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Don't worry be happy.

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 02:32:00 +0000

Let us all be happy today! tomorrow and the day after tomorrow and the day after the day after tomorrow and the day after the day after the day after tomorrow ... let us all be happy forever ;)

Post-wedding photos cani macam cool ah? :P

Macam ani pun macam cool jua :D

"Happiness depends upon ourselves."

Aristotle

Damn you.

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 04:10:00 +0000

Zazu texted me that he's going for parasailing at Manukan island now. Awww. Sejak bila. I remembered dulu when I asked him about this, he said inda mau. Gali lah takut lah. Ani dengan a bunch of lanji STPRI-ians mau ya. This is what makes me start to go URGH URGH URGH AND OUCH all over again.

Inhale.

Exhale.

Inhale.

Exhale.

He makes me happy...

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 14:49:00 +0000

...by keeping me updated of his whereabouts. Hehe. Told me he got two things for me already. I'm guessing baju pasal tadi ia tanya my tshirt size. :p Mudahan tah bisai & inda weird looking.

I remember dulu ia pernah balikan jam as one of the oleh-oleh from KK. It was a Hello Kitty watch from the black market. I REFUSED to wear it 'coz it was very cheap looking, made of plastic lagi tu... basically it was fugly lah ah. Inda ku mau banar2 memakai. Hahaha. Poor him. Masa atu ia alum berapa pandai pilih barang for me. Masa ani I think he knows already the types of shop I go to. The kind of things I would buy... hehe.

Behapa kan ku ni. Aku mengantuk bah banarnya. K tidur dulu. Can't wait for Tuesday. I really really really miss him so much.

The smile on your face...

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 07:50:00 +0000

So Zazu is going to KK without telling me earlier. He's got all things planned with his friends few months back. & I didn't even know a single thing. Not until few days before he is going to leave. Mana jua aku inda kan mengamuk.

At least have the courtesy to inform me like, "hey baby, I'm thinking of going to KK during the school holiday... with the school's adventure club..." <--- ani nyaman jua hati mendangar mun ia cakap cemani.

Ani pui! langsung nada membagitau.

Even worse, he can actually brings me along. *friends are invited*

Tapi ia inda bawa aku. Instead ia bawa some friends pulang. (friends from outside school) Haha. But it's okay.

So aku marah2 lah when I found out. Tadi masa ia jalan pun aku marah... I said bad things. Words like BALA, SIAL... blablabla semua keluar. So not good kan. We had been arguing dari kemarin-kemarin sudah until this morning. Sampai ia switch off his handphone the whole morning avoiding all my messages and my consecutive calls. Macam orang gila lah rasaku. Aku lagi pesennya pemajal. Won't stop until I get what I want. That's me.

Sekali sudah tengahari, ada tia ia msg.

He said he's not happy (with us) like this... & he apologised.

That SIMPLE message from him actually makes me smile.

Macam all the bad emotions/anger/sadness/etc semua deactivated. Masuk tong sampah. Suddenly I am one happy girl again. Hahaha.

Inda dapat tahan bah kalau liat Zazu sedih. Lembut bah tah tarus hati ku ulehnya. Tapi kalaunya masih berkasar, NAH KAU taie idung jua ku bagi balik.

Miss and love him so much.

Going to Miri.

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 04:53:00 +0000

Iqmal & me. (yang betanya cigu sudah kawin kah balum ah)

Bye peeps, I'm going to Miri now. See you lator alligator!

Bullshit di muamu.

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 20:19:00 +0000

Daaang. Aku baru tebangun. The time now is eleven past four. Aku baru kan membuat ribbons for the choir group. Shit eh. Alum lagi ku terikah baju apa. :/ MY gooooodness. Mood ku kacau bilau semalam. Abis kanak-kanak yang arah facebook Zazu kan ku ambil uleh. Yang suka me-like like status atu. Rasa ku kan mem-bitchy berabis semalam. Macam kan keluar sudah perkataan2 yang pondan selalu pakai. Tapi inda ku jadi.

Oh Zazu ke KK tiga hari with his school's adventure club. Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Fuck. Mudahan the weather is bad. Biar dorang inda dapat ke pulau. Luan gatal kan ke pulau, bawa students? Fuck it lah. Banyak lagi tampat di brunei ani alum be aga. Ani mau tah jua ke KK. Kan mengasah bulu kelantit kali. Nah kau. I said it.

Urgh.

