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Katy Perry not only doesn’t know the Chanel, remove one accessory rule. She not only didn’t realize that one goes virtually jewel-less with such GOWN’s own bling. BUT … the diamonds clash with her “dazzling” dress!

(Cute hair though.)

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1. Golden Gloves Live Tweeting! OK I feel like a douche announcing it like that. Guh
2. Um. The Jonas Brothers are ALSO making a 3D concert movie? ………. *insert joke about the end of the world here*
3. Fuck. Miley Cyrus actually has a gorgeous dress.
4. I was thinking how bad this chick looks until I realized she’s America Ferrera and actually lost weight, she looks great. Iffy dress.
5. Mammia Mia girlie is …. not smart.
6. “The Office’s Secret to Success”? … Stealing from the Brits.
7. Eva Mendez has a dented/crushed bust dress. Meanwhile Mr. Man is distracted by her necklace. Good man-Well, I’m more manly than he actually.
8. @ecorazzi Prius. But LIMO! Eco FAIL
9. @ecorazzi I repeat. Leonardo DiCaprio showed up in a Prius… yeah a Prius LIMO! Eco FAIL!
10. Mr. Man is out of the room and missing Beyonce’s cleav. Wondering whether he’d STILL look at her blinging necklace.
11. Mr. Man referred to Beyonce as Sasha Fierce when I brought up topic. I SWEAR he’s straight. I’m surrounded by gayest straight men, really.
12. 

    (Click for enlarged.) Looked worse in HDTV!

    So Zac Effron & Vanessa Hudgens, what will you do with your free time w/out HSM? Me: Um, take more nekked pics of Vanessa?

13. Apparently Colin Farrel & Some Dude are pitching they both win together. Strategy, yay!
14. OK Colin Ferrel (excuse earlier spelling) just showed he’s the opposite of my man. With Eva Mendez no less. So in love with my man.
15. Tina Fey - BABY BUMP?!
16. I continue to butcher the Ferrell name. Literally. Damn Twitter.
17. Damn Damn must Type Quickly & Fit into 140 Chars AND watch TV. And Twitter. (No edit.)
18. I told you I CONTINUED to butcher “Farrell’s” name. There. Whew.
19. Just got massage for apparent TV to Computer Screen head switching whiplash. OK I’m a drama queen. But man rocks.
20. OK now it’s switching head between TV - computer - Mr. Man — I need them lined up in a row!
21. Ah, proof. Mr. Man IS impressed with Selma’s rack. I don’t mind.
22. Who knew? “Tiki” prattles on with the chicks LIKE a chick! What a weird sign off to the red carpet show.

Talk about framing a photo of the Golden Globes!

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Then log on here after the shows for recaps and photos after they’ve become available!

*Update* The live Tweeting has begun at quite a pace. By the way, our red carpet commentary is based on NBC!

Top Story: Carrie Underwood obviously feels FTW (fuck the world) and fuck the economy with her showiness of (whatever it’s made of) macro mic bling. Way to represent the effing people, miss country star!

Recap of comments (from Twitter):

• “No Accounting for Taste” - my slogan for the PCAs. Right now, it’s true. (Gary Unmarried?) #
• They never think about the poor people. They assume we have things like TiVo, and you know, TVs with reception and cable. Bah! #
• David Boreanaz looks vampyric - is he ill? #
• Debra Messing’s dress - I could live under her skirt. That might even be nice, except I’m not into fire crotch. (below) #
• I was thinking of live Tweeting the People’s Choice Awards, but moments in, I saw it was laaaaaaaaaaame. #

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have always appeared in public all matchy-matchy, but now they’re going slightly mis-matchy with grey where black is and vice versa on the pair. Um. Bo-ring?

Where’s all the crazy since Valkyrie tom? But if you’re going to be boring, at least fully win back our respect on the sane fronts (domineering his wife? / scientology?).

“Kate, you must match with me, woman! Let’s try it greyscale tonight! Ha Ha!” Now that’s old crazy interesting make-funnable Tom!

“The timing couldn’t be more perfect,” Erinn told People Magazine.

Hayes will certainly now live some of the worst and best times of her life over the next 9 months, and may the great, cheer-us-up-when-we’re-down comedy last longer!

P.S. Great Chanel bag!

Also we changed our advertising somewhat, but our page (vs. blog) template’s sidebar is still a little messy, so fixing that is to come. Please excuse nous any mess!

That is all.

If that bra fits her, I’ll eat my own. And I want real proof, people, the naked truth, if you will. (Really, that’d be nice.)

More photos of Nicola McLean promoting lingerie (note the lack of arse):