Abel to Yzerman http://www.kuklaskorner.com/A2Y/ A2Y, a Detroit Red Wings blog, has been in existence since 2005. It is grammatically impeccable. en wphoulihan@gmail.com Copyright 2013 2013-05-24T04:07:56+00:00 http://www.kuklaskorner.com/index.php/a2yhttp://www.kuklaskorner.com/images/uploads/kklogobox.gifKukla's KornerSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with Pageflakes How’s Walnut Grove Looking, Ladies? http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/hows-walnut-grove-looking-ladies http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/hows-walnut-grove-looking-ladies A2Y interns from Northern Michigan University came upon this goldmine of a conversation minutes ago on Twitter... @halfpint Watch any hockey tonight? @maryingalls STFU @halfpint Gordie Howe shook their goalie's hand.   Gordie. Howe. @maryingalls They were supposed to be rebuilding! Fuch. A2Y interns from Northern Michigan University came upon this goldmine of a conversation minutes ago on Twitter...

@halfpint

Watch any hockey tonight?

@maryingalls

STFU

@halfpint

Gordie Howe shook their goalie's hand.   Gordie. Howe.

@maryingalls

They were supposed to be rebuilding! Fuch.

]]> 2013-05-24T04:07:56+00:00 IwoCPO The West Is On Fire http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/the-west-is-on-fire http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/the-west-is-on-fire And it's burning to the tune of "Chelsea Dagger."   I'd love to tell the naysayers to suck it, but I'd be telling myself to suck it and that's just awkward. This is absolutely insane.  Discuss as you see fit and I'm sure George will be right behind me with a 5000 word recap that he'll call "quick".  All I can possibly type at this point is that, once again, this is the postseason none of us ever saw coming, but--because of who we are (Red Wing fans)--it's the one we deserve. LGRW.  9 to 12 and 5 until this conference is burned to the ground once and for all by the team that kept it afloat and ruled it for twenty years.  And it's burning to the tune of "Chelsea Dagger."  

I'd love to tell the naysayers to suck it, but I'd be telling myself to suck it and that's just awkward.

This is absolutely insane.  Discuss as you see fit and I'm sure George will be right behind me with a 5000 word recap that he'll call "quick".  All I can possibly type at this point is that, once again, this is the postseason none of us ever saw coming, but--because of who we are (Red Wing fans)--it's the one we deserve.

LGRW.  9 to 12 and 5 until this conference is burned to the ground once and for all by the team that kept it afloat and ruled it for twenty years. 

]]> 2013-05-24T02:50:49+00:00 IwoCPO 6 More Games And The Conflagration Will Be Complete http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/6-more-games-and-the-conflagration-will-be-complete http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/6-more-games-and-the-conflagration-will-be-complete I think I spelled "conflagration" right.  I think. I don't have time to worry about that.  I just don't. I'm way late for this Live Blog and there is just no time to waste. I think I spelled "conflagration" right.  I think. I don't have time to worry about that.  I just don't. I'm way late for this Live Blog and there is just no time to waste.

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]]> 2013-05-23T23:27:25+00:00 IwoCPO Our Iron-Chinned Intern Is Keeping His Death-Stare On The Prize http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/our-iron-chinned-intern-is-keeping-his-death-stare-on-the-prize http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/our-iron-chinned-intern-is-keeping-his-death-stare-on-the-prize Uncle Mike is not to be trifled with.  Ask Joel Quenneville.  I'd send you to Bruce Boudreau but he is still eating his feelings and can't speak between bites of ice-cream covered corndogs.  While Babcock continues to strike fear into his opponents, it was not always that way. At least that's what George tells us: During the second intermission of a playoff game in 2002, Holland recalled Babcock telling him he wanted to be the next coach of the Red Wings. "I don't hire interns,'' Holland said he told Babcock. "The next year, he knocked us out of the playoffs." If you aren't aware of the political machinations of a corporation, "I don't hire interns." is the equivalent to "Shut your whore mouth." around here, and I can dig it. In that moment of absolute heartbreak Uncle Mike realized something that has stuck with him since.  The sweet baby Jesus does not let you join the greatest sports Organ-I-zation in the world without being worthy.  Only by showing the competitive fire necessary for the relentless and continuous drive to win the Cup every season does one become a Red Wing, much less lead them. More Uncle Mike, via George: "When you put on our sweater, there's an obligation to Mr. Howe and Mr. Lindsay and the people that came before you to compete like a Red Wing." There is a different standard in Hockeytown.  A higher standard filled with hookers, puppies, and firetrucks with a metric tonne of banners hanging from the rafters.  Speaking of rafters, news out of Denver is that the Dive have just retired Seth Jones' number in anticipation of his being drafted this summer. Uncle Mike is not to be trifled with.  Ask Joel Quenneville.  I'd send you to Bruce Boudreau but he is still eating his feelings and can't speak between bites of ice-cream covered corndogs.  While Babcock continues to strike fear into his opponents, it was not always that way.

