Random Nonsensicals AbsurdlyAwesome.comTwitterFacebook formspring.me Contact Tumblr (3.0; @kerbink)http://kerbink.com/<p><p class="formspringmeAnswer">Absolutely not, but I do very much appreciate you saying “lady friends”.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/AskJosh" target="_blank">Ask me anything, idiots</a> </p></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/Gghyisb_204" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/Gghyisb_204/441814908http://kerbink.com/post/441814908Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:18:22 -0600formspring.mehttp://kerbink.com/post/441814908<p><p class="formspringmeAnswer">Be internet popular and super rich. Those are the only things that really matter in life… That and riding a hoverboard.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/AskJosh" target="_blank">Ask me anything, idiots</a> </p></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/otmRocMSeNg" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/otmRocMSeNg/441119057http://kerbink.com/post/441119057Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:42:10 -0600formspring.mehttp://kerbink.com/post/441119057<p><p class="formspringmeAnswer">When I was about 2 years old I made a deal with the devil. I gave him my soul for everlasting sexiness. I don’t really see a downside. Plus, when I die I’ll just use my sexiness to get a great Hell situation. I’ll get a nice condo right on Fire Lake and start banging all sorts of hot, horned up broads.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/AskJosh" target="_blank">Ask me anything, idiots</a> </p></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/aM-E7989N44" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/aM-E7989N44/441110298http://kerbink.com/post/441110298Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:34:28 -0600formspring.mehttp://kerbink.com/post/441110298<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AbsurdlyAwesome/~3/vjK97A6vhKE/human-target-is-terrible-awesome.html">Human Target is Terrible/Awesome</a>: <div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: left; margin-right: 10px;"> <a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.absurdlyawesome.com%2Fhuman-target-is-terrible-awesome.html" target="_blank"><br/><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.absurdlyawesome.com%2Fhuman-target-is-terrible-awesome.html&source=JoshScanlan&style=normal&service=ow.ly" height="61" width="50"/><br/></a> </div> <p><a href="http://www.absurdlyawesome.com/media/ht.jpg" target="_blank"><img class="size-full wp-image-1127 alignnone" title="human-target" src="http://www.absurdlyawesome.com/media/ht.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="319"/></a></p> <p>For several weeks now I’ve been all up inside a new show on the Fox Network called Human Target. It’s a really stupid show that a lot of people I know would probably hate….</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/SMEAvd47mRM" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/SMEAvd47mRM/435785041http://kerbink.com/post/435785041Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:50:58 -0600http://kerbink.com/post/435785041<a href="http://fiverr.com/1727">$5 For the Promise of Protection from Zombies</a>: <p>Posted this on Fiverr out of boredom… No, I do not think I will actually sell this.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/otSHbtrtdp8" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/otSHbtrtdp8/435758933http://kerbink.com/post/435758933Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:39:05 -0600zombiehttp://kerbink.com/post/435758933<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AbsurdlyAwesome/~3/8xgNolWEccs/accidental-life-ruiner.html">Accidental Life Ruiner (Also, Site News!)</a>: <div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: left; margin-right: 10px;"> <a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.absurdlyawesome.com%2Faccidental-life-ruiner.html" target="_blank"><br/><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.absurdlyawesome.com%2Faccidental-life-ruiner.html&source=JoshScanlan&style=normal&service=ow.ly" height="61" width="50"/><br/></a> </div> <p>When I was around 17 years old I liked to do this thing called “cruise the loop” with my friends. We’d pretty much spend all our weekends driving down Main Street trying to find babes…</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/ARh9FzdfVYY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/ARh9FzdfVYY/421074835http://kerbink.com/post/421074835Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:28:16 -0600http://kerbink.com/post/421074835<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky9m117idL1qzjbcio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jonmak.tumblr.com/post/405736947/chiarabab-via-loveyouforadayhateyouforaweek" target="_blank">jonmak</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://chiarabab.tumblr.com/post/405717934/via-loveyouforadayhateyouforaweek" target="_blank">chiarabab</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://loveyouforadayhateyouforaweek.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">loveyouforadayhateyouforaweek</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/PlzmnaLMdQ8" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/PlzmnaLMdQ8/405754763http://kerbink.com/post/405754763Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:46:52 -0600http://kerbink.com/post/405754763<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rZwNlVh4W0k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rZwNlVh4W0k&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I love hockey so damn much.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/LK5cu8wMQ8E" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/LK5cu8wMQ8E/404054778http://kerbink.com/post/404054778Sun, 21 Feb 2010 21:18:59 -0600http://kerbink.com/post/404054778<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxxeg4mrFf1qzyrwvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jonmak.tumblr.com/post/397783281/sethishere-via-papertissue" target="_blank">jonmak</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sethishere.tumblr.com/post/397759764/via-papertissue" target="_blank">sethishere</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://papertissue.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">papertissue</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/GMK45gGhA3w" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/GMK45gGhA3w/397793339http://kerbink.com/post/397793339Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:29:11 -0600http://kerbink.com/post/397793339<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"> <strong>what are your top 3 favorite tv shows to watch?