Journey of an Unlikely Pair

The Man Train

2010-09-24T01:35:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone.

This is Kreme reporting.

Right after my dance lessons with Pablo at Libra, I decided to head back to Port of Winds for a little break from training. No matter how many good places I've visited, I can say that nothing comes close to Port of Winds. I was cheerfully welcomed by Steven Jr. and he told me to make myself at home.

This is what I like about Port of Winds. It's really peaceful and if ever the city is in trouble, it's nothing that the city guards and hired mercenaries can't handle. So if you really want to clear your mind of problems or worries, this is definitely where you'd want to be.

So I was walking around the outer circle of the city. I visited Cindy and she said that the number of recruits are going low and that it might be a problem if it continues to go lower. I then passed by Daisy, she was jolly as always and she tried to sell some stuff I didn't actually need. So I said goodbye before she pulls that puppy dog eyes trick she did the first time she tried to sell me something.

As I was walking past Julie, I saw a familiar face. Red hair, heavy plated armor, flashy-looking sword and the awesome aura and so I called him...

Kreme: PPPPPPRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOONNGGGGGG!!!!!

Prawnt: ???

Kreme: What? Not so happy to see me, Prong?

Prawnt: It's Prawnt!!!

Kreme: Oh, haha! Sorry!

He was with his friends so it must've been pretty embarrassing so I immediately initiated a conversation to avoid the awkwardness and embarrassment.

Kreme: Soooo... what're you guys doing?

Prawnt: Oh, we were just about to do the Man Train but we kinda lack a member.

Kreme: . . .

Prawnt: YOU SHOULD JOIN US, KREME! COME ON!

Kreme: Err... I'm not pretty sure about this..

So we all lined up and we were ready to go. We kind of had a little accident though and everything happened so fast that we weren't able to get a decent picture.

aaaaand a picture from our second attempt.

There's one thing I don't get though, the huge crowd staring at us when we got up. o_o

Other than that, this was a very interesting day for me.

This is Kreme, signing off.

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Sorry for the late update!

Dancing Pablo

2010-09-09T03:26:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone.

This is Kreme reporting.

As I prepared myself to leave Libra for an assignment, I suddenly remembered the rumors about adventurers that travel past the city often had injuries and some of them never made it back. So I asked myself if I was ready. I was pretty confident with my skills since I was just promoted recently but then it hit me: "I HAVE NO NEW SKILLS YET!!"

So I rushed back to Pablo to ask about the Harlequin skills and all he said was:

"The Harlequin is a class that requires a lot of patience and perseverance. You may get tired of using just 1 skill until you're stronger, but always keep in mind that that's how everything started."

He then taught me my first two skills:

Stance (Passive)

and...

The Moonwalk.

Pablo's version of the Moonwalk is a LOT better than mine, but I promised him that I won't post any pictures. (sorry guys)

I really don't know how Moonwalk "gives power to you" (me) I tried on using it on mission maps but....

It doesn't really deal any damage whatsoever. My friends liked it whenever I used it though.

I guess I just have to trust Pablo on this one.

Oh, I can't wait for the next skills that Pablo's going to teach me. MUST TRAIN HARDER!

*ehem*

This is Kreme, signing off.

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Sorry for the delay, had a lot of stuff to finish for school.

Pablo's Advice

2010-08-29T00:28:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone.

This is Kreme reporting.

After the long fight with Lavalon, I decided to head back to Libra so I can give the scales to Pablo immediately in order for me to proceed with the expedition. As I arrived in Libra, there was a lot of people lined up and all of them went to see Pablo.

Pablo always gave everyone good advice, whether it's on how to defeat a giant mole that summons flames from the sky that freezes you or what kind of hat would go to what you're wearing. So I took a number and decided to wait near the vault lady until it was my turn to talk to Pablo.

I sat there staring at everyone whose numbers are next to be called. That's when I saw a box of donuts.

Yes, you heard me, donuts.

Though these weren't any ordinary donuts, these donuts had a certain glow that says "Eat me! I taste really really reaaaaaaaally goooooood!" I suddenly remembered that I haven't eaten anything since we defeated Lavalon. I was very hungry. The strange thing about these donuts was that it's like they weren't there because people went on to what they were doing not noticing the presence of that sweet, tasty and mouth-watering box of donuts.

I didn't want to go out of town to get some food because my number might be called soon so I sneaked up in my box disguise and slowly, I approached the box of donuts. It felt like I was crawling forever until I've finally reached the table with the box of donuts or so I thought I did...

Kreme: Ah-HUH?!

Thug: Here he is boss, the guy who wanted to steal our riches.

Kreme: Riches?! Wha-- I just wanted some donuts. Let me ex--

Thug Leader: GET HIM!!

