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Costco, where you can buy everything… except happiness

Kim — Sat, 26 May 2012 01:55:34 +0000

I doubt that I will ever leave Costco feeling satisfied… I understand that the whole “bulk shopping” thing makes sense, in the long run. Especially when you have a teenager, a pre-teen and a stocky-ass 7 year old…all of the male variety, residing in your home. For me, Costco always seems like a brilliant idea. [...]

The Beast’s Comeback…

Kim — Wed, 23 May 2012 03:51:18 +0000

Things had been calm for months, in regards to The Beast… I was beginning to suspect that he knew that it had been taken too far when he kicked my Mom’s ass… What’s that? You say that you aren’t familiar with The Beast and my Mom’s Extreme Throw Down Death Match What a shame…. You [...]

That Red Drank…

Kim — Sun, 20 May 2012 02:19:20 +0000

I believe that most people have at least one friend who would do anything for us… They’re the ones who we continuously turn to when the going gets tough When you accidentally shrink your husband’s favorite shirt in the dryer, they will not only allow you to dispose of the miniature garment at their house… [...]

Dirty Racers…

Kim — Sat, 19 May 2012 00:35:42 +0000

“You learn something new every day” That little saying has been around for quite some time. I’ve heard it, I’ve spoken it, I’ve rolled my eyes at it. But it’s truth… I awoke, before the sun, on May 12 2012 with one solitary mission. To survive to see May 13 2012 Somewhere, during the months [...]

The Muddy Lightbulb…

Kim — Tue, 15 May 2012 03:19:40 +0000

I was verbally reprimanded, by my Mother… on Mother’s Day (no less), for failing to have Part 2 of my last post published and ready to read. If you have absolutely no idea what on Earth I’m talking about CLICK HERE! Don’t be ashamed of your ignorance… I understand. You probably accidentally landed here while [...]

That one time when I almost died…. again

Kim — Fri, 11 May 2012 18:23:33 +0000

“That bitch is seriously trying to kill me!” As I staggered passed Hubs, towards the kitchen, this is the only sentence that seemed to be able to find its way out of my mouth. I slowly bent my body into a 90 degree angle, resting my torso dejectedly on the kitchen counter… head slightly propped [...]

The Last Supper with my Sanity…

Kim — Wed, 09 May 2012 04:12:48 +0000

and then there was dinner… But, first was breakfast, breakfast.2 and lunch You can read about that HERE… The third and final meal of the day took place at 11:31PM As the sushi place denied that they had the capability to create sushi after 11:30PM, we admitted defeat and trudged over to the cafe …again [...]

Eating Nachos, Like a Boss…

Kim — Mon, 07 May 2012 01:43:05 +0000

Strange things seem to occur in Las Vegas… The consumption of meals at very odd hours, seems to be one of these strange things. The notion of a proper breakfast, lunch and dinner are completely thrown out the window. I believe that an individual’s alcohol-intake may contribute strongly to that… Don’t get me wrong… Most [...]

What to Expect, When You’re Not Expecting…

Kim — Wed, 02 May 2012 03:57:21 +0000

Sticks and stones might break my bones, but words will never hurt me… Yeah, ummmm… bullshit. that’s right I said it…. BULL SHIT! Words can hurt. Do you want to know which words, when assembled together properly under certain situations, can leave the largest emotional bruise? It’s 4 simple words 4 simple words, which in [...]

He’s got Game…

Kim — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 17:45:21 +0000

For reasons that are completely unknown to me, Dickie is now captivated by the game of Tether-Ball or TB, as I will call it throughout the rest of this entry… because, let’s be honest here, I’m probably going to mention the word “Tether-Ball” about 50+ more times and I really don’t want to keep writing [...]