http://www.myspace.com/ladyraptastic I am a woman who, through no fault of her own, gets into trouble daily. Fights, thievery and drama follow me like a lost puppy behind a homeless man holding a chicken bone. My cohost and I cover a variety of funny segments. I get myself into trouble and spit the stories at you like a rhino shootin water out his nose. I've thrown bikes under moving vehicles, beat a nurse, been turned into a fish, went on the run with a ho after we left jail, got kicked out of a church xmas party and burned my neighor's yard while trying to save their dog. And it keeps getting better, ho. Produced by Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions. Do not re-use without permission. Or props given. email@markbaratelli.com en-us Sat, 11 Oct 2008 10:53:44 GMT Hipcast RSS Feeder 1.25 Comedy 60 http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/albumart/1013.1223722424.jpg http://www.myspace.com/ladyraptastic Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions Thick-boned woman of color trippin flippin and double-dippin up into yo life like a bottle of catsup squrtin all in yo face. I am crazy, lazy but never hazy: I tell it like it is because the only thang I know how to be is real. Thick-boned woman of color trippin flippin and double-dippin up into yo life like a bottle of catsup squrtin all in yo face. I am crazy, lazy but never hazy: I tell it like it is because the only thang I know how to be is real. no lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,quality Mark Baratelli email@markbaratelli.com Produced by Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions. Do not re-use without permission. Or props given.lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,qualityComedy a5565d72-9a5c-daee-6a88-5e5b9a91a225
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A lot of people losing money, dogs, their minds. I wil survive... until I am 40.

My spaghetti story which took place at McDonalds in which I, surprise, get into a fight.

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]]> Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:13:18 GMT 00:11:00 Lady Raptastic <b>10-6-08:</b> I woke up early after vomiting into the garbage can because I went out last night to celebrate my friend Grizelda's birthday. If you a 40 year old woman, you are dead. I don't know how I will kill myself when I am 40. I probably won't have love in my life by then. I will die alone: a lonely black woman. It's like a cherry-housed maggot shitting all over your sundae, melting it. <br><br> A lot of people losing money, dogs, their minds. I wil survive... until I am 40. <br><br> My spaghetti story which took place at McDonalds in which I, surprise, get into a fight. <br><br> <b>Lady Raptastic:</b><br> -<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=160164780">itunes</a><br> -<a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/ladyraptasticho">RSS</a><br> -<a href="http://www.myspace.com/ladyraptastic">myspace.com/ladyraptastic</a><br> -Voicemail: 912-CAT-LYKA<br> -Email: ladyraptastic@gmail.com<br> Lady Raptastic Shitcast: Alive Until Suicide no Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productionslady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,qualityhttp://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/7aa239ce-1d22-ac78-f37a-fd76c3f61931.mp3 4d103920-ea26-d372-953f-246047972b1e 10-6-08: Dying old people resemble my podcast. I opened a bakery with a $200,00 loan from the Holy Trinity Church of Christ First Baptist Bank. If you default, they kill you, but you go to heaven, so it's all good. The name of the bakery is "Lady Legs Bakery." Tiki helps me. We do not bake, we unwrap Little Debbie and charge three times the price. I hate when friends do this at parties, but all is forgiven when I see the open bar.

Is Lady Raptastic no longer funny/relevant? Have you moved on? You watching Hulu? Instead of killing myself, I opened this bakery.

White family come in and take me to Curves. Tiki get jealous.

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Many people come to me with questions about the economy, and I have some words of wisdom. It's a sad day in America. The rich white man has raped America. We are now going to bear the rich white man's retarded baby: the bad economy. You gotta lay down and take it much like rape.

You have no control over yo body, so smile through it all and be glad that you not dead. I called my Grandmother on my father's side. I can read yo mind: this podcast suck. I wear my purse like a hat. I am the black Oprah. I am not high.

I lose my memory when I am high. I pull my gun from my lower undergarments and it's covered with blood at the grocery store.

As you get older yo skin get blacker. Reggie Jackson. Obama Bin Ladin. You ever seen a person who been burned in a fire? I wish people who burn they face or neck wear a mask and turtle neck. I hate when people have pride when they ugly. There is nothing to be proud about being gay. Jesus or AIDS will kill you.