At least that's what George tells us:

During the second intermission of a playoff game in 2002, Holland recalled Babcock telling him he wanted to be the next coach of the Red Wings.

"I don't hire interns,'' Holland said he told Babcock. "The next year, he knocked us out of the playoffs."

If you aren't aware of the political machinations of a corporation, "I don't hire interns." is the equivalent to "Shut your whore mouth." around here, and I can dig it.

In that moment of absolute heartbreak Uncle Mike realized something that has stuck with him since.  The sweet baby Jesus does not let you join the greatest sports Organ-I-zation in the world without being worthy.  Only by showing the competitive fire necessary for the relentless and continuous drive to win the Cup every season does one become a Red Wing, much less lead them.

More Uncle Mike, via George:

"When you put on our sweater, there's an obligation to Mr. Howe and Mr. Lindsay and the people that came before you to compete like a Red Wing."

There is a different standard in Hockeytown.  A higher standard filled with hookers, puppies, and firetrucks with a metric tonne of banners hanging from the rafters.  Speaking of rafters, news out of Denver is that the Dive have just retired Seth Jones' number in anticipation of his being drafted this summer.

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]]> 2013-05-23T20:10:52+00:00 VooX GDT - WCSF Game 4: Red Wings (2-1) host Hawks (1-2) 8:00 http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/gdt-wcsf-game-4-red-wings-2-1-host-hawks-1-2-800 http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/gdt-wcsf-game-4-red-wings-2-1-host-hawks-1-2-800 So I hear there is a big game at The Joe tonight.  The Wings can put a stranglehold on this series, and you just know that the 'Hawks will be under serious pressure for this game. LGRW So I hear there is a big game at The Joe tonight.  The Wings can put a stranglehold on this series, and you just know that the 'Hawks will be under serious pressure for this game.

LGRW

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]]> 2013-05-23T13:11:35+00:00 Jeff OKWingnut Blackhawks Down http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/blackhawks-down http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/blackhawks-down Updated at 2057 PST because I forgot something really important at the end of this post.  No...not down. Hammered. May 16, 2013|Dan McNeil Right now the Blackhawks are the hammer and the Red Wings are the nail. That will not change during the duration of these Western Conference semifinals. The Blackhawks are too fast for Detroit. They're too deep. The Hawks are much more experienced, especially at the blue line. They're too well conditioned. Chicago is too everything for a Wings team that appeared out of gas after going a full seven games against Anaheim in the first round. Updated at 2057 PST because I forgot something really important at the end of this post. 

No...not down.

Hammered.

May 16, 2013|Dan McNeil

Right now the Blackhawks are the hammer and the Red Wings are the nail. That will not change during the duration of these Western Conference semifinals.

The Blackhawks are too fast for Detroit. They're too deep. The Hawks are much more experienced, especially at the blue line. They're too well conditioned.

Chicago is too everything for a Wings team that appeared out of gas after going a full seven games against Anaheim in the first round.

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]]> 2013-05-21T02:52:24+00:00 IwoCPO Burn Down The West http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/burn-down-the-west http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/burn-down-the-west Syd Crosby earned his first Messier Leadership Award Nomination in 1998 at the tender age of 11.  Naturally, his glorious NHL career wouldn't start for another 3 years, but Gary Bettman felt his future endeavors warranted the nomination.  The fact that the award hadn't been invented yet was inconsequential to the diminutive commissioner. Ten years later, Crosby lost his "C" after a then-future Red Wing captain emasCulated him. Syd Crosby earned his first Messier Leadership Award Nomination in 1998 at the tender age of 11.  Naturally, his glorious NHL career wouldn't start for another 3 years, but Gary Bettman felt his future endeavors warranted the nomination.  The fact that the award hadn't been invented yet was inconsequential to the diminutive commissioner.

Ten years later, Crosby lost his "C" after a then-future Red Wing captain emasCulated him.

