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&lt;p&gt;I admit, I was a little late to the online party called Facebook. I joined up a little over a year ago and pretty much let it sit dormant for months. Even when I logged on, it was usually…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/L3zG5PNH3s8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/L3zG5PNH3s8/145749840</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://kerbink.com/post/145749840</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 21:24:57 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://kerbink.com/post/145749840</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>News Thing – Swearing Pain Away</title><description>&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AbsurdlyAwesome/~3/J4Xyy6QY8r4/news-thing-swearing-pain-away.html"&gt;News Thing – Swearing Pain Away&lt;/a&gt;: A new study has just been completed that will probably change the world as we know it. Never before has there been such a worthwhile experiment to open our minds and tell each and every one of us…&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/M_nP7E1qiJs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/M_nP7E1qiJs/142443513</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://kerbink.com/post/142443513</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 19:46:37 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://kerbink.com/post/142443513</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Well, this is interesting…</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/N8MXij4D7Ls&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/N8MXij4D7Ls&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Well, this is interesting…&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/_Svd3a1mhII" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/_Svd3a1mhII/139919152</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://kerbink.com/post/139919152</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:18:45 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://kerbink.com/post/139919152</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Movies Ruin Lives</title><description>&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AbsurdlyAwesome/~3/23Tuomelszk/movies-ruin-lives.html"&gt;Movies Ruin Lives&lt;/a&gt;: When motion pictures were invented they were meant to create entertainment and spread joy, or at least I would imagine. I guess they could have been invented to record the torture of brown people or…&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/0tu1qZ9BRng" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/0tu1qZ9BRng/137350656</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://kerbink.com/post/137350656</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:55:58 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://kerbink.com/post/137350656</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Car Searching Sucks</title><description>&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AbsurdlyAwesome/~3/0x1hU2EjApU/car-searching-sucks.html"&gt;Car Searching Sucks&lt;/a&gt;: I’ve been on this kick lately where I want to upgrade certain areas of my life. I’m not talking personality-wise, because let’s face it, I’m amazing. I’m talking about stupid consumer goods. The…&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/EhMyxmyTtVA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/EhMyxmyTtVA/128364143</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://kerbink.com/post/128364143</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:07:21 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://kerbink.com/post/128364143</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Weekend Video Time – Racism</title><description>&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AbsurdlyAwesome/~3/25QcbCNJYMY/weekend-video-time-racism.html"&gt;Weekend Video Time – Racism&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p style="text-align: left;"&gt;When I go back and watch TV shows that I used to watch when I was just a little boy my mind immediately gets blown. It’s amazing what children’s TV shows and movies could get away with just 15-20…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/BwIHnfLVHl8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/BwIHnfLVHl8/127046462</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://kerbink.com/post/127046462</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 10:28:18 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://kerbink.com/post/127046462</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>News Thing – Panty Thief</title><description>&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AbsurdlyAwesome/~3/1EZRGdNe480/news-thing-panty-thief.html"&gt;News Thing – Panty Thief&lt;/a&gt;: In my quest to bring hard hitting news that everyone needs to know about, I bring you this lovely story. Stay informed, people. You can’t expect to change the world if you don’t know what’s going on…&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/rUlKqz9Ja0M" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/rUlKqz9Ja0M/126089362</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://kerbink.com/post/126089362</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:57:09 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://kerbink.com/post/126089362</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>"For 98,000 years, heaven watches down not caring. And then says 2,000 years ago, ‘It’s time to..."</title><description>“For 98,000 years, heaven watches down not caring. And then says 2,000 years ago, ‘It’s time to intervene. Why don’t we give god a son and murder him cruelly in an illiterate part of the Middle East? That ought to solve it.’ That’s what you have to believe in order to be a Christian. Well, I invite you to believe it, but I can’t envy you. The sheer strenuousness, the unbelievable contempt for evidence, the fantastic indifference to everything that humanity has actually succeeded in finding out about itself and its cosmos… that you need to keep this little cult alive. All the same, thanks for having me.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;Christopher Hitchens, closing statement to the audience at Westminster Theological Seminary&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YouTube: &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__Lr4kh5Gp8" target="_blank"&gt;Part 12 of 12&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://jannygirl.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;jannygirl&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/__kGkXPTAoQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/__kGkXPTAoQ/125461183</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://kerbink.com/post/125461183</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:50:16 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://kerbink.com/post/125461183</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>The Old Lonely</title><description>&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AbsurdlyAwesome/~3/v7Abbyyin1c/the-old-lonely.html"&gt;The Old Lonely&lt;/a&gt;: There’s really nothing that cranks up my awkwardness meter more than talking with an old person. Every time I find myself in an old person conversation I panic and don’t respond to them as I’m using…&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/7dozIubdvIQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/7dozIubdvIQ/124178981</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://kerbink.com/post/124178981</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:44:52 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://kerbink.com/post/124178981</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>jonmak:

theduty:
