ROTTEN PEACE

8 TIPS AND TRICKS OF USB FLASH DRIVE

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 10:46:00 +0530

Any ordinary USB memory device can do a lot more than you probably thought it could. It can carry programs, encryption and even a full installation of Windows XP! Here is our tenlist for the coolest things you can do with a USB thumb/pen drive:

1)Take your programs with you
We all know how frustrating it is when we take your files to another computer just to discover that the software required to read the files is not installed.

Here’s the simplest solution – take your programs with you – on your USB thumb drive. Here’s how to do it with Portable Apps:

1. Go to the Portable Apps website and download the installer, choosing the software you want to carry along.

2. Run the installer and install the software to the root of your USB thumb drive.

And you’re done! As soon as you connect your thumb drive into a computer, Portable Apps will open up automatically.

2)Surf anonymously

With Portable Apps and Firefox, you can surf the web without leaving any trace on the computer you are using. If you want extra security, install a Firefox security plugin such as FoxyProxy. To iput Firefox onto the drive, just copy-paste the Firefox folder from you computer, or install Firefox onto the thumb drive.

3) Set a program to run automatically (autorun)

Using autorun, you can set a program to start up automatically when you connect the drive to a computer. You can also use the same script for a data CD-ROM. Note that some computers have autorun disabled for security purposes. [Here's how to disable autorun.]

To turn it on or off autorun:
1. Open gpedit.msc from the run from the start menu.
2. Navigate to Computer Configuration > Administrative Templates > System
3. Find Turn off autoplay

Open up notepad and paste the following script:

[autorun]
ShellExecute=filename
Label=description
UseAutoPlay=1

Make sure you replace filename with the full path to the file. For example, a file called program.exe in a folder called “programs” on the thumb drive would be /programs/program.exe

Replace description with a short description of the program, for example, My Jukebox or Mozilla Firefox.

Save the file as autorun.inf, making sure you select “All Programs” from the save menu, not “Text document”!

4) Help! I’m lost!

Ever lost a USB drive? Even if you haven’t, there’s a pretty good chance you’ll lose a few during your life. And with all the important information on it, it could be a disaster to have it fall into someone’s hands.

A good idea is to encrypt all the information on the drive, but you would still want it back, wouldn’t you? Luckily, the folks at the Daily Cup Of Tech have come up with a solution.

Save a program called “Help! I’m Lost!” on the drive, that a finder just can’t get around opening. The program opens a message box with your personal “I’m lost” message. It’s a good idea to offer the finder a bigger reward than the drive itself, so that they’ll be interested in contacting you.

5) Hide the drive inside something

Why not surprise your friends and co-workers by sticking something that looks like a broken USB cable into the computer’s USB drive?

You’ll be sure to get a few shocked faces when you start to play a movie from it.

The guys from Technobuzz.net show us how to do it. (You are gonna need an unbelievably small thumb drive for this…)

6) Secure your PC

Just like with an RFID badge, you can use a USB drive to lock and unlock a PC. Insert it to begin working and pull it out when you’ve finished, locking the computer. There are several programs for this . Rohos, a commercial program and WiKID, a semi-open source one.

If you really need to secure your computer with a USB drive, I suggest you give Rohos a try, as WiKID is rather complicated.

7) Run Windows itself from a USB thumb drive

Modifying Windows to work on a USB drive is quite difficult, but luckily there are some tools that will do it for us. Note that you will need a separate Windows license for this, as Microsoft only lets you use one for each single computer, and a USB drive is treated by them like a computer…

What you’ll need:

A licensed copy of Windows
2..A USB device, min. 1GB (We recommend a USB hard disk, as a flash memory stick will become unusable after 100000 writing processes. Assuming that only 2 processes are used per second, the drive will last only 60 days with 8 hours of work each day… A hard disk doesn’t have this problem.)

Here is the link to the full tutorial, translated from German.

8)Encrypt your data

If you carry any sensitive indormation on your USB memory stick, a good idea is to encrypt it. Hardware-level encryption will help, but it will cost extra. You can get a free program to encrypt your data just as securely. For this I recommend TrueCrypt, but most others will also do. You will need admin access on the computer you want to use your encrypted thumb drive on, so this it’s usability a little.