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It's so loud. Like my life. (crying ensues please. I am sorry.) Everybody got troubles. My problems is no bigger than yours, though my breasts probably are. I get hit every day by a (a) bus, (b) moped or (c) combination of the two. It's noisy again. Like my life. (Crying ensues again. I am sorry

I pee myself. It's a hard knocks life. You gotta stand tall. Times is hard, life is fast, I am black. There's always a tomorrow until you die.

I don't know what I am saying. I wanna hit people. I hit children with my hand, with shoes and with other children. The force of a child moving in the direction of another child is equidistant to the force of that child. I can't work at daycare centers no more.

I can't work at Dunkin Doughnuts either. I told someone to go to hell. They call the manager.

I can't work at the McDonalds. I poured coffee into my hands and tried to drink it because they was out of cups, and they sued me for it. I'm $20,000 in debt to McDonalds. I'm lovin' it.

I'm about to have a breached birth. White people wearing black glasses got headphones on black-hating white people.

If there was more love in the world, there'd be more AIDS. If there was more hate, it would decrease AIDS.

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I stole 15 stuffed giraffes in 15 paper bags and put them in one big bag and look like Santa Raptastic.

You never know what to expect with Lady Raptastic. I missed my bus. I keep you on yo toenails. So much of peoples' life is predictable: I switch it up with unexpectedness. I walk around blind get hit by a car, step on a car, just to give myself a little variety.

I drank too much milk last night. Shut up and listen I gotta go. Maybe I'm pregnant. I threw up in the sink. All black people is lactose intolerant.

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Hello truck! Do you want to run over me? When I play a game in my life, people always pull me back. It's rude.

Distorted View podcast is good please. The Daily Purge podcast is good please.

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Interview with < a href="http://www.whorehole.org">Cheryl Merkowski: she doesn't want to become Lady Raptastic, black people want to be white, she can't hear Lady's on-the-road segments which go into the trash hole anyways, Wanda Wisdom says black people get more AIDS than white people because they have "slut-butt"... and she dated a Japanese man (who always have inappropriate pubic hair), sex is not fun without pain for the Lady, do you like your red meat sucked?

News Discussion with Lady and < a href="http://www.whorehole.org">Cheryl: HIV Testing for All Women, MC Echer does not have a podcast but did do Cheryl's day care center mural, most black women get AIDS from having heterosexual sex with gay men, Cheryl used to have a job making soap from skin tags, black women get AIDS because they cannot say no to a man who asks them to have sex without a condom, "Take a Black Person to Fish Day" in which black people who fish take black people to go fishing

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]]> Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:50:28 GMT 00:31:53 Lady Raptastic <b>Episode 91 Show Notes:</b> how to drink at Disney World, Wishes fireworks, I threaten suicide, Kai Eats asks a brilliant question, white girls should not wear eyeliner, pretty face but heavy body, eating disorder causes me to go to OverEaters Anonymous, Shoneys salad bar saves me one pound, baseball team inspires. <br/><br/><b>Lady Raptastic:</b><br/>-<a id='160164780' href='http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?'>itunes</a><br/>-<a href='http://feeds.feedburner.com/ladyraptasticho'>RSS</a><br/>-<a href='http://www.myspace.com/ladyraptastic'>myspace.com/ladyraptastic</a><br/>-Voicemail: 912-CAT-LYKA<br/>-Email: ladyraptastic@gmail.com<br/> Lady Raptastic 91: Wishes, VM: 912-CAT-LYKA no Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productionslady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,qualityhttp://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/2a967ee2-6909-ae1e-14be-cd23d8b1f287.mp3 e538fea4-2948-9d2c-ceb3-df203c57fb6c Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:10:33 GMT 00:06:15 Lady Raptastic Shut up and listen, ho. Lady Raptastic no Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productionslady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,qualityhttp://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/8cc8e7a5-811b-44ed-03d6-4b14fb2ce24f.mp3 12b2bd1c-887d-8f9b-51a6-0fb4b43df19b Episode 90 Show Notes:
Intro music by Jeremimi, Word of the Day: Flism, Far Side Segment: Ladybugs procreate asexually, Letters Segment: Raphael (black and white) is glad I am back, That One Guy (no race given) asks if I go to church, Mary Muffs (no race given) asks what race Jesus was, an apology to Chocolate Cake for not wishing him a happy birthday, ,Wanda Wisdom (white) invites us all to call into her show (612-284-7299) for her 3rd anniversary program, Alex (white and might be a lesbian due to her boy-name) is a journalist with Wireless Flash News and wants me to contact her, will my feet survive?, black people do not want to be white, what does being black mean to this black girl?

