အၿပစ္မတင္ပါနွင့္ လမ္ညြန္ပါnoreply@blogger.com (Ko Khar)Mon, 9 Sep 2024 21:24:37 -0700Blogger http://www.blogger.com2125http://kokhar.blogspot.com/en-usnoအၿပစ္မတင္ပါနွင့္ လမ္ညြန္ပါnoreply@blogger.comhttp://kokhar.blogspot.com/2007/06/blog-post.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Ko Khar)Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:31:00 -0700tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2344358683611830755.post-1350178831096125526<p class="MsoNormal">1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span>A successful woman is one who can find such a man. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span>Women somehow deteriorate during the night.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants . <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span>A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.<span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage .<o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span>There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">9. A woman has the last word in any argument. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">10.Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance. <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">၁။ ေအာင္ၿမင္ေသာ ေယာက်ာၤးမ်ားသည္ သူတုိ ့၏မိန္းမမ်ား သုံးစြဲေသာေငြထက ္ပုိမ်ားေသာ ေငြကုိရွာနိဳင္ၾကသည္။<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ေအာင္ၿမင္ေသာ မိန္းမမ်ားသည္ ထုိက့ဲသုိ ့ေသာ ေယာက်ာၤးကုိ ရွာယူနဳိင္ၾကသည္။<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">၂။ ေယာက်ာၤးမ်ား၏ အိပ္ရာထခ်ိန္္တြင္ အိပ္ရာမ၀င္ခင္ကထက္ ပုိၾကည့္ေကာင္းသည္။<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"><span style=""> </span>မိန္းမမ်ားသည္ ညဘယ္အခ်ိန္တြင္ ၿဖစ္ေစ<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">၃။ ေယာက်ာၤးမ်ားသည္ သူတုိ ့ၾကဳိက္ႏွစ္သက္သည့္ အရာ တစ္ခုကုိ ၂က်ပ္ ေပးေသာ္လည္း<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"><span style=""> </span>မိန္းမမ်ားက သူတုိ ့မၾကိဳက္ သည့္အရာ ၂ ခုကုိ ၁ က်ပ္သာေပးလိမ့္မည္။<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">၄။ ေယာက်ာၤးမ်ားသည္ ေၿပာင္းလဲၿခင္းမရွိဟုထင္ရေသာ မိန္းမကုိလက္ထပ္ေလ့ရွိသည္ ။ သုိ ့ေသာ္ သူကိုယ္တုိင္ကေတာ့ထုိက့ဲသုိ ့မဟုတ္ ။<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"><span style=""> </span>မိန္းမမ်ားသည္ ေ<o:p></o:p></span></p>0