Lai Kao Peh - Turn Your Boring Life Into A Blockbuster Comedy

Pic of the week

KH — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:33:24 +0800

The typical geek to-do list: make love, grow taller, go somewhere, download youtube videos, tie a tie, train their dragon, lose weight, get somewhere else again, lose a little more weight, then jailbreak their iphones.

Pic of the week

KH — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 14:41:08 +0800

Can I assume that Google is racist? Or is it just Singaporeans?

Joke: Fridge

KH — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 14:20:47 +0800

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying "Free to good home, You want it you take it".

For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal, looks to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it.

My Own Barrier

KH — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 10:07:51 +0800

I paid $438.95 for that.

Fun with Blackberry

KH — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 12:55:13 +0800

"What should I wear today?"

Bill & Steve

KH — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 12:29:32 +0800

Joke: The Engineer

KH — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 15:50:15 +0800

An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

Pic of the Week

KH — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 11:45:30 +0800

In the Singapore context, that's called Chao Keng.

Joke: Walkman

KH — Fri, 28 May 2010 12:10:01 +0800

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

Joke: Bridge

KH — Fri, 28 May 2010 12:09:14 +0800

The Bridge

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads low bridge ahead" Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."