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lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 00:04:25 -0500

Two white girls with a radio show have invited to call in as a featured guest. If you want to hear me talk to a couple white girls who go to a Catholic College, tune in with your face. Below are the details below. Thank you please. --Tuesday, April 24, 2007 --12-2AM (EST) --WCUA Radio at The Catholic University of America in Washington, DC --Show title: "Songs to _____ to with Cara and Catherine

Suck it. Subscribe.

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 12:54:28 -0500

If you are already subcribed to the Lady Raptastic Show, kudos to you and roses at your feet please. To those who are not subscribed, please take a moment and subscribe through either itunes or by putting the RSS up in your rss reader. Chris told me a good rss reader is netvibes or Google reader. Why do we want you to subscribe? Because we feel like we making a good show, but nobody is

75: Richmond Buzz

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:32:19 -0500

Episode 75 Show Notes: Lady and Chris answer questions from The Richmond Buzz. The Lady's Grandma. Black people like old Mercedes. How Chris and Lady met. Change in the purse. Lady has did Chris. The show will not end. Lady on the Surreal Life. Losing weight is private. Where did the lady's babies go? Chris' ear dipped in goal. How podcasts are made. We are the evening news. Tassles. Everybody

69: Lesbian Chicken Coop

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 19:11:58 -0500

Episode 69 Show Notes Opening: Fanny Lickendale's Lady Raptastic/ Xtina megamix, LR will not tell the Lesbian Chicken Coop joke, my cousins' mama is a lesbian but does not think it's right, send us stuff, choking, a coma is not a vegatative state: it's a dream, your brain has electricity according to Professor Chris, They, word of the day, Chocolate Cake Dating Game, Chris wins the worst joke

71: One Two Punch

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 19:00:09 -0500

Episode 71 Show Notes, ho: Intro song by Fanny Lickendale (thank you Fanny!), on being a black woman, cooking with Lady Raptastic, This Day in Aids, new sponsor's ad makes Chris mad, clearing up the dying at 80 issue, repeated toenail question, the Lady is a vegetarian, scandalous high schoolers, look to the left if you lie, lucite box plus giant crane plus Times Square equals Fantasy, neice in

73: Suck It Unsubscribe

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 18:58:46 -0500

Episode 73 Show Notes: Fanny Lickendale made the "Are You Gay?" Remix which is the ultimate supreme Sweet Sweet Fantasy to my ear drums, Suck it Unsubscribe, Opening monologue: I like bats, chew, fell off chair, crystal meth vs cars, Man Vs Nature, The Telephone Game, Chris goes over the line with the Lady, Pine Tree Ice Cream (our new sponsor) has a new ad!, This Day in AIDS, Questions Section

72: African Turkey

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 18:57:15 -0500

Episode 72 Show Notes science center globe, janitor, pet store, Temp Pimps, photo printer, derth, Hidia makes an apology, do retarded people act normal behind out backs and think it's funny, alternate reality world comparisons, retarded conversation, fill in the blank, shoes, shave, married, African turkey, African turkey scene with Bernice, Lady and Chris rap after the theme song (LR_72.mp3)

74: William Sledd

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 18:51:56 -0500

Episode 74 Show Notes: Opening from Corey, every goth/punk male who wears dark eyeliner is suicidal, chris offends the drag queens, unexpected rap, money for a photo shoot, word of the day, movie trailer, The final This Day in AIDS, debate on This Day in AIDS, opening monologue: mole crickets, Pine Tree Ice Cream's new ad (They are out sponsor), William Sledd interview (williamsledd.com, Ask a

SCALP IMUS

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 18:39:47 -0500

Why do white people think they have the right to call black women "nappy-headed ho's?" Can you please explain this to me please? There is a radio "personality" named Don Imus, who is a very, very old white man, who called the Rutgers women’s basketball team "nappy-headed ho's." Excuse me please? This is not right. But luckily we got two of the brightest and the best on the case: Jesse Jackson

Kevin loves me, please

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 12:57:02 -0500

Kevin aka "Downtown Kevin Brown" wrote a dang sweet blog post about lil old big me. Please go take a look, leave him a comment, and show some love to a ho who love movies. Speaking of movies, people ask me, "Lady, what movies do you recommend right now?" And I tell them to they face, "Nothing." And they ask me to my face, "Why?" And I tell them to they face, "Cuz I ain't seen nothin." And they

Courtland loves me, ho!

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:47:48 -0500

Courtland, a old friend of da show, made a delicious video in which he feature a part of the episode where I take him to task. It's called "Courtland Schooled." Imagine, having your own Lady Raptastic episode all about you. I should have charged him money. Dang. Anyways, please watch da video of him talking about me and where he plays my show. He is very easy on the eyeballs and at one point, a

J-Hud Day in Chi-town

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 18:07:10 -0600

Check out the video for J-Hud Day in Chicago.

Where have I been?