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]]> Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:08:50 GMT 00:31:01 Lady Raptastic Listener comments. Meet <a href="http://edshepp.googlepages.com/">Ed Shepp</a>. Ed does not act gay, he is gay. Ed is not gay, he just act gay. Black Market. Ed's green office story. Diaresick. Lycra Virgin. Latino is the new gay. Bra traders. Reporting from the bowels of her friend's car. Throat AIDS. Tiger Snickers Bar. My white friends don't like it when I talk about slavery. I use logic instead of emotion. Touching someone else's hands. Selling bananas to white people dressed as a monkey. <br><br> <b>The Lady Raptastic Experience:</b><br /> Podcast: <a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvYm9zLmFwcGxlLmNvbS9XZWJPYmplY3RzL01aU3RvcmUud29hL3dhL3ZpZXdQb2RjYXN0P2lkPTE2MDE2NDc4MA==">itunes</a> or <a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vZmVlZHMuZmVlZGJ1cm5lci5jb20vTGFkeXJhcHRhc3RpY2hv">RSS</a><br /> Videocast:<a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LnlvdXR1YmUuY29tL3dhdGNoP3Y9N3RtNDRLUFNxaUU=">Youtube</a><br/> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/ladyraptastic">The Lady Place on the Myspace</a> Lovely Lady Line (Voicemail): 912-228-5952<br /> Vote for the show: <a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vZGlnZy5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvTGFkeV9SYXB0YXN0aWNfUG9kY2FzdF9DcmF6eV9JbnNhbmVfQ29tZWR5">Digg</a> and <a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcG9kY2FzdGFsbGV5LmNvbS9wb2RjYXN0X2RldGFpbHMucGhwP3BvZF9pZD00Mjk5NQ==">Podcast Alley</a> and <a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LnBvZGNhc3RwaWNrbGUuY29tL3VzZXJzL2xhZHlyYXB0YXN0aWMvcHJvZmlsZS8=">Podcast Pickle</a><br /> Lady Raptastic 85: Selling Bananas, VM: 912-CAT-LYKA no Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productionslady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,qualityhttp://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/e236d806-2352-56f3-3cff-d4ff15b26f3b.mp3 c3c8136e-0539-560f-acad-48a0b906c709 Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:50:22 GMT 00:29:02 Lady Raptastic new theme song, surgery, lost job, homeless man won't give me his cat, grocery store man and his custom car, new dress, bar embarrassment, background check in Texas Lady Raptastic 84: Rape bus, VM: 912-CAT-LYKA no Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productionslady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,qualityhttp://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/a572df44-9d4c-2e84-7049-256da7609685.mp3 b2767114-bfd3-43eb-b05f-a4765d39806a Lady Raptastic:
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]]> Tue, 30 Oct 2007 03:11:43 GMT 00:29:04 Lady Raptastic Eh baby shut the hell up, Chris is not here, Tiki's birthday party, drunk dial from Nico, Word of the Day: Poonami, Opening Monologue: moving vans, Questions: cramps in your lady parts, cousin and her window washer, 12 year old listener Lord Jesus, drunk call with Chris in the car, Fanny Lickendale original creation, A wonderful story about my Grandmother and Ghandi. <b>Lady Raptastic:</b><br> <b>Subscribe in</b> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=160164780">itunes</a><br> <b>Subscribe with <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/ladyraptasticho">RSS</a><br> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/ladyraptastic">myspace.com/ladyraptastic</a><br> <b>Voicemail:</b> 912-CAT-LYKA<br> Lady Raptastic 83: Cramps CALL: 912-CAT-LYKA no Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productionslady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,qualityhttp://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/cae4fc88-074a-2bdf-49b3-413ac7b0ae57.mp3 11eddffd-d42e-c95a-0f8a-a56917ad9675 Episode 82: Money Raped
I am drinking too early in the morning, I believe Chris is dead, when someone is dead, they don't exist anymore except in your mind, George Washington freed the slaves, Word of the day: Fraggot; Opening Monologue: I love cutlery, Questions from WHITE-ONLY listeners about patients in hospitals, 14 year old fans, New Media Expo, early episodes of the Lady Raptastic show, racist sheriff blames death on black rap music, blastercast, wikipedia page for Lady Raptastic; I call in and talk about tattoos please, thank you to no one but myself for making this episode as no one decided to help me make this episode, LISTEN FOR FAN PHONE CALLS AFTER THE THEME SONG PLAYS!!!

