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My blogging days are nearing an end :)

kidpurple — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 06:52:32 +0000

I’m sure all you menards lovers will get a boner just reading that title – good for you, go get some wax and do what Mr. Miyagi taught you. I’m sure you’ll feel much better about yourself afterwards.

So I just was thinking about what I’d do if I won the lottery. At first I thought it wouldn’t involve kidpurple.com at all ever even one bit. Then I realized that kidpurple.com shouldn’t suffer just because I’ve won a lottery. I could hire some poor soul to write some stupid shit once a week while I was losing stupid amounts of cash on a poker table at the MGM Grand.

Then (actually just now as I’m typing) something clicked in my head. I could buy a small town and turn it into a casino. Every one of you loyal KP fans could come and run that shit with me. The best part about that is that we’d be rich biatch!

Eventually we’d have a roller coaster on the roof of our casino and Billy Joel as real life limo driver in some new weird extreme sport. See how far you can get with Billy Joel driving – I dare you….

I gotta go to bed

The next time I happen to have 100 days in a row with nothing to do!

Guess what I’m having for 3rd meal

kidpurple — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 20:56:57 +0000

This is from a while ago. Can you tell what led up to me eating this one night – and what is it?

I did something horrible

kidpurple — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 07:07:51 +0000

I don’t even know why I would want to admit this – but I’ve been feeling kinda guilty. I did something that will have a long lasting negative effect on me. I don’t feel like a decent human being anymore and I don’t know if I will be able to again.

Sometime you do something and maybe regret it for a day – but then it is forgotten about, right? This is not that. It may be a long time before I can look at myself in the mirror.

************ WARNING – The link below my not be safe for work (NSFW) ************

I can’t even bring myself to say what it is – just click here to see what I saw.

What have I done????

Great night for a bike ride!

kidpurple — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 06:00:54 +0000

It was a great night for a bike ride. Too bad most people think I’m crazy for biking in January. Even without studs you could get around pretty well on this stuff today I think. So who is with me for a bike ride sometime this weekend?

Going camping this summer

kidpurple — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 04:25:42 +0000

I have reserved the normal SE group spot for this summer. Put it on your calendar today – it is for the last weekend in July.

I think I’m gonna ride my bike out to the campsite this year. Can I get a ride home with someone? Can my bike get a ride home with you too? Does anyone else wanna make it a short one day bike tour trip with me? I guess I’ll either have to have someone else bring some beer for me or I’m drinking straight whiskey to keep my bike load down.

New Year Resolutions

kidpurple — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 06:11:07 +0000

I was a horrible failure on my resolutions for 2009. I have not completed a successful back flip this year. On the bright side – I have no failed attempts at a back flip this year either.

So this year I want you to come up with my new years resolution. Maybe I should keep the back flip thing? Maybe I should not drink beer for a full year? Maybe I should start smoking cigarettes again? Maybe I should get into the Guinness book or world records (for what?)? Maybe I should win a silver medal at the winter Olympics?

Whatever gets the most comments will become my resolution and I will put more effort into it than I did the back flip thing. But I’m gonna do a back flip this year too. Don’t limit yourself to the ideas I wrote above – that was just the heat of the moment I was typing this shit.

I’m gonna smoke the marathon this year

A night with no Guild Wars?

kidpurple — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 03:44:52 +0000

I’ve been on a big Guild Wars kick the past month or so (the amount of time I haven’t posted anything here). After a snow bike trip to the liquor store tonight I thought maybe I’d have a night at home that I didn’t fire up Guild Wars. Then I realized that would be kinda silly – there is lots to do. So my eventual plan is to get at least one set of elite armor for each profession in the game. Right now I only have one and that is on my warrior, he has go the Silver Eagle Armor.

Next up will likely be armor for Agent Crazy Diamond (my Necromancer) or My Name Is Hammy (my Ritualist) but I’m still undecided what to get. I have a few picked out – but you can decide which I end up getting:

Necromancer (check out all the Necromancer armor):

Ritualist (check out all Ritualist armor):

Let me know which you like the best and I’ll do my best to go get it!

I suppose I should show you what the look like with their current (cheap) armor:

My Name Is Hammy:

Agent Crazy Diamond:

You want some hot shit?

kidpurple — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:37:55 +0000

This is your stuff. Dave’s Insanity Salsa. Holy shit this stuff is hot.

I remember hearing about Dave’s Insantiy sauce before but had never tried it. I saw this at the liquor store this weekend and picked up a jar of it. Don’t even try it unless you REALLY like stuff to be super hot. People that have heart or respiratory problems should stay away. That is what it says on the jar at least. It seems to be that if you like breathing you should stay away from the stuff.

Stop by sometime if you wanna try a little bit. It is hidden in the back of the fridge!

Now you can be a computer expert too!

kidpurple — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:38:55 +0000

I don’t usually just re-post something from somewhere else, but I’m making an exception for this one.

What Wordpress plugins are you using?

Thanks Crutchfield

kidpurple — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:53:06 +0000

I’m starting to look at TVs online for a replacement for the piece of crap we have in our living room now. I’m thinking something around 37 inch range. As I’m browsing through http://www.crutchfield.com I’m selecing the criteria on the left side of the page for what I want to see. I choose the appropriate size and resolutions and still have some options to further narrow my search.

That is all fine and dandy – but look at the very bottom of the image below. You can narrow your search based on price. How often will $300 – $2400 be a price range that will be helpful to anyone. Yeah – I’d like to spend at least $300 but no more than hmmmm, how about $2400. Thanks Crutchfield!