Hati ku telah dilukai

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 10:08:00 +0000

I feel like kan melatup awal ani. Sialan.

Referring to my previous post. Ani follow up of my Lesson Observation feedback.

The next day, ia texted me... tanya sudah kah inda ku go through the form. I told him yes ~~darling~~, sudah. I put everything dalam his pigeon hole. I gave him my mark sheets + some of my students' folders + few notes. Mengomen2 ku. Baca banar2 ah. MENGOMEN-NGOMEN. Bukan beROMEN ROMEN. Sekali tadi, ada tia membalikkan. Ia simpan in my pigeon hole jua. He left a note saying, "thank you dear."

Aww. Shooo shweeeet! Tia karang. (Y) <--- my ass to his face.

Masa ani aku pissed off with my boyfriend. Malas ku cerita dulu sini. Ngalihku. Vodo vava voom.

Esuk lagi aku kana suruh jadi choir conductor for my sports house. AHHHHH. Macam tah ku pandai. SHit shit. Mau ku pulang. KALAU, cukup latihan. Ani tarus2. Siolan.

Awu. Kawin ku karang banar dengan Ramli MS.

Cana? Sepadan? Warna baju matching sudah. Coklet. Hihi.

ASSHO*E feedback

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 10:28:00 +0000

We had our 2nd Science department meeting just now. Biasa-biasa saja. Talked about exam results, the A-team (principal and her deputies) remarks, BCAT, LOs, LPs, MPs, QE, HY, KAnx, etc. Basically boring stuff lah ah. End of meeting went to the school hall, mencheck orang belatih choir.

Ya Rabbi, student lelakinya kambang. Buleh tia betanya aku sudah kawin kah balum? Sekali my colleague jawapi... "mun kau 'O' level mu kosong jangan tah dulu kan ada hati kan kawin sama cigu ani..."

TETTT. Imagine ku anak atu banar-banar tia beguna kan aku... belajar tia dapat 8 A's 8 O's melatops. NAH KAU. Tepaksa tah ku kawin sama ia tu kali?? Cali. Lain lagi student yang overconfident masa menyanyi. Atu ke laut suaranya. Kawan2nya masih di darat... ia terajun sudah ke laut. Beranang inda bespindat.

Sekali abis dari dewan dalam pukul 4 atu, menunggu tah ku ni kan kana pick up oleh my dad di staff lounge. Batah yaw. Limpas 4.30 kali baru tah ku kana ambil. Sedih alai.

Masa menunggu2 atu, ada tia our department's assistant HOD datang... membagi few sheets of paper.

"Kau go through dulu ah... check mana tau ada papa..."

Sekali ku liat tia awal atu jua... OH! My lesson observation report. Adedeh.

Apanah commentsnya:

Strong Areas:

Clear and loud voice
Recognise names of all students

Areas that need improvement:

Voice - high pitch / sharp - need to control
Class management - manage students behaviour in relation to their study / subject / lesson
While explaining / talking need to face the students not the board
Time management - follow the LP scheduled

Aku copy bulat2 tu apa ya tulis.

Fuck you lah ASSISTANT HOD ku.

Adakah patut bagi feedback arah anak buah buat pakai keratas. Orang lain kana bagi feedback... semua bisai2 bah. They have a talk (one to one basis). Kana bagi nasihat itu ani. Nyaman jua hati mendangar. Ani main betulis. Babau kah kau ani? Atau ia pikir aku ani tuli??? Ia tah kami ber-communicate pakai keratas saja.

Msg orang capi2 pandai kau!

Urgh.

In my defense:

Untuk point number 4 atu, I am actually left behind by one lesson bah. Yatah sepatutnya masa ia mencheck lesson plan ku, ia liat my previous lesson plan. Bukan lesson plan yang hari ani. Bangang. Iatah ia ani... lain kali bejumpa lah face to face with me... tanya where's my LP. Aku buleh bagi. Ani inda... ia tarus2 ke meja ku meruah. Ada pulang ia minta permission, atu pun pakai msg. Msg ala2 kekambangan. Ku flying kick pulang kau sekali karang.

Time meeting tidur.

Kunghajo.

Cana kah buleh jadi assistant HOD.

BONGOK.

URGHGSYGSSUS.

For points number 1, 2, 3 atu inda ku kisah lah... barangkali ada banarnya.

Eh tapi inda ku puas hati berabis eh caranya bagi feedback ani. Orang lain bagi feedback becakap jua bisai2. Macam... macam "cigu kita mesti improve lagi bahagian sini ah... ani atu ani atu." "kalau kita buat cemani lagi bisai ni... it's okay you can still improve."