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]]> Tue, 09 Oct 2007 23:33:45 GMT 00:30:37 Lady Raptastic <b>Episode 82: Money Raped</b><br> I am drinking too early in the morning, I believe Chris is dead, when someone is dead, they don't exist anymore except in your mind, George Washington freed the slaves, Word of the day: Fraggot; Opening Monologue: I love cutlery, Questions from WHITE-ONLY listeners about patients in hospitals, 14 year old fans, New Media Expo, early episodes of the Lady Raptastic show, racist sheriff blames death on black rap music, blastercast, wikipedia page for Lady Raptastic; I call in and talk about tattoos please, thank you to no one but myself for making this episode as no one decided to help me make this episode, LISTEN FOR FAN PHONE CALLS AFTER THE THEME SONG PLAYS!!!<br><br> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/ladyraptastic">myspace.com/ladyraptastic</a><br> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=160164780">subscribe in Itunes</a><br> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Ladyraptasticho">Subscribe with RSS</a><br> Lady Raptastic 82 Money Raped, CALL: 912-CAT-LYKA no Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productionslady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,qualityhttp://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/cf2b1e03-807b-cf44-d798-d3be55b90d6d.mp3 d135c323-77f3-b4ff-8361-2b78bb51548d myspace.com/ladyraptastic
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]]> Wed, 08 Aug 2007 14:40:26 GMT 00:29:17 Lady Raptastic <a href="http://www.myspace.com/ladyraptastic">myspace.com/ladyraptastic</a><br> <a href="http://www.ladyraptastic.com">ladyraptastic.com</a><br> <b>Voicemail:</b> 912-CAT-LYKA<br> <b>Subscribe in</b> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=160164780">itunes</a><br> <b>Subscribe with <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/ladyraptasticho">RSS</a><br> Lady Raptastic 81: Chris Out Tim In- VM 912-CAT-LYKA no Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productionslady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,qualityhttp://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/e11808f1-3aa0-5522-ce76-06872cfe7fc7.mp3 24e2ad27-c7de-4ac1-30f9-3e94db76e19e Sun, 12 Aug 2007 16:01:54 GMT 00:03:01 Lady Raptastic I share a quick story about my days as a jail counselor, bringing the Lord into the disgusting world of the criminal underbellies. Disgusting please. Lady Raptstic Cartoon Episode 2 no Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productionslady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,qualityhttp://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/e166abfb-ab42-6925-1e6d-6630b8850aa8.mov 3d0ce9f4-9b17-a384-08f2-8b2fecb19a42 myspace.com/ladyraptastic
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]]> Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:23:48 GMT 00:30:15 Lady Raptastic <a href="http://www.myspace.com/ladyraptastic">myspace.com/ladyraptastic</a><br> <a href="http://www.ladyraptastic.com">ladyraptastic.com</a><br> <b>Voicemail:</b> 912-CAT-LYKA<br> <b>Subscribe in</b> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=160164780">itunes</a><br> <b>Subscribe with <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/ladyraptasticho">RSS</a><br> Lady Raptastic 80: Vagina Arms- VOICEMAIL 912-CAT-LYKA no Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productionslady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,qualityhttp://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/18b6a402-ea59-a6ba-4bd8-9ce5593f84db.mp3 cdc0ce91-ebd9-f850-f2fc-5adb8f11cff5 Sat, 28 Jul 2007 07:35:21 GMT Lady Raptastic This is an episode from the Cheryl Merkowski show. Go to whorehole.org to leave your comments. Lady Raptastic on Cheryl Merkowski! no Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productionslady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,qualityhttp://mp3.whorehole.org/wh42.mp3 b0313a3e-de45-60a9-79fe-180500efabb1
