Kitty Cat Chats

The personal pronoun I, who do you think of?

2012-05-11T05:44:00.000-04:00

Now, let me see how powerful the deductive reasoning of you humans is! "I" is a personal pronoun, typically used when talking about who? Yourselves of course.

Bin Laden, well you all know that he is past tense, he uses the suffix, ed, as in killed. With that said, it reminds me, after this post, it is 12 hours till happy hour. The special the Little Miss is mixing up tonight is The Bin Laden, 2 shots and a splash of water. She is even fixing dinner, Bacon, Taylor Ham and cheese sandwiches served on hard rolls!

OK, personal pronouns and suffix's what do you get when you put them together? Two items that are about as diverse as black and white! The suffix goes to those of you who wear the red, white and blue. The personal pronoun goes to the one that takes credit for the bravery of others!

Think he has a speech impediment? I, I, I, I, I.....

Kiss this

2012-05-10T17:42:00.000-04:00

Hello there you humans, it is I reporting from the Widows Peak getting my telescope ready for the babe watching, the count down is on. T minus 15 days until Memorial Day weekend!

Looking at summer at the shore, new loves, young loves and alternate loves, which I bet are glad about your leaders stance on gay unions.

This may even even add some confusion to you all up and coming steam fitters,when asking how you know the difference between a male and female pipe thread. Male screws into female of course! With this said, lets hear a shout out for UA Local 475!

Now, Obama, came out and says he supports gay marriages, should this be news to you? He is grasping at straws to gather some demographic which will vote for him in 2012.

Lets see, his middle name is Hussein, going for the Muslim vote, supports gay marriage, going for the gay vote, bail outs to those that do not pay their bills, going for the dead beat vote, handouts for those that refuse to even try to find a job, going for the homeless vote.This may just be the majority he needs to win. However; this little kitty sure hopes NOT since another 4 of BO will mean the creation of the USSA, United Socialist States of America.

Do I see Rainbows taking the place of the stars on the American Flag?

Obama's college transcripts, out out damn spot!

2012-05-05T15:24:00.001-04:00

Obama, it seems he cannot provide you humans a copy of his birth certificate, so one has to wonder if he is really a pedigree or just some stray that has ran through the woods, swam a river and jumped a fence.

Now it seems there is the issue if Obama really went to college and one organization has offered a reward of $10,000 for copies of his transcripts! $10,000 would buy me a lot of stogies and espresso, then again why should I have to buy there when I have The Master around!

This kitty is struggling with the question of why are such simple requests so challenging for him? Is he learning impaired? Does he make the deaf, dumb, and blind kid who plays a mean pinball look intelligent?

I say he has some mutts in the closet that he does not want to let out least you humans find out that you were conned into voting for someone that really did not go to school and is not a citizen of the USA!

Twitchy?

2012-04-15T15:55:00.001-04:00

Yea, I know you humans all think when us felines start twitching our tails it means we are pissed. Well, for me it is not the case, I only twitch my tail when I see the Little Miss come in my direction.

Before I came to live with the Master and Mistress I was out on my own and feasted on carrion of this color. Matter of fact, the Mistress saw me catch my dinner one night and that was the end of my days as a Hobo. Now I am living a life of leisure, as you can see here, http://www.kittycatchats.com/2012_03_01_archive.html

Putting twitching tails aside. Twitchy, my counterpart, one who by nature I am on the top of the food chain. Who is Twitchy? A talking bird! He lives at http://twitchy.com and has all sorts of ramblings. However, he does lack the personality, charm and the wit I do, but none the less I am glad to see another species represented out there!

Put it in drive and go!

2012-04-12T00:00:00.000-04:00

You humans know that I am not a fond lover of sand land, that great big litter box, the Middle East. I am also not fond of those that come here and think they can still abide to what is acceptable there in the USA.

Noor Almaleki, he is the topic today for this little kitty to meow about. Click HERE to see the show and learn of what this human did.

The kitty summary is below and another one is here.

Almaleki, who is a Muslim feels he should not abide by the laws of the USA and killed his daughter since she would not agree to an arranged marriage.

He could have served 17 to 45 years in prison, but got 34 years and is only 50 years old. Of the 34 years, ONLY 16 years was for the second degree murder, the rest was for assaulting her boy friend (with the car) and leaving the scene of the accident.

Judge Steinle sentenced Almaleki to 16 years on the second degree murder charge to be served consecutively with a 15 year sentence on the aggravated assault charge and two concurrent 3 ½ year terms on each of the counts of leaving the scene of the accident.

34 years is hardly a life sentence with today’s first class health care in the prison system. Almaleki is yet another leach upon American society.

This is the press release, which provides the information as to the sentence, but this kitty wants to know why was he only convicted of 2^nd degree murder? Apparently because his daughter survived two weeks! I am no judge, but this murder was premeditated and as far as this kitty is concerned Almaeki should get the big needle and meet his 72 gay virgins in paradise.

Prison, the big kennel. This will put getting the big one shoved up your Muslim posterior in a new perspective. Almaleki, you better have a source for soap on a rope! In America at least, cop killers, child molesters and those that abuse woman are not on list of the most favored inmates in that iron bar hotel you have a reservation in.

This kitty doesn't know which is worse, Almaleki's beliefs or you humans justice system?

Three Presidents

2012-04-11T05:11:00.000-04:00

I was reading some history with the Little Miss and pondering, you humans do know that when this kitty ponders it is never a good thing.You ask what is my ponder? The 1920's - 1950's it seems you humans had leaders which could really lead. Now, it seems you have leaders that like to distract from the issues at hand and point the paw at others! Deflection, as you humans would say.

What did Presidents Hoover , Truman, and Eisenhower have in common?

Back during the great depression, Herbert Hoover ordered the deportation of ALL illegal aliens in order to make jobs available to American citizens that desperately needed work.

Harry Truman deported over two million illegal aliens after WWII to create jobs for returning veterans.

In 1954 Dwight Eisenhower deported 13 million Mexicans. The program was called Operation Wetback. It was done so WWII and Korean War veterans would have a better chance at jobs. It took two years, but they deported them!

Now, if they could deport the illegal aliens back then, they could surely do it today. If you have doubts about the veracity of this information, enter Operation Wetback into your favorite search engine and confirm it for yourself.

Why, you might ask, can't they do this today? Actually the answer is quite simple. Hoover , Truman, and Eisenhower were men of honor, not untrustworthy politicians looking for votes!

Reminder: Don't forget to pay your taxes - 12 to 20 million illegal aliens - are depending on it.

Are you Upside down?

2012-04-09T05:57:00.000-04:00

To this kitty, this sounds more like a Dr. Seuss story, Upside Down Land.

First we had the stimulus plans to assist you humans who are upside down in your kennels. Now it looks like you humans are living in upside down land.

I heard that this land is the one prior to you becoming the USSA, United Socialist States of America which as you know WILL happen if your current Great White Hope is elected again, then again. He is not great, not white and has given you all no hope. With this said, he does fit in well in Upside Down Land!