To Ika, our ex-HOD atu baik berabis tu. You're lucky to have him as your mentor. Dulu masa ku TP, ia pernah masuk class ku kan and observed me. Masa ia masuk atu lagi ngam practical session. It sucked berabisly lah. Tapi his comments, feedbacks and advises ya ALLAH... dapat ku terima bah. Very very motivating and inda put you down. Walaupun masa atu aku lagi banyak NEGATIVE dari yang positive. Banartah.

Ani si awangku ass hod tani ani, cari bini saja pandai.

Eh katanya kalau ada apa2 gitau ia kan, buleh ku gitau ia... reportnya ani rubbish kah? Not up to my standard. Aku mau ia bagi feedback bisai2. Bukan nya suruh sendiri2 membaca.

:(

Rela ku kawin dengan Ramli MS ni cemani ani. Banar tah.

Tukang Hukum (Video)

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 11:18:00 +0000

There were people from KDN and prison department coming over to our school just now. Giving talks to the year 7 students plus few students yang bermasalah. Satu saja spoilnya tadi atu, it was when the KDN people becakap di atas pentas, students di bawah ani popet popet tia jua. Maaaaacam kana bagi hadiah saja bah dorang popet2 non-stop ah.

Dorang concentrate (as in semua mendangar... meliat ke atas pentas) masa tukang sebat buat demo ngambat orang jahat saja.

Aku masa atu nervous. Kajar-kajar tangan tapi iski. Mau jua bediri di dapan-dapan, ambil video. LOL.

Hm, barijap mo muka tukang sebatnya. Macam ada pekataan "TUKANG HUKUM" bertampal di dahinya. Banar. Balik-balik ku liat muanya.

Insomnia.

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 20:44:00 +0000

Yay! School holiday is coming soon in less than 2 weeks! I'm pretty much excited about it. Can't wait y'know. BREAK BREAK BREAK. Smoke break! Haha!

My Sunday was slow. Nothing productive done aside from my lesson plan (baru siap jua... few minutes ago... LOL) & also topic proposal for the inter-school powerpoint presentation. Boring.

We used to have this dulu. It's a Maybank's piggy bank. :P

Syukur Alhamdulillah.

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 02:32:00 +0000

Bersyukur. Apa-apa ani mesti jangan lupa untuk bersyukur.

K Nazurah. Mesti bersyukur.

Diva Norah.

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 14:23:00 +0000

Lusa aku kana observe! *gulp*

I feel like a celebrity right now on twitter. Tiba-tiba saja ada orang randomly @mention on twitter. To those yang inda paham apa erti @mention ani, it's basically macam orang atu talking to you on twitter, so the person is going to @(insert-your-twitter-name-here). Ahh, just like Facebook!

Anyway yang banyak mention aku ani, Indonesians. Layan saja tia. Yang penting apa noqs? Yang penting~ I feel diva-ish. Macam si Azwan Nur Ali (@AzwanNur) sama baby Iqram ku (@IqramDinzly).

I think I have a twitter crush on him.

Baby Iqram, bukan baby Nur Azwan!

*senyum malu pipi merah2*

Oh on twitter, nama ku Norah ah. Panggil aku Norah. Norah Adam. LOL.

Notchet wa my monchet

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 18:32:00 +0000

Bagai perigi mencari timba,
why the hell am I here?

NOTCHET versus NOT YET? Which of the two are you?

The correct pronunciation is NOT YET as in satu satu disabut. Like this: Not ... yet ...

Sapa sabut NOTCHET ketiaknya hitam.

K bye.

Do you know what time is it now?

2.30 AM.

Kenapa ku masih bangun?

Pasal memikirkan untuk esok.
Typing up activities for ScienceMaths "trail to thrill".
Cari lyrics for L&C lesson tomorrow.
Type up keywords for L&C lesson
Dangar bunyi anjing menyalak.
Liat ustaz hensem dalam tv. (bukan Haron Din)
twitter
dan sebagainya

K bye.

Kisah Pak Haji yang Berbau Harum.

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 14:23:00 +0000

Hai kawan-kawan, hari ini saya ingin menceritakan tentang kisah seorang Pak Haji yang berbau harum.

Tadi kan, aku bali manila card di kadai kaling di Wisma Yakin.

Sekali kata bapaku, "ku galar karang kau ani si manila card!"