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]]> Fri, 20 Jul 2007 02:02:50 GMT 00:36:04 Lady Raptastic Hidia Roach confessional, Chris does and does not know about crystal meth, there is a difference between a chair and a dog, Lady Raptastic has ears, black leprechaun, cut a carpet square, Chris does not do anything illegal, a frog does not want to jump, 6 feet tongue, saying diseases with your eyesballs, listener messages, a black Irish person is called a redbone, people with AIDS get ugly, downs syndrome children are always ugly, more dang listener messages, Lady is a retarded white woman babysitter, Cherelle makes Lady mad, Walrus, lady blood eggs, wart blood, Lady Rap is lying, secret African singing after the end of the outro music<br><br> Podcast: <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=160164780">itunes</a> or <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Ladyraptasticho">RSS</a> <br> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tm44KPSqiE">Videocast</a><br> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/ladyraptastic">Myspace</a><br> <a href="http://digg.com/podcasts/Lady_Raptastic_Podcast_Crazy_Insane_Comedy">Digg the podcast</a><br> <a href="http://ladyraptastic.com/2006/01/i-got-me-button.html">Badges</a><br><br> Lady Raptastic 79: Leprechaun VM: 912-CAT-LYKA no Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productionslady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,qualityhttp://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/123336eb-0503-3036-664e-d52e61b8b5ec.mp3 eaed41ef-0964-94b8-4bf1-20541e89d295 Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:34:52 GMT 00:37:36 Lady Raptastic We've been gone, Farrakahn Times, Farrakahn Community Theatre, more black people die in white hospitals, village runner, script, word of the day, I like spatulas, screen name options, boa constrictor, set-up, hydroponics, letters about laughing, cherry picking, producers, proud accomplishment, ice truck, sat on my head, lizard, laugh out-take, song: New York radio show host Ed Shepp of the Ed Shepp Radio Experiment had Lady Raptastic on as a guest May 2007 and asked her to re-record a version of his theme song Lady Raptastic 78: Ice Truck VM: 912-CAT-LYKA no Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productionslady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,qualityhttp://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/0b9bcd57-0b01-99eb-015a-e722fcaf3a61.mp3 b6575bca-18d7-8ae3-6d83-1533cdbee78d
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]]> Mon, 02 Apr 2007 14:44:32 GMT 00:37:15 Lady Raptastic Opening from Corey, every goth/punk male who wears dark eyeliner is suicidal, chris offends the drag queens, unexpected rap, money for a photo shoot, word of the day, movie trailer, The final This Day in AIDS, debate on This Day in AIDS, opening monologue: mole crickets, Pine Tree Ice Cream's new ad (They are out sponsor), William Sledd interview (williamsledd.com, Ask a Gay Man on Youtube), remember to listen for the outtakes at the end of the show!<br><br> <b>The Lady Raptastic Show</b><br> Subscribe through <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=160164780">itunes</a> or <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Ladyraptasticho">RSS</a></i><br> Lovely Lady Line: <i>912-228-5952</i><br> Myspace: <a href="http://www.myspace.com/ladyraptastic">Myspace.com/ladyraptastic</a><br> Blog:<a href="http://www.ladyraptastic.com">Ladyraptastic.com</a><br> Vote for us: <a href="http://digg.com/podcasts/Lady_Raptastic_Podcast_Crazy_Insane_Comedy">Digg</a> and <a href="http://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=42995">Podcast Alley</a> and <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/users/ladyraptastic/profile/">Podcast Pickle</a><br><br> Lady Raptastic 74 William Sledd- VM 912-CAT-LYKA no Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productionslady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,qualityhttp://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/442c79ea-7d5c-b66b-d409-3207f7d5729d.mp3 a2481c5f-bf05-5bc6-1f7d-ab57e446d1a5