MIKE IS DEAD

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:38:00 +0530

Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!"

"Woah, what the hell happened to him?"

"Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window."

"What a horrible way to die!"

"No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones."

"What a way to go, that's terrible!"

"No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him."

"Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"

"No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that.
So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him."

"Man, what a way to go!"

"No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him."

"Now that is one awful way to go!"

"No no, he survived that..."

"Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?"

"I shot him!"

"You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?"

"He was wrecking my house."

101 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:00:00 +0530

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

THERE ARE NO KANGAROOS IN DENMARK (A MIND READING TRICK

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 22:35:00 +0530

Mind Reader

Please take this test mentally.
Dont write anything down, and dont say any answers out loud.

1) Pick a number from 2-9.It can be 2, 9 or anything inbetween.
2) Take that number, and multiply it by 9.
3) That should give you a two digit number. Take those two digits and add them together
4) Take the resulting number and subtract 5 from it
5) Take that number and correspond it to the alphabet, numbering the letters A=1,B=2,C=3 and so on...

6) Take your letter, and think of a country that begins with that letter
7) Take the last letter in the name of that country, and think of an animal that starts with this letter
8) Now, take the last letter in the name of that animal, and think of a color that starts with this letter

Oh, and just one last thing...

There are no ORANGE KANGAROOS in DENMARK!!

CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 19:19:00 +0530

EVER THOUGHT OF FUTURE AND YOU CALLED FOR PIZZA .TAKE A SNEAK PEEK FOR IT

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I
have your........."

Customer: "Heloo, can I order......"

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number
first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold..........on......88986135
6102049998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're
calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your

home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and
your mobile is 0142662566.

Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you
have high blood pressure and

even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll
like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular
Hokkien Dishes" from the

National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size
ones then, how much will

that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of
10, Sir. The total is

$49.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir.
Your credit card is over

the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since
October last year. That's not

including the late payment charges on your housing
loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood
ATM and withdraw some cash

before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,
you've reached your daily limit

on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have
the cash ready.

How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't
wait you can always come and

collect it on your motorcycle..."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system , you
own a

Scooter,...registration number 1123..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving
me that 3 free bottles of

cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your
records you're also

diabetic.......

Customer: #$$^%&$@$%

Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on
15th July 1987 you were

convicted of using abusive language on a
policeman...?"

Customer: [Faints]

BRUCE LEE'S PROFILE

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:59:00 +0530

BRUCE LEE'S PROFILE
1. Favorite vegetable
* MuLee

2.Favourite Lunch
* ThaLee

3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
* Kha Lee

4. Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name?
* Saa Lee

5. Favorite Breakfast
* Id Lee

6.Favourite festival
* Diwa Lee

7.Favorite Actress
* Sona Lee

8.Favorite Music
* Qawa Lee

9.Most interesting job?
* Coo Lee

10. When did Bruce Lee die?
* Fina Lee

11.How did Bruce Lee die?
* With a Go Lee

12.Favorite hill station
* Kulu Mana Lee

13. Nick name?
* Mawa Lee

14. Favorite Hindi movie?
* GharwaLee BaharwaLee

15.Favourite cricketer?
* Saurav Gangu Lee

16.Favourite Pet
* Bil Lee

17. Favourite Passtime
* Khuj Lee

18. Bathing Place
* Na Lee

WORLDS WORST PASSWORD

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 09:44:00 +0530

Want to know the World's Worst passwords list of all time..? Oh..yea, then you are in the right place!
As you know... hackers are everywhere on the net. and recently, one of the popular Internet forum phpbb.com was hacked by a hacker who had stolen almost 20,000 usernames and passwords and then after released them to the public, giving us an idea how ridiculously easy passwords people use..

According to one of the surveys conducted by whatsmypass.com recently, the worst password used by most of the internet users is "123456" followed by
"password" in the second place.
Other popular choices include:
666666 : Six Sixes
7777777 : Seven Sevens
ncc1701 : Ship number of Starship Enterprise
and even words like batman, bond007, cocacola made it to the list.