Me: "PASAAAL?"

Bapa: "Pasal di rumah ku liat banyak masih manila card gulung-gulung."

Okay in my defense, aku bali manila card lagi pasal yang di rumah atu warna manila cardnya gelap2 (like dark blue, dark pink... nipis lagi tu). Aku kan suruh my students buat a little project, yatah mesti the manila card tabal & the colour not too dark.

Ok.

Alum lagi masuk kisah pak haji ni.

Ani baru tah, BISMILLAH:

Tadi aku atu meliat harga test pad. Deciding which one to buy. $$Elaun$$ kami bah alum keluar. Yatah ku compare harga atu tadi. Mun tadi duit ku beribu2, tarus bali pulang ku tu. Inda payah lagi liat harga. Hahaha. Ambung.

Yatah kan, masa ku meliat-liat test pad atu, sekali... tiba-tiba~ ada bau harum menusuk ke kalbu. Sekali aku tuleh lah kan ke kiri. E eh. Nada orang. *ani bukan cerita hantu* LOL. Sekali aku tuleh lagi ke kanan. Oh. Ada Pak Haji rupanya.

Senyum2.

Pak Haji yang senyum2. Bukan aku.

Sekali Pak Haji said to himself, "eh mana kan test pad ani?"

PADAHAL TU AH dapan kami bediri atu, yatah sudah test pad tu... sepanjang2 rak ah. Dari hujung ke hujung.

Sekali Pak Haji called the Indian guy, "eh kawan, mana test pad ah?"

Sekali the Indian guy dengan muka yang confused, "ni semua ini test pad..."

LOL. Aku tersenyum kambing. Ambil test pad tarus ke counter kan membayar. Tapi short cut kan ke counter kana block uleh Pak Haji. Aku malas kan lintas dapannya cakap excuse me lagi apa, so aku detour lah ambil long cut.

By the time aku sampai di counter, Pak Haji sudah ada di counter kan membayar test padnya. *GRRRR* Kurang asam banar. Sekali membayar2 tia.

Sekali sudahnya abis membayar, giliran ku lagi tu kan. Aku ampai lah barang-barang ku. Pak Haji mengusai2 duit2nya dalam wallet. Masih balum lari dari kadai. Tahan2 ya masih di counter atu.

Dalam hati ku, "eh kan membayarkan barang ku kah ya Pak Haji ani?"

Banar tah. Usulnya macam kan membayarkan barang ku bah ya. Tapi sedihnya inda. Inda ya kan membayarkan.

Pak Haji: "...cigu kah?"

OHHH. Ya kan becakap sama aku rupanya! Patut tah ia batah2 mengusai walletnya.

Me: "...err, awu."

Pak Haji: "yatah ku liat ada manila card, cigu begunaaa ni manila card ani! :D" *bercakap dengan senyumannya yang lebar* "Mengajar di mana?"

Me: "Perdana Wazir."

Pak Haji: "Dengan Rozatul?"

Me: "Awu. Kita cigu jua kah?"

Pak Haji: "awu, bakas cigu." *senyum-senyum masih"

Me: "Oh. Hehe."

Pak Haji: "Roza atu anak ku..."

Me: "Oh, anak kita kah... yang cigu ugama atu? hehe." *senyum senyum nervous*

Pak Haji: "hehe awu... bah... jalan ku dulu ah... Assalamualaikum."

KWENG KWENG KWENG.

Harmless pulang our conversations atu. Tapi feelingnya bedebar2 yaw. Tuhan saja yang tau. Macam the old man was hitting on me. LOLOLOLOL. Ganjil wa senyumannnya, but who knows senyuman Pak Haji atu andang ganjil kan. Apa-apa ani mesti bersangka baik.

K. Atu saja dulu my story mory untuk malam ani. Esok kita sambung lagi.

Cute bah ah. Yatah Pak Haji atu terpikat. Haha! Kiddinggg!

It's pretty much the same thing. Same ol' me. Same ol' you.

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 07:13:00 +0000

Hai. Saya lah Haron Din!

Cupcakes

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 11:59:00 +0000

My tablecloth. Guess how much does it costs per metre.

$5?
Nope.

$10?
Nope.

$15?
Almost there~

It's actually 16 freaking dollars per metre you guys!!! Ya Rabbi. Cekik darah banar bah harganya. Anyway, it's Robert Kaufman fabric... kira branded lah ah this fabric. Yatah ia mahal atu. Baik jua cina atu bagi discount seringgit. So per metre jadi $15 saja. I bought a metre and a half.