That's when a lot of these angry fat guys with maces stormed in out of nowhere and even though they were fat, they were surprisingly fast. They got me cornered in a matter of seconds and that's when...

Woman's voice: Hey, Kreme... KREME!!!

Kreme: Huh? What?! Where are the fat guys?! DONUTS! NOOOOO!!

Herner: It's your turn to see Pablo. Go, before they call the next number.

I decided to think about what happened later and finish my business with Pablo first. I approached Pablo looking very confused and then he started to give me some advice.

Pablo: You know, constipation is very common nowadays...

Kreme: No, no! I'm not constipated. I came here to turn in the scales.

He then told me that I was now qualified to be promoted to a harlequin and to proceed with the dragon expedition. I was so happy that I forgot all about the fat guy with maces thing.

Pablo then gave me a heads up on what it means to become a harlequin.

This is Kreme, signing off.

The Lavalon Encounter

2010-08-27T05:18:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone.

This is Kreme reporting.

The last entry about my adventures was about the first part of the class change quest: getting the sealed key from the ruthless chief, Sambaba, in Valid Raeth. After Pablo handed me the key to Lavalon's Lair, I told myself: "This is it, Kreme, you're one step closer to what you've always wanted to become.... a danc-- Harlequin. So I tried to look for other people to help me defeat the vicious Lavalon.

I was lucky enough to have found people who are willing to help a Lavalon newbie with his quest. These people go by the name of shuyijie and (the ultimate) brownieboy. So we went in the dungeon and at first, it looked like your ordinary Mission Map, there were monsters that tried to stop you from advancing and obstacles. About these obstacles... THEY WERE FREAKIN' FRUSTRATING!

*ehem*

Excuse me.

It took me a looooooong time to get through these obstacles. Good thing my comrades were patient enough to wait for me. These obstacles, as I've said earlier, were very very frustrating and as I try my best to get it over with, it reminded me of a game I played when I was a kid...

Jumping your way to the next platform... Balls of fire preventing you to get there... Fire breathing statues...

I was also reminded on how much I sucked at Super Mario. XD

A few jumps, scratches and burns later, I managed to catch up with everyone. After catching my breath for a few minutes, we entered Lavalon's Lair.

It was quiet at first. And there were no signs of Lavalon in the area, so I thought: "Someone must've killed it already." then I searched around the area. "Oh, LOOK! A scale! How lucky of me to---" I saw my teammates signaling me to run away as fast as I can. It was weird because the look on their faces seemed like there's something bad that's about to happen.

I thought that they were just trying to scare me, like a Lavalon newbie initiation or something.

I guess the next couple of pictures can tell what happened next.

They told me not to worry, we could always go do it again. They said it like it didn't take me a long time to get through those annoying platform jumps and balls of fire.

So we did go for another round and this time I was very careful. We then managed to defeat Lavalon after hours and hours of acquiring mana bullets, loading it to the mana cannon, getting interrupted by a little dragon, searching for another bullet and so on.

It was a battle that you'd rather not tell people if your goal is to impress them.

This is Kreme, signing off.

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Next post: Pablo's Advice. What could this old man, I mean Arcanist, possibly teach Kreme that would help him in the Dragon Expedition?

See you all in game! :)

Too Focused on Training to Post.

2010-08-25T16:44:00.000-07:00

Hey, everyone!

This is Kreme reporting.

I know, I know... I haven't been in touch with you guys for the past... 2-3 weeks since I went back on my adventure. I'm sorry, it's just that I got so addicted to the game again that I forgot that people are waiting for updates about all the adventures I experienced. I may have forgotten to write a post for everything that had happened, but I made sure that I took pictures along the way.

Now that I've reached level 50, I think I'll take a break from the intense training and focus more on updating you guys on what happened on my journey from 40-50 :D

I met a lot of people during the past few weeks, some good, some... not that good, and some evil people. Oh, AND! I finally joined a guild! (TVXQ) though, I'm not sure what that means, Hirarox just invited me. (Thanks, Hira! :) ) the guild wasn't an active one but I'm fine with that.

Here are some pictures from my adventures (spoilers because I love you guys :D ) :

I'll tell you all about it in my next posts.

See you all in game!

This is Kreme, signing off.

PS: I haven't seen Kewkies for quite some time now. Hmm...

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Thanks to those who still visit the blog and to those who leave messages in our chatbox! :)

Training Results

2010-08-02T06:55:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone.

This is Kreme reporting.

I've been really busy with training lately that's why I haven't been able to submit a daily report. I do update the level status and leave messages on our chat box though.

Anyway, training went pretty well. I met a lot of people who had the same goal as mine and we ended up going together to accomplish a more tasks. We were able to gain enough experience to take on tougher enemies and move on to new areas.

