Lady Raptastic Show: podcast and blog

Lady Raptastic ringtone is finally here dammit

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Lick My Hole

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 03:18:00 +0000

January 7, 2010, please: My new song "Lick My Holes", pinto beans on blouse cause fight on Long Island, Amazing Grace, man coming over, tuburculosis factory.

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Podcast: Mirrored Ceilings

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:37:00 +0000

11-29-09 | Shopping at JC Penney, Vodka, Facebook, sober Whitney is not fun, Mariah, bubble bath story

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Sitting on a Toilet

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 13:38:00 +0000

Why would anyone make a video of theyselves doing this? I find this offensive and embarrassing. Perhaps she lost a bet or has low selves esteem. Either way, she wrong for this. But its funny please.

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Betty Davis | WOW!

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:21:00 +0000

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Listen at me: Ray Ray and the Jew Woman

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:37:00 +0000

(11-19-09) Oh my God did I do a podcast episode? After all these months? Yes, yes I did please. Opening song called P***y Boys, fire ants, Dreamgirls at Apollo, Drunk Lady Raptastic and white friend sing "Silver Bells" in subway station, freestyle rap, Ray Ray and the Jew Woman (MP3 File)

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Nell Carter is not dead, please!

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:37:00 +0000

Mayor makes me proud to be a women please

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:51:00 +0000

Popsicle phone sex

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 15:19:00 +0000

I got me a popsicle for breakfast from the bodega and ran into a man I had anal with a year ago name G. I exchange the digits and went about my way. A few minutes later he call my ass wanting to hit it this afternoon. Since I am on my period I said no because of my period. He said ok and proceeded to ask me if I could do phone sex with him. I did, still chompin on my popsicle. What a way to start yo day please. Only in my life do these thangs happen please.

I got me a new job down the block aways at Tito's Market. They small and do groceries and birthday cakes. I decorate the cakes. So far I did three wedding cakes and a Quinciera cake. That one was my favorite because it was pink. I pretended it was for Mariah Carey's quinciera, so I made it extra special and took my time. The parents was real happy and gave me a $5 tip. Hello.

So I have been watching Wendy Williams new tv show, but at the gym on the stairmaster thang. I can watch it but I can't hear it. They got 5 tvs up in they, and none of them have sound. I can only read the words on the screen telling me what they saying. I ignore the words and just stare at her wig. Every day a new wig, and they all look fake as hell. Is she bald? Why not pull a Tyra and go natural please? And speaking of hair, I cannot WAIT to see that "Good Hair" movie.
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Listen at me read Frances Bean Cobain's letter to Ali Lohan

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:17:00 +0000

I recorded myselves doing an artistic interpretation of the tweet that Frances Bean Cobain sent to Ali Lohan about fame after reading about it on Perez Hilton. Here is the mp3 and below is the player with the text of the open letter below it. Read along and enjoy.

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"This is my open letter to Ali Lohan.

Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn't fame. It's infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that's not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i'm sure, will steal your money whilst there. Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don't have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don't personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don't care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i'm wrong because generally i'm not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement."
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Mondavi is dancing in the Isotopes

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:36:00 +0000

I recorded this and put it on twitter, so I said hey why not put it on my blog? Hello.

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Da Young and Da Mess

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:25:00 +0000

Moment in Racism: Top 60 Black Ghetto Names video

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:18:00 +0000

Lil Myron's Tirade | Wash yo a**

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:11:00 +0000

Lady Gaga cancels tour with Kanye West and 50 Cent calls the whole thang "gay"

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 02:20:00 +0000

So Kanye and Gaga were supposed to embark on the very first multi-racial musical tour ever in the history of music. But then Kanye shit-slapped Taylor Dane at the VMAs, then 50 Cent called the tour "The Gay Tour" and now, the tour is cancelled. I was scheduled to be a t-shirt vendor in Miami, Detroit and Vietnam, but I just got word that my contract has been torn up and the paycheck I made while training for this gig has been canceled. Don't cry over spilled milk I say. So, I am going to the club to get drunk and bring me home a man to forget this whole mess.
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Da BreakUp Song video | Mess

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:07:00 +0000

Persnickety and Madge

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 22:19:00 +0000

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Listen to the radio like its 1992

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 06:30:00 +0000

I am going to be on the radio LIVE this Friday night, July 25, 2009, 9pm EST on 104.1 WTKS. You have to listen, ho. Chris will be on, too.

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Ask Raptastic- a sample

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 00:53:00 +0000

Me and Chris is made this little "demo" for the SBK Live radio show on 104.1. I hope they like it.

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Dead Michael makes Mariah sink bad

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:32:00 +0000

7-14-09: Send in your original mp3s of songs and comedy skits, comments and what not to ladyraptastic@gmail.com, follow me on twitter.com/helloplease, and on facebook at facebook.com/ladyraptastic.

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Lady and Cheryl and D String Lullaby

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 06:49:00 +0000

Remember to send in yo own original mp3s of songs and comedy skits and what not to ladyraptastic at gmail dot com, folllow me on twitter at twitter.com slash hello please, and on facebook. at facebook dot come slash layraptastic. The song "D String Lullaby" was written and performer by two white listeners named Chris Freeman and Chris Willis. You can find more music from them at youtube.com/user/CFreemanActor.

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Tears for Michael live event

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:19:00 +0000

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For Immediate Release July 3, 2009
Contact: Linda Cocksmouth, LadyRaptastic@gmail.com

"Tears for Michael- Am Orlando Tribute to the King"
Blacks-only Lake Eola Michael Jackson tribute

B.L.A.A.D.D.E. civic group (Black Ladies of African American Descent Dying Excessively) is inviting all people of color (black only please) to pay tribute to Michael Jackson at Lake Eola Park. Citizens are invited to gather around the perimeter of Lake Eola starting at 7pm on July 14, 2009. They will paint their faces white in tribute to Michael Jackson Makeup and applicators not provided. Then they will hold hands with each other, making a link of people around the entire lake, listen to "Heal the World" play from seven speakers in seven of the swan boats in the lake, and then at the end of song, at the same time, they will all break their noses. For Michael. White people not allowed to participate, no offense. They can watch from their cars.

Produced By: B.L.A.A.D.D.E. (Black Ladies of African American Descent Dying Excessively)
Date: Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Time: 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Facebook Event Page: http://digg.com/u17Hes

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Meet Wayne. (He is no Chris please)

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:57:00 +0000

Wayne speaks with me about black vs white pubic hair, having sex with 9 year old black map-making pirates, 2-second lag time, look at the Ladys pubic hair, Wayne is a rapist.

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Black Ladies of African American Descent Dying Excessively pay tribute to dead Michael Jackson July 14, 2009

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:18:00 +0000

Facebook Event Page | Please join myself and Chris and thousands of black people as we stand together holding hands along the shores of Lake Eola in specia tribute to the one, the king, the gloved spirit, Michael Jackson.

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Fan love for Chris

noreply@blogger.com (LR) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:11:00 +0000

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