Interesting Facts:
» Almost 1 out of 9 people use atleast one of the passwords mentioned on the below list.
» Almost 1 out of 50 people uses one of the top 20 worst passwords on the below list
» According the the survey by Digital Communications agency @www , an average adult human being had as many as 15 passwords to remember
» About 61% of the People use the same passwords for as many different accounts as possible in order to easily remember it and make life easier

FUNNY SUPERHERO PICS

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 7 Oct 2009 16:40:00 +0530

MORE SUPER HERO JOKES

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 7 Oct 2009 16:25:00 +0530

Superman climbed the Empire State Building and challenged King Kong to a fight.

King Kong said, "I don't have time. I have to catch a plane!"
******************************************************

Superman, Santa Clause, and a blonde are walking along and see a dollar lying on the sidewalk.
Who picks it up first?

The blonde, because the other two don't exist!

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Three drunks are standing on top of the Empire State Building.
The first one says to the other two, "You know, it's a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off of this building right now and not even hit the ground; the wind would carry him right back up to the top of the building!"
The second drunk says, "You're crazy!"
The first drunk says, "I'm serious! Watch!" The first drunk jumps off of the building, and the wind carries him right back up to the top!
The second drunk says, "Let me try!"
So the second drunk leaps off of the building and promptly falls to the street below, landing with a hideous SPLAT!
The first drunk smiles, clearly amused. The third drunk looks at him and says, "You know, Superman, you can be a real Jerk When you're drunk!"

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ONE LINERS:

Superman's been wearing that one outfit for over half a century.

He's strong--and a little gamy, I think!

Now I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids!

Lois Lane is Crazy about Superman. On Valentine's Day, she sends a card to the phone company!

Because of his X-ray vision, Superman is unable to pass an eye test. When he looks at an eye-chart, he sees through it to a billboard in the next county!

As mild-mannered Clark Kent, Superman is afraid of girls. He's worried that he'll run into the one he stole the red and blue suit from!

Superman can fly across the country in ten minutes. A little longer, if he's on stand-by!

Superman used to fly across the country much faster. Now he has to go by way of Atlanta!

I think Superman would be cooler if he was the Man of Reinforced Plexiglass. Bullets would still bounce off, but we'd get the added bonus of seeing real superhero internal organs.

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TOP TEN Indications That Your Girlfriend Wants to Be a Superhero:

10. She is constantly humming the theme to 'Mighty Mouse.'

9. Refers to her apartment as the 'Bat Cave.'

8. Keeps putting you down with, 'That's not the way Iron Man would do it.'

7. Has two spearguns welded to the front of her AMC Pacer.

6. Always says, 'I'll be back,' before going to the can.

5. Studies cybernetics in spare time because, 'You have to think like the enemy.'

4. She owns two copies of Leonard Part VI.

3. Mutters 'One shot, one kill,' with each belt of Jack Daniels.

2. Enjoys giving 'mortals' tour of her sword collection.

And the Number One Indication That Your Girlfriend Wants To Be A Supperhero Or Action Type...

1. Every Thanksgiving, snaps the turkey's neck, smiles at you and says, 'Chefs do that!'

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Thinking of becoming a superhero? Here are some useful pointers.
1. Don't call yourself by your real name, e.g. Ms. Jenny Pinchuck, The Amazing Stevie Foster.
2. Don't call yourself by someone else's real name, e.g. Mr. Teddy Kennedy, Captain Dean Martin.
3. Choose a name that suggests power, heroism and prowess, e.g. Captain Power, Thunderman, Mr. Invincible, Justiceman.
4. Don't be too modest, e.g. Mr. Pretty Good, Captain So-So, Fairly Incredibleman.
5. But don't labor the point, e.g. Mr. So-Powerful-Don't-Even-Think-About-It-Buddy.
6. Don't choose a name detrimental to your crime fighting image, e.g. Captain Spongecake, Mr. Silly, Yellow Streak, Purple Slippers, Captain Evil
7. Don't choose the name of an existing Superhero unless you have lots of money and enjoy fighting litigation instead of supervillains.
8. It's no use calling yourself Captain Invincible if your only power is self-control over Hostess Twinkies and you suffer from a congenial hole-in-the-heart condition. It's just asking for trouble.
9. Don't call yourself the Invisible Boy if you're not.
10. Don't call yourself the Invisible Boy if you're a girl.
11. Don't call yourself the Invisible Lady if you're a man -- even if you do feel like a woman trapped in a man's body.
12. Don't give away important information in your name, e.g. The Glass Jaw, Captain Vulnerable-to-Strontium 90.
13. Don't call yourself The Green Avenger if you wear an orange costume. You'll confuse people.