We took on an army of undead in the new Mission map mode, F6 (Defense mode) where you need to protect the town's crystal from the monsters coming in from both sides.

I was also able to defeat field bosses (no useful drops though. .__.)

There were also some pretty weird requests from people...

I still did it anyway. (Picture will not be posted for the sake of our young readers)

And after all that training, Pablo, the Arcanist, said that I am now qualified to take the yearly class promotion test. They say that this test is not some test that anyone can take, it is a test that requires a lot of experience and skill in order to succeed.

The first test was to kill Sambaba, and get the Sealed key. This test was not that difficult for I had a little help from someone who had a Woodie following him around.

I really don't know why he had a Woodie, I tried to touch it, but it..... barked. O_O

All that's left is the Lavalon test. *gulps*

"It is strongly recommended that you seek comrades to aid you in this test." This was Pablo's advice as he handed me the key to Lavalon's lair.

I am both nervous and excited to how things will go. I hope I pass this test.

This is Kreme, signing off.

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Tonight's the night! Lavalon time! Any kind of HELP would be very much appreciated. :D

Preparations II

2010-07-27T20:10:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone.

This is Kreme reporting.

It took some time for me to get used to the changes and proceed with training. I trained really really hard and I think I may have improved a bit compared to how I used to fight before. I really hope that I can make it in time in order to help others fight the evil behind all the chaos in Faeras and El Grego, Paris.

I will have to end this entry here because I have to get back to training and there is definitely no time to waste.

I was able to do a little shopping before I headed out to Candescent Caverns for my daily quests.

This is Kreme, signing off.

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Today's Double Post day! :D

Preparations

2010-07-27T17:26:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone.

This is Kreme reporting.

I've noticed that there were a lot of changes as well as new stuff in the world of Dragonica since my last visit. I started roaming around Port of Winds to see if Steven Jr. finally listened to the complaints of the townspeople with regard to the small island in the middle of town. I was really surprised to see the modifications that were implemented. That little island in the middle of town was expanded in order to accommodate more people. The rate of tourists coming in Port of Winds has greatly increased according to James, the tourism supervisor.

I tried to ask for more information regarding the applied changes in town as well as what's happened with the other places in Faeras. I wasn't able to get information from them because they were all busy doing something. I've never seen Davy work... I mean, I've never seen Davy this busy with real work. Colin was rounding up new recruits and Evan was the one briefing these recruits about something. Never have I seen everyone in Port of Winds work this much. As if they're preparing for a storm or something.

I was lucky enough that one of our readers and a frequent chatter in the blog's chatbox, vinceaqua, was around town. I was told to wait near Daisy's shop and that's when I saw...

vinceaqua's little sister, vinceignis. She said that her brother was busy with preparations as well, so I asked her instead.

I don't know how she can say those things so casually but this pretty much explains why everyone's been really busy. Intense training sessions, forging new weapons and recruiting guild members, this has become a daily routine for the once carefree and peace-loving citizens of Port of Winds.

I wonder if it's the same for other cities...

This is Kreme, signing off.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! This post took some time to finish. I need to practice writing agaaaaaiinnn.

WE ARE BACK!!!

2010-07-17T19:20:00.000-07:00

HELLOOOOOOO READERRSSSS!!! :D :D

*ehem*

This is Kreme reporting.

First of all, I am very very sorry that I wasn't able to update the blog for the past 6 months (Yes, it's been THAT long) or to just drop by and leave a message in the shoutbox. I know we promised to make a comeback last January but that didn't last long for there were things that kept us from playing DGN. (personal stuff. It's a secret)

Anyway, I am happy to announce that we're back in the game. I've heard from a lot of sources that a lot has changed in DGN since we last played and it will take some time for us to get used to it again. We'd greatly appreciate it if you guys could give us information on the new patches and changes in DGN.

And finally, THANK YOU THANK YOU THAAAANK YOUUUUUU for keeping this blog alive. Seeing how people still visited the blog to chat and how new people became friends through this blog was just very moving. I thank you all from the bottom of my heart. -tears-

*ehem*

This is Kreme, signing off.

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GUYS GUYS!! I'll be playing DGN as soon as I'm done reformatting my PC.

See you all in game!! :)

The Truth Behind Kreme's Log Part 1

2009-12-23T17:33:00.000-08:00

Hi! It's me Kewkies! >:3

I was looking at our journal and found that Kreme already logged our recent trip to Sambeybeh. At first I was reeeeeeally scared O__O but when I looked more closely, I found that he actually looks like one of my supah favorite mascots of all time!

COINCIDENCE? I DON'T THINK SO! D:<

I didn't know what to do though and my normal attacks kept missing so Prawnt told me to use my ice cone thingers because it never misses. I did! I let it rain icicles until finally, Sambeybeh was ready to die. I looked around for Kreme to tell him the good news (and to see if he's still alive)

You know what he's doing?