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]]> Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:07:56 GMT 00:32:39 Lady Raptastic Fanny Lickendale (myspace.com/fannylickendale) made the "Are You Gay?" Remix which is the ultimate supreme Sweet Sweet Fantasy to my ear drums, Suck it Unsubscribe, Opening monologue: I like bats, chew, fell off chair, crystal meth vs cars, Man Vs Nature, The Telephone Game, Chris goes over the line with the Lady, Pine Tree Ice Cream (our new sponsor) has a new ad!, This Day in AIDS, Questions Section: chocolate, iguana, ice suit, Santa Claus, Christmas Song for yo face, a good retort, meet some black people<br><br> <b>The Lady Raptastic Show</b><br> Subscribe through <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=160164780">itunes</a> or <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Ladyraptasticho">RSS</a></i><br> Lovely Lady Line: <i>912-228-5952</i><br> Myspace: <a href="http://www.myspace.com/ladyraptastic">Myspace.com/ladyraptastic</a><br> Blog:<a href="http://www.ladyraptastic.com">Ladyraptastic.com</a><br> Vote for us: <a href="http://digg.com/podcasts/Lady_Raptastic_Podcast_Crazy_Insane_Comedy">Digg</a> and <a href="http://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=42995">Podcast Alley</a> and <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/users/ladyraptastic/profile/">Podcast Pickle</a><br> Lady Raptastic 73 Suck It Unsubscribe- VM: 912-228-5952 no Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productionslady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,qualityhttp://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/227424db-ba4c-20ef-558c-dfc55d3ccf54.mp3 7e0c1793-08ab-2392-9328-efdea658831d Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:31:35 GMT 00:41:07 Lady Raptastic science center globe, janitor, pet store, Temp Pimps, photo printer, derth, Hidia makes an apology, do retarded people act normal behind out backs and think it's funny, alternate reality world comparisons, retarded conversation, fill in the blank, shoes, shave, married, African turkey, African turkey scene with Bernice, Lady and Chris rap after the theme song Lady Raptastic 72 African Turkey- Voicemail 912-228-5952 no Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productionslady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,qualityhttp://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/6cf963ec-7cbb-c8c7-66da-4110a058dc0d.mp3 3aa7f1d1-c7e7-7820-3546-19d31c12d2ac Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:14:47 GMT 00:30:39 Lady Raptastic Intro song by Fanny Lickendale (thank you Fanny!), on being a black woman, cooking with Lady Raptastic, This Day in Aids, new sponsor's ad, clearing up the dying at 80 issue, repeated toenail question, the Lady is a vegetarian, scandalous high schoolers, look to the left if you lie, lucite box plus giant crane plus Times Square equals Fantasy, neice in my papoose, Psych Test for spontaneous thought and a low IQ, Jesus means death Lady Raptastic 71 One Two Punch- Voicemail 912-228-5952 no Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productionslady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,qualityhttp://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/5202e14d-3b7e-5c78-f503-347ee4ecd91b.mp3 769faf23-cb82-ed07-8279-044f8e48b8e4 Fri, 02 Mar 2007 22:19:37 GMT 00:35:59 Lady Raptastic Lady Raptastic gives Hidia Roach her one shot at podcasting superstardom. If it is well received, Lady will produce the Hidia Roach Show under Lady's new production company: Citsatpar Productions. (It's Raptastic spelled backwards, like Oprah's Harpo Productions). Warning: Hidia's content is of an adult nature. Lady Raptastic says it's "so nasty you will want to turn it off and cry." Lady Raptastic 70 Hidia Roach- Voicemail 912-228-5952 no Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productionslady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,qualityhttp://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/5ab626d2-e7e1-4501-52c7-a7ed84093e9b.mp3 512d23ba-bfb5-c55c-7ca2-1338b531488b Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:51:29 GMT 00:31:33 Lady Raptastic Opening: Fanny Lickendale's Lady Raptastic/ Xtina megamix, LR will not tell the Lesbian Chicken Coop joke, my cousins' mama is a lesbian but does not think it's right, send us stuff, choking, a coma is not a vegatative state: it's a dream, your brain has electricity according to Professor Chris, They, word of the day,