CREATE A VIRUS PRANK

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 7 Oct 2009 12:46:00 +0530

Open notepad and type this:
lol=msgbox ("Warning a virus has been detected on your PC. Press YES to format yourhard disk now or press NO to format your hard disk after system reboot",20,"Warning")
Then save it as Virus.VBS
and go to the folder that contains it and open it if a window pops out saying a virus has been detected it's working. Press yes or no to close the window and put it in the startup folder of the victim's account.On startup the window should appear.Note: This does not harm your computer as it does not contain virus .

SPIDER MAN PARODY

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 6 Oct 2009 22:17:00 +0530

1)Spiderman isn't afraid of anything, except for Shoe-man.

  Shoe-man isn't afraid of anything, except for Sh!t-man.

  Sh!t-man isn't afraid of anything, except for Fly-man.

  And Fly-man isn't afraid of anything... Except for Spiderman!

2)Why is Superman stupid?
Because he wears his underwear over his pants.
Why is Batman more stupid?
Because he wears his underwear over his pants and puts on a belt over his underwear.
Why is Robin even more stupid?
Because he followed what batman did.
Why is Wonder Woman stupid?
Because she wears a belt on her head.
Why is Spiderman the most stupid superhero of them all?

Because he wears his underwear over his head.

3)Q: Where's Spiderman's home page?
   A: On the world wide web.

4)Super heroes are now basically not needed in day to day life so super heroes now advertise to earn money

poor super heroes

5)By the way super heroes would also have to get aged . Take a little peek

I dont know why I did this as spider man is my fav super hero

BATMAN PARODY

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 6 Oct 2009 20:06:00 +0530

PRETTY FUNNY JOKES I LIKED AND IM SHARING WITH YOU

Batman is probably the most stoic character in the comicbooks, which is all the more reason to make fun of him!
If you grew up watching a certain campy television show, that is another reason to poke fun at him! (And a darn big one, too!)
Whatever generation you're from, here are some jokes we can all enjoy that tease America's greatest detective.

1) There is a big room with four corners. In the first corner, you find Superman. In the second corner you find Batman. In the third corner you find Spiderman. And in the fourth corner you find a gorgeous, extremely intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with a ultra-thin magazine-model figure. In the center of the room there is a pot of gold. Who gets to the pot of gold first?
ans below

2)Batman and Robin are camping in the desert, set up their tent and are asleep. Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend. "Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Robin replies, " I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks Batman.
Robin ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Batman?"
Batman is silent for a moment, then speaks:

" Robin, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

3)Q: How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
   A: None. They like the dark.

4)Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team?
   A: He was the bat-boy.

5)Q: Why did Bruce's date go badly?
   A: Because he has BAT breath!

6)Q: What does Batgirl wear to bed?
   A: Her Dark Knight gown!

ANS OF 1) : None, because none of these characters exist.

BLACKLE

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 4 Oct 2009 12:56:00 +0530

Use Google Black, a new step taken by the Google to raise the awareness of the world's environmental problems.
Sometimes small actions make a difference. Really a gr8 attempt. Tell everyone who uses google as search engine. Now google black is my homepage.Make it your Also.
http://www.blackle.com/

EMINEM WALLPAPERS

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 4 Oct 2009 12:41:00 +0530

STAN

THE WAY I AM

WITHOUT ME

E

EMINEM

ENJOY :)