HE WAS DANCING! While Prawnt and I were trying to keel Sambeybeh he was dancing in the corner!

>:3

Prawnt to the Rescue!

2009-12-23T15:31:00.000-08:00

Hey everyone.

This is Kreme reporting.

As you all know we've been stuck at the 1 star mission map at Candescent Caverns because we are under the level requirement to take on 2 star and above. We decided to just continue with the quests needed to be done at that 1 star mission map.

I was trying to see through Bahamole's attacks while Kewkies casted tons and tons of magic at it with no difficulty. We stayed at Candescent Caverns throughout our training session.

While we were about to face Bahamole once again, for some reason, I felt that someone with a power level over nine thou--- someone really strong was headed towards our way.

Prawnt the Tempura Knight: When the last shard of hope is lost, I am there.

Kewkies: Hey Prawns!!

Prawnt the Tempura Knight: When all darkness threatens to engulf light, I am there.

Kreme: Kewkies look out!!

Prawnt the Tempura Knight: When the last piece of tempura is left on a dinner table, I AM THERE.

Kreme: PRAWNT!! HELP!

Prawnt the Tempura Knight: I am the voice of the weak, (on the background, Kreme: PRAWNT!) Protector of the unarmed! (Kewkies: Kyaaaa~!) The defender of justice! The bane of all malice! I AM....

Kewkies & Kreme: PRAWNTTT!!!! LET'S GO!

Prawnt the Tempura Knight: Okay, okay!! I'm coming!

Prawnt the Tempura Knight: *whispers* Prawnt, the Tempura Knight!

We watched as Prawnt singlehandedly finished off Bahamole without even breaking a sweat.

After the fight, he invited us to go with him to this mission he was working on at Libra. We then headed to Libra and Prawnt gave us some cakes to help us survive in the mission map.

CAKE!!!!!!

Sorry, moving on..

We faced an old (and extremely fat) village chief at the end. He looked really mean.... or sleepy.

Kewkies and I somehow managed to survive the fight while Prawnt fought with all his strength to eliminate the village chief and protect us at the same time. There was a fail moment for me though....

Prawnt the Tempura Knight: Kewkies! Kreme! Stand back!!

Kewkies: KREME!! Run!!

Kreme: *runs toward Sambaba* FINAAAAL..... DECISION!!!

*MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS*

Kewkies & Prawnt: . . . .

Kreme: . . . . . oops.

This is Kreme, signing off.

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Many thanks to Prawnt for helping us out! :)

Our Comeback

2009-12-21T18:00:00.000-08:00

Hey everyone.

This is Kreme reporting.

You are all aware that we've been on a vacation both from the blog and the game. Vacations are nice every once in a while but whenever you go back to the regular routine, it would take some time to get used to it again.

We decided on the day we resume with our expedition that we continue right away where we left off, Candescent Cavern. Before our vacation, we were doing great in this field map even though the monsters were a bit stronger than what we're supposed to be killing but that's what we thought.

Kreme: *pant* Kewkies?! Where are you??

Kewkies: Hey Kreme!!! This is fuuuuun!!!

Kewkies got the hang of things pretty fast, that or I was really out of shape. Let's go with the first one.

A few minutes later Kewkies insisted that we go take a mission already and so we got a 1 star mission to start us off.

Kewkies: Woooooow!!! Kreme!!! This place looks awesome, like... like a museum! But with moving displays!! It... it smells kinna funny though.

Kreme: It smells like heated rat poop.

(Kewkies rushes towards the end of the mission map)

Kewkies: Kreme!! Now I know why this place smells like rat poop!!! Come here quick!!

Kewkies: There's a giant rat!!!

Kreme *gulps* He--hey Kewk-

Kewkies: With a helmet!! Or maybe it's a dinosaur...

This was no ordinary boss, not as easy as Vega, and even tougher than Artis. It was a long fight as we did our best not to get caught in its freezing flames. (Yes, flames that freezes you up) and we managed to defeat it.

Kewkies: Aawww, maybe it was just looking for cheese.

Kreme: *lies down on the ground, panting*

Kewkies: Hey Kreme let's go for another one!!

Kreme: O_____O

We tried to go on the 2 star mission but we were under leveled for the job.

We'll need.... No, I'll need a lot more training to get the hang of things again.

This is Kreme, signing off.

WE ARE ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!

2009-12-20T17:25:00.000-08:00

Guys guys guys!!!

We are alive!!!! I'm going to skip the boring part where I apologize and explain what took us so long to update so I'm just going to say....

THANK YOU!!!

Thank you to you and you and you and you who kept this place alive while we were gone. Imagine going out of town for a loooong vacation, even if it's fun for the first few days, you get homesick and couldn't wait to go home, right? That's how Kreme and I felt.