</strong> </p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">Hmm, probably Dexter, Curb Your Enthusiasm and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/AskJosh" target="_blank">Ask me anything, idiots</a> </p></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/25qX_2xc8k8" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/25qX_2xc8k8/394811492http://kerbink.com/post/394811492Wed, 17 Feb 2010 09:33:57 -0600formspring.mehttp://kerbink.com/post/394811492<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"> <strong>What is the perfect woman for you going to be like?</strong> </p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">Someone who can take my jokes without getting offended to the point of silence. So pretty much, a hot lady who I can torment emotionally and she’ll just take it. Oh, and it also helps if she has boobs, a throat and money.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/AskJosh" target="_blank">Ask me anything, idiots</a> </p></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/0F30PJ2SdAE" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/0F30PJ2SdAE/391849479http://kerbink.com/post/391849479Mon, 15 Feb 2010 19:49:46 -0600formspring.mehttp://kerbink.com/post/391849479<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"> <strong>Are you an introvert or an extrovert?</strong> </p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">It depends on the situation. If I’m surrounded by disgusting slobs I’m an extrovert. If I’m surrounded by hot babes I’m an introvert.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/AskJosh" target="_blank">Ask me anything, idiots</a> </p></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/SbPPrrfJ1BA" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/SbPPrrfJ1BA/391843232http://kerbink.com/post/391843232Mon, 15 Feb 2010 19:46:16 -0600formspring.mehttp://kerbink.com/post/391843232<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"> <strong>Do you ever think about something other than your dick?</strong> </p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">Sometimes I think about female boobs and butts.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/AskJosh" target="_blank">Ask me anything, idiots</a> </p></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/p8Flce-F5fg" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/p8Flce-F5fg/390810490http://kerbink.com/post/390810490Mon, 15 Feb 2010 08:16:07 -0600formspring.mehttp://kerbink.com/post/390810490<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"> <strong>If you could choose, how would you want to die? </strong> </p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">I first read this question as “who would I want to die”… I must have been real drunk last night. Anyways, if I had to die I’d choose to be hot sexed to death.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/AskJosh" target="_blank">Ask me anything, idiots</a> </p></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/Ap0ex6qHA7U" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/Ap0ex6qHA7U/390807396http://kerbink.com/post/390807396Mon, 15 Feb 2010 08:13:15 -0600formspring.mehttp://kerbink.com/post/390807396<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"> <strong>If you could choose, how would you want to die? </strong> </p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">Anyone who is against sandwiches.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/AskJosh" target="_blank">Ask me anything, idiots</a> </p></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/Ri-C5wRS-TU" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/Ri-C5wRS-TU/389831983http://kerbink.com/post/389831983Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:01:46 -0600formspring.mehttp://kerbink.com/post/389831983<a href="http://virb.com/joshperson">My Virb Area</a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/AYVMuXPnjl8" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/AYVMuXPnjl8/389793658http://kerbink.com/post/389793658Sun, 14 Feb 2010 18:33:24 -0600virbhttp://kerbink.com/post/389793658<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"> <strong>i can haz ur babyz?</strong> </p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">I’m incapable of having children. I’m too filled with hate and evil.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/AskJosh" target="_blank">Ask me anything, idiots</a> </p></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/UwNfnKCglsY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/UwNfnKCglsY/389107338http://kerbink.com/post/389107338Sun, 14 Feb 2010 09:58:17 -0600formspring.mehttp://kerbink.com/post/389107338<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"> <strong>Are you ticklish? WHere?</strong> </p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">On and around my dick area.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/AskJosh" target="_blank">Ask me anything, idiots</a> </p></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/TWNVScZPClc" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/TWNVScZPClc/389106104http://kerbink.com/post/389106104Sun, 14 Feb 2010 09:57:13 -0600formspring.mehttp://kerbink.com/post/389106104<p><p class="formspringmeQuestion"> <strong>the rape question was from me @labspaz, can i rape you?</strong> </p> <p class="formspringmeAnswer">If you’re asking you probably don’t know how rape works… And no, no you may not.</p> <p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/AskJosh" target="_blank">Ask me anything, idiots</a> </p></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/uNMRoH9VEsY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/uNMRoH9VEsY/389105583http://kerbink.com/post/389105583Sun, 14 Feb 2010 09:56:45 -0600formspring.mehttp://kerbink.com/post/389105583<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxo1x3VO5E1qzezj5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://alliactually.tumblr.com/post/383888216" target="_blank">alliactually</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://suicidewatch.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">suicidewatch</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>Hah, I just watched this episode a couple days ago.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/kerbink/~4/5uxu86-V_WA" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/kerbink/~3/5uxu86-V_WA/384343305http://kerbink.com/post/384343305Thu, 11 Feb 2010 15:50:38 -0600http://kerbink.com/post/384343305