tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84212147211447599822024-09-06T15:53:14.922-07:00Mr.酷http://www.blogger.com/profile/12198755206283804588noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8421214721144759982.post-16485154969169586762011-10-10T03:15:00.000-07:002011-10-10T03:27:11.857-07:00異鄉歸來數月過，<div>銀行存款沒增多；</div><div>美眉依舊沒著落，</div><div>一人拍蠅一人拖～～</div><div>麻煩事情特別多，</div><div>車子煩惱一波波；</div><div>有幸出了幾次國，</div><div>艷遇卻又沒找我～～</div><div>明年budget漲好多，</div><div>吃飯吃粥很難說；</div><div>人生無論怎麼過，</div><div>知足常樂準沒錯～～</div>Mr.酷http://www.blogger.com/profile/12198755206283804588noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8421214721144759982.post-20268400172986042072009-05-29T20:12:00.000-07:002009-05-29T20:16:47.117-07:00Weekend OT何时了？<br />薪水没多少~<br />老板昨夜又头风，<br />Complain不堪回首meeting中~<br />三天offday应犹在，<br />只是日期改~<br />问君能有几多愁？<br />恰似一泡马尿向头流.......<br /><br />改编自李煜《虞美人》Mr.酷http://www.blogger.com/profile/12198755206283804588noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8421214721144759982.post-35091595024155237522009-05-20T02:00:00.000-07:002009-05-20T02:23:24.716-07:00长堤彼岸，<br />非我故乡；<br />优渥薪酬，<br />很是性感。<br />~~~~~~~<br />钱翻一翻，<br />近两倍半；<br />毅然出走，<br />弃明投暗。<br />~~~~~~~<br />工需轮班，<br />睡眠中断；<br />偶尔凌晨，<br />摸黑前往。<br />~~~~~~~<br />须知男儿，<br />志在四方<br />不经磨练，<br />焉得所尝？Mr.酷http://www.blogger.com/profile/12198755206283804588noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8421214721144759982.post-45870289430738222922009-05-14T15:43:00.000-07:002009-05-14T15:44:23.557-07:00現今美眉很choosey，<br />戀愛講求chemistry；<br />偏我只擅biology，<br />她說這樣太猴急。<br />吾愛早成history；<br />夾在哪本geography？<br />她說緣分難算計，<br />Math習再好也無力。<br />她心送入殮房裏，<br />考驗我pathology；<br />解剖來又解剖去，<br />只看見anatomy。<br />不明她physiology，<br />沒法physiotherapy；<br />放棄她psychology，<br />學愛immunology。<br />直到瞥見那美女，<br />凡心又動surgery；<br />真想學會alchemy，<br />練成我perfectlady……<br />(看不懂？查dictionary啦~)<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Mr.酷http://www.blogger.com/profile/12198755206283804588noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8421214721144759982.post-8607230915345786242009-05-13T18:11:00.000-07:002009-05-13T18:17:07.572-07:00So it proven that tenaga is indestuctible~<br />first, i ate sth (tenaga kimia) tat trigger rhythmic headache (tenaga mekanik). Then it turned into fever (tenaga haba)..<br />Try to counter it with water (t. hydro) and fan (t. angin) but of no avail..what would it turn next? Tenaga Cahaya..U must be kidding me~What? U see Halo (t. cahaya) on top of my head...我命休矣。。<br /><br />Background music="When you say goodbye and i see Halo"<the>...Mr.酷http://www.blogger.com/profile/12198755206283804588noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8421214721144759982.post-20363261633418821512009-05-11T20:10:00.000-07:002009-05-11T20:16:27.858-07:00当梦已在你门外敲着，<br />你是否有勇气走出你的comfort zone?<br />理想主义的人又会不会有着超越实际的梦想生活？<br />就像孙燕姿所唱的：“梦想、理想、幻想、妄想。。我只想坚持每一步该走的方向”。。<br />所以, keep walking...Koolie walker...and You'll Never Walk Alone...Mr.酷http://www.blogger.com/profile/12198755206283804588noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8421214721144759982.post-80012479012524393892009-03-13T22:16:00.000-07:002009-03-13T22:28:06.822-07:00<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">茫茫白雪，是指焦點；</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">謂雪盲是也～</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">一張白紙，一個黑點；</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">焦距所在是也～</span><br />～～～·～～～·～～～·<br />茫茫人海，顯而易見；<br />見此美人，確實養眼～<br />庸脂俗粉，充斥眼簾；<br />失之焦距，難為雙眼～<br />少時念書，已變四眼；<br />若不保養，老時盲眼～<br />靈魂之窗，任重道遠；<br />慰勞雙瞳，觀美人顏～<br />～～～·～～～·～～～·Mr.酷http://www.blogger.com/profile/12198755206283804588noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8421214721144759982.post-21315299173548507632009-02-27T19:21:00.000-08:002009-02-27T20:59:03.611-08:00原曲：《 给我一首歌的时间 》<br />詞：酷力行者<br /><br />我換了份工作<br />English很讲究<br />我總搞不懂<br />何時該用in,at,on<br /><br />我type了封email<br />Grammar有漏洞<br />就算这次知错<br />下次也難保wrong<br /><br />在一起叫On<br />分开了叫Broke<br />Vocab不懂就查dictionary.com<br /><br />亂type的后果<br />恐難承受<br />在緊要的關頭<br />我發現我lack of<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Chorus:</span><br />能不能給我英語好的Girlfriend<br />仔細地把那文章修飾一點<br />在我的mail里你可以畫龍點睛<br />如果你想undo我也能saving<br /><br />能不能給我英語好的Girlfriend<br />把我的聽寫能力練到geng3 geng3<br />你教過的proverbs 林輩終生銘記<br />你合作無間我也能配合～seamlessly<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Chorus2:</span><br />你說我不該不該<br />不該to的后面還放-ing<br />要怎么決定用being還是用have been<br />哦～請告訴我<br />我們could be or couldn't be<br />All I need is 人肉翻譯機～喔～<br /><br />能不能給我英語好的Girlfriend<br />哦～把所有email重新refine一遍<br />你做我dictionary我做你的字典<br />你鐘意poetry我也憑詩寄意～到永遠<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Rap:</span><br />你說我不該不該<br />不該to后面放-ing<br />要怎么決定had or had been<br />告訴我 we could be or couldn't be<br /><br />你說我不該不該<br />不該不會查dictionary<br />要怎么證明我山窮水盡<br />我只要人肉翻譯機Mr.酷http://www.blogger.com/profile/12198755206283804588noreply@blogger.com2