To tell you the truth, we were also kinda worried that there won't be anyone left here when we come back. But it's so amazing to know that not only have our old friends stuck with us, we have new friends too! SO AWESOME!

So what did Kreme and I do as soon as we got back to Port of Winds? We leveled like hardcore bunnies!

Project Level 40 IS ON!

A Short Break

2009-12-03T21:46:00.000-08:00

Hey everyone!!

We are really sorry that we haven't been in touch for the past week or so. (No, Kreme hasn't been doing emo stuff, just so you know) Anyway, aside from the fact that we're both busy with our personal stuff, we're planning on doing some big changes to the blog. We would still want to hear from you guys, it would be nice to leave a message or two in the shout box if you happen to drop by. After this short break, we would have more free time and we plan on doing some hardcore gaming by that time (all nighters anyone?)

So watch out for the comeback of the Unlikely Pair this Christmas break!!

A Shocking Wake-up Call

2009-11-10T19:26:00.000-08:00

Hello everyone!

This is Kreme reporting.

You may all know that lately I haven't been getting enough sleep because of these weird (not emo) dreams. As a result, I've been finding every idle time during the day to continue my sleep.

There's only one problem though, Kewkies and I train for the WHOLE day and the only free time we get is lunch breaks and waiting outside mission maps just in case someone wants to join us.

I couldn't sleep during lunch time because I wouldn't have any time in the day to eat my lunch or some fatso Chango might steal it from my bag. (I hate it when that happens)

So this leaves me the waiting time before we go in the mission map to get a quick nap. I thought Kewkies would understand if she sees the worn out look on my face and she'd let me continue my sleep. Well, that's what I thought.

Kewkies: KREME?!?! Kreeeeeeeeeeeeeeme?! Where are youuuuuu?! We're about to go nooooow!

Kreme: . . . *snores*..

Kewkies: Kreeeeeme??? Hey! Have you seen my friend? He's about this tall, and he has claws.

Passerby: Oh, you have a pet dragon?

Kewkies: Dragon?! WHERE?!! I mean, no!! He's humann!

Passerby 2: Oh, I think I saw someone snoozing near where Jack the Thief is.

It was perfect plan, I'll sleep while we wait if other people would want to join us and when Kewkies notices that I'm gone, she'll scream out my name and poof! I'll wake up. However...

Kewkies: KREEEEEEEEEMMMEEE!?!

Kreme: . . . *snores*

Kewkies: Ah! There you are! Hey, what are you doing?

Kreme: . . .

Kewkies: Are you... sleeping? Aawww Kreme. *steps back a little*

Kewkies: Let me wake you up, we gots a lot of training to do! *charges a giant ball of lightning* Yay!! I'll wait for you here, okay Kreme??

In my sleep I could hear a buzzing sound approaching me, I thought it was part of a dream where bees are chasing me or something, but that's when.

It didn't hurt that much but it surely did the trick. I was awake all the way up to 4 am the next day.

Kewkies' ways can be a bit extreme, but it surely gets the job done.

This is Kreme, signing off.

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We're truly sorry for the late updates. :( :(

Kreme's Dream 4

2009-11-05T20:56:00.000-08:00

Kreme's Log: November 6, 2009 3:12 AM

During the past couple of weeks I've been having if not the weirdest, the most frightening dreams. I thought my bad dream streak already ended 2 weeks ago, but little did I know that that was just only the beginning.

This dream started out normally, like in most dreams where you have that feel that this is a good dream.

We finished some quests we took from the Port of Winds bulletin board and decided to head back. Upon our arrival at the town, there was something that was bothering me and for some reason it drew us close to the room with the dragon head. I remember this dragon, from my first dream where it tried to eat me.

The dragon began to speak in a weird language somewhat like a chant. For some reason we were drawn towards the chanting dragon head and we froze as he continued with his chants.

Our bodies suddenly felt very light as if we could be blown by the wind any minute.

Kewkies was quiet and she didn't seem to be scared at all, it's as if she knew what was happening. As I was too busy worrying about what's happening, we were already floating and the dragon was finished with its chants. Then some weird black spirit surrounded our bodies, the ground opened up and it showed a dark hole, the kind that gets you this unsure feeling that there might be no end once you fall.

Before we were sucked in the dark portal, the dragon head spoke and said.

"Enter, into the world of darkness..

And live your lives wasting your time searching for the light that never existed."

After that, I woke up.

I wonder, if it really was a dream.

Kreme's Log: End.

Our First Halloween in Port of Winds (Randy is a Pervert)

2009-10-30T21:29:00.000-07:00

Hi all!

YAY HALLOWEEN! We went back to Port of winds and was SUPER SHOCKED to find Halloween Decorations everywhere!