GEORGE W. BUSH FUNNY PICS

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:08:00 +0530

BELOW ARE SOME PHOTOGRAPHS OF GEORGE BUSH

BEWARE TO SEE

YOU CANT IMAGINE HOW DUMB IS HE

MAN! HE'S JUST TOO MUCH

JUST TWO BROTHERS LOST IN KUMBHA FAIR

I HAVE ONE
CALL 12321 TO BUY

THIS IS LIMIT OF DUMBNESS
AND OTHER "NESSES"

SAME FROM ME POPE

DO U KNOW WHO IS BUSH HUGGING?
MAN! ITS OBAMA
SEE CAREFULLY THE HAIR ,DRESSING

ONLY SPACE ALIENS SUPPORT HIM

ANYBODY SUPPORTING HIM CONTACT N.A.S.A.

CLICK TO ZOOM

TEST OF GEORGE BUSH

I ASK ,CAN YOU ?

BUSH MALARIA DANCE

AND FINALLY INTRODUCING

MORE OF GLOBAL WARMING

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:30:00 +0530

MORE GLOBAL WARMING JOKES

Al Gore is coming out with a movie about global warming called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' It's described as a detailed scientific view of global warming. President Bush said he just saw a film about global warming, 'Ice Age 2; The Meltdown.' He said, 'It's so much better than that boring Al Gore movie.

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President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's just springtime.

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President Bush has a plan. He says that if we need to, we can lower the temperature dramatically just by switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius

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Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice.

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GLOBAL WARMING

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:37:00 +0530

GLOBAL WARMING IS A TOPIC IN WHICH SHARKS ARE INTERESTED

WHAT DO YOU THINK ?

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EFFECTS OF GLOBAL WARMING ON PUBLIC SPOTS/PLACES

ARABIA

ANTARCTICA

STATUE OF LIBERTY

SO THINK WHAT WILL HAPPEN

BACK TO KID 9- THE JETSONS

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:49:00 +0530

Season 1:

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http://rapidshare.com/files/227011470/tj.s01.e02-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226585343/tj.s01.e03-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226596766/tj.s01.e04-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226608610/tj.s01.e05-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226621535/tj.s01.e06-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227013039/tj.s01.e07-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226655122/tj.s01.e08-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226670105/tj.s01.e09-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227012671/tj.s01.e10-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226702416/tj.s01.e11-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226721013/tj.s01.e12-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226740429/tj.s01.e13-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227012432/tj.s01.e14-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227011469/tj.s01.e15-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226813154/tj.s01.e16-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227012717/tj.s01.e17-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226853865/tj.s01.e18-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227017690/tj.s01.e19-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226898712/tj.s01.e20-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227016536/tj.s01.e21-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226927883/tj.s01.e22-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226940454/tj.s01.e23-vRs.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227017663/tj.s01.e24-vRs.avi

Season 2:

http://rapidshare.com/files/225534804/jetsons_201_the_vacation__Ccucu_.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/227020122/jetsons_201_the_vacation__Ccucu_.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/227021486/jetsons_202_space_bong__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/225577180/jetsons_203_-_elroy_meets_orbitty__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/225655565/jetsons_204_Elroy_in_Wonderland__Ccucu_.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/225658375/jetsons_204_Elroy_in_Wonderland__Ccucu_.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/225690266/jetsons_205_The_Swiss_Family_Jetson__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227021267/jetsons_206_winner_takes_all__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/225726887/jetsons_207_high_moon__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/225744523/jetsons_208_Team_Spirit__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227020834/jetsons_209_-_supergeorge__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227020878/jetsons_210_little_bundle_of_trouble__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227020750/Jetsons_211_Dance.Time._Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/225798262/jetsons_212_-_judy_s_birthday_surprise__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227021546/jetsons_213_Hi-Tech_Wreck__Ccucu_.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/227020109/jetsons_213_Hi-Tech_Wreck__Ccucu_.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/225822849/jetsons_214_rip-off_rosey__Ccucu_.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/227020120/jetsons_214_rip-off_rosey__Ccucu_.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/225834562/Jetsons_215_The_Mirrormorph__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/225847696/jetsons_216_mother_s_day_for_rosie__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227032919/jetsons_217_-_fugitive_fleas__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227032277/jetsons_218_far-out_father__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227032648/jetsons_219_Astro_s_Big_Moment__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227032886/Jetsons_220_s.m.a.s.h.__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227033011/Jetsons_221_the_Cosmic_Courtship_of_George_and_Jane__Ccucu_.mpg
http://rapidshare.com/files/227032670/jetsons_222_fantasy_planet__Ccucu_.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/225988603/jetsons_222_fantasy_planet__Ccucu_.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/226009417/Jetsons_223_S_No.Relative.pants.tvm.Xvid.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227841925/Jetsons_224_One.Strike.You_re.Out._pants_.Xvid._TV-M_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226052067/Jetsons_225_solar_snoops__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226076132/jetsons_226_Rosie_come_home__Ccucu_.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/226080382/jetsons_226_Rosie_come_home__Ccucu_.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/226104699/jetsons_227_-_family_fallout__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226123400/Jetsons_228_instant_replay__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226142424/Jetsons_229_Haunted_Halloween__HQ__Ccucu_.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/226143436/Jetsons_229_Haunted_Halloween__HQ__Ccucu_.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/226158363/jetsons_230_Future_Tense__Ccucu_.mpg
http://rapidshare.com/files/226171684/jetsons_231_-_the_wrong_stuff__Ccucu_.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/226172146/jetsons_231_-_the_wrong_stuff__Ccucu_.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/226184390/jetsons_232_judy_takes_off__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226195694/Jetsons_233_A_Jetson_Christmas_Carol__Ccucu_.avi
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http://rapidshare.com/files/226221363/jetsons_235_robot_s_revenge__Ccucu_.avi
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http://rapidshare.com/files/226259576/Jetsons_237_-_To_Tell_the_Truth__HQ__Ccucu_.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/226278584/jetsons_238_Judy_s_Elopement__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226296645/Jetsons_239_Grandpa.and.The.Galactic.Golddigger._Ccucu_.Xvid._TV-M_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226324750/jetsons_240_boy_george__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226310199/jetsons_240_boy_george__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226337146/jetsons_241_the_century_s_best__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/226353907/jetsons_242_Crime_Games__Crime_Cases___Ccucu_.avi
Season 3:

http://rapidshare.com/files/227056434/jetsons_301_-_astronomical_i.q.__Ccucu_.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/226376861/jetsons_301_-_astronomical_i.q.__Ccucu_.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/226400903/jetsons_302_9_to_5_to_9__Ccucu__.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/226401572/jetsons_302_9_to_5_to_9__Ccucu__.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/226420926/jetsons_303_Invisibly_Yours__George__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227056681/jetsons_304_father_daughter_dance__Ccucu_.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/227055501/jetsons_304_father_daughter_dance__Ccucu_.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/226468213/jetsons_305_Clean_as_a_Hound_s_Tooth__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227056387/jetsons_306_Wedding_Bells_for_Rosie__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227056563/jetsons_307_the_odd_pod__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227056017/jetsons_308_Two_Many_Georges__Ccucu_.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/227056564/jetsons_309_Spacely_for_a_Day__Ccucu_.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/226549717/jetsons_309_Spacely_for_a_Day__Ccucu_.part2.rar
Pass for all RAR files: www.warez-bb.org

BACK TO KID 8- THE MASK: ANIMATED SERIES

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:48:00 +0530

THE MASK: ANIMATED SERIES ALL EPISODES

Season 1

Episode 01 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=08JMSKSB
Episode 02 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=55QEEPMW
Episode 03 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7RGJQ8NH
Episode 04 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=V3HAJIJO
Episode 05 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NGWADGWP
Episode 06 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=13S0H1S5
Episode 07 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QFNWZ434
Episode 08 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=AWZ7YMUR .mpg
Episode 09 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DKY1SWEJ
Episode 10 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BJGXXRKP
Episode 11 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=G2G0TWFZ
Episode 12 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UOB20G53
Episode 13 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=R893F536
Episode 14 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=U4IXHHYO
Episode 15 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LI4Z4N8S