SILLY PLANE!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/GZbqLZ3AXoqa04c49XaCXjPRo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jonmak.tumblr.com/post/123799118/theduty-silly-plane" target="_blank"&gt;jonmak&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theduty.tumblr.com/post/123777334/silly-plane" target="_blank"&gt;theduty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;SILLY PLANE!&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/CcjY3u908to" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/CcjY3u908to/123935296</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://kerbink.com/post/123935296</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:01:38 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://kerbink.com/post/123935296</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Wow… (digg)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/FadLj9I9Eoqqi9x3tbegA9Sxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Wow… (&lt;a href="http://digg.com/d1tpPB" target="_blank"&gt;digg&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/KIUtaRsaSAs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/KIUtaRsaSAs/123933511</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://kerbink.com/post/123933511</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 07:56:58 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://kerbink.com/post/123933511</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>At least spam is getting more hilarious. I got this in a spam...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/FadLj9I9Eoqokfgk58yfQ8e1o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;At least spam is getting more hilarious. I got this in a spam email at work. I cropped out the url.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/KCyxmUKTU8M" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/KCyxmUKTU8M/123913838</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://kerbink.com/post/123913838</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 07:02:40 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://kerbink.com/post/123913838</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>I’m Nice</title><description>&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AbsurdlyAwesome/~3/yqwmzbj99kc/im-nice.html"&gt;I’m Nice&lt;/a&gt;: No “Weekend Video Time” this week as I have some situations going on, but here are some interesting things for you to check out. Read all the way through this and you’ll be rewarded with some rare…&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/NXxFCl6XEq4" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/NXxFCl6XEq4/122960020</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://kerbink.com/post/122960020</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:53:14 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://kerbink.com/post/122960020</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>(via friendlyatheist)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/xYXG04Taron0zu3951CVGMxho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://friendlyatheist.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;friendlyatheist&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/M4en5H8dVbY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/M4en5H8dVbY/122638129</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://kerbink.com/post/122638129</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:09:26 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://kerbink.com/post/122638129</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>(via friendlyatheist)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/xYXG04Taron1g1lpfL4bBuCQo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://friendlyatheist.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;friendlyatheist&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/z1D5DlrFApQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/z1D5DlrFApQ/122637644</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://kerbink.com/post/122637644</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:08:23 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://kerbink.com/post/122637644</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Dentist Style</title><description>&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AbsurdlyAwesome/~3/CD9DSuuTrqg/dentist-style.html"&gt;Dentist Style&lt;/a&gt;: Recently I’ve once again began going to the dentist after a five year hiatus. I don’t exactly have dental insurance so I just wait until my mom makes me an appointment and says she’ll pay. Usually…&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/-PZz5MM264Y" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/-PZz5MM264Y/121971293</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://kerbink.com/post/121971293</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:38:58 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://kerbink.com/post/121971293</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>How I’m placing my next coffee shop order.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="323"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/rBNOB7FkSSM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/rBNOB7FkSSM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="323"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;How I’m placing my next coffee shop order.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/sZ1GE-4eJ-s" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/sZ1GE-4eJ-s/120797435</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://kerbink.com/post/120797435</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:51:18 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://kerbink.com/post/120797435</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Ask Josh - The Engineer</title><description>&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AbsurdlyAwesome/~3/wQ9Gj5a9t64/ask-josh-the-engineer.html"&gt;Ask Josh - The Engineer&lt;/a&gt;: It seems like such a long time has passed since I’ve been able to thoroughly help someone with one of their life problems. It’s not that I didn’t want to help, it’s that nobody wanted my advice….&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/VBW7NbmglEQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/VBW7NbmglEQ/120251511</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://kerbink.com/post/120251511</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:37:28 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://kerbink.com/post/120251511</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Barcelona by The Builders and the Butchers
I’ve really...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://kerbink.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/119449639/FadLj9I9EoffgzzxmgF4hK9v&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Barcelona by &lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/thebuildersandthebucthers" target="_blank"&gt;The Builders and the Butchers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve really been into this band lately and you should definitely check them out.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/dCLtnZuuZ4U" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/dCLtnZuuZ4U/119449639</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://kerbink.com/post/119449639</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 10:02:36 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://kerbink.com/post/119449639</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Weekend Video Time - Something Different</title><description>&lt;a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AbsurdlyAwesome/~3/oW046q1xfLg/weekend-video-time-something-different.html"&gt;Weekend Video Time - Something Different&lt;/a&gt;: Sure, I guess I could be considered a scumbag for making this, of all videos on the internet, my next target for ridicule. That’s why I’m going to do something a little different. Instead of making…&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/CG3y5Pq8duY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/CG3y5Pq8duY/119056746</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://kerbink.com/post/119056746</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 13:16:38 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://kerbink.com/post/119056746</feedburner:origLink></item></channel></rss>