Kreme: Wow!
Kewkies: Wow!

Then when we saw those neat little put-your-face-in-the-hole thingies I just couldn't contain my excitement! Kreme was actually more excited than I am. O_O

Kewkies: Kreeeme! You're doing it wrong!!
Kreme: ...

After a couple of tries, Kreme finally got it right. But his big head got stuck in one of the more dangerous ones. O_O

Kreme: HAAAAAAAAAAAAALP!

I tried my best to pull him out of it. I pulled and pulled and pulled!!! NGYAWRRRR!!!! The whole thing scared Kreme so we stayed far away from it as far as possible.

We passed by Gatto, the Event Manager and asked him what was going on. He told us that this was Dragonica's awesome way to celebrate Halloween and asked us if it was our first time. We said yes and then he told us that he has extra Halloween costumes if we would like. WAHO~!

I went as a witch and Kreme was dressed like a vampire.

Kewkies: WAHO~!
Kreme: YAY!

It was then that we stumbled onto Randy, the Costumed Pansy.

OR MORE LIKE RANDY THE PERVERT! HE TOUCHED MY BUTT!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~!!!

"Victory YAY!" for Level 30

2009-10-26T00:44:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone,

This is Kreme reporting.

The past few weeks have been pretty busy with work and other stuff that is why we didn't get to train as much as before. Luckily, we somehow managed to set a date on which we would train all day so that we could finally reach level 30.

We tried going to a map with monsters way above our level:

Kewkies: Hey Kreme! This is easy!!
Kreme: *pants* What? E--easy?!

Kewkies: Yeah!! RAWRR!!! *casts a giant lightning ball that killed every monster in its way*

Kreme: O___O

That didn't turn out very well.. I wasn't able to be of much help to Kewkies because I kept missing on these stronger monsters. I was surprised on how Kewkies eliminated these monsters with not much effort.

As I was too amazed on how Kewkies fought these monsters, I didn't notice that we already leveled up until...

Kreme: *staring at the trigger happy Kewkies*
Kewkies: KREEEEEEEMMMEEE!!!!!

Kreme: .....

Kewkies: KREEEEEMMMMEEE!!!! *casts Blizzard on Kreme's location*

Kreme: *notices the summoning circle for Blizzard* H-HEYY!! STOP THAT! What was that for?!

Kewkies: WE LEVELED UP!! WAHO~!!!!

At long last, we can finally wear the new gears we bought some time ago.

It felt really good to gain a level after these busy weeks.

This is Kreme, signing off.

Prawnt, The Tempura Knight.

2009-10-23T02:01:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone,

This is Kreme reporting.

A few days ago we were on short vacation. We visited places we couldn't go to because of training. Though it may seem like we got the most out of our vacation, there were still some evil lurking around the depths of our peaceful Port of Winds.

We somehow managed to deal with these evil people but in return, we weren't able to maximize our vacation time.

Moving on..

One afternoon, we had the feeling that we were being followed by a group of shady people. I didn't get to bring my claw at that time and Kewkies wasn't able to bring potions for her magic. We tried to increase the pace of our steps but they were able to catch up with us and soon after, they had us cornered in the middle of Port of Winds.

Surprising enough that there wasn't anyone around to help us and thus brings one of the most memorable events in our vacation...

Gang Leader: Go get 'em boys!

Man in a police uniform: Quick! Hide here!!

Kreme: Huh? Who ar--

Kewkies: Come on Kreme!!

Gang Member: This ain't fun! Come on, let's leave this guy a little souvenir.

*5 minutes later*

Man in a police uniform: CRAP!! This is a disaster!! Argghh..

Kewkies: YEAH!!! They spelled armpit wrong!!

Kreme: Kewkies.... That's not.... Anyway, we owe you one! Kewkies actually has something to take the paint off.

Man in a police uniform: Kewkies?

Kewkies: That's me!! And this is Kreme!

Man in a police uniform: Hahaha! What a cute pair. Oh, where are my manners...

When the last shard of hope is lost, I am there. When all darkness threatens to engulf light, I am there. When the last piece of tempura is left on a dinner table, I AM THERE. I am the voice of the weak. Protector of the unarmed! The defender or justice! The bane of all malice!

I AM

Prawnt: PRAWNT, THE TEMPURA KNIGHT!!!

Kewkies & Kreme: *stares at the bright fireworks and explosions*

Prawnt: Uh, hello?

Kewkies: Ooooh, hi Pron!!

Prawnt: It's Prawnt.

Kewkies: Prune? Hey Kreme! It's Mister Prune!! Heehee! Fireworks!

Kreme & Prawnt: . . .

