte and I started @scribblelive, we always talked about that day. …

          ]]>           http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/07/19/it-still-hasnt-sunk-in-that-cnn-used-us-on-air-yesterday-when-demonte-and-i-started-scribblelive-we-always-talked-about-that-day/feed/ 0           Move over node.js. Hadoop might be my new love. http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/07/07/move-over-node-js-hadoop-might-be-my-new-love/ http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/07/07/move-over-node-js-hadoop-might-be-my-new-love/#comments Sat, 07 Jul 2012 04:32:19 +0000 http://www.keebler.net/blog/?p=7654 Move over node.js. Hadoop might be my new love.

          ]]>           http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/07/07/move-over-node-js-hadoop-might-be-my-new-love/feed/ 0           MapReducing my new metrics tables on DynamoDB using Hive on Hadoop. FRIDAY NIGHT! http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/07/06/mapreducing-my-new-metrics-tables-on-dynamodb-using-hive-on-hadoop-friday-night/ http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/07/06/mapreducing-my-new-metrics-tables-on-dynamodb-using-hive-on-hadoop-friday-night/#comments Sat, 07 Jul 2012 03:02:58 +0000 http://www.keebler.net/blog/?p=7652 MapReducing my new metrics tables on DynamoDB using Hive on Hadoop. FRIDAY NIGHT!

          ]]>           http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/07/06/mapreducing-my-new-metrics-tables-on-dynamodb-using-hive-on-hadoop-friday-night/feed/ 0           Down in The Valley all next week (for the 1st time!). Who should I meet and where should I go? Emphasis on the ultra-nerdy please :) http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/07/06/down-in-the-valley-all-next-week-for-the-1st-time-who-should-i-meet-and-where-should-i-go-emphasis-on-the-ultra-nerdy-please/ http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/07/06/down-in-the-valley-all-next-week-for-the-1st-time-who-should-i-meet-and-where-should-i-go-emphasis-on-the-ultra-nerdy-please/#comments Fri, 06 Jul 2012 20:02:51 +0000 http://www.keebler.net/blog/?p=7650 Down in The Valley all next week (for the 1st time!). Who should I meet and where should I go? Emphasis on the ultra-nerdy please :)

          ]]>           http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/07/06/down-in-the-valley-all-next-week-for-the-1st-time-who-should-i-meet-and-where-should-i-go-emphasis-on-the-ultra-nerdy-please/feed/ 1           Looks like EC2 is going down for the 4th time in a month. If this doesn’t test our failover strategy, nothing will http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/07/03/looks-like-ec2-is-going-down-for-the-4th-time-in-a-month-if-this-doesnt-test-our-failover-strategy-nothing-will/ http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/07/03/looks-like-ec2-is-going-down-for-the-4th-time-in-a-month-if-this-doesnt-test-our-failover-strategy-nothing-will/#comments Wed, 04 Jul 2012 01:02:53 +0000 http://www.keebler.net/blog/?p=7643 Looks like EC2 is going down for the 4th time in a month. If this doesn’t test our failover strategy, nothing will

          ]]>           http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/07/03/looks-like-ec2-is-going-down-for-the-4th-time-in-a-month-if-this-doesnt-test-our-failover-strategy-nothing-will/feed/ 0           My office is full of soccer hooligans http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/06/28/my-office-is-full-of-soccer-hooligans/ http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/06/28/my-office-is-full-of-soccer-hooligans/#comments Thu, 28 Jun 2012 20:32:58 +0000 http://www.keebler.net/blog/?p=7640 My office is full of soccer hooligans

          ]]>           http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/06/28/my-office-is-full-of-soccer-hooligans/feed/ 0           Google Glasses live on stage right now! http://t.co/Eywk28fI http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/06/27/google-glasses-live-on-stage-right-now-httpt-coeywk28fi/ http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/06/27/google-glasses-live-on-stage-right-now-httpt-coeywk28fi/#comments Wed, 27 Jun 2012 18:34:04 +0000 http://www.keebler.net/blog/?p=7638 Google Glasses live on stage right now! http://t.co/Eywk28fI

          ]]>           http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/06/27/google-glasses-live-on-stage-right-now-httpt-coeywk28fi/feed/ 0           Weezer’s “The Spider” is possibly the saddest song ever. Ok, that might be an overstatement but it’s sad. http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/06/10/weezers-the-spider-is-possibly-the-saddest-song-ever-ok-that-might-be-an-overstatement-but-its-sad/ http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/06/10/weezers-the-spider-is-possibly-the-saddest-song-ever-ok-that-might-be-an-overstatement-but-its-sad/#comments Sun, 10 Jun 2012 18:32:53 +0000 http://www.keebler.net/blog/?p=7623 Weezer’s “The Spider” is possibly the saddest song ever. Ok, that might be an overstatement but it’s sad.

          ]]>           http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/06/10/weezers-the-spider-is-possibly-the-saddest-song-ever-ok-that-might-be-an-overstatement-but-its-sad/feed/ 0           If you’re going to come into the office today, give me a heads up. I might be rocking out to Weezer while Sandy tries not to act embarr… http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/06/10/if-youre-going-to-come-into-the-office-today-give-me-a-heads-up-i-might-be-rocking-out-to-weezer-while-sandy-tries-not-to-act-embarr/ http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/06/10/if-youre-going-to-come-into-the-office-today-give-me-a-heads-up-i-might-be-rocking-out-to-weezer-while-sandy-tries-not-to-act-embarr/#comments Sun, 10 Jun 2012 16:17:35 +0000 http://www.keebler.net/blog/?p=7621 If you’re going to come into the office today, give me a heads up. I might be rocking out to Weezer while Sandy tries not to act embarr…

          ]]>           http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/06/10/if-youre-going-to-come-into-the-office-today-give-me-a-heads-up-i-might-be-rocking-out-to-weezer-while-sandy-tries-not-to-act-embarr/feed/ 0           I always feel bad when I turn off a virtual server that’s worked perfectly fine for days, only to replace it with a bigger one. Poor litt… http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/06/07/i-always-feel-bad-when-i-turn-off-a-virtual-server-thats-worked-perfectly-fine-for-days-only-to-replace-it-with-a-bigger-one-poor-litt/ http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/06/07/i-always-feel-bad-when-i-turn-off-a-virtual-server-thats-worked-perfectly-fine-for-days-only-to-replace-it-with-a-bigger-one-poor-litt/#comments Fri, 08 Jun 2012 03:34:25 +0000 http://www.keebler.net/blog/?p=7618 I always feel bad when I turn off a virtual server that’s worked perfectly fine for days, only to replace it with a bigger one. Poor litt…

          ]]>           http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/06/07/i-always-feel-bad-when-i-turn-off-a-virtual-server-thats-worked-perfectly-fine-for-days-only-to-replace-it-with-a-bigger-one-poor-litt/feed/ 0           Interesting evidence that Amelia Earhart spent her last days as a castaway on a reef http://t.co/zwY9mRRL http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/06/02/interesting-evidence-that-amelia-earhart-spent-her-last-days-as-a-castaway-on-a-reef-httpt-cozwy9mrrl/ http://www.keebler.net/blog/2012/06/02/interesting-evidence-that-amelia-earhart-spent-her-last-days-as-a-castaway-on-a-reef-httpt-cozwy9mrrl/#comments Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:17:41 +0000 http://www.keebler.net/blog/?p=7612 Interesting evidence that Amelia Earhart spent her last days as a castaway on a reef http://t.co/zwY9mRRL

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