Total spending today:

BRANDED tablecloth (lol) = $22.50

Contact lens = $25.00

Total = $47.50

:') Macam orang kaya saja.

My name is Norah (Jones).

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 07:50:00 +0000

Argh. Aku nada mood kan buat lesson plan especially for my Science subject. Aku masa ani semangat kan mengajar English pulang ni, 'tho sebenarnya aku nada basic mengajar English. Lain bah excitement masa mengajar English ani. Macam aku atu jadi host cerita Barney/hi5/sesame street perasaan ku. Me = a very excited Science teacher teaching language. Next lesson aku kan mengajar verb to be (am/is/are), verb to have (have/has/had) and also on nouns (common and proper). HAHAHA! Serious bunyinya oh.

K aku mandi dulu. Kan jalan ku ke kadai cina sebalah Milimewah bali lapik meja untuk mejaku di staffroom. Warna apa bisai ah? Pink? Purple? Merah? Biru? Kuning? Hmmm~~~ Karang tah ku decide.

To Ika, aku baru check my balance online. Sekali aku ani amai2 lah meliat transactions history & I noticed that our kaching2 is usually out on the 24th/25th of the month. :P Mudahan tah by tomorrow ada sudah ah!!! AMIIIN.

Aku rasa...

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 04:58:00 +0000

Iqram Dinzly suka aku. Aku rasa saja ni. Inda ku tau apa yang ia rasa ah.

IQRAM DINZLY!!! hihihihihihihihihi. Astaghfirullahalazim!

Our lovetweets last night:

Payahhh ni mun gossipgirl tau. Abis ni kana gossip. Bah jantah bising2. Malas ku. Aku mau low profile saja. Hehehe!

Hari ini dalam sejarah. (photos)

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 05:55:00 +0000

LOL! Yang arah balahan jubur atu pun menunggu masa saja tu kan tatas.

A closer look!

Hari ini dalam sejarah.

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 11:27:00 +0000

Seluar ku K-O-Y-A-K koyak! Bukan bubus ah. Kalau bubus ani selalunya untuk kuyak damit yang anu tekuyak di bawah cik ki atu. TAPI ANI TAKUYAK. Terkoyak di belakang bah arah paha. Mun ada pak aji kadai kopi meliat, boleh menaikkan nafsu syahwat dorang sudah ni.

Yang mahalnya, di mana nah seluar ku tekoyak?

Di rumah cousinku

punya

jiran.

WTFFFFFF right!!! I was literally crying+laughing just now meliat seluar ku yang kuyak atu. AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA! Baru ku telarah.

Tersenyumlah

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 07:55:00 +0000

I'm in love with this song: Tersenyumlah by Naif Band. Aku search on youtube, it was nowhere to be found. So if kan dangar lagu ani, from this link lah saja: http://www.4shared.com/audio/Oz_AoknJ/Naif_-_Televisi_-05_Tersenyuml.htm

Kamuuu, esuk aku start mengajar English wah. Can you believe that?? Si Najurah mengajar Englis wah yo. Half-half ku ni masa ani. Half of me is feeling excited 'coz I get to teach those children with 'learning difficulties', while another half of me is feeling nervous/scared. English bah ni kan ku ajar ani. Sanang pulang bunyi nya. Mengajar English. Semua orang pandai <--- kata Zazu. Aku takut saja aku inda dapat deliver the lesson well.

Hopee aal iz well la tomorrow. Amiiiin.

PS: Dari kelmarin sudah ku men-google "English lesson first day". LOLOLOLOL! Nervous jua alai berabis ni. Ololololo~

Hello.

noreply@blogger.com (Kaka Muchacha) — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 04:03:00 +0000

A fresh new blog by yours truly. A private one this time, so that I can rant all I want in here. Inda lagi payah censor censor. Nan hado.

Anyway guys, Pehin Jamil is on RTB1 right now. Heard him saying Buduh for several times just now. LOL. On a national television lagi tu... Buleh~ Bravo Jamil Bravo! Si Pehin Jamil ani, he has a reputation of being unreliable. Ani I heard from my boyfriend lah, ia ambil history kan di UBD, sekali asal dorang buat references, inda berapa kana galakkan pakai buku-buku si Pehin Jamil ani. Pasal unreliable. Ada salah. Catu lah alkisahnya. Kesian oh.

Selamat hari kebangsaan ke-27 Brunei :)