So that's how the first 10 minutes went by and Prawnt, The Tempura Knight, treated us to some cake at the pastry store near Cindy's place. It was the best cake in town! (they were the only pastry shop in Port of Winds)

After eating all that cake, Kewkies and I felt this sudden burst of energy that the both of us could not contain, we had to let it out in any way possible..

We spent the rest of the day running around in circles.

This day turned out to be one of the highlight of our vacation trips not because of the sugary cakes that we ate (though they were pretty awesome), but because we made a new friend.

This is Kreme, signing off.

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Big big thanks to Prawnt for the opportunity! :D

Kreme's Dream 3

2009-10-21T19:08:00.000-07:00

Kreme's Log: October 22, 2009 2:12 AM

I've been having the weirdest dreams lately...

It... It's starting to bother me..

This time it really seemed real and there were only two things that seemed weird in this dream. One would be Kewkies wasn't her cheerful self and remained silent for the rest of my dream.. I tried talking to her

Kreme: Kewkies? We're going on a mission, aren't you gonna sing something?

Kewkies: ...

Kreme: Hey look! They look like dogs wrapped in tissue. It must be pretty hot inside that outfit.... HOT DOGS!! They're hot dogs Kewkies! Get it? Cause they--

*Kewkies stares*

Kreme: ...

Even though Kewkies didn't say a thing, nothing seemed to be wrong with her fighting style. We were at an unusual place that I'm sure we haven't been to yet and I'm certain that we've never seen any monsters of this kind before.. They were wrapped in cloths and some were wearing heavy sets of armor.

I'm pretty sure they looked like mummies and knights.

The first few parts of the training went smoothly but then came the second thing that seemed weird in this dream..

The boss monsters... Didn't seem to get even the slightest scratch, not even from Kewkies' magic spells. I didn't lose hope, and I tried to find its weakness.. I could remember the battle lasting for hours and hours but still nothing seemed to be hurting these monsters.

I then noticed that dream Kewkies was focusing her magic on this weird glowing eyeball with wings. It seemed to be the source of power for the twin boss. This gave me a little hope that we could defeat these monsters, but at the very moment we attacked the weird glowing eyeball with wings, the twin boss fused and began charging

After seeing what looked like the end of everything for me and Kewkies...

I woke up, feeling really exhausted. I fell asleep again which would explain this late entry. I'm still feeling a bit weak and I think I'm going to rest for a couple more hours...

Kreme's Log: End

New Dragonica Wallpaper PLUS Dragonica SO HOT Video

2009-10-19T22:24:00.000-07:00

LOL

Okay so I may have too much spare time in my hands. And seeing that according to the poll, you guys like wallpapers next to fanfiction, I made a new one for you guys! I hope you like it!

Click on image to get bigger sizes

Also, please watch my new dance video with Kreme. Haha! This one is special because we tried our best to choreograph the moves and make it fit with the music. :D

I shall talk about DGNDOSE for my next post :D

Kreme's Dream 2

2009-10-19T04:42:00.000-07:00

Kreme's Log: October 18, 2009 3:49 AM

O_______O

I just had this really weird dream..

At first there was this weird scenario at some place I couldn't recognize. There was a shining star hanging from above a window at a house that I was looking at from the outside. I tried going near it but all of a sudden..

It became a (Shining) Starry Lolo.. I was a bit shocked and weirded out at the same time, but it doesn't end there..

A Starry Lulu popped out of nowhere! So I hid behind one of the crates because they might see me watching and do something bad to me. Then I thought to myself "Heh, they're just Starries, I can handle it." and before I could move from my hiding place, I heard them talking...

Yes, the Starries TALKED.

At first it was in this weird language that I can't understand. As I was waiting for them to finish their conversation, that was where it got really creepy. For some reason, their conversation was slowly becoming clear to me...

(Shining) Starry Lolo: Gather all our troops and spread the word..

Starry Lulu: And what would your message be, Milord?

(Shining) Starry Lolo: . . . World domination.

Starry Lulu: Yes, Milord.

(Shining) Starry Lolo: But first, dispose of that filthy human hiding at the back.. GUARDS!!

.... after that, I woke up, sweating and out of breath. I don't really know why I'm this scared. It may have felt real but it's still a dream..

I have a really bad feeling about this.

Kreme's Log: End

We Met a KING! OMG! (also, Kreme met my evil sister)

2009-10-18T05:52:00.000-07:00

We haven't progressed our training in a while because of a series of tummyaches that I got from eating too much parfait and cake. :( But I'm okay now! And Kreme is making me eat crab soup again (which I hate hate hate!)

We were in Port of Winds when I saw a KING! HE WAS A KING I TELLS YA! He had a crown and the robe and everything! So I said hi~

Kewkies: Hey King! KING! KING! LOOK HERE! HI!!! *waves frantically*

I called Kreme. I really can't believe he didn't notice that there was a KING in our presence!