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 08:27:46 -0600

Podcast * Videocast * Myspace * Digg Me * Badges I am so tired right now. I tried to wake up early but I couldn't. And it's not like I went to bed late or anything. I just woke up all tired. I think I have some condition. I need to go to the doctor. My sister has the same thing: she can't wake up before noon. This causes her to be missing work all the time, which is why she

It's official: She crazy

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:18:50 -0600

I give up. First she shaves her head. Then she puts on a wig and goes out for more partying. She's gonna go all Anna Nicole in this place if somebody don't rehab her a** quickly, please. At least Lindsay Blohan is pretending to get help. Britney is the new Whitney: crack is whack but wigs is whacker. Hello? Source, Source -LR

Episode 68: Medical Skates

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:43:23 -0600

Podcast * Videocast * Myspace * Digg Me * Badges Episode 68: Medical Skates Show Notes: brass balls, homeless Chinese man "Hind Ling," crunstible, Donkey, Club Giddyup, how Chinese women talk, bathtub toilet, Daisy Mouth and Chocolate Cake go on a phone date, CALL IN AND VOTE NOW, help with your spanish please, waist size, medical skates and sticks, ski accident causes

RIP Anna Nichole

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 23:12:30 -0600

Podcast * Videocast * Myspace * Digg Me * Badges This is the last video of her. Somebody paid $500 thousand dollars for it. And I just got it for free. Who? What? -LR

Episode 67: Hidia Roach

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 21:29:06 -0600

Podcast * Videocast * Myspace * Digg Me * Badges Episode 67: Hidia Roach Show Notes:musical intro by Chocolate Cake, Chris is not a pimp, murses is not manbags, manbag blindfold, Chocolate Cake & the fifteen channels of Hidia Roach, message does not mean call, fly, Lady Raptastic is not boring, there are no black french people, Chris thinks of Lady

Fat Tyra video

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:15:15 -0600

Podcast * Videocast * Myspace * Digg Me * Badges Tyra Banks taped a response to the people oat online gossip websites calling her fat a** fat. I just do not get it. Girl, you fat. No need for this drama. Please. All you had to do was dedicate one little segment of yo show to the pictures, laugh them off, admit you got big and then move on to something else. I think what she

Norbit

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:54:40 -0600

Podcast * Videocast * Myspace * Digg Me * Badges NORBIT - "Adjusting My Seat"Add to My Profile | More Videos J-Hud is performing at the Oscars, but she won't be "Telling You." She's singing some other song from the movie. You know, one of the ones co-written by Beyonce or whatever. I still haven't seen that movie, I need to get me a bootleg and watch it with Tiki. Mybe she

Romel and Snatch rescue

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 15:51:59 -0600

Podcast * Videocast * Myspace * Digg Me * Badges Ok here is the update. Apparently, I did not make the Top 100 in the Glow Girl contest. So, my video was not posted on the site no more. I think it's hate. Chris thinks my video was just not good enough to be in the top 100. I think J-Lo is racist, please. Period. With blood. Please join the throw-down that is happening now on

Start voting!

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:00:22 -0600

Podcast * Videocast * Myspace * Digg Me * Badges According to J-Lo's site Glowafterdarkshow.com, beginning January 30th, you can vote for my video and help me win a spot (one of eight, please) on the "webisodes" of J-Lo's new show, "Glow After Dark." I WILL say that they do this stupid thing of making you register before you vote. Do what i did (yes I did try to vote for myself,

550? You hate us, please?

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 17:28:24 -0600

Podcast * Videocast * Myspace * Digg Me * Badges I am very sad. Only 550 people have downloaded Episode 66 (Baboon) so far. Why? Is it stupid? Is it not funny? Why have not more people downloaded it? I saw the number today and almost fell out my gown, please. This is absurd and wrong...and racist. Why are our numbers for the show DECLINING, please? Have we done soemthing wrong?

Tiki's New Year's Party

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:58:47 -0600

Podcast * Videocast * Myspace * Digg Me * Badges (This post is an old one I found dated 1-2-07 on Lady's desktop. Hope you enjoy. -Chris) So last night was the first night of the new year. As custom in our area, people throwed a second party that night. I went to a friend's house for a party, then left to go to another party at Tiki's house. Tiki asked why I was late and I told

Episode 66: Baboon

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:33:59 -0600

Podcast * Videocast * Myspace * Digg Me * Badges Episode 66: Vote for my video after January 30th on glowafterdarkshow.com, Monkey video is at 23,200 views please, suck my butthole Chris, we get props on itunes but Chris is not impressed, Chris gets a nice itunes comment and I share a voice mail message with him, Chocolate Cake dating game: the final

Episode 65: Dreamgirl

lady@ladyraptastic.com (Lady Raptastic) — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:52:48 -0600

Podcast * Videocast * Myspace * Digg Me * Badges Episode 65 Show Notes: Call us on the Lovely Lady line: 1-912-CAT-LYKA and leave a message, Sir Killyocattastic leaves a message, We are on coffee, Lady thinks white people are retarded, Chris thinks if you act black you are retarded and if you are black and in Africa you are running around like an animal, lion head on a man