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]]> 2013-05-20T21:33:09+00:00 IwoCPO The Twenty-Cent Opera And Not-So-Secret Biases http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/the-twenty-cent-opera http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/the-twenty-cent-opera Jonathan Toews is a broken little boy.  The past couple of days he has gone to bed muttering to hiimself, when not biting his pillow, and waking up needing to change his sheets.  He is haunted by his personal boogeyman, Henrik Zetterberg, whose defensive coverage of Toews has been so suffocating, the lack of oxygen affecting "Tazer's" brain and emotional stability so badly, that he finally snapped. As time expired in Detroit’s win, Jonathan Toews took the faceoff and immediately began to cross check Henrik Zetterberg. Again and again as the seconds ticked down, he went after Zetterberg who was trying to actually play defense. As expected, the Red Wings weren’t too happy. Zetterberg went right after Toews, Bertuzzi got a couple of requisite shots in and then Jimmy Howard stepped in and did his part. Jonathan Toews is a broken little boy.  The past couple of days he has gone to bed muttering to hiimself, when not biting his pillow, and waking up needing to change his sheets.  He is haunted by his personal boogeyman, Henrik Zetterberg, whose defensive coverage of Toews has been so suffocating, the lack of oxygen affecting "Tazer's" brain and emotional stability so badly, that he finally snapped.

As time expired in Detroit’s win, Jonathan Toews took the faceoff and immediately began to cross check Henrik Zetterberg. Again and again as the seconds ticked down, he went after Zetterberg who was trying to actually play defense.

As expected, the Red Wings weren’t too happy. Zetterberg went right after Toews, Bertuzzi got a couple of requisite shots in and then Jimmy Howard stepped in and did his part.

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]]> 2013-05-20T15:25:40+00:00 VooX GDT - WCSF Game 3: Red Wings (1-1) host Hawks (1-1) 7:30 http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/gdt-wcsf-game-3-red-wings-1-1-host-hawks-1-1-730 http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/gdt-wcsf-game-3-red-wings-1-1-host-hawks-1-1-730 Who are these guys?  After getting skated into the ground and taken to the woodshed in game 1, DET pawned CHI in game 2.  The Wings were so damn good, the 'Hawks Captain, having no excuses for his teams ineptitude, accused them of cheating:  “I’m not going to go off and complain about some calls that I thought should have been called or whatever,” Toews said, before essentially doing just that. “If that’s the way they’re going to play, we need to play the same way."  That - is - just - embarassing. Zetterberg has been a freaking beast, and quite obviously is in Toews head (and determined to stay there).  Dittys like this are priceless,  Hank, discussing his physical play in game 2:  “It’s part of playoffs,'' Zetterberg said. “I think he plays better when it’s more physical and I play better when it’s a little more physical. It’s a give and take.''  If I didn't know better, and I do not, I'd say the gauntlet has been thrown. Said Babcock: “It was great we had an (extra) off day. It's unbelievable how well that worked out for us. Now we're freshened up. Series on.''  Indeed.  LGRW. Who are these guys?  After getting skated into the ground and taken to the woodshed in game 1, DET pawned CHI in game 2.  The Wings were so damn good, the 'Hawks Captain, having no excuses for his teams ineptitude, accused them of cheating:  “I’m not going to go off and complain about some calls that I thought should have been called or whatever,” Toews said, before essentially doing just that. “If that’s the way they’re going to play, we need to play the same way."  That - is - just - embarassing.

Zetterberg has been a freaking beast, and quite obviously is in Toews head (and determined to stay there).  Dittys like this are priceless,  Hank, discussing his physical play in game 2:  “It’s part of playoffs,'' Zetterberg said. “I think he plays better when it’s more physical and I play better when it’s a little more physical. It’s a give and take.''  If I didn't know better, and I do not, I'd say the gauntlet has been thrown.

Said Babcock: “It was great we had an (extra) off day. It's unbelievable how well that worked out for us. Now we're freshened up. Series on.''  Indeed.  LGRW.

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]]> 2013-05-20T11:05:49+00:00 Jeff OKWingnut Saving Both Barrels For Captain Farrell http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/saving-both-barrels-for-captain-farrell http://kuklaskorner.com/a2y/comments/saving-both-barrels-for-captain-farrell I've decided I don't like Marian Hossa.  I never blamed him for leaving Hockeytown for the starched collars and wine coolers of Chicago.  Well, I did because I'm me and I'm always looking for someone to blame for something.  But, I kind of understood it.  Our man with the plan Tick Tock made his choice and Gary wouldn't let us keep them both, so...it's history. I don't like him now, though. Not one bit.   I've decided I don't like Marian Hossa.  I never blamed him for leaving Hockeytown for the starched collars and wine coolers of Chicago.  Well, I did because I'm me and I'm always looking for someone to blame for something.  But, I kind of understood it.  Our man with the plan Tick Tock made his choice and Gary wouldn't let us keep them both, so...it's history.

I don't like him now, though. Not one bit.  

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