Kreme: Uhh.. Kewkies, I don't think he really IS the King. He just has a crown and you can get that--
Kewkies: SHHHH KREME! DON'T DISRESPECT THE KING!
Kreme: But...
Kewkies: QUIET! KNEEL DOWN! So KING, are you having a banquet?

King: (whose name really was Haji and who wasn't really the King) Uhm. Right. Yes. Uhh.. why don't you go to Kalygon Fleet. There's uh, grape juice and cheese there. Bai! *hurries away*

So I kind of forced Kreme to go to Kalygon Fleet with me and made him wear his jester head. I put on my robes to be more presentable.

Kewkies: Wow Kreme look! Grape juice and cheese! Just like what the KING said!
Kreme: Are these even edible? It looks moldy and expired.
Kewkies: *OMNOMNOMNOMNOM*
Kreme: Kewkies don't eat it!
Kewkies: urrrgghhh... my tummy feels funny~ :( *tummy grumble*

So Kreme had to take me home and I was in bed for most of the following days. One day when he was going to visit me, he came across my evil sister. They never really got along well, Kupkeyk and Kreme. They always seem to be sarcastic and mean to each other.

Kreme: WOW Kupkeyk, you still look pretty much the same like last time. Still absurdly EVIL.
Kupkeyk: LET'S GO outside Kreme, so I can beat you up. Your punch is weaker than my loser sister anyways, I doubt if you'll put up a fight.

Hmm... Kupkeyk has been like that all her life, and even though she's kind of evil (one time she left me to fend for myself in windia flats when I was still a little kid) and Kreme never did like her, she can be good too. Sometimes. LOL

Next time, we'll be telling you the story of how we met these awesome people from DGNDOSE. :D It's fun and interesting! Watch out for it! Okay? OKAY!

The Trip to the Art Museum

2009-10-17T06:16:00.000-07:00

Hi everyone,

This is Kreme reporting.

Even before we decided to go on a vacation, we've always wanted to go to an art museum and later that afternoon, we managed to find a museum that was not crawling with monsters. We didn't sign up for those guided tours as Kewkies thought that it would be a waste of time since there are brochures handed out at the entrance.

Moving on...

This report only highlights a few of the artworks as the museum got invaded by monsters after a couple of hours.

Kewkies: I wonder what happened to this little fellow..

Kreme: Kewkies that's a sta--

Kewkies: OH! Maybe it was a soldier of some sort! Yeah! That seems right. Then maybe it got stoned to death... Oooohhh~

Kreme: That's a--

Kewkies: OOOOHHHH~!! Let's go Kreme! On to the next one!

Kewkies: Hey Kreme look! It's the founder of the museum!

Kreme: That's a Chango Kewkies..

Kewkies: Aaw, that can't be! There's the spotlight and everything! Isn't that what they always do to founders of something?

Kreme: I-I guess..

Yes at first we found it to be really funny, but after a while..

Kewkies & Kreme: . . . .

Kewkies: Kreme.. I'm scared. L-let's go

Kreme: ... Y-yeah. O_O

This trip would not have been worth it were it not for these two reasons:

1. Kewkies was there to liven things up with her stories.

and the second reason would be..

We laughed so hard when the museum got invaded by monsters they all gave us this weird look. Luckily, we were able to help the museum but it took us longer compared to normal battles because we fought right in front of that painting.

It was pretty much a very productive day.

This is Kreme, signing off.

The Day Kreme Tried to Pull a Fast One.

2009-10-16T09:45:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone.

This is Kreme reporting.

After our big jump to level 29 we haven't quite gotten back to training in a while. The grind to 29 was not at all easy for us and it took us a lot of effort and drained much of our stamina. So Kewkies suggested that we should take a break from leveling and go somewhere. Seeing how our gears' conditions were, we definitely need a trip to Mr. Davi for repairs and we would not be able to accomplish such a task if we were training. So we decided to hang around Port of Winds...

Kewkies: So uhh... What now?

Kreme: Hmm...

All of a sudden, Kewkies seemed to have something stuck on her head.

Kreme: Uhh... Kewkies, what's that?

Kewkies: It's my VACATION HAT !! Since we're going on a vacation I thought it'd be the perfect tiime to wear it!

Kreme: You have a vacation hat?

Kewkies: Of course! Everyone has one!! Don't you?

Kreme: Hmm (Must avoid this question) ... Oh hey Kewkies, flying dogs!!

Kewkies: WHERE?!

Kreme: Not there silly! Oops okay, it's gone..

Kewkies: No it's not! It's over there!!

Kreme: HOLY--!!

And that was the time we saw a flying dog.

There are a lot of things bothering me now, who-- what-- where --how .... *sighs* I don't even know where to start. This promises to be an interesting vacation.

This is Kreme, signing off.