Season 2

Episode 16 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QPWWQB9N
Episode 17 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6AMT0N9C
Episode 18 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XG012ZFB
Episode 19 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FX8E8Z02
Episode 20 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UH0R5AS5
Episode 21 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=AGX8T5WL
Episode 22 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CQV4X9T2
Episode 23 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LGJ93BS2
Episode 24 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IL2IUBNA
Episode 25 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RHI5IUST
Episode 26 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2IN9ZNTJ
Episode 27 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZCKXLU16
Episode 28 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0IXS628S
Episode 29 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=U063T18G .mpg
Episode 30 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TLRAJVE6
Episode 31 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QREBY80O
Episode 32 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=69360VRG
Episode 33 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Q41UV78O
Episode 34 -
Episode 35 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZQQ3XUGE
Episode 36 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=S8SZ0DBF
Episode 37 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XH41MV5C
Episode 38 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PBHZXUJY
Episode 39 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DBC67TFI
Episode 40 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=E7TL44KE
Episode 41 -
Episode 42 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=934HWIO5
Episode 43 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SW18QHK5
Episode 44 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BI26WX0Z
Episode 45 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IAPLVWQP

Season 3

Episode 46 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IZG8AV4M
Episode 47 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OCBE7SU7
Episode 48 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=V0GF1RQA
Episode 49 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RJ9CT1Q8
Episode 50 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8D1I5OBO
Episode 51 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=I2WJBDHY
Episode 52 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TP68ZY2B
Episode 53 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NXY1PK1V
Episode 54 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9S873ACE

BACK TO KID 7- JOHNNY BRAVO

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:31:00 +0530

BACK TO KID 6-DEXTER'S LABORATORY

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:22:00 +0530

all dexter'laboratory episode links

DESIGNING WEB SITES THAT WORK:USABILITY FOR WEB

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:00:00 +0530

Morgan Kaufmann | 2001-10-15 | ISBN: 1558606580 | 432 pages | PDF | 11,7 MB

Every stage in the design of a new web site is an opportunity to meet or miss deadlines and budgetary goals. Every stage is an opportunity to boost or undercut the site's usability.
This book tells you how to design usable web sites in a systematic process applicable to almost any business need. You get practical advice on managing the project and incorporating usabilityprinciples from the project's inception. This systematic usability process for web design has been developed by the authors and proven again and again in their own successful businesses.
A beacon in a sea of web design titles, this book treats web site usability as a preeminent, practical, and realizable business goal, not a buzzword or abstraction. The book is written for web designers and web project managers seeking a balance between usability goals and business concerns.
* Examines the entire spectrum of usability issues, including architecture, navigation, graphical presentation, and page structure.
* Explains clearly the steps relevant to incorporating usability into every stage of the web development process, from requirements to tasks analysis, prototyping and mockups, to user testing, revision, and even postlaunch evaluations.
* Includes forms, checklists, and practical techniques that you can easily incorporate into your own projects at http://www.mkp.com/uew/.

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THE ULTIMATES COMIC ALL ISSUES

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 14:50:00 +0530

The Ultimates 2 is a thirteen-issue comic book limited series written by Mark Millar with art byBryan Hitch, the sequel to The Ultimates. The series features the superhero team theUltimates and was published by the Ultimate Marvel imprint of Marvel Comics.

ULTIMATES V2 #1
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ULTIMATES V2 #3
ULTIMATES V2 #4
ULTIMATES V2 #5
ULTIMATES V2 #6
ULTIMATES V2 #7
ULTIMATES V2 #8
ULTIMATES V2 #9
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ULTIMATES V2 #11

ULTIMATES V2 #12
ULTIMATES V2 #13
ULTIMATES V2 ANNUAL ISSUE

EMINEM/PUNISHER COMIC

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:21:00 +0530

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD 'EMINEM/PUNISHER'

WOLVERINE THE END COMICS

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:53:00 +0530

As part of Marvel's The End series the comic details Wolverine's last adventure. The story depicts Wolverine as an old man living in the Canadian wilderness facing his own mortality.Events depicted within Wolverine: The End have been contradicted in other works, which leaves the work's status within continuity and a future canon uncertain.

WOLVERINE THE END ISSUES 1-3

WOLVERINE THE END ISSUES 4-6